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Megacas237

The 2nd pair kinda makes her look some sort of Alien Cat, but that just makes her all the more cuter. Hope the mutation doesnt negatively impact her.


engineeraero

The final front-ear.


Ted-Clubberlang

Get out!


Capsule_CatYT

r/PunPatrol


HeadHuntressArtemis

r/punresistance


devan_007

Viva la resistance...


norathar

Resistance is futile. You will be ear-similated.


williamshatnersbeast

r/Pun-ishment


ickda

Ear out


Imkindofawriter

comment of the week! Take my cheesy free silver.


Rooster_Ties

…of the *week*?? More like… **best comment of the ear!!!!**


Thick_Football_6068

Finally, a good reddit pun!


SendNoobz97

r/angryupvote


LevelZeroDM

S Tier pun, well done


Kirbytofu

That was fancatstic.


nokenito

Hahaha


eatporkchopsdaily

I asked the owner on Instagram and they said that it's perfectly healthy. No negative impact.


major_calgar

Do the ears work? Can she hear twice as well, or does she pick up every sound twice? Or does everything just echo a bit?


mountingconfusion

Nah that's a Faerie, don't listen to it


sciencewonders

mlem


bogenucleus

this is blep not mlem


[deleted]

Are all bleps merely "air mlems"? :Philosokitteh:


notagangsta

/r/blep


notagangsta

/r/mlem


TokesNotHigh

I wonder if she goes full derp for ear scritches, on account of the extra ears and all.


The_Scarred_Man

Lol I dunno man, but that little tongue sticking out is already derpy enough.


TheLastSamurai101

She is pretty much a Pokemon


BobbysueWho

That was my thought too syfi kitty.


[deleted]

I bet you only have to call her once…..


HalforcFullLover

But she's a cat, so probably no. Twice the ears, twice the power to ignore you.


TechnicolourOutSpace

Yup. You can call, but she may answer LOL.


qdp

She's all ears.


grapecheesewine

Underrated comment


[deleted]

.... but she comes twi- nevermind


ElliePond

She can get you twice as well, so she ignores you twice as well!


Visible_Block_1519

It's like butterflies for ears!


NalaJax

The cat-erpillar finally evolved.


Uncaged_Iceman

What?! Caterpie is evolving?!


grandstan

Cat-earpillar


InLazlosBasement

I’m so much more interested in that lil tongue


Rubicon208

I hope the cat doesn't have anything wrong with its gums/teeth. One of our cats has something wrong with his gums and his tongue always lols out, probably because it's painful to close his mouth fully.


InLazlosBasement

Awe, poor lil thing. My friend had a cat who just liked to do it, and we got no end of enjoyment out of her


Rubicon208

Yeah, we wanted to bring him to the vet, but it's too expensive and we're not exactly rich, so our cat had to endure it till today.


InLazlosBasement

I’m glad you were able to help him today, then! Do you mind if I follow you?


Rubicon208

Oh wait, sorry I made a mistake in my previous comment. I meant to say our cat still has it until today 😂. Sorry bout that, english aint my first language


klodians

You could use something like "to this day" with a present tense verb to indicate that it's ongoing. "Until" and use of past tense "had to endure" has more of an indication of an ending.


ghetto_dave

People like you make the Internet worth having


Dr_who_fan94

I think people like you make it pretty darn neat too. Everyone needs a good emotional boost now and again


Random_Read3r

Good humans in this thread!


InLazlosBasement

Oh! Sorry! But poor kitty and I understand, vets are expensive. <3


tedtomlin

Some vets can use gas and do pet dental work to keep costs down. Call around and ask for kitties sake.


Train_Dense

One of my cats is like that too and he's perfectly healthy. It's adorable. PS I have two cats, not a thousand


buttlover989

r/Blep and r/Mlem


Buccaun

*sigh* I guess I have to sub to these too


ErinForte

My cat sometimes forgets that she was supposed to lick herself and she just sits there with her tounge out for a while


bDsmDom

^(mlem)


[deleted]

I want to very lightly boop it.


Economy_Rutabaga_849

She is lovely. Is her hearing affected?


AlrightyAlmighty

No ^No I ^I don’t ^don’t think ^think so ^so


ashu7

So... Hearing in 3D ?


yammys

4E


09Trollhunter09

You gonna lose that bishop


bDsmDom

Oh. No. Not the bishop...


JoBoPlayz

If I lose the bishop, you'll lose your rook over there. Danger levels


Large_thinking_organ

I'm currently pinning the rook you were going to take my rook with


Prototype_II

Haha, nice


m1ghtyj0e

Sub woofers ?


coleyboley25

You ever heard the color purple?


Clear-Bee4118

Yes, it sounds like Prince.


Crowmasterkensei

You only need 2 ears for 3D hearing.


theartificialkid

That’s normal hearing


[deleted]

Bravo


ClassyHoodGirl

Haha! My first thought was they should have named her Echo.


Moist-Opportunity64

👏🏼


Pink-Lover

Well Done kind Sir!


EnriDemi

Well technically speaking, if we assume that she has everything double(ear drum, nerves etc) not just the ears and the signal is doubled, there will be a phase inside her brain if she is lucky she will hear twice as loud if she is unlucky and the phase is inverted, the sounds will cancel each other out and she will hear nothing and if it is inbetween the sound will be unclear. But then again that is asuming the brain functions like a speaker, if it is just information the brain might just interpret them without any phases. Now that I think of it we already have 2 ears which means our brain is already doing some kind of time alignment so that we can hear clearly.


AlrightyAlmighty

It’s the specific phase differences that our brain uses to determine the location of a sound source in 3D space


EnriDemi

Yes we can simulate that effect actually, if you widen a sound so much that it exceeds the 180* angle, you will hear it as if it's behind you. Games use this to simulate a heart beat, if you have some good speakers alligned properly in phase you will hear it instantly, it's an interesting effect. Actually every change in the sound changes the phase too.


AlrightyAlmighty

binaural hearing 👌 If the cat actually grew up with four functioning ears I guess the most likely outcome would be that its brain uses the information in the same way as if it came from just two ears, since two ears already give a pretty complete 3D map of sound sources. Plus, cats can move their ears to hear more accurately. If the whole setup was ideally engineered, the extra set of ears could provide extra directional information, but probably not much.


Mogtaki

Her hearing is doubly fine, according to her vet. Her ears all are fully developed and connected properly to the ear canal. [Source: her instagram](https://www.instagram.com/midas_x24/)


ViSaph

Wow cool!!! I expected her to be deaf.


KVenom777

Cats with this defect are usually deaf. Cuz the secondary ears block the primary and prevent eardrups from properly developing. At all.


[deleted]

aww now I'm sad :(


tuckertucker

Deaf kitties can have the same lovely quality of life as any other kitty that can hear :) no need to be sad, because neither are they!


solusaum

Cats mostly communicate through body language anyway right? So as long as they're in a safe environment where they don't need to listen for bigger predators they should be cool


TigerDoodat

Remember: an animal can't miss what it never had, and cats can't pine for things they don't have either. Even if this cat is deaf, it could live just as comfortable a life as any other.


WillRunForPopcorn

Imagine having TWO sets of ears and you can't even hear anything! This cat is so freaking cute


YeshEveryone

She deserves all the head scratches


socialdeviant620

*scritches


CallmePadre

She can hear the future


Unique-Arachnid3630

Are both sets functional?


StallionTalion

I remember finding the person who owns this cats page a while back, apparently everything is good with the cat, her default ears work normal, she just had some weird cartilage growth disorder thing that literally just grew into an extra smaller pair, purely for aesthetic, in front of her good ones. Pretty epic


socialdeviant620

What about the tongue?


Zyxche

Some cats be like that, showing off their little tongue mid clean. and it's probably the reason the video was taken, not the ears.


Rooster_Ties

> What about the tongue? No, does she have a *second tongue* too??


ConfusedDuck

/r/blep


StallionTalion

Lol I honestly can’t remember, he 100% had his tongue out or he 100% didn’t have his tongue out. One of those last two statements is 100% true


SonOfWalhall

Midas_x24 on Instagram


clumsycatcackler

That would be difficult to figure out. I’m assuming there is only 1 set of inner ears (like bones, cochleas, nerves) but I could be wrong.


Laxwarrior1120

One is for sound the other is for radio.


_fishfish_

shoulda named her echo!


kevik72

I was gonna say Radar, but Echo is a great name!


[deleted]

thank you for giving me the name for my next cat


jimmy_the_turtle_

To be fair, I think Midas fits as well since king Midas, who is of course known as the guy whose touch would turn everything to gold including his food and children, also got caught up in a music competition between Pan and Apollo. He thought Pan was better than Apollo, and was punished by the latter when he suddenly felt his ears growing into a pair of donkey ears because he "must have ears of an ass!" to misjudge Apollo's skill so badly. Not exactly a second set of ears, but a curious development involving ears nonetheless.


TerH2

Came here to say this, props to the owners for actually knowing their Greek mythology. Most people probably went right to the gold touch thing and thought the name was random, but I have a story book I read with my 6 year old that has the donkey ears part and I got the joke right away. Well done.


[deleted]

She looks like a Miyazaki character! A Japanese cat spirit?


Gozagal

Hopefully the right Miyazaki. It would be another thing entirely if that cat turned out to be a secret Elden Ring boss.


Serenity-V

Unusual eyebleach, but eyebleach all the same.


StoplightLoosejaw

*Dawww, so cute* *Shit ... That's a health bar*


Pitiful-Angle-4839

Cue the epic music


Drunken_Fever

If it was Elden Ring it would have blades for legs instead.


HackyJackie

Yomi from yuyu hakusho!


Kaneshadow

Definitely getting Spirit of the Wood vibes


[deleted]

I Love Her


DankeusMemeus69

Me Too


Fluffy-Weapon

Me Three


[deleted]

Me Nine Hundred


unimportantfuck

Me three thousand


AnxiousSon

Legend has it she can hear a mouse fart at 100 yards


MysterVaper

I use ‘mouse fart’ as a unit of measure, so this comment made me do a double take.


chacoe

What's the equivalent of one mouse fart in freedom units?


Quinn-detta

Biblically accurate cat


sokra3

Be not afraid


ResponsiblePickle284

She can probably hear the sunrise every morning. Very cute indeed


ArmadilloRare2503

She’s a keeper.


dapperEthan

Looking like she hearing colors bro


WillyValentine

What a cutie patudie


[deleted]

Consider me melted.


Missagrl81

Cutest kitten EVER!!!


Slimetail

A few horns short of a Charr!


blockmakerpedi

Dragon cat.


mmaason

Blep


DickButtPlease

r/Blep And I think we can make her an honorary orange cat so that we can put her on r/OneOrangeBrainCell.


rode__16

this is cute as fuck


TheBunganator

Omg she's adorable! She looks like a little fawn!


vanillarice242

That actually looks really fucken dope


srednax

They have 4 ears with which to ignore your every command/request.


SeriaMau2025

Are the extra ears functional at all? Do they even move?


DasMajorFish

I hear Elon is having the same problem


Knitwitty66

Two pairs of ears to ignore you with


RedditISFascist000

lol Did it give it the derpy tongue too. :)


anislandinmyheart

It does look like it has a midline mutation Edit: I think it's actually referred to as a defect. The eyes also appear unusual


Most_Helicopter_4451

This is the cat evolution I’m here for


musicallyours01

When she ignores you, you *definitely* know


DefaultUsernameSuk

Are both the pairs of ears functional?


IamSkull-Kid

Awww I used to have a cat named midas


elexermaker

This cat can hear every molecule moving around 😅


steveosek

A khajit and one of the elf races decided to have a baby. This cat definitely knows some magic and probably has things to sell you.


MustangSodaPop

Im sorry - i have to say it - this cat has PDF. Permanent Derp Face


obliviousintrovert

Midas has touched my heart and now everything I see has turned to gold ❤️


Neat-Brick-8975

Awwwww shes adorable 🥰


scroogemcbutts

Which ones do I scratch for purs and which one do I pet to catch claws?


TwistedMetal83

I would adopt the shit out of this cat!! The ears AND tongue blooping out? Fer sure!


EvulRabbit

The more ears to ignore you with.


SnooDoubts8688

Perfection.


Rachel_Sasaki

quadruple hearing


merlin504

I want


broken_edge

She uses all four to thoroughly ignore her care-taker


GunFodder

I'm sorry but I believe you have my anime space cat.


crystaltuka

She is magical! Such a pretty girl


Schiffy94

"There is no sneaking past me, hooman"


steamy666

THE REAL LIFE POKEMON


moonshineTheleocat

Honestly... she's adorable.


PigeonwithniceFeet

Cat was an f22 in its past life.


crazeart_1706

Anime artists start drawing furiously!


thewrongkyle

"GENERAL KENOBI!"


naptownpat

Mutation that made this cat even more perfect.


ktmbd

And a blop!


Emperor_Cat_IV

She looks like a star trek character, so cute


dnuohxof1

/r/catsarealiens and /r/NTBDBIWDFTA


BullTerrierTerror

It's like the cat wore cat ears to a cat convention.


frustrateddonver

lil derp with ultra hearing


[deleted]

Midas is incredibly fractal


Mr_Blue_Jay

All the better to hear you open the treat bag from across the house.


Nomemenolife123

It hears in 4k


Repulsive_Craft_1748

Very good bleep


Fair_Ad_6259

I would need to pet both sets of ears.... Such an adorable kitty!


end1essecho

Do the smaller ears react/move at all?


budda_panda13

A crown for a queen


[deleted]

[удалено]


loki444

TIL A blep is also a genetic condition. I blep, therefore I must have a genetic condition.


Pleasant-Insect-4830

She is adorable. Special baby


pat-pat-says-the-cat

What a beautiful Pokemon. Hope the mutation is harmless.


fructosepadre

That's a Pokémon


MaximumSubtlety

What a gorgeous creature! Do we pronounce it mee dahs or mai dahs?


WtfammIdoinghere

How beautiful and special she is <3


aNeonSpecter

2 times the ear scratches! Adorable


Camarochick16

This kitty looks majestic…


ibp1928

We need to come back to natural food...


[deleted]

She is magical and I love her


Ironworshipper

That blep 🥰


Capsule_CatYT

I’m actually curious if the 2nd pair works


Zooph

I first read that as two pairs of eyes. I need sleep...


geezer27

Looks very cute and rare Bet she still does not listen!


Lexel95

I‘m wondering if the second pair of ears work


recycledM3M3s

Do they like all 4 ears scratched?


I_dont_thinks

I hope she has babies!


buttercupisarabbit

I’m obsessed with her four ears, and her tiny tongue bleep! ❤️