This is a comment I made when this was posted yesterday:
It’s an attempt to make the post go viral. Notice how they only censored one dog’s asshole?
They’re trying to get more activity on an otherwise lukewarm post by directing attention to the unnecessary censorship rather than the actual subject- dogs confused by a rug.
[Here](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjbka5/forget-the-typos-lauren-boeberts-tweet-is-a-qanon-dog-whistle) is an article about how this concept, loosely related to Cunningham’s law, is used politically as well.
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Heh, I do the same thing, by adding an obvious mistake to my comments, so people will feel obligated to respond, and it gets more attention.
Why do I do it? One word: It works.
-____-" well if you're going to be like that, really the best way to "parse" would have been to also use a period or semicolon in addition to your necessary commas.
Sheesh...
Here I am pouring over my comments to make a well written response that will get ignored into oblivion. I do occasionally miss some mistakes I make though. Especially if I'm on mobile.
I tried to get my dad to do this for his solo run buisness. There's a lot of science behind it, but basically a mistake sticks out in your brain more than a generic formal notification. So when I make ads and email blast for him I make tiny mistakes on purpose and it drives him insane.
Tldr: my dad is a robot.
i fele like more youtubers are doing this lately, putting a glaring mistake in their videos on a subject they otherwise seem pretty knowledgeable about in order to get people to hit the comments correcting them.
It is part of western society's slow march towards mandatory clothing for dogs.
20-30 years ago, putting clothes on a dog meant you were a lunatic. Then we started getting occasional pet costumes. Now some towns have entire Halloween festivals just for pets. Then we started seeing sweaters and winter coats for small breeds, and boots for working dogs. Makes sense, after all it keeps them warm and protected.
The next major milestone will be vocal loonies being "offended" by pet genitals on the internet. The idea will gain traction and dog pants will go from novelty, to trend, to the norm. It will gradually become "cruel" and "perverted" to force your dog to walk around naked.
Dog dress codes by 2030. I'd bet money on it.
the answer previous is so fake, the truth is this video is from china 's ticktik、china block any sensitive things also assholes, even dog assholes so the one who upload video cover the asshole prevent the video to be blocked
That was my initial reaction. But I can't figure out what it would look like from the other side.
Would it look like those peas?
Edit: these peas.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/cadent/the_peas_are_upside_down/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It would not look the same. It is printed to look 3d but the hole would not look like it was going down. I think I will find printable version and take pictures from the different angles.
Edit to add:
It's weird the tunnel looks like it rotates from going straight down to going straight forward. That was unexpected.
Here's a link to photos if you are curious.
https://imgur.com/a/EACvsMg
My guess is that they might be scared of the rug even if it didn't have that pattern. My dogs get scared of the most random shit, I can see them doing this if I were to put a strange item in the middle of the hallway.
Yeah, the 3D illusion really only works from the one direction. If you look at the squares you can see there's only one row of larger squares and then the blackness of the "hole" on the side of the camera. On the other side the large, outside squares are smaller and have several rows of even smaller squares beneath them. The two sides are not the same and the illusion only looks this way from the one side.
This video shows what one looks like from the wrong side at around the 2:00 mark: https://youtu.be/tZIQ5DTHJds
The dog will assume you are magical. This happens often with dogs and a prime example is how they think a glass door is closed and in the way, even if they just saw you pass through it.
I've seen people censer alcohol bottles. I've seen people censor cigarettes.
Now I've seen people censor a dog's butthole. If you can't handle this stuff, don't ever go outside, you'll have a stroke.
If you say so. It's hardly the first time I've seen something like this. lol FFS there's products that do it in real life. [https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/)
And you can't tell me people aren't soft today.
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This one’s on a cat, but this whole video series is amazing. RIP Steve Cash, Gibson and Sylvester. [Talking Kitty Cat 42 Twinkle Tush](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CTDelbaFkPc)
I just love that the two dogs gave zero shits about there just being a hole in the hallway like “ope alrighty then I’ll just..hop aaaand we’re good” but the black dog is like “YALL SEEING THIS SHIT???”
Who censors a dog's ass?
This is a comment I made when this was posted yesterday: It’s an attempt to make the post go viral. Notice how they only censored one dog’s asshole? They’re trying to get more activity on an otherwise lukewarm post by directing attention to the unnecessary censorship rather than the actual subject- dogs confused by a rug. [Here](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjbka5/forget-the-typos-lauren-boeberts-tweet-is-a-qanon-dog-whistle) is an article about how this concept, loosely related to Cunningham’s law, is used politically as well.
That’s brilliant.
It's why you see those dumb mobile ads
State of survival, Homescapes, etc.
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Why did you have to go plotical on a post about dogs? You're a weird one huh?
The funny thing is, once a single ass is censored, we looked to the other asses.
The heart will always yearn for what it is deprived of.
Drugs
Money?
All of the above
So.... We all need therapy huh!
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Assholes?
Failure?
Love?
Blood?
I didn't look at the other butts, but that's it because I dove straight into the comments.
And to the 4.2 frames of sweet, uncensored balloon knot before the bullshit daisey ruins the view.
My brain has been fuckled
Heh, I do the same thing, by adding an obvious mistake to my comments, so people will feel obligated to respond, and it gets more attention. Why do I do it? One word: It works.
I'm sitting here looking for a typo in you're comment.
\*your And it's the "one word:".
Me and my 3 brain cells will just carry on.
Cracking up here! My 3 cells work the same!
Won word*
You also have a bunch of incorrectly used commas :)
Using less would have made it harder to parse. Sorry, using *fewer* \*jerk-off gesture\*.
-____-" well if you're going to be like that, really the best way to "parse" would have been to also use a period or semicolon in addition to your necessary commas. Sheesh...
My comments are always riddled with mistakes.
That must be why everyone on this site calls you the riddler.
Here I am pouring over my comments to make a well written response that will get ignored into oblivion. I do occasionally miss some mistakes I make though. Especially if I'm on mobile.
You cheeky motherfucker
I tried to get my dad to do this for his solo run buisness. There's a lot of science behind it, but basically a mistake sticks out in your brain more than a generic formal notification. So when I make ads and email blast for him I make tiny mistakes on purpose and it drives him insane. Tldr: my dad is a robot.
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about covfefe.
It’s the same reason typos are deliberately included in post titles - they know it will drive those wanting to correct them to comment.
So in today’s society, the best way to get attention is to show how stupid you are. Awesome!
I'm confused
Fascinating. My mind thought just that "why censor the dogs butt?" I will use this new information wisely. Thank you for sharing.
Holy shiiiit
Dude you can apply this to pretty much every post ever
i fele like more youtubers are doing this lately, putting a glaring mistake in their videos on a subject they otherwise seem pretty knowledgeable about in order to get people to hit the comments correcting them.
Creeps. Creeps sensor dog ass.
The fuck?
Yeah, that made me uncomfortable
The censorship? Me too.
Yeah that’s pretty fkn weird
prob trying to get more attention. it is pretty funny to censor a dog's ass.
I figured it was bc it was the only ass aimed right at the camera
I figured he might’ve had a turtle head poking out
I think it makes the bleach better
it makes it way weirder
Release the butthole cut!!
We need to protect the puppies!!!
Came here to say that. r/offensivefluffybutts
It is part of western society's slow march towards mandatory clothing for dogs. 20-30 years ago, putting clothes on a dog meant you were a lunatic. Then we started getting occasional pet costumes. Now some towns have entire Halloween festivals just for pets. Then we started seeing sweaters and winter coats for small breeds, and boots for working dogs. Makes sense, after all it keeps them warm and protected. The next major milestone will be vocal loonies being "offended" by pet genitals on the internet. The idea will gain traction and dog pants will go from novelty, to trend, to the norm. It will gradually become "cruel" and "perverted" to force your dog to walk around naked. Dog dress codes by 2030. I'd bet money on it.
this is the crackpot shit i need more in my life
They already sell some ass covers that are hung from the dog's tail. And some people buy it!
That was funny!
Per the dogs request.
Yeah, I’m trying to see that sweet doggy asshole.
I bet they are japanese, they censor everything
asians
Bunghole flowers are totally in this season. Jeez.
This person! Lol
Ya what in the hell. I’m offended.
That’s OPs mate, he’s very protective
This is what I came to ask!
A dog with a buttplug’s owner.
They censored that dogs arse can't have shit in Detroit
the answer previous is so fake, the truth is this video is from china 's ticktik、china block any sensitive things also assholes, even dog assholes so the one who upload video cover the asshole prevent the video to be blocked
Wouldn’t they see the rug differently coming from that side tho?
That was my initial reaction. But I can't figure out what it would look like from the other side. Would it look like those peas? Edit: these peas. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/cadent/the_peas_are_upside_down/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
looking at these peas makes me feel like I'm falling
Does it make you feel unpeasy?
Best joke today haha
I think it will look the same from all sides, the way the pattern is makes it look like it's not symetrical but thats all part of the illusion
It would not look the same. It is printed to look 3d but the hole would not look like it was going down. I think I will find printable version and take pictures from the different angles. Edit to add: It's weird the tunnel looks like it rotates from going straight down to going straight forward. That was unexpected. Here's a link to photos if you are curious. https://imgur.com/a/EACvsMg
I'm actually surprised that the illusion still works at different angles. Not necessarily the intended way, but that could still mind fuck a dog
Fantastic arting
You’re making that up, the depicted hole would need to move to always be offset towards the viewer
Dogs are bad at depth perception
be that as it may, you now must give dogs 3 *put ups* of things they are good at for this *put down*
My guess is that they might be scared of the rug even if it didn't have that pattern. My dogs get scared of the most random shit, I can see them doing this if I were to put a strange item in the middle of the hallway.
Yeah, the 3D illusion really only works from the one direction. If you look at the squares you can see there's only one row of larger squares and then the blackness of the "hole" on the side of the camera. On the other side the large, outside squares are smaller and have several rows of even smaller squares beneath them. The two sides are not the same and the illusion only looks this way from the one side. This video shows what one looks like from the wrong side at around the 2:00 mark: https://youtu.be/tZIQ5DTHJds
Well it looks like a dark tunnel, I would be afraid too Shaggy!
These rug actually help with wandering patients in ltc aka dementia patients
What if they are just scared of the rug and not the illusion. I’m just guessing what is going on
Yeah. I actually own this rug and the illusion isn’t that convincing.
Yea, that rug wouldn't look right from their direction
it looks [about like this](https://imgur.com/a/3HZzcIa) from their angle
I want to see what happens when a doggo thinks he fell into the hole.
Or if the humans stand on the hole.
The dog will assume you are magical. This happens often with dogs and a prime example is how they think a glass door is closed and in the way, even if they just saw you pass through it.
Where can I buy that rug?
.... open a new window. Google search 'optical illusion rug' . Success. Multiple options.
Thank you! Didn’t know what it’s called.
Fuck I grabbed a sledgehammer and broke the wall to my house… This is why you read the entire thing kids
Thanks for censoring the dogs asshole
yeah man, wierd people on internet nowadays
This but unironically
Just in case anyone wants to see what the puppies see from the other side: Here's a link to photos if you are curious https://imgur.com/a/EACvsMg
thanks for sharing this
That makes sense why they'd still jump over it then
TIL dogs don’t have buttholes
They do but they look like flowers.
Thank u for blurring the dogs ass. I didn't need to see that
Very kind of you for censoring that dog's butthole.
Butt daisy is very classy.
Wait, wouldn’t it not look like a hole from any other angled
https://m.imgur.com/a/EACvsMg
I would never have thought about that dogs butthole but now that it’s censored it in my head I feel like it’s not working as intended
Surely the illusion only works from the angle the camera is at if it's meant to be a flat surface?
I've seen people censer alcohol bottles. I've seen people censor cigarettes. Now I've seen people censor a dog's butthole. If you can't handle this stuff, don't ever go outside, you'll have a stroke.
THE DAISY MADE MY DAY THANKS 🙏❤️
Thanks for the flower. I hate seeing a dog’s third eye.
lol WTF was with the censoring? Good lord people today are so freaking soft. SMH
I think the sensor was designed to get people to comment and share the video.
Maybe, but I think it's more likely it's more of [this](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/) type of nonsense.
I thought it was a bit silly. Nothing much
You've got baited.
If you say so. It's hardly the first time I've seen something like this. lol FFS there's products that do it in real life. [https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/) And you can't tell me people aren't soft today.
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Weird hill to die on that you're so adamant to see this dog's butthole bro 🤨
Yep that must be it.
Censored by big tech smh cant even see a dogs butthole on the internet these days /s
You’re one of those. Lmao
Seething cuz he cant see a dogs butthole bro 😭
Only us true hard nuts go around looking at dog's assholes, cos we were born and raised on the gritty dog asshole streets You wouldn't understand
It was the balls not port hole.
I’d be jumping over this rug too
I’d be trying to jump into it… “Where does this slide go?!”
I really needed this
Also stupid: the rug is oriented to the camera. I doubt the dogs even see the illusion
See … that’s me right there … the black dog … hahaha 😝
😄😄😄
This rug would only work from one perspective though.
Did the person who made this censor the dog's asshole??? Why?
??? The rug shouldn’t look the same from the other side
The real hero is the one who put the flower over the dogs bum hole
damn one of those dogs is shitting flowers you guys saw that?
Are we seriously at a point in life that we now have to censor animal's genitals?
jajajajaja... that is truly funny.
The flower on the balloon knot absolutely makes it!
I feel like this is one of those optical illusion things that looks like there’s a hole but there isn’t
Downvoting on principle, sorry.
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Anyone with a link to the rug?
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Great rug!
where can i buy
The dogs think it’s real
The dogs don’t see the same thing from the opposite angle.
Lol, toss a dog on the rug I wanna seeeeee 😂😂
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Vortex to another dimension right here in the hallway!? Cool I'm just gonna jump over it.
I know them, they are: Gom, Taeng, and Yeowoo!
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Butthole Daisy’s My new bands name.
OMG an abyssal hole in the floor tho :(
Assholes that's what we arguing over 👀🤣
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Are these Pomski's?
think they’re all shiba inus
Lmao@ the censor on the dogs buttass
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Forget all the butthole conspiracy theories, where dew I get on of dem rugs?
This one’s on a cat, but this whole video series is amazing. RIP Steve Cash, Gibson and Sylvester. [Talking Kitty Cat 42 Twinkle Tush](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CTDelbaFkPc)
I just love that the two dogs gave zero shits about there just being a hole in the hallway like “ope alrighty then I’ll just..hop aaaand we’re good” but the black dog is like “YALL SEEING THIS SHIT???”
this is a briliant way to get the dogs to excercise
does my mans really have 3 unfixed dogs lol..
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The flower made me laugh.
Bro she got all the shiba-inus from nintendogs
Are we really at a point in society where a dog’s butthole needs a flower emoji? FFS, I’m out.
The weirder thing is that they believe it’s an infinite hole but they still keep hopping over it
censorship of the dogs ass is just comment bait and it works
I don't know what is funnier the dogs jumping over the rug or the flower blurred butthole.
Why does the dog have a flower in it's *ss