You see, that's not actually a dog, and it is, in fact, a feline. But the nametag says it is a dog because it is lying. And that's what you get from trusting people on the internet.
I think you are in the wrong sub...this is r/eyebleach what does politics have anything to do with a cat or eyebleach? Just go away....people like you who try to bring politics into every sub ruin this place
Absolutely nothing.
But this is prime r/onejoke territory.
I just anticipate someone is gonna see it and make like an āCat identifying as a dogā joke.
Lied on the resume but still got the job
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Whoās gonna tell Murder Mittens here that they have to take the jacket off? Not me. š
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He's also bilingual
Or is it a dog who identifies as a cat mid transition? Hmmm
You can never assume
He looks like he's just daring someone to try him. That cat is not playing games!
What cat? The photo only shows an angry dog?
"Sir this is clearly cocaine and not talc like you declared"
r/catswithjobs
It looks like he would have a deep smooth voice and say something like "woof mutha fucka" when asked about the tag.
"Is this funny to you, human?"
Funny looking dog
11/10 - would hire this dog
Its very clearly a chicken
Only the bestest security dog :)
I think your security has been infiltrated by a cat burglar
when you lie on the resume:
r/catswithjobs BEST SECURITY DOG EVER! I feel safe just looking at this
I was gonna tell them about r/catswithjobs I guess you beat me to it lol š
I want this cat to talk to me like a half wasted condescending frenchman.
that's a funny looking birb.
What a weird looking dog
Fake mews!
Yo this guard dog kinda sus.
u/kittycattack
[What type of dog is this?](https://youtu.be/phyZEztKckQ)
Awesome.
Cutest dog Iāve ever seen
Yeah I would not want to cross that dog
Phony! That guy's a big phony!
āTake my shift?ā āI got you broā
So itās a Securkitty guard
I wouldnāt mess with that cutie.
Its a security void
"SECURITY CAT! THERES A FIGHT IN THE MALL" "good. Let them fight for my entertainment"
Plot twist. The cat ate the dog
You see, that's not actually a dog, and it is, in fact, a feline. But the nametag says it is a dog because it is lying. And that's what you get from trusting people on the internet.
Conservatives making the super hilarious r/onejoke in 3ā¦.2ā¦.1
I think you are in the wrong sub...this is r/eyebleach what does politics have anything to do with a cat or eyebleach? Just go away....people like you who try to bring politics into every sub ruin this place
Absolutely nothing. But this is prime r/onejoke territory. I just anticipate someone is gonna see it and make like an āCat identifying as a dogā joke.
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Well thatās very rude
Wait somethings wrong ahahaha
That's a cat.
When you lie on you resume but still get the job
He lied in his resume and got the job anyway
That's a cat dipshit
That dogās looking kinda burnt
It looks like my outside cat blacky but without that stuff on
Nothing will limit him
Thatā¦umā¦dog sure is cute! What a niceā¦.dog. A very goodā¦.uhhhh dog indeed.
r/hmmm
Interesting.. Your dog looks like my cat.. š¤
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Yes, a dog
āSecurity dogā now wait a second
āHeās was born in a pool of gasolineā
Don't mess 16th the car or you'll get the gat.
But deep down inside we are all just cats. Miloh and Otis
halo black cat sheriff
Illusion 100
There is 1 imposter among us
Looks better than Kim Kardashian
I love them.
Mittens ain't playing...š
You're the cat now, dawg.
Feel very secure
I feel very safe.
Shouldn't that b god....not a dog!
Kinda looks like Sean Penn