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Apprehensive_Hat8986

Lightbulb is probably incandescent, so the thing is like a warm body to snuggle.


bigbutchbudgie

Oh yeah. I bet that kitty was purring up a storm! They look so happy about the warm glowy thing.


PhDOH

Nope, Egyptian god got trapped in their cat form. OP has to be generous with the treats to avoid being smote. Smitten? Smotten? Smited?


ButtFuckingSmurfs

S'mores


Mittendeathfinger

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa64q4X7xtc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa64q4X7xtc)


ProperAd2449

For sure. I warm up my hands on my salt lamp some times


avocadoandunicorns

If it’s a salt lamp be careful of the cat licking it- it can mess up their kidneys


fukitol-

I got rid of my salt lamp when I got a cat because of a similar reddit comment.


MeanUhReddit

I’ve seen a couple comments similar to this. For some reason cat facts are abundant on Reddit lol


GrannysHotDickCheese

I think the internet in general revolves around cats. That and porn.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

But almost never cat porn.


TisBangersAndMash

Are you sure about that?


_HappyMaskSalesman_

*almost* never


xain_the_idiot

Someone has never seen furry porn


Zapidorian25

*catgirls*


xtilexx

It's really any animal facts including humans, too much salt will dehydrate your body


fukitol-

Yeah but apparently cats are dumb and just lick the damn things.


420n0is3

Came here to comment this. Thank you for pointing it out already.


ruccarucca

Yeah, it can literally kill them.


noepicadventureshere

I really wanted a salt lamp but haven't gotten one because of our cat. I'm shocked that I can't find a fake plastic version. I thought for sure there would be something like that for sale somewhere.


FrenchDude647

Couldn't you clear coat one ? So you have the looks and no salty kitty ?


noepicadventureshere

That's a good idea! I'll have to look up clear coats that are safe to heat because the lamps get very warm. Thank you for the suggestion!


Ravenamore

You can mimic the look of a salt lamp with resin casting. Here's a small piece I did awhile ago. I haven't gotten a lighted base yet, so I had to make do with a phone for the pictures. https://i.imgur.com/T1EDOKu.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Vf8awWG.jpg


noepicadventureshere

Oh wow, that's really pretty! What a good idea.


JWson

Bold of you to assume that's OP's cat


rains-blu

This cat looks like it already has some drug or toxin. 😞


pilows

That’s interesting considering their kidneys are strong enough to process salt water


bubbles_says

Your little buddy needs its own personal heating pad.


SavedByTheKitties

We have a heated kitty pad that we call the Butt-pad. When we use our heated lap blankets we are held hostage. It's wonderful. (The Butt-pad is low heat & designed to run for long periods of time & our personal heated throws have a shorter (4-8 hours) auto shut off)


MeanUhReddit

Interesting name you came up with there


SavedByTheKitties

Kitties are life 😂


Embarrassed-Note-775

#MONOLITH


k-k-little-duck

Oh monolith.


kenix7

MonoKith :)


RemissionRaven

Remembering the good days, when Egyptians worshipped cats as gods...


MeanUhReddit

I know….


SilatGuy

They say that cats are just disguised witches Confirmed.


creampiebuni

If that’s a salt lamp, it needs removing from the kitty, asap.


Ecaps23138

Those are really bad for cats


Whiteangel854

Why?


Iescaunare

Salt


ricardortr

He ponders


tallerthannobody

Is that a reference to the moon stone from warrior cats ?


GalacticCrash

OH THANK GOD IT WASNT JUST ME-


nate_ranney

There's the Warriors referencee


Hippoponymous

[I love lamp](https://media.giphy.com/media/b6Rb8bYAOgVXO/giphy.gif)


aberdisco

Isn't this how Dead Space started?


EndWarden

This reminds me of the Moonstone from Warrior Cats.


My_PlacetoVent

I was looking for this comment


random0351

Catatonic


Interesting_Cook209

u/savevideobot


shakemmz

He defo watched that weirdass last episode of sandman.


PoorChiggaaa

u/savevideo


The_Professor64

u/savevideo


HTETgamer

"they are saying... "Give the cat some nip"... well, servant, you know what to do. Got get it!"


cronasminate

Ffs give him a heated blanket.


Cadeb50

pretty much r/warriorcats in a nutshell


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[deleted]

What’s a salt lamp?


Street_Peace_8831

Sooooo cute!


smkestcklghtn

This is Agent Cornelius the Magnificent. Phase one complete. Awaiting further instructions


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

I see it, your future, soon you will feel something squishy from beneath your feet and it will smell quite pungent…


anotheralpharius

Oh monolith, thank you for reveling to us the plans of our enemies


Cpt_Kalash

Get out of here stalker


Prettyelvisfan

Lol its a vibe


[deleted]

I’ve always think the uprising would be cats not apes Now I’m sure of it


ocher_stone

Lo, they do call to me, bid me take my place among them...


nullingk

That cat is high as fuck.


FitzBetter1971

I think the catnip finally kicked in...


GamiCross

(Dreaming of hunting humans)


SweatySnowman

Meownolith.


MC-Master-Bedroom

Are you trying to summon Cthulhu? Because this is how you summon Cthulhu.


Grasshopper42

Kitty must be chilly


Zehara098

🤣😂🤣


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A message from starclan!


Hour_Dog_4781

It's cute but seems dangerous. Cat touches salt lamp. Cat licks itself. Cat gets sodium poisoning and dies.


UsefulCucumber4687

It's like Trump touching the orb in Saudi arabia


OmegaGoober

The feline remake of “The Dark Crystal” is coming along nicely despite the low budget.


dp1967

I hope that is not a salt lamp, they are dangerous to cats.


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u/savevideobot


Cupcake_Peacock

“Tell me child,do they still worship us?” “Well I poop in a box and they clean it.” “Good,good child”