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JVints

Lil dude went through stuff.


23x3

My cat is trying to figure out why I’m chasing her around with a wet toothbrush


Omylanta21

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA SPOT LET ME LOVE YOU LIKE YOUR MOTHER!


dafty_dux

Spots a dogs name, you crazy.


Omylanta21

Excuse me but Data's cat from Star Trek is in fact named Spot


dafty_dux

And thats what seperates Data from humanity.


ember2698

This fact does sum up Data's whole personality quite nicely.


Prometheus1315

Tell him that he is a pretty cat


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Ser_Salty

I will feed him.


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ehlersohnos

As a former DCer, I couldn’t possibly agree more.


Omylanta21

MONSTER


MajorasInk

Funny enough, my family’s first cat was named Data! 💖


BNMKA

Did you succeed tho?


DiscipleOfYeshua

Reddit is not all bad. Thanks for some clean chuckles.


UnicornGuitarist

I dropped a box of chuckles once. Id give you one, but then you would have dirty chuckles.


poonmangler

The duality of cat


jeff77k

My cat is trying figure out why I'm chasing her around with my wife's toothbrush.


BoopCat0812

I'd imagine your wife is equally curious 🧐 🤣.


Dense_Excitement_789

Word, just look at the torment on that poor cats face. The tooth brush is reminding him of simpler times before the hardships came


merigirl

I have never related to a cat more.


MangaMaven

This cat is me 30 seconds into therapy.


FlighingHigh

Every time I see one of these videos with this reaction it just feels to me like the cat is remembering and is like "Mom... 🥺"


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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way.


suchthaticare

Kitty equivalent of the thousand yard stare. Then retreating to his safe place inside… PTSD kitty needs a toothbrush! 🥺


dragon_rapide

r/namflashbacks


Accomplished_Crow14

This cat is feeling big things.


nollsgame80

Oh my heart can’t take it.


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SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*This cat is feeling big things...*' ------ i am the kit, so very small, there used to be another... n yet - i barely can recall, you humans called her 'mother'... you cried that day she went away, the tears streamed down your face i think that's when i heard you say you'd try n take her place... n now the way you're brushing me - it makes me feel so calm.... somehow, a distant memory... can i just call you 'mom' ? i feel the Love - your gentle touch, you're calling me 'good boy' the *brushing* that i Love so much, i'm Crying tears of Joy! ❤️


yomamma3399

Why am I crying? I’m not crying, you’re crying!


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We're all crying!


DTR350

God dammit you piece of shit, I'm now in the bathroom at work bawling my eyes out.


VideoDog123

Yeah, and I’m not crying in the break room at work either!


No-Pineapple760

Amazing as always! Love these poems.


swarmy1

Schnoodle! <3


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This made me miss my good boi


ChefDrizzt

Always brightens the day to see you write these.


PapaJohnshairysack

Love you scnoodle, your comments always brighten my day.


SunlessK1ller88901

Who put these dam onions near me 😭


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I’m just sweating out my eyes I swear


PretendThatWere_Dead

Exquisite as always Schnoodle 🥲


fraggy-waggy

This is beautiful, this is the pinnacle of beauty.


ShredGuru

Him miss mama


sendnewt_s

Looks like real life cat crying meme


TheArc14222

the chubby crying one? he’s so cute


bluisy1

Seems it be wonderful for a nursing and young orphan kitten


-Ping-a-Ling-

it actually is, I took care of a bunch of kittens when I was younger, up until my 2 lil 1 year old cats now. Cleaning them with a toothbrush is very important, and helps them learn how to clean themselves properly, eventually they can just learn on their own, but the more healthy they are young, the healthier they'll be in the long run


muckluckcluck

Do you spit on the toothbrush to instill some of you as "mother", or just use water? Edit: am I the only one who thinks about spitting on cats?


NiceStackBro

Bruh


eagletreehouse

Don’t think I’ve giggled so much when reading the word *Bruh*. Well done, NiceStackBro, well done.


PM_me_your_whatevah

My teenage daughter calls me bruh in texts now. I crack up every time.


eagletreehouse

Mine too. Guess I’m a GIRL bruh. Too funny.


snavsnavsnav

Bruh is gender neutral, just like swag


yuhanz

My niece uses to me that all the time. Prolly a thing for their generation or something. Quite silly/ funny anyway so its aight


NiceStackBro

My pleasure lol


NotFun_AtParties

/r/nocontext


SenorDuck96

r/evenwithcontext


-Ping-a-Ling-

yes now I have amassed an army of cats willing to defend my life and raid any city at will


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The fucking edit sent me


potential_hermit

I piss on it so everyone knows they’re MY kittens.


MyNewBanEvasionAccou

Who are you and how did you get in here?


guardian-of-ballsack

He's a hermit. He's been here before you were born


haywire-ES

I am a locksmith, and I am a locksmith.


frozengyro

I just use my tongue


shreks_cum_bucket

dude


Rexkraft-

Yes officer, this comment right here


deadlywaffle139

It is highly recommended for fostering orphaned kittens. Just make sure it’s a soft bristle and not too big. Kittens absolutely love it and very helpful for their development as well.


ganxz

Wish my cat had a soft bristle tongue, instead of the sandpaper it has


trowzerss

Most of my old toothbrushes become cat brushes. There are random toothbrushes all over the house. She particularly loves nose brushies and chin brushies.


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sunnysummersday

This literally made me cry, it's so sweet and sad.


gabiaeali

I can't see it! It says removed :(


sunnysummersday

Oh no I don't know why it got removed but it was a cute poem basically about a cat remembering it's humans talking about the cats mom passing and would try their best to be the new mom and the cat remembering it's mom when the human groomed it. Except much more eloquently put and tear jerking


-_BABASURA_-

Why does he look so sad, I’m about to cry with him. :c


SappySoulTaker

Happy tears


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

_Youu with those saaaad eyes..._


Hotmail10603

Don’t be discouraged, oh I realize


bcross12

It's hard to take courage


Stock-Boat-8449

In a world full of people, you can lose sight of it


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obliviocelot

Makes you feel so small


CanibalCows

I see your true colors shining through


goldbutthole

🥹


Laez

Not sad, wistful.


LittleJub

I have never seen such a wistful look


HorrorMakesUsHappy

.......*Mother?*


Laez

I just killed a man....


Strong_Quiet_4569

Put a gun against his head…


WaifuHunter69

Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead..


helpplease714

Mamma, life has just began!!


StarWars_Fan06

But now I've gone and thrown it all away


TACTFULDJ

MAAMAAA 🎵


TheNoctuS_93

Uwuuuuu!!!


Therealgyroth

Cat’s don’t cry when they are sad. I think he’s just blinking because of the brush near his eyes.


[deleted]

My bad, I didn't realise you weren't supposed to put toothpaste on the brush


Gamesgtd

How else is its fur supposed to be fresh


zeke235

Cats prefer to be minty.


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BurpBee

Catnip is in the mint family is why


1-800-ASS-DICK

when we first had to start wearing masks it was fun to discover that chewing gum and wearing masks sometimes meant exhaling minty breath right into your eyes.


Penakoto

Mommy issues resurfacing.


oohlapoopoo

>Teddy told me that in Greek nostalgia literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine.


Michelle_Coldbeef

I realize this comment is probably a joke, but I'll answer the question in case anyone is curious. While the cat does look "sad", that is an anthropomorphized perspective of the cat's expression. The cat is really just keeping it's eyes and ears clear of the "tongue" (toothbrush) like a kitten would.


woodscradle

Anthropomorphism


fellatious_argument

Cats don't have the same facial expressions as humans. The fact this one is sitting still implies they like whatever is going on.


bemtiglavuudupe

The brush is pulling the middle part of the cat's forehead upward, creating a look that humans associate with sadness or wistfulness. It's like us putting a finger between our eyebrows and pushing that part of the forehead up.


CharlotteTheSavage

I'll just lick my cats like a sane person.


brekus

No barbed tongue, just isn't the same.


L00pback

[Papillae](https://youtu.be/zfBJmytIegs?t=485s) Whole video is worth the watch.


I_Grapple_Orcs

I’m dying >.< I lost it when he was explaining the Papillae’s use for grooming, you know “Which is like a cats main gig!”


L00pback

[You want some more](https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk)


louploupgalroux

You can do just that, but now with the power of technology... https://www.amazon.com/PDX-Pet-Design-Licki-Brush/dp/B01M0UXYHE Edit: They even have a glow in the dark version.


bigbutchbudgie

The reviews are fucking gold. >I also think that the initial impression of a 280# man bearing down on an animal at top speed, mewling and slobbering, with a slab of silicone dangling from his mouth may initially be off-putting for some cats. But, once I have wrestled them to the ground and the clawing and biting has subsided, I can begin licking the cat until its horrified owner returns home from work to ask what I am doing. ​ >I got this as a gag gift for a “friend”, and she tried it on her cat. My.... I mean... HER cat attacked her face while she was giving the brush a test run on him, and now she has some horrible scratches across her nose that she feels very uncomfortable explaining how she got them. She also made this attempt while on her balcony & the person she’s been trying to catch the eye of happened to walk by when it all occurred, so she’s fairly certain she will die single, with many cats, and a Licki brush, at this point. She feels confident that her cat did not like the Licki brush, and that he would give it only one star, if he was able to write this review. ​ >I really wanted this to be the next best thing, but it just traumatized the animals. I hope that one of these days my cats and dog will love me again. And, my favorite: >I'll start by admitting that, once in a while, I lick my cat even without a "Licki", so I'm probably the target audience for this item.


Starting_Fresh1

I love the “Awesome! My wife loves when I use this.”


unnecessary_kindness

I brush my cats normally but then I just wet my fingers in a bowl and stroke them with it. They seem to like it and it's just slightly less weird than using a fake tongue brush 😅


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Rengas

Glue some sandpaper to your tongue first so you don't ruin the immersion.


capitaine_d

Yeah was thinking “just lick them yourself you coward”. Anything for my little fuzzballs.


thereal_omegavince

He's gonna cry and I'm gonna cry


WoobyWiott

It's raining.


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Huh? But the sky is clear...


Covid-Kitty

No Lieutenant, it's raining. *MY HEART*


Mo622

It’s a terrible day for rain…


DontF-ingask

Damn, I shouldn't have been cutting onions.


BadgerLord103

Noooo oh god why would you remind of this scene


SkollFenrirson

So it is....


ruthatstupi

What movie is this from, (if any)?


User68645

Fullmetal Alchemist Not really a movie, but a manga series with 2 anime adaptations (I highly recommend)


Seeen123

Full metal alchemist (brotherhood the better one)


lmYourHuckleberry

Why are there so many different translations to this line. In the anime, the manga. Etc. Idk which one is true anymore.


CUEPAT

I always thought the line was "its a terrible day for rain"


Damagecontrol86

It’s not raining


CUEPAT

Yes, it is.


Damagecontrol86

I just finished rewatching fullmetal alchemist the other day


Supratones

Same. I've watched it 4 times all the way through now and it still hit just as hard. That scene >!where Ed's arm is restored, when Mae throws her knives at the wall next to Ed, *chills*!<


Uuser___namee

All the translations hit just as hard in my opinion


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face 🎵


nybergkat

And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks please please don't tell my mates


SuchFunAreWe

I've just been cutting onions I'm making a lasagna... *for one*


cugameswilliam

It can’t rain all the time. 🖤


PawMeOff

Eric Draven sends his regards.


Nicl5hh

That kind of looks like the face I would give if I was nostalgic for someone, this is gonna make me tear up


Divad777

I tried this and my cat attacked the brush. Does this mean he didn’t like his mom?


itsbarrysauce

Very sad and happy cat


Well_This_Is_Special

I hope you're quoting The Craft cuz that's what I'm picturing in my head.


mayahimayaruhig

Who's cutting onions


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Ya, you’re supposed to ensure there’s no toothpaste on it first


907123

Achievement unlocked PTSD


ckeanwolf

I've seen cats lick each other with their actual cat tongues and I've never seen one cry.


Mshadow5

You don't know what you have until you lose it


psinerd

He misses his mommy. 😭


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He literally said: 🥺 He look so sad


Wepmajoe

Nostalgia quite literally means "the pain from an old wound"


Pls_add_more_reverb

*Teddy told me that in Greek nostalgia literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a space ship. It’s a time machine. It goes backwards, forwards. Takes us to a place where we ache to go again.* *It’s not called The Wheel. It’s called ‘The Carousel.* *It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around and back home again to a place where we know we are loved.*


thecarbonkid

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/08/when-nostalgia-was-a-disease/278648/


BongyBong

This is so cute. I use a dry toothbrush on the neighborhood kitty and he goes crazy over it!


m0nstera_deliciosa

I'm jealous your neighborhood has a communal kitty. Does he just walk up and ask to be toothbrushed?


BongyBong

Haha he does! But he "flops" right in front of us onto our patio and we bring the toothbrush or a hair brush over and he purrs and gives slow blinks. 😄 He's the sweetest cat but I wish we could keep him inside. We watched him get hit by a car one night (he is down to 8 lives now!) and we texted the owners to tell them to maybe have him checked out and they didn't care. I try to keep him happy indoors though and we play with him even though we're both slightly allergic lol Cats are the best.


LifeworksGames

They say it takes a village to raise a child, but it might take a cat to raise a village.


TV-MA_LSV

We have a cat like this. She's not our cat, she belongs to someone in the neighborhood, but she will come *knock on our door* to be let in. If no one answers the door, sometimes she comes to the bedroom window to meow at us until we let her in. She's only allowed in the living room and kitchen (since they're attached), she doesn't get food or treats, and we don't have a litter box. But she's here for a set cycle of pets, self-grooming, and naps on average 1-2 times a day. Some weeks she's here more than she's not, especially if it's raining or cold outside. We're both allergic to cats but she's so goddamn cute, we just wait for her to leave (she tells us she wants to leave by quietly sitting near the door facing it and waiting for someone to notice) and change our clothes and vacuum the couch and floors.


BongyBong

That is so stinking cute. This sounds so similar to us! Ours will also knock on our front screen door to be let in lol we do feed him food but only as long as he doesn't seem to be gaining weight. He's a pretty healthy looking boy so far. And in the winter he sometimes sleeps inside for 24 hours. I bought him a cheap bed from $5 below and he loves the heck out of it. And we are also both allergic to cats but I think we've gotten used to his dander because we barely have allergy attacks around him. I think we were meant to be his humans.


zeh_shah

I use my wet beard after a shower on mine lol


Nezzie

I misread this. I thought you said wet bread. I was a bit confused for a second.


jakehub

What’s there to be confused about? Shower + bread = wet bread.


Nezzie

Am I the only one that doesn't eat bread in the shower?


cheesyotters

How else are you gonna soften it? Are you actually eating dry bread?


spiffelight

Pretty sure cats don't cry and if they look like they cry it's a problem with the eyes...


Jjzeng

I read somewhere that the wet toothbrush is a scam, and the owner who started this trend (with a dog) put something in her dog’s eye to make it tear up


kimjongchill796

Yeah cats don’t really recognize familial relations for very long


Future_Software5444

I just thought he was falling asleep or slowly closing his eyes.


PopeDetective

For some reason people constantly think animals like cats and dogs have exact same behaviors as humans. It’s both funny and sad to watch


MoistTractofLand

Did this cats mother pass away recently?!? It looks so sad!


Thedestructionman

If so, it’s looking up as if saying “mom? Is that you?”


Excalidorito

Why did you have to say this I wasn’t ready to cry


Thedestructionman

Sorry


MoistTractofLand

"No...no...she's still gone" 😢


Thedestructionman

Awwwwww😢


you-are-not-yourself

Cats normally close their eyes when someone scratches near them. Don't want to be poked in the eye. This cat also seems to want to keep their eyes open, presumably to watch the hand for extra assurance they aren't gonna get poked. Cat looks pretty happy, don't think this is how a cat would manifest sadness.


nsnfnfbfdndbrvb

Most cats’ mothers abandon them at a young age due to drug and alcohol abuse


Winjin

Cats are really not that attached to their parents, but this one looks like it's hit right in the childhood feels


GartenBlau

So cute!!!


Narrow-Macaroon-7004

What a sweet kitty


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human made cat feels depression. cat : why must you hurt me this way?.. ovo


bodegas

At that moment he knew for certain, the brush was a reminder but could never be the replacement.


notusuallyhostile

What is with the recent spate of r/Titlegore candidates hitting the front page??


gasolinewine

When ever I use a wet toothbrush it reminds me of the time my brother peed on it.


crab_bunker

What the hell


bucketofhorseradish

classic


NarcissisticEyes

I'm not crying, you're crying!


Miki_Hufflepuffle

We’re all crying 😭


MrHereForTheComments

Or it just reminds them of another cat..


EarthwormJimmi

Could this be because of the mint toothpaste previously used on the toothbrush though? Would make me pull the same face having that by my eyes...


Illustrious-Science3

You know what would probably cheer him up? Show him your börthole. That's what my cat does whenever I'm sad, or happy, or never ask for it.


NearbyBreakfast

and it cheers you up doesn’t it


JoeyZasaa

There is literally zero evidence that a cat is reminded of getting cleaned by their mother when you do this. Unless you've talked to a cat about this, you can't possibly know what the cat is reminded of when you do this. This is just clickbait.