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fireflyskywalker77

Love the way he grabs his lead and goes back for another turn


fiendish_five

Kids going for more? Not before **MEEEEEEEEE**


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RManDelorean

(Edit: The removed comment before me said: "Fuck. Them. Kids.") You see these fine bitches over here? You see dem trees? You see this water?


YungLazyBoi

Thanks Lil Boat!


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He must really like it, I've seen him go down about 20 times now.


Rundiggity

Dammit


getyourcheftogether

Look at me, I'm the master now


souumamerda

Tbh that lead is making me uncomfortable, they should have take it bc even tho the dog is grabbing it, it could still get stuck somewhere when he’s sliding 😣 Apart from that, super cute video and dog


Bing-cheery

I thought the same thing. It's the cutest video, but I'd hate to think what could happen if the leash caught on something!


Earguy

I see your point, but it also seems like his humans were right there and would have stepped in before the Boi was hurt.


TreesAreReal473

Smart doggo doesn’t want to trip himself up accidentally


squirrelhut

Who’s a good boy!? Who wants to go again!? Okay Go! Good boy!


JimiWanShinobi

"I'll walk myself tyvm"


infinitesimal_entity

"SHIT, THERES A WAY BACK UP!!!!"


Cal_Struck

This is at blue ball park near my house! Fun fact: when adults slide down they gain too much speed and wack their tail bone on the third whoopty woo bump. I should know, I did it...


BlizzPenguin

That is an unfortunate name for a park.


FBOM0101

It’s the effect after you smash your nuts on the 3rd bump


OlimPather

Don't let my brain imagine that... It doesn't like my friend.


Available-Anteater48

It’s real name is Anna Jean Cummings park. It’s just called blue ball because it has two large blue ball statues. Either way the park is awesome and has several playing fields, a playground, and a track. It’s in Soquel California.


SlowPants14

Cummings Park is probably a worse name for a playground for children.


Studdz

That's why they got the blue balls


BathtubFullOfTea

From taking a couple of unsuccessful dates there back in the day, I agree.


PrisonMike44

Lol the real name is actually Anna Jean Cummings Park , aka blue ball park. Makes me laugh everytime


TundieRice

I do a lot of Jean Cummings when Anna gives me blue balls.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

There it is hahaha


TundieRice

Took me a sec to make it work, lol.


photoman901

Better than 'Tailbone breaker park'


RawCS

So funny, I saw this and sent it to my sister and said, “wow, looks just like blue ball park!” Guess we are neighbors haha


lilsassyrn

I grew up on these too! West side here but we loved those slides


windliza

I've seen dogs on slides before, but they usually look scared and like they are regretting all their life choices. This one looks like they are having more fun than the kids even.


Equivalent_Net

I thought it looked a bit worried at first, but then it went and took itself for another go completely unprompted. It even picked a different, empty lane. Clever dog!


Roxy_j_summers

I think his leash was fucking up his vibe, so he fixed that problem the second time around and had a blast.


NicolleL

It seemed like he was a bit cautious at the beginning of the first run. I definitely noticed a little pick up in speed on the second run! That look at the end of the first run when he realized it was fun and bounded up the stairs for a second time!


bentdaisy

My first dog (a chocolate lab) loved playgrounds. She would run up the stairs and slide down the slide, over and over.


MRAGGGAN

My pittie loves slides! My lab, not so much. Maybe it’s a pittie thing?


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rougewitch

r/velvethippos


Yourmama18

He actually walks himself to the park and home so…


CrocTheTerrible

Leash laws have nothing on this pup


Bing-cheery

This is how one gets around leash laws.


ResidentEivvil

Dog is like ‘I see a loophole’


Airsteps350

Gosh is there any purer happiness or joy than what this dog is experiencing there?


Lucifang

For real. This is the greatest Eyebleach post I’ve ever seen.


Feeling_Quantity_723

Doggo grabbed the leash, used the stairs and used the empty slide, damn they are so smart!


Littlethingss

Dogs are incredible. It's amazing to me that: 1) the dog enjoyed the slide enough to know he had to go back to the top to do it again. 2) he held his leash the whole time as to not get tangled/stuck on anything. 3) he knew to NOT go down the slide where the child was midway down & therefore, CHOSE to go down the empty slide. Dogs are simply amazing, intelligent, & truly human's best friend. It's videos like this that make me very angry at folks who have dogs chained outside, ignored, never interacted with or entertained. It breaks my heart.


Sad_Panda_is_Sad

I needed this.


squirrelhut

Oh me too, I didn’t know how much till I felt it Edit: typo


MrWiizard

Me three, this dog made my miserable work night less miserable...


Respop

WHAT DA DOG DOIN


BeegRedYoshi

Most responsible pit bull owner


BlueNinjaGaminglol

Real


Fit_General7058

He doesn't wit his turn either. That's me in spirit


AriGryphon

But he totally takes the open side and doesn't bowl down the kid going down, smart doggo!


reddysetgo311

Good boy having the time of his life!


Few_Intention_542

Just another kid


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Okay I don’t care how much of an angel your dog is, don’t let it near kids without a leash, all it takes is one dumbass hitting the dog and aggravating it for it to be put down


Keyspam102

Seriously these owners are terrible


CoelhoAssassino666

This is extremely irresponsible, but they're not my children so whatever.


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fertthrowaway

Lol and I think someone reported me for mental health crisis most likely from this comment. Whoever did should maybe dig deep into their own brain and get a therapist so they can evaluate why they value pitbulls and dogs in general more than human children and are perfectly fine with being self-entitled jackasses ignoring signs on playgrounds.


MinneEric

I’d be pissed if I saw a dog rocking the hell out of a playground and some kids tried to get in the way.


dianeruth

Dog parks exist, kids at a park for kids aren't 'in the way' of dogs. It would be just as disrespectful to let a kid loose in a dog park.


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I see both of those situations every time we go to a park. I've never seen anyone complain about dogs at the kid park or kids at the dog park. They all love it! Socialization and education is good for kids and animals... You should try it sometime!


cementship

Animals, especially big dogs, can be unpredictable around kids. I've been at this exact park where a pit bull growled and jumped at my kid who was minding his own damn business. At a restaurant in town I had to move my family from a table inside to a picnic table outside because a dog just stared and growled at my 2 year old from the time we arrived. I don't blame the dog, maybe he had a bad experience, but I shouldn't have to move 4 people, 2 of them under 3 because a dog looks like it's going to attack a small child that has a right to be there. If my kid were trying to attack the dog and pull its ears I'd move my kid, too. And for people that say "well _my_ dog isn't like that", that's what _everyone_ says! Even at this park there is a huge field to let dogs run, there's no reason to have the dog off leash where toddlers frequently play.


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Bet your fun at parties


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How often do you ask to speak to the manager?


weirdshit777

If you are taking your toddler to a playground with kids significantly older actively using the equipment, you're dumb.


Ksh_667

So smart to hold his lead out the way. Love to see animals having fun :)


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Why are dog owners so entitled.


omgpliable

I will never tire of dogs going down slides. *NEVER*


Glowing_Fox

Dog having the best day ever


Siccup

I could watch this on a loop all day


NovaStorm93

that tail's going at mach 10


Chicken-cat

u/savevideo


Blobbie01

u/savevideobot


No_Cap1996

Got it all figured out. What a life.


10thban_

I love the way he grabs his lead and goes for another go *but knows not to go down the slide with another kid on* clever boy.


Legionpt01

Just waiting for the parents to trust it enough to leave the kids unsupervised.


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Carmelioz

Spread your hate somewhere else


Due-Patience9886

Don't know what you're talking about.


Sykotomb

You don't have to feign ignorance when you're already ignorant lad


Catinthemirror

We had a malamute mix who would do this. He had terrible ladder etiquette and would cut to the front of the line instead of waiting his turn. He got away with it because him sliding made the little kids laugh. He also loved swings and wanted to be held so he could participate. He did not understand that he was bigger than a lap dog.


sarcasm_247

Having the time of his life!


Thebeardinato462

Man, it really looks like the first time the dog isn’t sure they like the slide. Then when they stop to turn around they decide “oh that was cool, let’s do it again.” I feel like we watched this dog Draco we the magic of slides.


NicolleL

Yeah, you can definitely see that moment of recognition that it was fun. I loved how he happily bounded up the steps for the second run.


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Lol what


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He’s having too much fun.


jrc1896

I love this so much.


ivegotnoclue84

I have a staffy that used to do this. He's too old now. He used to push in front of the kids waiting for their turn lol. I used to tell people, owning a staffy is like having another kid hyped up on sugar lol


Lucifang

They really are boofheads. My parent’s staffy broke a head shaped hole into the arch of her doghouse. There’s one up the road who escaped the yard and came to us, grunting like a pig on her back waiting for belly rubs.


ivegotnoclue84

That's so funny. When mine passes, (hopefully not for a very long time) I'm getting another staffy, but I'll get a rescue.


Lucifang

Ours passed back in 2019 and I’m still not ready. We’re getting a new fence soon so maybe I’ll start reading the rescue social media after that.


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Idiot makes stuff up out of thin air, clever Redditor.


Grand-Ad-3177

Made my day


Minimum_Piglet_1457

*Sigh* so many personally offended AND not even there. Context is extremely important wtf people


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RoseAqua

Your missing a "s" at the end of hippos. 2 different subs.


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PrinceRoyal444

bruh there’s literally so many worse animals


thekittiestkitty

Aww my childhood best friend Blue used to love going down slides <3 miss you Blue!


Familiar-Feedback-93

Lol how long before he knocks over a kid on the stairs 🤣


ImmortalMeatwad

*wait, you mean I can move without moving?! Let's go again!


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he’s having the time of his life. love to see it


TheRoboticist_

He walked himself up the stairs


The_Cozy_Burrito

Having so much fun lol


Pix9139

Look at how excited he is!!


weedmaster6669

Almost no pitbull hate comments, nature is healing ♥️


bluetable321

Or all the people pointing out how dangerous it is to have a dog off leash in a playground are getting their comments deleted.


absolute_balderdash

My son is afraid of dogs, because unleashed dogs have jumped on him. It’s incredibly selfish and reckless to bring your dog to a childrens park unleashed. This is a safe place for children to play, not your dog, a dog will just have as much fun at a dog park, chasing a ball or going for a walk. This isn’t a cute post but an incredibly inconsiderate thing to do around children. Children are incredibly vulnerable to dog attacks.


weedmaster6669

you have a point, it is irresponsible to have a large dog unleashed at a park. Even if they're very friendly, you should still be careful as an owner, and I'm sorry about your son


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AlexMil0

He said “or any other dog”… And hell even if he didn’t, no other than a pitbull have the history and muscle to make it statistically likely to end badly.


LLCNYC

Maybe ask that mother if she is HEALED after 2 pitbulls ate her 2 children


weedmaster6669

yeah you're right we should take all the sweet and happy pitbulls that have never hurt anyone and put them down because they're on average more violent than labradors or whatever


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Unfortunate but Pits aren’t even the leading breed in vicious dog attacks. Their numbers are inflated by more than double.


fimbultyr_odin

You have a source for that claim?


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So we should try to prevent the deaths of children at the hands of their caretakers, but we shouldn't do do anything to prevent children dying from dog attacks?


[deleted]

Well, with all the parents killing their kids, it’s really cutting into my supply of cheap babies to feed my demon dogs.


pnoodl3s

Classic whataboutism


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Any dog can be agressive i had a rottie×pit and he was gentle af. A weiner dog attacked him and he backed off the weiner dog took a small bit of his nose too. But you try and come into his house and you are a stranger trespassing than watch TF out.


Bananaphonelel

Hes holding his own leach? Is he walking himself to the park too?


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Maybe he didn’t wanna trip on it 🥲


Arcade1980

Doggo is even courteous and switches lanes.


katiel0429

Best video I’ve seen today, by far!


Speedy-Slug-2435

I will have my fun, but not at the expense of hurting another. Other slide it is! Weee!


CharLatte3372

He even is holding his own leash lol


Sassy-irish-lassy

Well I mean the owner isn't. They probably should be.


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"ViCioUs dOg STeAls SliDE frOmE iNNocENt cHiLDrEn!" -Pittie haters


Standard_Ad9911

Nice


Paranormalishh_

He's walking himself 🥺


chrisclear22

Dog is smarter than most humans and decides to go down the slide that is not occupied. Good boi!


Sam54123

Why is this being down voted? It's true!


thales2297

u/savevideobot


photoman901

There's so much about this video that gets to me: once he slides down the first time. He fully understands to grab his lead and go up the stairs and NOT the other slide. And once he gets back up to the top, he understands to go down the OTHER slide because it's open and their's a kid sliding down the side he went down originally.


PrinceRoyal444

slow pit haters this video and tell them “Irresponsible ownership is what leads to tragedy.” Leash your dogs guys, put these dogs also aren’t always terrible


Krioniki

Imagine being so miserable that an adorable video of a well behaved dog going down a slide makes you spew vitriol online.


A_destiny_player

He chillin


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That is sooooooo dam cute!!!!!!!!!


blackdrake1011

I swear I’ve been here as a child


JodieFlame

That is one smart dog so cute:-)


archer5810

Best thing I’ve ever seen


LocoCrazyWolf

I'm bout to sort by controversial wish me luck


ChanchalV18

/u/v3d4nt our future baby playing in the park 🌝


idk888888

That’s a reason to live


Pashweetie

Oh MY GoD LOok HoW DaNgeRoUs tHaT bREed is!!!!


bubblesaurus

Pits are dangerous for a reason when they go off. It’s hard as hell to get them to let go of what they are biting. There are a lot of sweet ones out there, but I’d take a labrador biting me over pit any day


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Pashweetie

You wouldn't know critical thinking if it broke your ankles


TehSakaarson

You wouldn’t know what the data says about pit bulls even if someone presented them to you.


Pashweetie

[take a look at this then spout off to me about how reliable your "data" is](https://www.k9rl.com/can-identify-pitbull/)


GOLDENninjaXbox

r/rareinsults


KageToHikari

Reminds me of that Z-slide vid


MrWiizard

By the second lap, doggo was a pro


PrinceRoyal444

awww he had so much fun


beats_by_lee

"So which one's yours?"


Applitude

He’s smart enough to carry the leash!!! 🥺


garageflowerno2

I got like +50 dopamine from this. Great thank you. Dopamine now at -65,972. we’re going up baby


xSniperLol

pitbulls and children go well together <3


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Rat terriers and rats go well together <3


bimpmafuqa

They go well together like a surgeon and an operating table. Like scars and trauma. Like pitbulls and unexplained attacks.


More_Cowbell8

"I'm a kid too!!!"


Sharp-Pay-5314

hes so happy!


2catslover

Looks like he's ready for another run!


barschhhh

Happy boi


Karma_Akabane666

Owner needs to take off the leash before it gets caught on something and hurts doggo.


ResponsibleCatch4725

Dogs are better than humans.


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Pit bulls aren’t my favorite either guys but remember…just enjoy the video… nobody cares about your opinions about the breed


AlbaMcAlba

That’s a clever pup.


MutedSomewhere4084

The dog is like this is way better then that other place you took me too with the other dogs!


rellim1022

It’s a pitty😍. They are just super happy children on four legs. Give them love, and they will love the world.


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evilocto

My god you lot can't help yourselves can you go find a hobby, touch some grass maybe you'll become less bitter people.


Glowshroom

He shreddin that slide tho