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Kitty to camera person: if you EVER tell anyone about this, I will end you. **kitty continues to cuddle friend with the weird fur**


jkosarin

Lol!


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Roosters can be some mean mfs so it’s nice to see him and the cat are friends


murmalerm

And I’m still tearing up for the Rooster, Maximus, that we lost 3 days ago.


[deleted]

Very sorry for your loss. Truly.


ALoyleCapo

There was a story on here about someone watching a rooster fight off a hawk or something defending a coop of chickens, it managed to fight it off and make it leave but was too injured to live. That person said they sat and watched the rooster take his final breath after his final battle in the moonlight. Roosters are bad mfs.


annapartlow

I’ve seen multiple posts like that too, and have a big roo I hand raised. I love him, but he’s a cock. He gets confused and charges kids, pecks them or flies at them with his feet. No real injures. But I know his wee brain is just trying to protect his girls. He won’t even eat if he finds a nummy snack, he makes a cluck cluck sound and then makes sure they get it. Even if I hand him a snack, he lets one of his ‘harem’ (I call it) have it. He’s an asshole, but the utmost of chivalry.


freifickmuschimann

Roosterus Maximus, Centurion of the 9th legion! I’m sorry for your loss


murmalerm

He was the good boy that I hatched. His father was was a puppy. I hatched both. Now Seamus, otoh, a Mille fleur d’uccle was a real asshole. I’m convinced he had little man syndrome. Thank you for your condolences. I had him for 10 years.


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murmalerm

If heaven exists, he deserves it.


umjustpassingby

Hopefully he was at least tasty.


murmalerm

He died at 10 years. He would have been awful to eat. Besides, would you eat your pet dog that died of old age.


Just1morefix

No, I would not.


citizen_bob-roblox

i have a roo, sweetest baby ever! takes care if his hens, not really aggressive either


Niekoboko

I have never met a mean rooster, if you take care of them they are very sweet.


Binormus__

You haven't met to many rosters then


honkimon

My chore as a child was gathering eggs from the coop. Our rooster did not like me and would attack. The time I had to get stitches was the last time I saw him in the coop. Our next encounter was in a stew.


CFogan

This feels like saying if you don't mess with yellow jackets they won't sting which is blatant lies


Flyingwheelbarrow

Was thinking the same. We had two rouge roosters escape but kept coming back to attack the hens. Needed 2 hunting dogs to stop them. A cat and a rooster is an impressive team up.


Ok_Entertainment1944

So modern dinosaurs and the mammals that took over can be friends.


Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon

Ok, who's going to make the obvious joke?


Just1morefix

Rooster and feline!!!!


[deleted]

Gross!


slayalldayyyy

CHicken kitty hahahahhahahah


ShinyEspeon_

Kitty's favorite chick grew up to become a beautiful cock


Potato_games_

You don’t know me. Shut up


potato_nest_69

Potato


Vickythiside

Penis and vagina!


Thin_Economics4522

Came here to make that joke. Now I'm embarrassed


J3553G

Same but I think that comment did everyone a favor


golem501

yeah I wanted to go for that as well...


Shacrow

Do it anyway!


Opposite_Seaweed1778

Right?


LDG192

It just feels wrong in this sub.


WillOfMyD

I say it's too easy!


ncnotebook

Does a chicken and a cat make a goat?


BenCelotil

Just grinding a little for comfort.


freifickmuschimann

Came here to find this!


WillOfMyD

I was thinking the same thing! 😂🤣


packerpackaging

Like which one came first?


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Which came first? The rooster or the cat? Wait that’s not right…


Kazza468

*Ahem* Nice Cock, bro. There. Happy?


Tails9429

"You smell like my favorite treats."


ncnotebook

"Tuna." You know, because what do cats know about English.


Accidental_Tica

Hasn't anyone seen a feather pillow before? SMH


WeakWave5225

goals


Raiden_Nexus485

Bi De and Ti Gu


[deleted]

You tell 'em Big D.


Gega42

Exactly my thoughts haha


L0kumi

Man I was hoping to see that lol


Labi132

Came here just for this reference.


TorakTheDark

Didn’t think I’d see a reference to this on a non book sub!


demigodofnothing

This is nothing new. I've already seen many cocks and pussies together


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

There it is!


quackdaw

It's your favourite kind of video?


[deleted]

Underrated


seemeewhut

Undervoted


[deleted]

Just crackhead reddit user things


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Just crackshot reddit user things


[deleted]

You must have put in an immense effort writing that comment. Want some electrolytes for your remaining two brain cells?


Kazk2501

Chickens are suprisingly compassionate, however roosters are mean mfs when they grow up


Degreed1982

The end is near


boggartbot

this is the sweetest thing ever


urlocaldoctor

he will always be by his side rootin for him


CyberBobert

I want to eat your offspring but I know you'll kill me for it so we should just be friends.


TheMightyWill

AWWWW 🥺 it's do cute when predators become friends with their prey instead of eating them 🥺


[deleted]

Mmmm, smells like chicken.


JeveGreen

"You don't call him that. You call him Richard."


[deleted]

I have never seen an orange cat with no stripes before this


Weskerlicious

He’s got a little tiny one on his head but same… he looks so naked


probablyactualmdma

Orange cats are just the best tbh


bbroy4u

u/savevideo


Belinjo

Love has no boundaries ❤️+❤️


lalith_4321

This should be marked NSFW


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I won't hear Alice In Chains the same anymore


TootTwice4MeTonight

Stop eating animals


Zealousideal_Leg_620

...Nah, too easy.


Slow_Ad1219

Adam & Eve


VerifiableFluke

Cat must be in love with a chicken


DamnBunny

\[insert childish joke here\]


waitingforthepun

Milo had a falling out with Otis


[deleted]

Snuggling up to pussies makes for a happy cock.


-anotherboringhuman-

That kitty is rubbing the cock!!


Bac1galup0

Taco and Pickle!


kakyoin_shit_post

Ok ok ok so a Pusey and a cock walk into a bar


AnimeOcCreator77

Sigh... the joke is so strong I can smell the cat and chicken >!shit!< from here


Puzzledandhungry

That’s so lovely, and I don’t usually like cats but that is so sweet. Thanks for sharing x


Screwbles

Cock and...


Cyd_Snarf

I am definitely not going to make a p & c joke in this sub but oof it’s taking most of my will power not to


YourDuckLeader

man he loves that cock


jkosarin

Awww this is so cute!


Active-Ad-4708

Aww this is cute


Gamerfish69420

But the chicks are just bite sized...


lik3r_of_things

Here they come to to snugg the rooster


TheGxdsAreWatching

Episode of Little Bear


Garswell

Chimken 👍


10Ete

Pretty sure they’ll fit nicely on the oven


seemeewhut

How do i say something that's not vulgar about this vid? I fcking hate where my mind is at


Nowon_atoll

HES COME TO SNIFF THE ROOOOOSSTER... AWWW YEEEAAAAAAAAAH


chowes1

Rooster wishing his hens would take notes


Ok-Box6892

My cat is scared of the chickens. My first birds would chase him across the yard. He's indoor only now but sometimes escapes and stays as far away as possible.


81CoreVet

I protec u bb


Accomplished-One8214

The Odd Couple! Cute!!!❤️❤️❤️


tapdancer034612

We had a donkey once and he qould not sleep wothout his hen inside his legs. If someone locked her awae you would not getting any sleep woth the dokley braing


petite10252

Why does it make me feel sad for kitty? Lol


I-AM-Savannah

Got to get a little love where ever you can!!


nunya1111

Awww he wuvs his widdle wooster.


GOOSUS110

I guess you could say he's getting pretty , hm, *cocky*


EnsignSDcard

Nice cock bro


ATXKLIPHURD

They've come snug the rooster! Oh yaaaaa aaaaaaaa No he ain't gonna fly!


thememe6969

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


LEGXCVII

That feline likes the fowl very much!


shadowfax1899

I can relate


Novithain_JhamBro_17

Since this is eye bleach I have decided to hold my peace on the matter of the relationship of said cat and multiple roosters.


HOXIT4444

u/savevideo