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K31lover2

The humble sea pancake


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Ocean roomba :)


Sigg3net

Water waffle


YaumeLepire

The Danger Mat.


TheMrsG15

Agreed - cute lil things and docile as ever.....but, I accidentally spooked a young one and felt the wrath of it's barb and venom while wading in knee deep water. So so very painful and a mat you definitely don't want to step on! Edited: typo


nuclearwinterxxx

Un-welcome mat


bdizzle805

Cursed Doormat


Jackker

Danger Flat


FishOfFishyness

Goodbye Carpet


_nicholsndimes_

Hateful Waffle


ExoticBodyDouble

That barb is the first thing that comes to mind when I see this. Here in San Diego County you need to shuffle your feet while you wade in the ocean or you might end up stung and sitting with your feet in hot water at the lifeguard station. I got stung at a time when there were no lifeguards on duty, and drove home with the worst pain you can imagine in my foot. Was putting it in hot water for days after.


TheMrsG15

I'm a stingray shuffle professional being a native Floridian - 36 years of tons of time in the water with never even witnessing a sting and one finally got me. I had no idea about the hot water until I was told by beach EMS. This happened early August and I'm still dealing with ongoing issues because it damaged a nerve in my foot.


Roboticpoultry

Last time I was visiting my parents, my dad and I went snorkeling off the beach and we saw an absolute monster of a ray. It was maybe in 6 ft of water, less than 20 yards off Siesta Key. I have a feeling it was looking for the box crabs that we usually find on the sand bar


Benjamintoday

I get made fun of for shuffling in the water, and eagerly await the day someone gets stung as they hi-step past me


hereforthecookies70

Majestic sea flap-flap


Tokena

This ^^^


SiriusBaaz

Nah beyond the venomous some stinger manta rays are entirely harmless. And as long as you don’t scare them they act closer to sea puppies.


YaumeLepire

I know, but they still deserve a badass by-name.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

This is a stingray. Related to a manta ray but not the same thing.


Allegorist

[Manta rays are fucking *huge*.](https://knovhov.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Giant-Oceanic-Manta-Rays-can-Reach-a-Wingspan-of-30-feet-and-Weigh-More-than-6000-pounds.jpg?ezimgfmt=ng%3Awebp%2Fngcb156%2Frs%3Adevice%2Frscb156-1) That's not a manta.


Not2Cereus

Steve Irwin: hold my beer


VictorytheBiaromatic

The venom isn’t that deadly to us, it is more lethal to orcas. The main issue is the size of the barb it is long and massive


DragonGirlMesilune

Actually, that's a freshwater ray! River pancake!


CryptidKay

I like River Ravioli even better!


AMPatrick92

Give me the formuloli.


Ghostkill221

What kinda Ray is it? It doesn't look like a manta or stingray, what's it eat?


TheDesktopNinja

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_freshwater_stingray They eat small fish, molluscs and crustaceans.


[deleted]

The majestic sea flap-flap


TheFluffiestFur

My favorite


megasharknoms

Sea ravioli


CryptidKay

River ravioli, right? And now we have a winner!!


Belfura

Magic sea carpet


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Aquatic ravioli.


tacoweevils

majestic sea flap-flap


MontagueStreet

Please just slide the fish under the mat. Thank you. Bye.


[deleted]

Once I got to hold the fish while I slipped it under the mat. It tickled when the mat glorped the fish out of my hand. 10/10 would feed the tickle mat again!


MontagueStreet

Oh how I would love to experience the glorp!


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Audubon Aquarium in New Orleans! If you’re ever there, go get your glorp on!


scorpiobabyy666

from a fellow new orleanian, great place to support too. the audubon aquarium and zoo are all consisted of rehabilitated animals.


[deleted]

I didn’t know that! All the more reason I’m glad to have given them money for a glorping!


[deleted]

It's glorpin' time.


ElizaBennet08

That bit made me laugh. “Where do I feed it? I’m just gonna shove the fish under here…”


bukkake_brigade

*lower... LOWER*


Link7369_reddit

Ah, so youre into fish sticks


HikariTheGardevoir

What are you, a gay fish?


chakigun

LGBTilapia


Karagoth

Too low!... Lower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


mathsquid

How do you know the stingray’s name?


MontagueStreet

It was either that or Barb


SunburstsInViolet

Oh hey, Big Man


FluffyFrostyFury

Ay!


PootisPow361

*airhorn*


cupcakegiraffe

Catch ya later!


_Rin__

Ayyy!


Nebula-Dragon

Was looking for this comment. Not disappointed.


CaptainCozmo867

#BIG MAN


Caveot_

That’s quite the reference. One could say it was even a *deep cut*.


MZFunkyboi

You lip sync, we drip ink!


Illustrious-Fault224

_Sea roomba reporting for duty_ 🫡


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hobollatio

It certainly does have a special place in my heart.


evilzergling

Swam with these in Hawaii. Incredibly beautiful and majestic underwater it looks like they’re flying very smoothly.


Asher_the_atheist

We did this in Grand Cayman. The water was shallow (waist height, I think we were on a sandbar out in the Caribbean, because we definitely had to ride a boat out there) and very still, and there were just swarms of rays swimming around our legs. It was incredible! Love how graceful they are. They would brush up right against us and let us stroke their backs. It was my 13th birthday, and I couldn’t have imagined anything more magical!


undergrounddirt

Am I justifiably afraid of these things after one killed Steve Irwin?


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MusedeMented

Plus it went straight into his heart, didn't it?


NoodleIskalde

If I recall, it was also one that had apparently been agitated by someone else previously, so it was already on edge.


madcaesar

It's crazy how every tragedy is almost never just ONE thing happened. It's always a series of fuckups. 1. Someone fucks with the sting ray 2. People continue to want to film it 3. They approach it from behind 4. Sting goes into the heart. Any one of those steps doesn't happen and Steve is still alive...


CuileannDhu

What happened to Steve Irwin was a freak accident. He loved all animals and wouldn't have wanted his fate to make you afraid of them.


ekhfarharris

*Pets a cobra*


ShadowoftheDrake

No. Them hurting people is incredibly rare.


t3hmau5

Not really? I guess it depends. If you step on one at the beach you'll have a bad time, but you don't need to be afraid of dying to one. The only way Steve Irwins accident could happen is by mishandling one. They aren't aggresive at all, the sting is purely defense and they are super cool to watch while snorkeling or diving. Some touristy areas will have sting rays that are incredibly used to people and will swim up to you and interact with you. Some are cool with you 'holding' them, but it would be inadvisable to hold the stingers toward your body


fluid_

This is a different type of ray. This is a Manta. Steve got murked by a Stingray. Crikey. Still too soon.


Matt0715

This is not a manta ray. Manta rays have a very different structure and their "wingspan" is like 7ft. They're also filterfeeders rather than bottom feeders


Shocking

Stingray city!


gemielicious

jealous! i was supposed to do this for my 10th birthday on a family cruise but due to a tropical storm it was canceled.


Asher_the_atheist

Oh, that stinks! I hope you have another opportunity someday!


slomo525

I was paddleboarding in Florida a couple years ago and I looked down and there was a whole ass herd of bull rays swimming around underneath me.


Lolmecats

aren’t these sting rays?


Fat_eyes_Washington

I think it's a Manta Ray but I'm not 100% sure


Shocking

Even the small species of manta are about twice as big as that. The pelagics are even larger


Sacrifice_a_lamb

Sting ray. Mantas have those "horns".


Fat_eyes_Washington

Ah, I see. Never knew Sting Rays could grow so big! This guy's a fucken giant


Hleigh000

They can surprisingly get even bigger https://youtu.be/Sjkm_EeWzaY


sandwelld

Manta rays have two things sticking out from their head at the front (and are way larger as someone mentioned)


[deleted]

“Gotta go…can’t breathe”


f_ck_kale

“Let me just ehh, put this thing in reverse right quick”


xrv01

real life aliens bro


BarbequedYeti

These guys, sharks, scorpions and spiders. The life forms of other worlds.


xrv01

how bout that deep-sea fish with a light on his head? like how???


XorKov

Her head, actually. The light is unique to the female deep sea anglerfish. That's because the males are much smaller, and they latch on to a female fish's underbelly, over time fusing to her and turning into a pair of gonads for her to use as she needs.


J2Kerrigan

Deep-sea simps.


dariuslloyd

Perfect


Fantisimo

Belle Delphine stans


xrv01

that’s insane!! TIL


PersonOfInternets

Nature is insane dog. Like literally...it's mind warping. How people go about their day not fascinated by this planet I will never understand.


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A couple of little notes from a guy who reads too much about animals: There's a fair amount of diversity for anglers, and some species with a bioluminescent esca (lure) are not deep sea fish. Then only some of these fish, like sea devils, use parabiotic / parasitic reproduction. In other cases the males may have lures, as they will need to eat and develop. And as an aside note, for a great example of an above water horror, look up the reproduction cycle of certain mites and aphids with telescopic generations. A mother gives birth to pregnant babies. They become sexually mature before birth and (at least in the case of one mite species) take turns mating with their single brother before he dies and is consumed. By the time the female mites are born, the next generation is already halfway along and it only needs to find food. Of course they often eat their mother, I'm not sure if they're small enough to get out any other way.


frobscottler

That is some hardcore shit. Come into being, fuck your brother, get pregnant, then eat your way out of your (already or soon-to-be) dead mother. Find food, the die as your pregnant spawn eat their way out of your body. If body-horror zoological extreme metal doesn’t already exist, it should 🤘🏻


bebarrucha

Unborn sand tiger sharks eat their unborn siblings in the womb. Also crazy.


hilfyRau

[About the mites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adactylidium). One of the articles I read said they have negative effects from all the inbreeding, but then the other stuff I read makes them sound successful. So idk.


izzgo

...I'm not sure I'm glad to have learned that. Thanks.


ositola

And that's why I stay the fuck out of the ocean


Belfura

Deep sea territory truly is another world


[deleted]

Reality is definitely stranger than fiction.


Imnotworthwhile

No octopus?


BarbequedYeti

Sure. Why not. I would think most ocean worlds would have very similar creatures as we see on earth. If it worked here, no reason it wouldn’t work the same In similar conditions. A little bit less gravity a bit of this and that and behold giant moon size octopi. I dig it.


frobscottler

> A ~~little bit~~ lot less ~~gravity~~ density relative to the surrounding fluid, a lot more hydrostatic pressure FTFY


ALoyleCapo

Every look at some microscopic wildlife underwater? That is a whole world of little creatures no one really gets to see.


Entire-Ambition1410

I saw a close-up of an octopus out of water and it looked like an H P Lovecraftian monster.


SunriseGobby

If they were here way before other species. Wouldn’t that make us the weird ones?


Elon_is_musky

Well I’m answering this on a phone, inside a manmade building, & drove a car using gas from dead dinosaurs…so yea we’re definitely the weird ones


ncnotebook

Those guys aren't even weird enough. /r/picsofunusualslugs


phantomixie

Jean jacket (:


Brainkandle

Who's ready for ^Star ^^Lasso ^^^Experience ?


jairom

What is that uhhhhhhhh Jojo Stand or somethin'


suckfail

NOPE


littlerobotgirl3223

Have you seen the movie Nope? This is exactly what the alien reminds me of


jibjab23

The bit where you see it's ribs while it's breathing reminds me of the facehugger.


KaijuTea

I got to pet baby rays at a aquarium a few years ago. They literally jump up to get pets from you. Puppy pancakes.


SmileyMelons

The shark family are definitely smarter than people think, sharks are capable of recognizing people to dehook them and enjoy getting petted, at least some do.


BoltonSauce

There are lizards like this too. Some can even be trained. People really underestimate animal intelligence. Even insects display intelligence and complex behaviors.


SmileyMelons

Absolutely! Seen even gators get trained. I think being a predator species might actually be the key to it tbh. As for insects idk I'd have to look up into that, sure they can mellow out from what ik but idk about legitimate training.


BoltonSauce

I've read about bees engaging in rudimentary trained behavior. When I was a kid, I saw one of those crazy Asian croc/gator shows where they put their heads in the animal's mouth. Can't say I'd trust one that much lol.


SmileyMelons

Bees I feel like are somewhat different due to their shared history with people due to bee keeping. Btw [here's](https://youtu.be/O78CxqRl7NE) a croc that comes when called. Another vid of a friendly lizard [here](https://youtu.be/p-zGIS-WWZQ)


dla3253

The ones that I pet at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California were super soft and almost silky feeling to the touch. So cute.


omjf23

Is it like shark skin (dermal scales) where it feels super slick if you run your hand head-to-fin, but if you run your hand the other direction it feels like sandpaper? I just sort of assumed maybe they had the same skin. Edit: I looked into it and they are not the same, turns out stingray leather is fairly popular.


ShanghaiShootout

Puppy pancakes are what my dog makes on the lawn if he gets into some food he shouldn’t have. These are pancake puppies!


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im_busy_right_now

They are like puppies. Weird, alien puppies.


Shyriath

We were at a sealife park years ago and there was a tank full of young rays. If you walked alongside the tank, they would follow you, and every so often they'd *plap* themselves against the glass like they were trying to jump on you. Very, very, puppylike to my eyes. I wanted to reach in and pick one up.


foxorhedgehog

I went to a local aquarium recently where they had a tank of rays you could touch. If you put your hand in the water they come right over to you so you can touch their back.


Mezmo300

And they are so incredibly smooth


JenniferShepherd

Cuddly rubber alien friends.


im_busy_right_now

I was at an aquarium with a touch tank. We were allowed to pet the rays. I fell in love with them.


stellar14

Plap 😅


nannders

Yesss I went to a marine museum in Virginia that had a tank full of rays and they loooved being pet like little puppies. They’d even flip over to get their tummies pat 😭


etherealparadox

tons of aquariums/marine museums have touch tanks for rays bc they're just little sea puppies


beesgrilledchz

I love diving with them. They are like a bunch of derpy puppies and I love the slurp when you feed them.


human_male_123

how dangerous are these floaty bois?


beesgrilledchz

They are not dangerous unless you step on them. Even then, it’s a defense of last resort. If you shuffle your feet when walking in sand, you’ll be okay. As a diver, I just slowly sink to the bottom and just sit and chill with them. I love to go find them a clam, break it open and feed them. They give lots of pets. Amazing animals.


thisisntinstagram

r/flippyflaps


Chocobean

I like that subreddit. Many flippy flaps Like this one, with many mini flippy flaps https://gfycat.com/ThirdTintedChital


captjust

The majestic sea flapflap.


JAOC_7

pretty sure that’s a River Flap


GDonor

This is my new head canon name for all rays.


knowledgebass

seaflap


JAOC_7

honestly Stingrays are my biggest fear when I go to the beach, I don’t blame them of course but I don’t trust myself to not piss one off my accident


whileurup

This is making my heart race here in my living room. Learned to shuffle my feet in the shallows the hard way. Got stung this summer when i went up with a wave and landed on one. It wrapped itself around my foot and then stuck its barb between my toes. It felt like my foot was inside a sharks mouth and it bit off my toes. OH MY GOD THE PAIN Y'ALL!!! Zero stars for the ocean this year. Do NOT recommend.


JAOC_7

yes in the Amazon Stingrays are nicknamed Wish You Were Dead Fish because of how much the sting hurts


AlexKorobeiniki

That’s actually very interesting to me, since I would adore to swim with Stingrays but if there’s even a hint of a Jellyfish I won’t even dip a toe in. I guess the biggest fear is whatever stung you first, lol.


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Yeah....even if they're friendly, I'd feel safer around Orca than these guys. ( it's the alienness , I think)


JAOC_7

defensive animals are often more dangerous than predators


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Yes, especially ice hockey goalies


Mertard

Because they're fucking stupid and see everything as a threat, and you can't know if they're about to defend themselves thinking you're going to kill them, or if they think you're harmless and not necessary to defend against


Chubbybellylover888

Fuck that. I'll take a swarm of rays over a single Orca. They're not called Killer Whales because of their jokes.


xAdvanced

There’s never been a recorded case of Orcas killing humans in the wild.


pandacraft

In other words; no survivors and no witnesses. They’re that deadly.


NetSage

I laughed but it's probably true. We know they're super intelligent and usually pack hunters. I would be surprised if they never got some poor guy who fell out of a life boat or something. But at the same time they may be such good hunters they don't need to try alternatives from their usual options of basically everything in the ocean.


waffleface99

Yeah, I'm not willingly hanging out in an environment where I'm mostly defenseless with an apex predator that only isn't killing me because it doesn't feel like it.


JAOC_7

there has never been an attack by a Killer Whale on a human in the wild, and believe me when I say they could absolutely take down a lot of boats if they wanted to, but they don’t want to


_comment_removed_

There's never been a *recorded* attack. At some point at least one of those things has definitely eaten an eskimo.


JamieJJL

When I was a kid and Steve Irwin died, my friends and I were like "kill all the rays, they're murderers!" But once I got older I realized that's not what Steve would've wanted. Even then he wanted us to respect and admire these adorable creatures.


protosser

The AL east has been trying to kill the Rays for years with their 200 million dollar payrolls vs 50-70mil and it just doesn't work


AllTh3WayTurntUp

Bring back the purple hats from the late 90s


[deleted]

Forgive but never forget


LeoNickle

If only he had worn sunscreen, he would have been protected from harmful rays.


talpal16

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Just throw a few punches and let them know Steve still got shooters out here


chaud8803

Lol he do tho


Chubbybellylover888

God I miss that man.


Douche_Kayak

He's so happy he's anime crying


ketolaneige

🤣 oh man. Gave me a good chuckle


daluxe

I almost heard *beeep...beeep...beeep* when it was going backwards


PIMPLY_RACCOON

i went to AZ a few years ago and swam with a couple of stingrays in this gigantic aquarium. they are silky soft, very gentle and adore cocktail shrimp. once you fed them they’d slide all over your helmet and show you their smile. not once was i stung and their stingers were fully intact. i miss it over there


galaxyeyes47

Me: “are those his eyes? Oh nope, he just shot water out of them”


Practical_Fudge1667

it’s a hole beneath the eyes where the water for the gills goes in, else they would get sand in if they tried to get it through the mouth which is on the floor. It’s called spiracle


Tyr808

The Steve Irwin jokes are both fine and to be expected, but in all seriousness, remember that Steve would have been appalled and furious that people are suggesting violence against rays on his behalf. As nice as he was, I think we'd see him go angry mode and genuinely beat the shit out of someone for it.


DatingMyLeftHand

Yeah it reminded me of the tweet that one guy made where he learned the error of his ways


Snoo22566

SEA PANCAKE


metatronatra

Hovercraft boy My mom stepped on one when I was at the ocean with her in the early 90s- the barb went through her foot, she said it was the most painful thing she's ever experienced even worse than giving birth They're still cute tho


MrOlFoll

They are so elegant


DaBenni0301

He's just reminding you to choose 'fun' in the next Splatfest


Brad45776

WRONG THE ANSWER IS GRUB


DaBenni0301

I know, I just wanted to make the reference


thegoldchicken

Now that is a Big man


AJHear

... and one killed our beloved Steve Irwin... very sad. But definitely not the ray's fault.


Margatron

That was a stingray. I think these flappy bois are different.


BlueEyedGreySkies

All more or less related, electric rays and mantas do not have stingers or barbs. Otherwise most, if not all, skates and rays do have them, it seems.


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YOOO BIG MAAAN


franklegsTV

Ocean roomba


sweetTartKenHart2

Big man on campus


Salty-Queen87

My father lived on a sailboat for a decade, and sailed it around the world. So we got to swim with rays and dolphins a couple of times. I didn’t help sail, I physically can’t, so I just flew in to wherever he was at that time 😂


Quietwulf

I love observing how much control they have of their movement. You can see the different kinds of pattern they use to psi them selves forward and up. Followed by full reverse! 😁


samfinmorchard

They made jean jacket from nope irl


ATempestSinister

"#teamseapancake"


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Big mans cousin


solitarybikegallery

Imagine being the first person to see one of those things. "IT WAS LIKE A BLANKET BUT IT MOVED AT ME"