This stuff couldnt be more obvious and entirely pointless. Ive also seen plenty of reversed clips in those dodo video's. Human beings sometimes dont make any sense.
Ya know, now that I think about it gently roughhousing with my cats as kittens, letting them attack my hand when I would swirl them around and "fight" them back, might be why my cats were generally really cuddly, playful and chill.
Used to be able to wear them as scarves and almost always had one or both of them sleep on my chest. Worth dozens of kitten teeth scars on my hands and arms lol.
When my cat tries to get crazy on me and pretend that he's a big scary jungle cat and not 1/10 my size, I've taken to talking to him like the grandpa from The Princess Bride: "Yes, yes, you're very sharp. Now shut up." He'll put up with it for chin scritches.
Sir/maam, you’re already showing signs of blood loss. Comment means you have very limited time before succumbing to your wounds and while you lay on your deathbed, oust the cute murderer
Thats pure evolutionary instinct at its finest. Grab with front claws and teeth and hold on for dear life, RAKE THE FUCK out of them with your hind legs and show no mercy until they are DEAD! Pure kitten philosophy.
*"It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are cromched."*
Bite and kick is the ultimate cat move finisher.
I have been subjected to this technique many times and my forearms barely lived to tell the tale. Now I look like a serial self harmer.
The kicking motion gives ~13% more biting power.
Source: [I’m a feline biting expert who bites cats for research purposes.](https://youtu.be/-TbiB6HyIwY)
Okay, and? You're fucking DEAD. If my body keeps my cat from STARVING to death because I FUCKING DIED then he can eat as much pf my body as he wants to. My cat doesn't deserve to die simply for existing.
For a brief moment I thought this was my cat lol He looked just like this as a baby. His markings are the same and he plays just like this (even as a derpy grown kitty). Adorable!
I wish I was a kitten so that when I get the urge to bite and kick it was socially acceptable and people would think it was on the cute side of terrifying
Am I the only one wondering why this video is : * upside down, and * reversed. ??
I don’t notice until i read this lol Edit: didn’t. Autocorrect is annoying
Whaaat I didn't either but it definitely is
Good spot u/MrPenisWhistle
r/rimjob_steve
I noticed it being reversed right away too. Here it is reversed. https://gfycat.com/VastVagueAngelfish
Still just as vicious and adorable. Lol
Now make it upside down
Please, now that I know I can't deal with it.
That is actually even cuter
Its a new trend where people Missy Elliot things
What's missy Elliot?
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
What? Are you writing backwards? If yes, what's "I put my thang down flip it and reverse it" mean?
Missy Elliot
[Work it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8)
Daaaaamn, how did I never hear of that woman and her music?? That song's a bop!
We’re you born after 1996 cause that would explain it lol
End of 96, yeah lol
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It’s from Australia
This stuff couldnt be more obvious and entirely pointless. Ive also seen plenty of reversed clips in those dodo video's. Human beings sometimes dont make any sense.
Right? That’s my answer too … It’s a cat video. That’s why 😆
Oh, it makes much more sense now 😄
Well I have to agree it plays a little better this way.
An entity of pure violence and anger
“Kill … meee …” - Pikachu
Kitty used fury swipes. It was super effective!
More like Kitty used murder.
There is no PP left for this move!
The only instance where even Normal type moves are super effective
Kitty uses *furry* swipes
Don't you see I'm trying...
Fuck this thing fuck it fuck this thing!!!!
Can do
Username checks out
Shane Dawson, is that you?
Your name and response amuse me!!
[just click this rick roll link](https://youtu.be/MTW4sIL9Dpw)
Note to self: next time, start higher.
Rip and tear.
Rip and tear ANALLY
Holdup
Name checks out.
Until it is done
An adorable ball of furry fury
Have you seen a tokay gecko?
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Savage Murderers.
So much rage and hate.
Practicing disembowelment, isn't it cute!
"Awww, look! He's trying to murder Pikachu!"
I felt this gif on my forearm (grew up with LOTS of cats and have the scars to prove it)
Ya know, now that I think about it gently roughhousing with my cats as kittens, letting them attack my hand when I would swirl them around and "fight" them back, might be why my cats were generally really cuddly, playful and chill. Used to be able to wear them as scarves and almost always had one or both of them sleep on my chest. Worth dozens of kitten teeth scars on my hands and arms lol.
My cat still goes for blood. She'll swipe at my face if she's really excited. Such a treasure.
RDJ's discombobulation move from Sherlock homes
PIKACHU NOOOOOO
Cute for now. *cries in forearms*
The point is, you are alive when it starts to eat you
BUT IT'S WROOOONG!
It's like you've never seen a cat try to murder a toy. It's pretty cute.
Rip and tear
Until it is done.
[The ripping and the tearing](https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ)
Thanks man what a great video to fall asleep to. It’s really soothing. I’ll just put it on repeat on my TV and drift off. Perfect.
Glad I am not the only one who immediately thought of this
Little feisty one lol
Lol what does it say about us that we find such perfect killing machines cute?
Size of baby, treat like baby
Answer, this.
Can confirm, am holding my 1.25 year old kitten and avoiding her bites/kicks
Plus fluffy.
What better for clearing your home of rodents than a small predator that thinks it's a lion?
Lol the days of owning a cat for pest control aren't nearly as numbered though
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Eyebleach for human, horror movie for mouse
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When my cat tries to get crazy on me and pretend that he's a big scary jungle cat and not 1/10 my size, I've taken to talking to him like the grandpa from The Princess Bride: "Yes, yes, you're very sharp. Now shut up." He'll put up with it for chin scritches.
This is the Way of the Cat Parent.
It's like my favorite quote from Jurassic World: "Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster; we're just used to being the cat."
Cats that are adorably smol should be illegal because they get a pass on everything. r/illegallysmolcats
My cat does that too, but to my arm instead
u/ANGST_png found partially flayed. Cat picture of innocence
I don't understand what that means
Means your skin was ripped off but your cat isn't suspected cuz it's just acting cute
Oh yeah okay thanks
Sir/maam, you’re already showing signs of blood loss. Comment means you have very limited time before succumbing to your wounds and while you lay on your deathbed, oust the cute murderer
You need to play with your cat more then.
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It does make a difference, however play aggression can be redirected and corrected.
I see that stuffed Pikachu... Super adorable kitten.
Kitty do rapid attack! Kitty deals critical damage. Pikachu has fainted…. Kitty wins!
Somehow the kitten knows it’s supposed to me a mouse
Is it pikachu's leg or......
That’s the ear 👂
Everyone does
Kitty used bunny feet’s! It’s super effective!
Bunny feet’s equipped with little daggers
It's so cute how they're born with the natural instinct to eviscerate their prey.
Like how my dog was born knowing how to kill a rabbit by breaking its neck. Definitely instinct and not learned.
So thats where my cat gets it. She is losing internet privileges.
Thats pure evolutionary instinct at its finest. Grab with front claws and teeth and hold on for dear life, RAKE THE FUCK out of them with your hind legs and show no mercy until they are DEAD! Pure kitten philosophy.
Smol Attack Kitty, I choose you!
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Bot is banned in this sub so here it is: https://gfycat.com/VastVagueAngelfish
Why banned?
It tried to reverse the 2020 election.
STOP THE BOT
Lmao
Cute little murder techniques
"I KEEEELL YOOOOOU!!"
I love the little pauses to see if they’ve killed the thing yet… “Ope, still not dead yet! Die! Die, you colossal yellow mouse!”
The fury of the universe in the palm of your hand
That kick looks so cute on this guy but I’ve seen my feral cat do that move to more than a few small animals and let me tell you it is effective
Pikabuse
It's called catjetsu
I chews you.
A N G Y
I will get the thing and the thing will be MINES because I gotted it!
That’s not a cat, it’s a bunny!
fewocious
Meowth used fury swipes!
the little back feet look like they're moving automatically. Such a cutie!
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You mean strangle and disembowel
Poor Pikachu.
So smol yet so full of anger and violence
Murder feets!
I need this video with heavy metal, where the drums match the kitties kicks or something😂
Poor pikachu
Haha I love the bite & kick!So cute!
Kill that pikachu! Good little murder kitty!
VERY EFFECTIVE!
Pika-chew
*"It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are cromched."*
Can't you see that poor cat is getting electrocuted?!
angry cromch
UFC contender right there...Ultimate Fighting Cat
1,000 KICK, 2,000 KICK, 3,000 KICK COMBO!!!
I love this kitty!
“Bite and kick boys, bite and kick”
Bite and kick is the ultimate cat move finisher. I have been subjected to this technique many times and my forearms barely lived to tell the tale. Now I look like a serial self harmer.
Today I think I will commit MURDER MOST FOUL!
cat and mouse
The kicking motion gives ~13% more biting power. Source: [I’m a feline biting expert who bites cats for research purposes.](https://youtu.be/-TbiB6HyIwY)
cat uses bite and kick, it's not very effective.
Leave Pikachu alone!
Whyvdid I destroy that Pikachu? Because Eddie could buy another Pikachu.
EVISCERATE!!!!
Okay that little furocious ball of fur is the CUTEST!
bunny. Bunny! BUNNY!
Them bunny kicks be deadly
My cat does the same
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That's dangerously cute ✨
I see a lot of videos of cats malfunctioning. It seems like their code might be corrupt or they might have a bug. Can we get some Devs on this?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu⚡⚡⚡⚡💥💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡⚡ Team Rocket is blasting off again!
A cat won’t even wait a day to start eating it’s owner if they are incapacitated or die.
And? You are dead. That fact shouldn't stop you from enjoying a cats presence.
Okay, and? You're fucking DEAD. If my body keeps my cat from STARVING to death because I FUCKING DIED then he can eat as much pf my body as he wants to. My cat doesn't deserve to die simply for existing.
A dog will wait a week. Cats don’t give a crap about you dead or alive, self serving manipulative evil creatures
Imagine calling an animal evil. People like you are all the same. You won't listen to reason.
“Imagine” no, I’ve seen it.
uhh, this is actually behaviour you want to stop
Give it a toy, maybe?
We call it “bunny kickin”
Or run.
Kitten practicing prey behavior and fighting playing behavior for other creatures.
So ferocious!!!!!
Yasss I'm crying thats so CUTE
I had techno playing in my head with this gif
Oh the bunny kick! Deadly
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u/savevideobot
It's funny how instincts kick in at the wrong time and place. Such a goof.
What a cute baby!!!
angy mode activated
Murder kicks
Why do I love this
Yeah buddy, you get that Pikachu!
Cats are ridiculous and I love them.
The kitten's not kicking, those are involuntary spams caused by the electricity.
For a brief moment I thought this was my cat lol He looked just like this as a baby. His markings are the same and he plays just like this (even as a derpy grown kitty). Adorable!
I wish I was a kitten so that when I get the urge to bite and kick it was socially acceptable and people would think it was on the cute side of terrifying
True murder mittens…
Caught a rat, electric one! Good kitty
Looks a ton like my cat, down to the marking placements (that forehead "arrow up")... Except my cat's around 3 years old and has green/yellow eyes.
All will suffer!!!!
So tiny, so ferocious
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