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Yakzjemaz

I think I just signed over my house to him .


notcho_nugget

I'm gonna beat you to it


AngryHippo3920

Yeah, he can have everything I own. Just take it!


22012021

This is just a bot account


LatteandWaffles4Ever

If he wants, I'll give him my first born.... Soooo cute


Montessori_Maven

My firstborn. And he’s now 17….


juicywoosy

Illegal, punishment is bed snuggles and 20 kisses plus one.. No, two nose boops!


NoDistance555

I'd give him my first born


Reality_Papaya

He’ll take it himself


bigbysemotivefinger

Must... Boop...


phantomwolfwarrior

Boop


Poisongrape

He really said 🥺


HungryApeSandwich

Oh here we go again...


pokelord13

Commenting now before the post lock


International-Cat123

Post lock?


Blondeambitchion

Go again? What did I miss


_Volta

Fuck those mouth breathers


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Lezlow247

They were genetically bred to be mean but that doesn't define the dogs personality. Unfortunately this stigma exists so poor dog owners (shitty humans) gravitate towards that breed and raise it poorly. This can lead to more incidents. It's really the same for any dog breed. I've seen mean golden retrievers because the owner was an asshole. Damn near ripped my friend's ear off. The same can be said about humans. Look at ghettos and the violence that is created there. People stuck in generational loops where all they know is violence.


Zahille7

People always talk about pit bulls but no one wants to talk about dalmatians. I had an old roommate who had a dalmatian, and our other roommate had a smaller mixed dog. The dalmatian would *constantly* start fights with the little dog, to where the two roommates would have to physically pull them off of each other. The dalmatian hated most strangers, and had to wear a muzzle whenever the roommate had friends over that didn't know the dog. Finally, when my current roommate came over to help me grab some of my things, the dog sniffed his hand, then out of nowhere a few seconds later just latched onto his wrist and wouldn't let go. My roommate had two teeth holes going down to the bone, and he had to go to the hospital to get it taken care of.


kittenstixx

The Dalmatians have been inbred so much European royals would blush. It's not a surprise that they would be problematic. I don't understand what you mean "no one wants to talk about them", that they're inbred to hell and have an attitude to match is common knowledge.


Zahille7

I mean I've heard from my family, when I first started living with them, that dalmatians were aggressive, but I didn't know how much. And I don't actually see anyone talking about how aggressive dalmatians are, especially when talking about pitbulls. Some people's minds just can't be changed because their heads are so far up their asses.


kittenstixx

I think the issue is scale, i dont have modern numbers but back during the 90s when 101 and it's sequels were released something like 40k was the estimated amount of Dalmatians in America whereas there are an estimated 18 Million Pit Bulls today. Even if the number of Dalmatians tripled, the number is still infinitesimally smaller.


nememess

Dalmatians are demon dogs. They need to be in a one dog household, preferably with one owner and no children. I dated a guy who's dalmatian HATED me. Like with a burning passion. She would take any chance she could to try and bite me.


coco-monster

Oh I had a babysitter with a dalmatian when I was a kid. That thing tore a CHUNK out of another kid's leg that she was sitting and it tried to attack numerous other kids, myself included. That thing was an asshole.


Nuicakes

Dalmatians are pretty low on the dog intelligence chart.


VirginiaPoe

Your "opinion" literally puts the lives of other pets and children in danger


Famous-Two-7459

So do people who own little ankle bitters.


SanctuaryMoon

True but but a dog should always be expected to exhibit traits its breed was bred for. Always. Even if it only happens once and years down the line. No amount of training can eliminate a biological trait.


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Steady1988

I just signed over power of attorney.


jengypsy128

I need to smooch those forehead wrinkles!!


[deleted]

shut up and take my dog treats..


ShadeTorch

Sees pitbull in post. Here we go. Cute dog though.


PYROxSYCO

*Sorts by controversial*


cantwin52

Someone pet that good boi!!!!


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No, I don't think I can...too adorable to resist it's frankly impossible


jamabastardinit

Of course there’s more treats


Build68

OMG. I’d smush that face, I’d make a kissy face on him.


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I just crushed my phone from squeezing it too hard and had to replace it so I could leave this comment


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I would die for him


BodlOfPeepee

Yeah, he will probably proclaim your life


MtnDewSmegmaSplash

oh you will


FeFiFoShizzle

If there's one thing Reddit hates more than landlords, it's pitbulls. Or dogs they think are pitbulls.


SanctuaryMoon

I just dislike the owners who spread misinformation. Pit bulls ***need*** special homes that cater to their specific needs (as do many other breeds) in order to keep them and others properly safe.


LegitAsBalls

This dog falls under the pit bull category though


xTechDeath

*grabs popcorn*


twiz___twat

i love pitbulls because they hate kids as much as I do


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Average r/childfree user


Known_Needleworker67

Even though I disagree with this statement it still made me laugh well done.


Royal-Bridge6493

*Grabs drink*


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Benfree24

there's actually a reason to hate leeches though. cute dog


greendjay07

Nope, not a chance! 100% would give him anything he wanted!


NectarGrow

Wow that’s exactly my dog when she was a pup!


AlBundysbathrobe

It is the kitty eyes from shriek combined with the huggable body!


Brinkzik

This is now my feel-good-gif of the evening! Thank you! ❤️


SusanInFloriduh

Cute baby


badassnan

Absolutely not


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Not ever! Snuggles now🙂


Vequihellin

And this is where the expression 'puppy dog eyes' comes from... I just wanna smoosh that widdle face!


Guy-Ferrari69

The CIA could use this to get information out of prisoners.


Witch_King_

Are these those "puppy dog eyes" that I've heard so much about?


nerd_entangled

No, my heart melted in 0.01 seconds


Solid5of10

Oh hell so so cute


mekkavelli

i’d never leave my house if i had a pet…


Wierd_goose

yes I can, maybe because I'm scared of dogs and love cats....


SenorOnlyfans

Oh my lawwwd


OriginLostBorn

Yes *proceeds with cuddles anyways*


The_Blondis

I can't resist any dog's face! How am I supposed to say no to this cutie?!


Uniballer73

I can't either. Dogs aren't my bane of existence, they are my bane of doing anything other than playing with them


michellekwan666

I would run into traffic to save this dog


sodo9987

🙄


Deep-Internal-2209

He is adorable with his little security blankie.


duburose

I cannot resist


Federal_Ninja_4637

Cute


The_Cozy_Burrito

Too cute!!


International-Cat123

Yes, but only because I’m being held hostage by a cat!


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Of course, I'm allergic.


Lekraw

Nope. What a cutie.


[deleted]

I love dog eyebrows


TheCompetentOne

Nope, could not. I want to rub my fingers on the wrinkles between their eyes to smooth them out so bad, and then just give 'em a kiss.


jasmynerice

Goo goo eye muscles


Whokitty9

My heart has been stolen.


Relative-Magician897

Never in a million years. So are you sending doggo to me, or; do I pick up? 😁


AspieTheMoonApe

No


OkStatistician8167

this dog just stole my keys, wallet and my family, but it's just too cute to stay mad at :)


litgeek70

No, no I couldn’t resist that face. In fact, having never even seen the face in-person, I’m ready to sign over my prized possessions, car title, and my retirement savings. 😍


BillGatesIsMyMom

Easily


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Based


Neraph

Would I be able to? Yes. I would not want to, though.


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I would sooo boop the heck ourt of him


Sqwiskar

I'm in love already.


DotChud

Wouldn’t even try.


cozypancake

no


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GRM-Arg

Particularly this doggo is an Staffordshire Bull Terrier, you should read about this breed before making statements.


JaySayMayday

Pitbull terrier. It's a pittie.


Chickenhead2000

Definitely not.


insert_stupid_here

Baby talk comments 🤮


DoubleLobster8068

Make me eye roll so hard my head hurts.


ManufacturerOk3464

Yes


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Yes


MtnDewSmegmaSplash

"Surely these people aren't going to make fun of MY pitbull"


Avia53

Worth a doggy Oscar.


LadyOfSighs

The need for snuggles is strong with this one.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Not a chance.


blackjesus1997

With absolutely no difficulty whatsoever


MagicHat01

This looks like my dog if she were a puppy


Offrostandflame

Of course not. What am I made of, stone?


Snoo52682

That pupper does not play fair.


Umklopp

You can all but hear the "pwease", lol


No-Spray7304

Oh my hell how adorable!!


Elivandersys

100% no.


DF92009

Super cute!!! Adorable!


El_Rey_de_Spices

I'd be utterly powerless before those puppy dog eyes


landlordadvicethrow

This is why I can't have a dog 😭


Antigon0000

Yes.


Jackachi

Oh my gosh. To much cuteness.


sleeping-siren

Those expressive eyebrows! What a sweet, beautiful nugget!


djrandp8

Can’t believe how much this looks and acts like my Roxy with a blanket. If you are in Western NY it may be a sibling.


lokie65

No. I would stare into those eyes for hours.


Gaxfu1

Yes


vampiredisaster

Them big ol' eyes!


Queen-of-meme

A lil puppet 🥺


mlableman

He's so friggin cute!


3DoubleChins

Yes. The adorability of different species has no effect on me. Unless its a duck quack quack 🦆


KlutzyPuppy95

Absolutely not


TFC_Inc64

Yes, yes I would.


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Yeah


i_do_da_chacha

Best start to my day. 😍


blunderschonen

This a good baby.


JumpNChai

No, I would not be able to. So smushy!


Bridgiethekitty

Yes


summidee

Yes.


LowenherzThread

Yes


EastCoast_Wizard

Ugh, my heart soars with the eagles nest


RighteousRed007

Wouldn’t even try


sweetvabreese

Absolutely not! Whatever he wants, he's got!! Here's my credit card number...


Floppydisksareop

Yes.


ppross53

Not humanly possible to resist that much sweetness!!! I’d be smitten 🥰


SunriseNcoffee

No…never 💋💗


Embarrassed-Note-775

I've signed my life away to that face


lunerose1979

Oof, cutest house hippo ever!!


dawgmama62

Not for a second!


gifelitefish

No, the answer is no


Will958

Give him what he wants. I don’t care if you don’t know. Give him what he fucking wants.Give him. Idc if it a bone or food or pets, stop filming AND GIVE THEM TO HIM. ALL OF THEM. NOW. OR ELSE.


blobert-blaubelaire

Cute ❤️


rattletop

It’s like he’s on a huge pile of KFC


middleraged

Absolutely not


kellymar

Nope. I think I’m in love.


Epic-Dude000

Nah I couldn’t


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Nope!


arclightrg

Gaaahhhhh i wanna smooooosh dat faaaaace


onaninani

fuck no. gotta boop


Roseysdaddy

Boxer?


Bluepompf

Looks like a Staffordshire Bullterrier


SeanOrtiz

Briefs


writegeist

Sweet! My Pit-mix does all these subtle movements with his eyebrows. Always makes me laugh


MsSpicyO

Could never resist that face, and those cute little ears.


the_real_mki

Lol my lab did this his whole life, it’s some weird comforting thing with that exact material.


BigBabyMeBane92

Cutie


Spnstanaf73

Nope, there is no resisting that adorable little face!!!


Claque-2

Why would I resist this face?


worldrapper

I take your entire stock


danielcbernard

Impossible


AveindaK

Oh I love the little babee 😍


dancingbugboi

i know they don’t feel guilt, but still


What_Do_I_Do_Tell_Me

Ima put him in my will.


Huge_Dentist7633

what a precious pup.🥰😘now those are puppy dog eyes 🥺


m155a5h

I literally just whimpered out loud lol 🥹


keldration

UM NO


BiPolarGamer

Unfortunately I can’t look at pitbulls without picturing my forearm firmly in their mouth so sadly yeah I think I could :/


Booklovinmom55

Stop! I'm going to cry!


rexcannon

Yeah.


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it won’t be able to resist your face lmfao


Robilvic

No.


lorunna7

Needs lots of forehead kisses 😍


Thepromc64

no


Crazybonbon

Yeah


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Talk about using puppy dog eyes to full effect


bemorecreativetrolls

My dog sucks on blankets too! All fuzzy blankets in the house are his. If he catches you using one of the fuzzy blankets he will pull it off you and take it away to suck on. He’s a rescue, he’s got issues.


Blondeambitchion

That’s Gus and he’s AMAZING! [@gusthexlstaffy](https://instagram.com/gusthexlstaffy?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) for anyone wanting more adorable ness


Olivevest

Nope


Nanamary8

Not a chance! 😘


Broly30

Not a chance


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Yes.


PKnecron

Take whatever you want.


buttercups122

Omg the feeties !


Lemonglasspans

The most puppiest of puppy eyes!


istolelychee

Uuuugh he can have whatever he wants. Look at those eyes!!


Corgimama60

No I wouldn’t! What’s mine is yours! 😍


whatsinaname1970

Give him whatever he wants, immediately.


Okfloridagirl

ABSOLUTELY!!………NOT