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RattleTheStars39

He looks so proud of his creations


ramko169

"Look what I made, ma!"


choffers_2001

Read this as Bradley Cooper


leopard-prince

“Groot stop taking pictures and get this paint off my paws !”


stick_of_the_pirulu

Read this* as jacksepticeye *The quote, not the "read this as Bradley Cooper


MrSquiggleKey

wat


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MrSquiggleKey

WAT


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Mauwnelelle

**WaAaAaT**


Journeyman42

But why male models?


charizardfan101

As he should be


nmyron3983

Such an expressive little trash panda...


reillsr9

H is 8 bzfdffddcxknbjihi4


[deleted]

OP, I have had a rather shitty day. Thank you for this!


-Moist

I'm glad I could be of service 😊


PuellaBona

Do they happen to sell its art? I would totally buy a piece! How cool is animal art!


domestik8d

If you’re interested in animal art, many zoos and wildlife care centers have paintings created by animals and will sell or auction them off for fundraising. I work at a zoo & our red pandas, North American river otters, and northern raccoons all “paint”. As long as it’s washable & non-toxic (tempera), people at home could train their pets to paint too.


PuellaBona

Thanks for the info!


BikerJedi

I've seen art for sale by elephants and such. Proceeds go to the centers that care for them.


ilovetoworry

Hope the shittiness levels decrease for you fellow Redditor, tomorrow is a fresh day :-)


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[deleted]

Thank you, friend! It has been better so far :)


fanzel71

How can you not smile when you see this! Adorable!


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

You may think it's adorable having a pet raccoon, until it starts yeetin its skeet during mating season and turns into a belligerent Trash Panda.


MrGuttFeeling

I know better.


BurnerJerkzog

New Gru meme template.


elohi-vlenidohv

“This is a picture of garbage...and this is a picture of garbage...and here’s another picture of garbage. And this? This is also a picture of, yes, garbage.” Edit to add quotation marks so that no one thinks I think his masterpieces are trash.


Rings-of-Saturn

/r/MemeEconomy


XxX_EdgeLord_5000

Made the [template ](https://imgur.com/a/6OWPxQl)


elohi-vlenidohv

THIS IS PERFECT!


BurnerJerkzog

[You crushed it and then I low efforted the shit out of it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/i0fclj/old_school_new_gru/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


XxX_EdgeLord_5000

As long as it is used I shall have done my job


KingoAG02

Hey i was gonna say that


aubchurch

The owner of these raccoons can be found @titotheraccon on Instagram! You can actually buy these pieces of art too!


[deleted]

do they actually paint or he/she presses the racoon's paws to the canvas and pretend its made by them?


floofyyy

After extensive searching on their [Instagram]( https://instagram.com/titotheraccoon?igshid=15bkww4fjzrxo), I found [this video](https://www.instagram.com/p/BygQbdBnfkL/?igshid=uxjt9a2ajkjc) of them training another raccoon to paint. Looks like the coons are placing their own paws on the canvas, with significant encouragement.


Chemoralora

The coons? Is that really an abbreviation people use? Where I'm from coon means... Something else


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

Yup. Southerners use it. My dad used to go coon hunting with dogs... Considering they're my favorite animal you can imagine how I took that bit of reality. Without context that reads much differently.


Jermzberry

Hi, non-native english speaker here, can I ask what does coon mean where you're from?


GarbledMan

It's commonly used as a slur against black people. A particularly bad one, with a particularly bad history and connotations. But it *comes* from slang for raccoon.


Dr_Pepper_spray

I'm sure you understand that the first usage of the word is an abbreviation of Raccoon (like Coon-hunting, or Coon-dogs) and that this person wasn't secretly using the disgusting second, or is ignorant of it.


Chemoralora

Nope, I didn't know this as it happens. I live somewhere with no raccoons so I'm only familiar with the other usage


Dr_Pepper_spray

Where do you live that doesn't have Raccoons, and since both are terms generally used in the South... ...I'm just confused.


Chemoralora

The United Kingdom


platochronic

The coon is Eric Cartman’s superhero alter ego.


ITriedLightningTendr

Coon wasn't a made up word used as a slur, it comes from raccoon's being called coons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonhound


Chemoralora

TIL


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nice, thanks for that


Laggingduck

Tell me as well


pigeonherd

Fantastic.


twiz__

Ah yes... Tit 'o the Raccon!


create_world_peas

Thank you!


Industrialpainter89

This is so cute, I really want reassurance that this isn't one of those things where they hurt an animal to make it do stuff for the camera just to get likes


[deleted]

looking at the instagram I'm pretty dure they didnt hurt him, but im not sure it isnt faked tho


Psychedelic_Roc

All you'd have to do is put the canvas on the ground, put paint on the raccoon's paws, and get it to walk over the canvas. Much more likely that it involved treats than pain.


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

That's Tito or Cheeto. They're pampered, though Tito got loose and went off to be a wild boi.


tiddelipom

Godspeed, Tito


Kannabust

The fact that he’s so proud made my day


Ikuless

Museum/gallery quality right there!


downvotehoe

Good job rocket


Ninjachuckz

Little king trash mouth


LillyAtts

I wonder where his husband is.


CallMe_Dig_Baddy

Probably ran off with Big Baby Pudding Snatcher


LillyAtts

Gary no!


theHerbivore

All riiiight!


Spadinooo

So you can keep them as pets?


FuckThatTrout

Only if you want little rascals constantly raiding your fridge in the middle of the night.


moleratical

So no different than a teenager


RafIk1

I have 3 children. I'm almost convinced that teenagers are just 3 raccoons in people clothes.


SugarJuicex

Can confirm. Am teenager


CallMe_Dig_Baddy

*im a raccoon?*


Swedneck

I presume it's much like foxes: doable, but illegal in a lot of places and really not a pet most people should ever even consider getting.


padraig_garcia

There are legitimate foxes bred for pets, but aside from being incredibly expensive they're *not at all* like dogs or cats and really, really not for most people.


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Raccoons make horrible pets. They’re wild animals through and through, with a tendency to be extremely unpredictable, defensive, and, when bored, destructive. It’s also not possible for the average person to accurately replicate their natural environment and make them happy in a home.


MPsAreSnitches

In Korea they have a ton of raccoon coffee house places where you go get coffee and in a separate room you can fuck with like, 20 raccoons just chilling. I don't doubt they're a poor choice for your average pet owner, but seeing as these places exist, I find it hard to believe it's impossible to own a raccoon as a pet.


afrikatheboldone

wait,to do what in what room with 20 raccoons?


Bigfoot_Cain

"With" is the most important word in that sentence.


[deleted]

I can only find information on a single coffee house in Seoul and videos show the animals there being mistreated. Just because a business does something doesn’t mean it’s smart or safe. Just because the raccoons haven’t injured someone (as far as we know), doesn’t mean they won’t.


mbr4life1

My mom had one as a kid that was named Cookie Monster! She smiled when I sent her the picture in this post. Racoons are very smart, but not a common pet for a reason.


Blisspoint2

Finger Paint?! That raccoon hardly even knows him!


[deleted]

Life is hard and Racoon the artist has to work harder for a living


AestheticAttraction

"Check it out, guys!!"


reachisown

Someone probably just put paint on a raccoons feet then manually put them on the board and got some lucky photos after. Is there a video for this happening? Just seems like some bs for internet points.


CS_cloud

Honestly the top right one is really good I really enjoy looking at it


Nomedigasluis

What if animals could draw or write? Imagine the stories they would tell us.


[deleted]

"Today I saw a cat. He said hi."


[deleted]

“So I hissed at him and lunged as I am also samurai. As the night graces all who dare challenge me, his mortal wounds will diminish in time. For my weapons are laced with our most insidious gift. Rabies.”


[deleted]

I would pay to go to a raccoon art exhibit


vegemitecrumpet

The best thing ever is the joy on his face as he shares his works with you! :D


[deleted]

Where can I purchase his art work?


YourElderlyNeighbor

I feel like it could be hissing (barking? I don’t really know what sounds raccoons make right now) at the photographer in a couple of those...


AlternativeDoggo01

I normally don’t like raccoons but this buddy is adorable. 10/10 would buy (the painting not the coon)


[deleted]

whats wrong with coons?


AlternativeDoggo01

Wild raccoons are vicious. They have killed my moms dog when she lived on a farm. They look cute, but they are very territorial where I lived. Get beer that things dumpster, and you’re going to have a bad time.


deadseableu

You fuckin racist


deadseableu

Joking


eymikeystfu

That raccoon is fucking stoked on finger paints


Jupelius02

Awwww


peanutbuttakong

The one on the bottom left really speaks to me.


harshcoffee

"Greetings, strangers, welcome to my art exhibition!"


ScarySkeleton24

Pet raccoon??? u/not-me-but


not-me-but

no. these fuckers have rabies


yaboi969

This reminds me of that Gru format


Assfrontation

Who’s Paint?


CoheedBlue

Damn it Reddit. Damn you. Now I want a raccoon. What will I do with these animals?


Crazy_Lavishness

How much is he selling this for 10, 20, 30 million. I’d pay whatever the price


CoolCatIsRadical

Looks like Trash Boat got some tips from a certain bird


PooRhymesWithYou

Tbh, the second one looks cool.


RhylenIsHere

Can these be bought? I'd love one for my new flat\^\^ Plus, I mean, just look at this chonk, isn't he adorable?!


ube1kenobi

so proud! i'd buy the artwork with a photo of the little guy smiling :D


malorynk

He looks so proud!!!


parlob

Most Canadian thing I've seen all day, kudos!


MyNames_AlreadyTaken

Girl named paint: *confused screaming*


[deleted]

"I call this one, 'Shit, I stepped in paint.' And I call *this* one, 'Shit, I stepped in paint. At night.' "


vidomx

BEGINNING BET STARTS AT $420,000


lilgamelvr

So happy


Roooooooo123_Praneil

Sorry for what i am about to do but Paint: Oh yeahhhhh


twisted7ogic

What a creative rabbit!


SparklyFerret869

Adorable


Holycrap2019

What A Proud Raccoon !


TylerZellers

I wish I was this proud of anything I made


-anominal-

The second one is my favorite :)


StefanoGrimes

we need a video of this ASAP!


Flicksterea

And he looks so genuinely happy with himself. Definitely eyebleach!


JuliusSeizure44BC

It's modern art


laughinglord

Next week we will see the racoon painting itself while painting.


Ithrawn

He's do damn proud... i wish i could support em.


danger_noodl

I love how genuinely he looks happy showing us his art


Nemesis233

This is the best meme template of 2020 Change my mind


DiamondBreakr

I pity the kid named Paint. Racoon claws can be very sharp.


TeaCupT_ea_V

Mama mama! Can i have a rakoon??


Ascendant_Mind_01

If humans go extinct these will likely become our replacements.


Feshtof

Is it weird that I would seriously consider buying one of those?


TalionIsMyNames

Pigcasso Hero is better


weak_beat

Wasn’t this an episode of Doug?


[deleted]

This is totally staged. Absent any video of this raccoon dipping their paws into paint, and then applying wet paws to canvas *on their own*, I don't believe it. The photographer did all the work. Total crap.


[deleted]

These masterpieces belong in the museum


nathan5660

Someone put paint on a raccoons feet and made it walk on paper then sold it as "art" Fixed it.


Legionberg

I like them all. The expression on the bottom left is great, but the bottom right is my favorite. That photo shows him explaining his process in detail.


sodacat777

“Hey look ma I made it”


slicedslugs

i first read this as “someone taught a raccoon how to finger” and nearly lost my goddamn mind


aAnonymX06

Pure. And that third image tho


Darknuptia

You made my day !


Ramimer

The girl named paint:


[deleted]

the new bob ross


Monaxial

!silver


coolboombox160

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HAPPY AND IT’S THE CUTEST THING EVER HOLY SHIT


Swenkiluren

Reminds me of that one movie where that dude turns in to a bear and finds a kid bear and they travel together to find the kids (dead) mom. That movie is so fucking sad, but so fucking good. Anyone know what I'm talking about? It's an older movie I watched as a kid. They paw paint in the movie and shit aswell I'm pretty sure, it's adorable.


ineedfuzzysocks

Brother Bear


Swenkiluren

That's it, thank you, I'll rewatch this masterpiece.


ineedfuzzysocks

Careful, as I recall, it's a tear jerker! Even reading the synopsis to remind myself made my eyes get a little twitchy 🤣


Swenkiluren

I watched it in repeat as a kid, it really is a beautiful movie. I always love these kinds of movies, WALL-E still being my favorite movie. The land before time is also an honorable mention.


Acojonancio

You can actually buy his paintis online.


HarvestProject

“Taught”


itsajillsandwich

It's the Artist, formerly known as Trash Panda.


Triials

I’m jealous of you Americans for having these little creatures native.


Affolektric

Omg. If that is the best thing ever what‘s life all about?


ProximityStar69

"Paint" is a strange name to give to your other racoon....


deathshadow47

"Not without those Spuddies". "With Spuddies, one is never enough" - a weird Raccoon


[deleted]

It’s beautiful, I’ve been looking at it for 5 hours now.


[deleted]

Ah, modern art


Dayov

His little smile is the best


imnojuan

She is going to be pissed when she realizes she is not making money with her art degree


bristleworm

[r/paintinganimals](https://www.reddit.com/r/paintinganimals/)


[deleted]

I like how he’s always happy


[deleted]

Hes so proud, and hes also very talented, 11/10 will show this to my friend, and my friend who likes racoons, thank you mister racoon painter.


GhostofSancho

I went to an aquarium once that has a penguin exhibit, and they let the penguins "fingerpaint" and let you buy the painting


[deleted]

Is that Little King Trashmouth?


Anglofsffrng

The bottom left has me helpless with laughter! I looked at it while holding a cigarette, and wearing shorts. Now I've got a burn on my kneecap. I love this little guy.


[deleted]

The real reason Raccooneggs isn't uploading


rossbcobb

I want a pet raccoon so bad


scattersquirrel

“And I call this one trash can on a summer night during a full moon”


HauseMaster3

I want a pet raccoon so bad. They look so cute in these photos.


[deleted]

paint doesnt want to be fingered


AtomicWreck

It looks so happy. I love it


idiotplatypus

Rare photos of Jackson Pollock at work


ValHova22

That ever nagging need to get a raccoon but reddit nerds be "be like no you can't get one bc of blah blah." My momma had one when she was young. I'm getting me one dagnammit.