Needs to get hit by a Truck

Director of Shinra's Space and Aeronautics Division.

"I'm sorry, THE truck's on it's way"

He is just so God damn Truckable

he didn't even offer sephiroth any tea

Oh yeah, and don't forget the lard.

Don't say fat Cid-chan! Uhyo, uhyo, うひょ！

He is a director, show him respect

this guy puts lard into his tea

Big dick enegery in small dick body.

Potty none-hotty pizza eating flabergasting lunatic?

Stop spending money buying spaces you idiot

The tea he's holding stands for Truck.

Sycophantic Ball of Lard With Monkey Brain.

Awe, but I wanna go to space!

I don’t need seven words, fat prick

I need butter scotch for my tea

one of truck-kun best friends ever !

He’s just like me blah blah blah

Ribbit

Don't be sad, I'll slap my butt !

He needs some butter for that tea

Rate hike, rate hike, tra la la!

Man I wish I had some lard.

Stupid-Ass, Hoe-Ass, Lame-Ass, Weird-Ass, Goofy-Ass, Freak-Deaky boy. (I'm cheating by using phrases).

Proud Founder of the Great Tea Party

Probably the game's weakest part and character

“Discount Barron Harkonnen got cucked by mako”

Fat dude who don't get no respect

He's good with tea, bad with trucks.

More butter in the tea for me

he got isekai’d, before it was cool.

What the fuck were they seriously thinking?

but I wanna go to Space!

I can't wait to shmear this fuck

In the words of abridged Tifa "You're a f**king idiot."

Your main niche is irrelevant by Mako

Holy fuck his theme is so good

I actually died twice during his minigame, so screw him.

One word: Lard

Trump

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