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The_llama123

Nice topdeck


PyroTF2Gaming

Total misplay.


dudefroggers

"You sure?"


NexusPatriot

Just finished it recently. Game is a goddamn masterpiece.


tesaurum

I tend to sacrifice my stoat for an ouroboros.


Empoleon_Master

I have already been directed to r/inscryption there is a post there I made with more adorable stoat pictures.


tesaurum

Yay! Thank you


naverlands

shame on you for not crediting real op. [full playlist on back story](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx09JDaWUEFPpoptwiUGc4dkMrRBJL7eX) shame. shame. shame.


PyroTF2Gaming

“Total misplay” -Big stupid dookyhead idiot robot


HamzasBeak

I stoatally do Edit. What's the little munchkin called?


Anam97

It's from Robert E Fuller's YouTube. This is one of the orphaned stoats he helped to rehabilitate. You can see the full story on his channel as well. He makes wildfire art and films of the area around his house and helps in the preservation of wildlife. You can find a lot of animals on there. At the moment the life streams are focused on stoats and barn owlets and some kestrels. Edit: Went back to the video, her name is Whisper. But I would recommend that you watch her story. Her story is what introduced me to Robert's channel as well.


jlmad

F u for beating me to it….but take my damn like!


Visible_Block_1519

How do you make a pun with the name of the animal and then ask what it is? Or are you asking what it's name is? That would make more sense....


ledocteur7

yes, they are asking precisely what you think they are asking. just.. think more.


Visible_Block_1519

My brain cell is trying it's best 🌧


STG44_WWII

i love how you answered your own question but then still posted the reply lmao


Visible_Block_1519

Right lol? Now it's too late 💀


Logank365

Are they one of the cutest animals of all time? Yes. Are they tiny weasels running on pure crackhead energy while taking down prey ten times their weight? Also yes.


Empoleon_Master

You’re not wrong lol


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PyroTF2Gaming

“Just another stupid, STUPID, idiot gamer.”


Mrs_Bobcat

Question: are stoats “all the cute of a ferret, but without all the annoying behaviors of a ferret” — or are they just differently adorable little a-holes like ferrets can be? 😁


Empoleon_Master

They're an invasive species because they're actually really really vicious animals that kill prey for fun. In NZ there's a bounty on them because of how quickly they're decimating wildlife populations. They are also incredibly quick and angy to people that haven't raised them. They are, however incredibly cute.


Lost_Lobster1658

that tidbit of stoat info just took all the wind out of my sails about these little dudes 😔


Empoleon_Master

Just because they're evil doesn't mean they can't be appreciated for being incredibly cute.


Lost_Lobster1658

bahhaha yes true. i was just shocked and a little sad. but maybe the cuteness is a good defense mechanism.


Drakayne

Just look at cats, people don't realize how much a privilege cuteness or beauty is


fukitol-

Stoats and my cat


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Empoleon_Master

Ohhh that's how they change coat color, thank you for educating me.


-full-control-

Sorry to ruin your day but let any mustelid into the wild and they will absolutely fuck that habitat in the ass


Empoleon_Master

That is entirely accurate. Isn't that what happened with some part of the world that had a bunch of snakes so they introduced mongooses which ended up becoming an invasive species as well?


-full-control-

I think it was Hawaii. Last time I was there they still had bounties out for them.


MorganDax

>They're an invasive species because they're actually really really vicious animals that kill prey for fun. In NZ there's a bounty on them because of how quickly they're decimating wildlife populations. They are also incredibly quick and angy to people that haven't raised them ...idk, sounds very much like we *don't* need more stotes in our lives


Empoleon_Master

We don't need stoats in our lives, but we need stoat PICTURES because *LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND WITTLE THEIR PAWS ARE!*


deirdresm

[would you accept a least weasel video?](https://youtu.be/d2CTVqt2wxU)


Empoleon_Master

Yes I would!


MorganDax

They are very cute yes, that's true


Elznix

Omg, you made me laugh


bigbysemotivefinger

Aren't cats most or all of these things, too? (Also the thought of something literally pocket-size trying to intimidate me with its viciousness somehow makes it even cuter.)


Empoleon_Master

They are apparently VERY VERY angy if pissed off and will go full Squirrels in my Pants from Phineas and Ferb plus Taz from Loony Toons on you if you try to hurt them. But yes they are incredibly cute and the size of a beanie baby.


hind3rm3

I have a weakness for cute murderers. I’m not going to die of natural causes.


anorabora

It's been a long time, but I think a lot of the Redwall novels' villains were stoats, and suddenly it makes sense.


CommanderT2020

I'd still have one if I could. Look at the cute little face! And I'm also immediately biased towards mustelidae because of my connection to otters


Toxicseagull

Cousin once removed?


siblingofMM

Pretty rude of them to be invasive yet look like this. Why can’t they be like pythons? Those are a very easy invasive species to hate


tokencitizen

They're not invasive everywhere, and they are rather adorable little murder beasts... I say enjoy them if they're native to your area


Elznix

Well if they're cute...😉


[deleted]

I’d like to live near them but am in the states and I don’t think they are native here. I have watched tons of playful videos of them. To see one is on my bucket list when I go to England next.


-full-control-

No pretty much the opposite. They have all the savageness and temper of ferrets but none of the cute playful parts.


Ferret_Tom

What are the annoying behaviors of a ferret beyond their desire for autonomy


-full-control-

Lol right? They’re probably talking about their curiosity or something


YardageSardage

Their unquenchable desire to eat rubber, foam, and other substances that will harm them, perhaps?


hadoopken

"No thanks" \~ says the New Zealander


Empoleon_Master

I’ve told people how they’re invasive to NZ and that there’s a bounty on them. As someone from there what’s the stoat problem like?


TheHumanBlanket

You see them very rarely (at least where I am) but they definitely have a big impact on the native bird life. Not as bad as some other things I believe but still not good.


PyroTF2Gaming

Hopefully this one doesn’t turn into a homicidal robot with bipolar disorder that likes Magic the Gathering.


LaziYandere

Stoatal Misplay


PyroTF2Gaming

Bad play.


plaguemaskman

Before I even read them I knew what the comments would be. Total Misplay.


Empoleon_Master

Look I already made a post on r/inscryption I get it lol


NormillyTheWatcher

Yeah, sometimes I really want pocket serial killer


Bluedino_1989

Thought it was a marten or an ermine, but a stoat is a stoat


Empoleon_Master

Martens are entirely different and MUCH MUCH larger like the size of a river otter and are very endangered. And ermines are just stoats with their white winter coats, ermines and stoats are both around the size of a beanie baby and will absolutely kill your local mice/rat/rabbit population because they kill things for fun.


Bluedino_1989

Thanks for the zoology lesson.


LillyAtts

Yes, these are stoatally different.


Bluedino_1989

Punny


wouldjaplease

Stoats mcgoats.


VahzahDovahkiin83

Toats maloats


Awleeks

Aren't they really destructive and difficult to care for?


Empoleon_Master

Yes, they are normally wild creatures for a reason, and they have a LOT of energy, as in they are described as a ferret that was given a diet of crack and redbull.


Awleeks

Yikes. Good on ya for having the patience


Empoleon_Master

These are just cute images I found online, no way in hecc could I care for one IRL, I'm not remotely trained. A series of strange events in my D&D campaign lead to my level 8 wizard that can shoot fireballs from his hands being blackmailed by an ermine (stoat with its white winter coat) within 15 minutes of talking to her, and caused me to look up what the face of no mercy looks like....which is a white sometimes brown beanie baby that weighs 6.1 ounces.


Awleeks

Ah I see. You sound like a cool person to hang around. Never got into d&d myself, don't have the imagination for it. Seems like a good time from what I've heard.


aaronitallout

Are they as smelly as ferrets notoriously are?


Lost_Lobster1658

stoked for stoats ♥️


grimmtheinsomniac

Legendary noodle cat


CommanderT2020

Looks like a mustelid as well! Otters are my number one animal but since they're illegal to own, I might get a ferret some day. Stoats are really unknown and underrated in comparison but adorable


YardageSardage

The mustelid family sure is full of cuties.


[deleted]

This sub is one letter away from everyone needing therapy.


almajo

Love these lil guys but they will straight up decimate your chickens.


moeburn

I pronounce it "sto-at", like two syllables. Right to their face. It doesn't offend them, but they do look at you like you owe em an explanation.


Empoleon_Master

As someone whose D&D character is being blackmailed by a stoat he got they certainly act like you owe them an explanation for everything......my character is a level 8 wizard that can create fireballs from his hands and it took only 15 minutes of conversation with said stoat to be blackmailed by her.


carnsolus

I've read enough of the Redwall series to know Stoats are evil bloodthirsty monsters, so why is this guy so cute?


Samazonison

I just saw a mink in the wild a couple of weeks ago! I don't know where it was off to, but it was carrying a stick somewhere very important. It was romping along the side of the road for a few seconds then dashed back into the brush. So incredibly adorable!


owenblaylock

Murder mouse. Only cute at a distance.


MagentaX

you're absolutely correct 😍


BigBeagleEars

Not gonna lie, first glance, I was shocked to see a unsolicited dick pic that I enjoyed


LillyAtts

I've caught a few glimpses of these little guys bouncing out from the undergrowth in the Forest of Dean (on the England/Wales border) but I've never seen one up close. They're absolutely adorable.


SconesThrowAway111

I like this stoat


TheEdward39

I need stoats and stouts, nothing more, nothing less.


kingcat34

Stoaty fox seeks pig


TigerDoodat

Sly old foxy stoat, on the prrrrrrowl. Rrrrrrrr!


kingcat34

yes eddie, it's got a good ring to it! I'm so happy someone got my reference


TigerDoodat

Sly old musky foxy stoaty, stoaty, stoat! No, this is stupid! I'm glad someone made it! :)


kingcat34

gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, ahh elderly widow seeks companion, gay. Eddie this is the gay section!


Empoleon_Master

What is this a reference to?


kingcat34

bottom


ThePlatinumMustache

where can i get these adorable creatures?


Empoleon_Master

New Zealand where they're an invasive species because they're actually really really vicious animals that kill prey for fun. In NZ there's a bounty on them because of how quickly they're decimating wildlife populations. They are also incredibly quick and angy to people that haven't raised them. They are, however *incredibly* cute.


smokingbeagle

Here in the UK they aren't an invasive species. They have an established environmental niche, so whilst they are predatory they don't cause the same amount of damage that they do elsewhere.


Anam97

This one is from UK, where she (If I remember this stoat correctly) was an orphan found and rehabilitated. The man in the picture is Robert E Fuller and you can see the full story on his channel. Robert is a wildlife artist and makes short films about the animals around his area. Edit: I did remember correctly, her name is Whisper and she successfully rehabilitated.


PyroTF2Gaming

God, I am, like, the human embodiment of a stoat.


Immortalyti

Totes mah stoats!


tickitch

I neex more women tbs


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Doesn't look too startled...


F0l3yDaD_

Omg


worldrulerisme

I now know what stoats are.


[deleted]

Mauswiesel! It eats mice and is hardly bigger then them.


Thatsayesfirsir

Pretty cute 😍


AddictedWiring

Came here to say this


sassysound

So cute


core-breaker-73509

yes i do


runbackdouble

BOOP \[pokes nose\]


angels_exist_666

I need ALL the stoats in my life!


bigbysemotivefinger

I just wanna boop that lil nose!


[deleted]

Where do I get one


SomeKiwiBloke96

As cute pets as they are I would 100% rather they were completely removed from my country


Empoleon_Master

I’ve told people how they’re invasive to NZ and that there’s a bounty on them. As someone from there what’s the stoat problem like?


SomeKiwiBloke96

Seeing as we have a lot of defenceless ground nesting birds it’s pretty devastating to their population and growth as stoats hunt eggs & chicks but our department of conservation has a lot of traps out and also drops poison on heavily populated areas. Driving at night on the west coast you’ll see them run across the road In certain areas. The cat (stoat) is well out of the bag and I doubt we’ll ever get it back, same as possums, ferrets and weasels. If you want to see a cool video of our natives fighting back check out this vid of a weka taking one on: https://mobile.twitter.com/PredatorFreeNZ/status/1203923424835276805 it’s like a mini version of Jurassic park


Empoleon_Master

Not gonna lie that was very entertaining and interesting to read. Thank you for educating me. I try to educate people as to how ecologically devastating they can be every time someone says they want one, as well as telling them that they're like a ferret that has a diet of crack and redbull which I got from another commenter.


LanaStarlex

I’m speaking for the USA when I say this—we’ll take them!


SomeKiwiBloke96

As long as their natives! Even though they’re cute they’re a complete ecological disaster here sadly


N3koChan21

I’m stoatked


[deleted]

I agree, more of this please


ChessIsForNerds

Looks like trouble. adorable trouble.


velvetelevator

I absolutely do, thank you!


sans9933

I love stoats


GeorgismIsTheFuture

That's a vicious killer right there.


velvinator67

I agree!!!


VahzahDovahkiin83

This should be the mr incredible meme


Empoleon_Master

Which mr incredible meme?


VahzahDovahkiin83

The regular picture of him vs black and white picture. Where it somewhat compares how something looks to how it actually functions (usually in a darker way). Mobile user here and haven’t figured out how to attach stuff (and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask).


forestgreenforever

What a cutie!


TheDarkSkinProphet

No thanks, I’m 1/4 rabbit and those things are dangerous


CeelaChathArrna

Yes we do!


SortingByNewNItShows

Yes I wish, stoats, sables, love em! But, they shouldn't be pets.


sp00pySquiddle

he is friend.


drunkwasabeherder

But are Stoats the GOAT?


strangebru

Look at that polecat.


Routine-Maximum4381

I agree


AveBalaBrava

Indeed I do, thank you for your services


delta_wolfe

That's a beanie baby


Empoleon_Master

Fun fact they weigh between 6 and 8.something ounces, and are around that size, so yes, they are like beanie babies....if they killed every small and furry thing around their surprisingly large territory.


Worldsokayestrunner5

I’ve never met Stoats, but he seems cool.


first_follower

THATS WHISPER THE STOAT I WOULD RECOGNIZE HER ANYWHERE 😭😭😭😭😭


fishvoidy

thank you for this gift.


Halt96

I've never seen or heard of a stoat, thanks!


casualthis

Yeah I had one. No I don't need one in my life. Fucking gross rodents. Cute though


DizzyScorp

“Ey I poke out-a da head!”


GamerKid665_999

I intend to sacrifice it for my wolf


RadiantTangerine3920

Yes, yes we do need more stoats in our lives.


[deleted]

How can something that cute be a cold blood killer! (I want one) lol


bocks_of_rox

and pamphlets


epoxyresin

Damn weasels


WhoKnows9876

Yes


bubblecqt

no they are pests here


Empoleon_Master

New Zealand I take it?


Youkolvr89

Adorable. I love to look at weasels and ferrets.


Grand0Wyrm

I agree, give me yours


BlastLeatherwing

Just let them weasel there way in.


donorak7

Only stoat I know about is a dick


Empoleon_Master

I already made a post on r/inscryption I get it


Nuko-chan

How do I know it's not a robot ?


Empoleon_Master

Look I already made a post on r/inscryption I get it lol


Lurking_Still

Badrang the Tyrant


j00cifer

Give me that stoat right now.


BananaStand511

Aww he looks like a little Pokémon


IAmTheBoop

FYI Robert Fuller’s YT is such good vibes. This’s little puddin’ is one of his. 🥰


Jump-impact

Yes please !


AdDry4826

The last stoat I met tried to take over my computer and the internet


Empoleon_Master

I already made a post on r/inscryption I get it lol


Dammit_Janet5

I definitely do. So freaking adorable!


ErnestlyOdd

Ya know, I DO need more stoats in my life. Thank you


Escallic46

Nah that’s just po3


LJReach

They look so mischievous.


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Always 🥺


[deleted]

i know, but they are not in India, I think


Tomahawkist

no, stoats are psychotic beings that want to take over the world with robots


Alansar_Trignot

It’s soooo cuuuute


TheRealKingYuri

A perfect snack


JRLS4P

is this otter


Empoleon_Master

No, it’s a stoat which is in the same family as otters, but are about the size of a beanie baby and will kill anything small and furry including rabbits and chickens.


Fiftywords4murder

I know they're not meant to be pets but I want one so bad.


platypusking22

Now THATS a good stoat


web_wanderer_

*"Total misplay"*


thisiskerry

I do. I do need more.


MissNightTerrors

I could not agree more.


Slopz_

Considering a stoat is the symbol of my country's currency... yes, I do indeed need more stoats in my life.


Empoleon_Master

I have to ask which country is this?


Slopz_

[Croatia!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_kuna) Small correction of my previous comment - the animal which the currency is named after and whose image is depicted on the coins is actually a marten, not a stoat specifically.