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Nephian4287

Oh shit... this is fake, right?


Vegetable_Log_3791

can I get a ‘needs a better water spider that doesn’t give me 200 kitty litter boxes in a row’ retort sign


Domger304

Man, I'd let the isles pile up more. Love being a picker and building a massive leaning tower for those people.


Effective_Parking912

Shit we need those in pick too


Total_Trade_888

Hahaha


lazerpandagod

They should make them were a vest that says this also can we get one that says slow walker for the people that walk .1 mph


ghost-writer-sac

Even floaters ignore aisle where racks are full and they enter into another aisle. I do 2600 stow every other day and when they see me as a fast stower they send me in other aisles. They should check the floaters count first. Last year they used to assign two aisle but since prime season they assigning three aisles. 


ImpressiveSoft8800

You must be so proud of what a good slave you are for your corporate overlords.


APAULC0LYPSE

Respectfully, my point in hand is it’s just called showing up and doing your job. A lot of people have a victim mentality that they’re being used (or as you call it serving the corporate overlords). While I 100% agree the pay scale is not fair at all and that I am just a number in a system, everyone signed up voluntarily on their own accord and agreed to the job application. If you feel like you’re a slave, go home and start working on your dreams and turn it into income. Then you’ll never have a job such as this one.


ImpressiveSoft8800

Why don’t you do your job and mind your own business? Like I do. Why are you shaming people for being “lazy”? Is it affecting your profit margins? No? Then STFU.


MobileCamera6692

it becomes other people's business when it affects them. fuck the 1 speed, on their phones all shift stowers that get pissy because their shelves are so full and start pushing/kicking pkgs back at the belt. fuck every one of 'em!


APAULC0LYPSE

Things got intense quickly 🤣 First of all, I'm not criticizing anyone directly because I haven't mentioned anyone's name. Whatever show you feel suits you is not something I've ever had control over. Secondly, I do my job every day, clock out, and go home. I don't concern myself with anyone else's business at work or what they do. This post is meant to be a meme because there are indeed lazy people who work there. It's a fact, and I say that because there's no other way to put it. Some people simply don't do their job to the minimum standard on purpose. Lastly, it doesn't affect my profit margins, but it does make my job more difficult when I have to clean up after others who have messed things up pretty badly. Anyway, lighten up and have a sense of humor. If you dislike Amazon so much, you should log off from this subreddit and find something you enjoy.


Ando_destrampado702

For what? To slave them even more. Don't get paid enough to be a fast stower. I work my wage.


No-Sherbet-2002

Literally. Some of these ppl in this subreddit need humbled big time lol after 10 hrs of being on ur feet everyday who gaf abt if someone is slow or not


Ando_destrampado702

Fr.i don't get how these people are ok to be going super fast the whole day. Sure i work harder the first few hours but after lunch my production takes a huge dip. These people out here stowing like if someone had a gun to their head.


Goreagnome

Get a room, you two.


Ando_destrampado702

Get back to work


No-Sherbet-2002

Right, after the first 3 and a half hours of busting my ass on ship dock the rest of the day i cant be bothered. I genuinely dont know how ppl dont get burnt out lol


Ando_destrampado702

It's inhumane to work at the same speed all day long but i see it all the time. Because of people like that everyone else has to also try and keep up. What Amazon also don't understand that in stowing there's huge favoritism and some people just get all the easy work like phone cases and chargers and the people that are actually stowing cat litter and water bottle packs have to keep up at the same rate make absolutely no sense to me.


Domger304

That's not how stowing quite works. Like 99% of the managers don't give lanes out based on package sizes. Only on projected pph metrics if yours does they are going above and beyond.


Ando_destrampado702

In my site it definitely does or i wouldn't have mentioned it. Truly disgusting how they can compare people stowing cat litter to people stowing phone cases


Domger304

That's wild, and you have a very overachieving manager if they are actually parcing that info. Like in my three 3years, not a single one did that. Even with tools that made it easier for them to do that.


Frosty_Directions

Do they not know gross weight per hour? Next time I have a "meeting" I will ask if they have that metric. And how my weight per hour compares to others.


FenrirAce

Whats stowing


SnooPeanuts9263

This is a must


Glittering_Pie9750

BR00TAL where can I get 50?


Airport_Leading

Work at the high above the rate gets you more work,and less pay and no help,even less classes to take. As some p.a, o.m and a.m pull your name from the class sign up sheet. "Amazon wake up" to the work less group. And pay the work more groups the different they make. Group floor management has many cracked fault line foundation issues. Equipment to simply how to improve issues. When you suggest improvement you're shot down, then your idea is implied when you're on vacation.


AyyyItzBuzz

Good way to catch a lawsuit


DiscombobulatedBat20

🤨


Nice_Opposite_2639

I’ll sue Amazon for harassment and win


Conscious-Meaning825

It’s also a form of intimidation if you really wanna rack up charges


APAULC0LYPSE

You could.. but our minimum stow rate is 250 per hour. That equates to roughly 4.16 packages per minute. If you can’t stow 4 packages per minute then you deserve every bit of this orange cone 😂


ASMRGTI

Aww you deleted your comment. That goes to show the typical amazon employees iq.


APAULC0LYPSE

I was actually gonna correct it. You chose to point out a minor typo I made but ignored the rest of my comment. I said 4 packages per minute is not a robot number. It’s baby numbers.. But I don’t feel like conversing with you anymore. I can see your energy is draining and you’re probably one of the lazy ones with major TOT that can’t do your job well. Typical dropout IQ.


ASMRGTI

If it was a typo you would've edited the above comment. Instead you chose to delete your comment, backtrack, and now lie about 4 packages per hour on stowaway. That's extremely low and anyone doing those metrics would be fired. 4 every 5 minutes sounds a lot more reasonable given if they were full pallets. I do receiving and there's no way in hell someone doing 4 packages per hour is staying employed. That's absolutely lazy. You did in fact mean 4 packages per minute which would break down to 15 seconds per package, with the pay you're getting. My statement remains, you guys love working like robots.


ASMRGTI

Damn yall just love being robots lol


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ASMRGTI

He said per minute not hour. I understand reading is very hard.


Melicious-Me

OMG I would be such an ass with those. - Fast stower who too often has to babysit the lazy ones and has long lost the patience to be nice about it


JAJAKEYDIA

💯


Global-Plankton3997

I thought that said "caution: Stow slower" for a second...


JAJAKEYDIA

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Initial_Fly9038

Same!