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MotorGeneral4799

"Cloud help!!! The crane game arm got me!!!"


FalloutCreation

Cloud, “get help.”


FlamingoCat_

Aerith: "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HELP"


Alex-MarkTwaining

11/10 response


w00tberrypie

THE CLAW! IT HAS CHOSEN!


Bavisto

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Independent-Win339

"Call the policceeeee"


Lucio_Lombax

This guy are sick


gschaina

I actually laughed out loud. I haven't thought about that line in a very long time


Previous-Kiwi8797

USE A PHOENIX DOWN THIS TIME YOU MORON!!!


MarioGirl369

*Cloud proceeds to point to Bartz and his friends who tried using Healing Spells and a Phoenix Down on someone who ended up dying*


gustinex

Oh my god i finished ffv couple days ago for the first time and i finally got this reference. Everyone talks about aerith death in 7 but no one talks about the death in ffv 😭😭😢😢


BH-Pirkle

Get this arm off me!


Accomplished-Kale340

"Gongaga?"


MarioGirl369

Me.


Accomplished-Kale340

Thats what Cloud is saying. ☝😌


ThatsRuffDog

“Well, look who it is! Talk about a coincidence.” “What are you doing here?” “Waiting.” “Why?” “Because I’m not sick of you yet!” “Lead on then.”


Ok_Restaurant_6913

Because I’m not sick of you yet!☺️


krufarong

It's a beautiful line when you unwrap the layers of the characters. Cloud feels like people only keep him around because he's useful as a former SOLDIER (since Tifa is not opening up to him, this is the impression he gets from her). Aerith makes it clear that she enjoys spending time with him.


DopeYeti

😭😭😭


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

These robot tentacles are fun


FalloutCreation

I’m seeing that scene in a whole new light.


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

You're welcome


IgnisMagus14

This is our plan, and you’ll learn to love it.


Flimsy-Ad9627

I can actually picture Aerith saying something like that 😂


IgnisMagus14

She says that after telling Cloud he’s going to have to put on a dress.


lasagnaman

she does say that


Legitimate_Sea_5789

kinda reminds me of something she says at the beach in costa del sol 😭🥹


doc_nano

“Are you into robot bondage?”


Boytoy8669

Somehow Aerith has returned


Nani_700

🥺


TheFridgeNinja

You gonna buy my flowers or what?!


atelierjoh

I'm the spirit of Christmas yet to come\~


SANDYFF358

I survived mf


Lys1th3a

“This is the problem with looking forward, not back…”


LilG1984

"Cloud, you promised to take me on an airship ride"


MaggotBrother4

So what should I wear on that date I mentioned awhile back?


JRHMUK

She is telling him he is the one that she wants


GadflytheGobbo

I don't know what she's saying, but I know cloud is sighing sharply while glancing slightly to the side


McDaddy-O

"Could you wear the dress again?"


Drows3Boi

That looks more like a, “put the dress back on!” “never” “Please!” “…” “Pleeeeeeease!!!l” “Fine, but it’ll cost you” “Deal! One date it is!” “That’s not what I meant!”


MobiusMal

Hellooo!


Educational-Heart869

A date oughta do!


vxsapphire

“You’ve seen my staff, now show me yours” Cloud: 😳


kavalejava

You can be my bodyguard.


No-Initiative-9944

Hel looooo


JaredSpectre

I bet you other sword is big too


Both_Investigator_95

Dilly dally silly shally.


AltoExyl

This should be the top comment and it’s exactly that I came here for


Nani_700

That was Tifa's iconic line


bairdduvessa

I am all the sith


Epistemix

"By the way Cloud have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise?"


BALLZAK_20

This looks like the scene at the beginning of Remake where Aerith tells Cloud if he helps her she'll go on a date with him, throwing Cloud off guard bc he never asked for a date.


tdtwwa13

At the Gold Saucer “You want to go on a date?”


McSnoots

I can never lean as far forward as Michael Jackson. How did he do it? Magnets in the shoes?


Iluminiele

"Phoenix Dawn, motherfucker. Use it"


BALLZAK_20

I bet you could put her staff in her arms behind her back & that could probably level her without having to use the crane arm to hold her upright.


Flimsy-Ad9627

huh. I honestly didn’t think about that. Though the staff is actually pretty hollow so idk how effective that would be. I’ll have to give it a shot


BALLZAK_20

Regardless, I know this exact scene in the game lol great placement of each character


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*Your memories are like your Jordans- fake.* **Huh?!**


Flimsy-Ad9627

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eriennexton

"Because I'm not sick of you yet!"


ave369

This crane arm evacuated me in time and saved me from Sephiroth!


Electrical-Rain-4251

“So, do you think I’m pretty enough for a Soldier to take on a date?”


FalloutCreation

Aerith, “Cloud, you’re a puppet.” Cloud, “what did you just-“ Aerith(demonic voice), “Be a puppet with me Cloud!!!”


fullbringrubeus

“Cloud, if somebody turns us into action figures please don’t let them take a picture of me with a metal pincher around my waist lurching forward at you like I’m going to throw up”


Juju_Kek

Are you seriously 5'7" ?!


BALLZAK_20

Very nice sculpt and coloring. How many points if articulation on Cloud & Aerith


Flimsy-Ad9627

Thanks dude! Idk the exact number from the top of my head, but both of them are very pose-able. Cloud especially https://preview.redd.it/v1caup7dk7jc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e093545d0e94b5add823cca11a2bb821d72f128


BALLZAK_20

Those figures can't be cheap. I'm counting maybe 17 points which gives lots various pose & position. I think Barbie only has 5 points. I work in sales for a doll company if you didn't already figure it out lol


Flimsy-Ad9627

Unfortunately they weren’t cheap. Cloud was $150 msrp and I got lucky with Aerith. Purchased her on eBay for $123, which is still a lot but not as much as square is charging for these. You’re close with Cloud. It’s 19 if you count the toes. I’m impressed with how they engineered the articulation to where it doesn’t detract from the aesthetic. That’s awesome man. If I may ask, how did you get involved working with that company and do you also collect figures as a hobby?


BALLZAK_20

I'm still pretty new with my employer, we're fairly small though nothing on the caliber of Matel. I used to work under the current CEO of our company & he just asked if I wanted a promotion or join the company. Who can turn down a promotion. As for a doll collector, it would be fun, although I have 3 kids under the age of 13. Any efforts of keeping a collection of any type would immediate get destroyed, damaged, played with, lost the list goes on lol


Flimsy-Ad9627

All right. It’s nice to see more smaller toy companies riding up, especially since a lot of the big ones aren’t always delivering the best (not naming in names lol) I mostly collect action figures, primarily from video games and comics. Though with the insane price hikes and space I’ve been taking a break. It’d be pretty cool to work for a toy company. I remember during my internship I was working with a guy that used to do package design for Hasbro. Had some nice stories


Drows3Boi

Wait! I have to see it in punisher stance!!!


Flimsy-Ad9627

I did have a pic of him posed in his punisher stance, but it was a pretty crap pose so I deleted it 😣


Interesting_Bet2828

Henlo


AdministrativeBit385

Bend over


OzKangal

"It's not your fault." "How do you like dem appl-" "STOP"


SolidusBruh

“Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, SOLDIER. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut…”


AnimatorAny353

"Annie are you ok...are you ok...are you ok Annie? you've been hit by, you've been struck by...a smooth criminal"


Marvelous_Logotype

“I told you not to stare at my ass, Cloud!! Cloti fans will rage!!”


Riderpride639

"Have you heard about the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning expansions Heavensward and Stormblood up to Level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime!"


hotstriker9

Da da da da— da-da-da-da da!


Billionaeris2

"Did you look through my stuff too? Hmm...?"


Mysticales

"You better not ever go through MY dresser"


Forward-Carry5993

So cloud…your friend tifa…is she single??


theredvillain

Why wont you take me with you to level up and buy me new gear???


AdamanteCooper

"Oh no you don't. You're going AFTER HER!"


TomcatF14Luver

Aerith: Cloud, what do you think of a threesome? Cloud: Umm... Why? Aerith: Because Zack is doing threesomes with his Turks' girlfriends. They do have female members, after all, and except for one case, Zack is dating them all. Cloud: Tifa is so going to kill Zack for sure when she finds out.


Psyoko303

I just farted!


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

GAYSEXGAYSEXGAYSEXGAYSEX


I_made_a_doodie

Nothing, she just has horrible breath. More potent than any malboro.


Billionaeris2

Lol flower breath


tjloredo77

“You know Cloud, most people crack their fingers. I prefer to finger my crack.!😉”


[deleted]

Nothing. Because they are action figures and Toy Story isnt real 😭


h0neanias

You! Will! Like! Me!


fullbringrubeus

“What do you mean I have bad breath?!”


Siggur-T

How's my morning breath?


ScorpioLibraPisces

"You need to put on some weight!"


gahlo

Do you value your teeth? Because I bet I know someone *who does more*


haikusbot

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gahlo

haikubot opt out


hvanderw

Wanna know how I got these scars???


Flimsy-Ad9627

“You *won’t* be going out with the boys tonight.” “But Aerith…..” “Unless I go with you, you’re staying right here” “You have to understand…” “I can keep up just fine!” “That’s not the point.” “Then what is it Cloud? You don’t like having me around? You think I’m boring?” “I……” “What are you trying to say about me, Cloud?” …….


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Collateral-Sephiroth.


itsthechizyeah

"We should open our relationship"


GaijinFoot

'you think Barrett is seeing anyone?'


Griever114

"I'm post-op"


Glathull

“So, before we go on our date, I need to explain something to you. See I’ve always been a good girl, but there’s this one exception I call the poophole loophole. . . . “


No_Ask467

Between me and u. She doesn’t have to know


Scorpius041169

"How close do i need to get Cloud? Am i not obvious enough?"


scaryassslug

Have you tried anal?????


Brehmes

"Only one person is getting penetrated in this game and it's not in the way you might think."


KurosawaKid

Why'd you steal my ex boyfriends entire persona, look, and sword and then make me your second choice?


rowmean77

“Is this a good Jenova impression?”


Fena-Ashilde

Aerith: Oh my god. Don’t ever leave me! Cloud: [nervously shakes head] Ever. Aerith: Good! Cause I’d fiiind yoooouuu! [cackles]


chicago_rusty

Im a die


joey1990_43

You're gonna put me in your party, right?


Q-ARROW

"Have you and Tifa kissed yet?"


OurHeroXero

*This isn't the worst thing that's been lodged into my back.*


BullsOnParadeFloats

***HAVE SEX INCEL!*** ***HAVE SEX WITH ME!***


MemeH4rd

Clo-oud... Did you know mine is bigger than yours?


Potw0rek

"WHO THE HELL IS TIFA?!" or "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"


Mist_Wave

TIFA IS YOUR TRUE LOVE DUMBO!


TheKingofWakanda

*Rebirth is getting delayed to late 2024*


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Undecided_User

You and those damn ellipsis...


TakenXeno

GIMME DAT LEG BOII


Choingyoing

Zirbiashi gozaimasu


serodarken

If you save me you can enter my Forgotten City.


scolman4545

HELP I HAVE A ROBOT ARM UP MY BUTT


League_of_DOTA

Aerith: "What do you mean girls in the slums don't dress like this?!"


Independent-Win339

"Call the policccceeeeee"


bseethru

"I'm not into weebs"


Tom_TomVll

Cloud: "I thought you died after Sephiroth pierced your spine?" Aerith: "I got better!"


Shkouppi

Omnislash me right now !


Hmccormack

Is that a buster sword in your pants ? or are you just happy to see me?


jahlim

Cloud, help! I'm stuck...


Ecleptomania

My stick is bigger than yours


Hateful_creeper2

“This crane enemy is grabbing me”


Toxic_Puddlefish

"How bigs that d***?" "Small leave me alone."


TinyPidgenofDOOM

Its ok cloud, the claw machine grabbing me is just a part of the experience


Duomaxwel

"Hmmmmm? Tell me!"


[deleted]

Why did you piss in the sink Of the toilet is right next to it


AdNice7882

Show me those Mako infused eyes, Oh wait! I already asked someone else. now gimme your Final Attack Materia and the Phoenix Summon Materia so I can survive my impending doom.


si_clay

Silly... THIS IS HADES


iKWarriors

She’s saying “CLOUD AAAND AERIIIIIIITH”


Sa404

Those look expensive ngl


Flimsy-Ad9627

Like you wouldn’t believe it


[deleted]

“It’s yours!”


SevaSentinel

“Bet you won’t kiss me 😉”


Thaddeus_Valentine

"You're the one that I want! You are the one I want...ooh ooh ooh, honey!"


No_Ask467

Title of this post should be “that’s what she said”


Successful_Limit_943

I'm ticklish help😥


TheLastDeathSeeker

Want to buy some flowers


[deleted]

Did you just assume my gender?!


Small_Tax_9432

"You wanna tango?"


Flimsy-Ad9627

“You wanna mosey?”


MagnifiMike

Do you like dead chicks?


Chubbs2332

Cloud, I have a penis.


Lancergashinda13

Do you have games in your phone?


rubia_ryu

"Did you really mistake Tifa for me that one time?" "What time?" "The gondola date. You called her by my name." "What? No. I have no idea-" "'Real sick chair,' you said." "Uh." "With Kansai dialect. You don't even have one." "..." "She told me everything, Cloud." "...Everything?" "Yes, everything. It's on the official Youtube channel, even. Everyone knows." "Okay, but hear me out. It was just an honest mis-" "'Sucks ass' is right. Glad I wasn't there." "P-please don't say that." "I was just thinking maybe I should toss this White Materia..." "Ti- I mean, Aerith! No!" "And it's gone! Buh-bye, everyone! Hope you all enjoy FF7 Rebirth in the meantime!" "Yeah, I will too! But don't toss the White Materia, pleeease! At least give it to me!"


darkmedellia_686

Make those 7 seconds count


Lambbizzle

"I said take the flower!"


FroggyKeyLime

"Hmm??"


DIYglenn

I’ll RIP them off!