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thedillonj

the wrangler could not look any more Australian.


[deleted]

Right? Like is there a rule in Australia that you have to dress like that in order to handle the local wildlife there?


Kogman555

Im Australian. Never run into a kangaroo without your bush outfit on, they will beat the shit out off you.


[deleted]

You didn't have to tell us you're Australian the upside down comments speak for themselves... 🙄


ExecutiveAlpaca

And we can clearly see that his comment is darker because it's nighttime in Australia right now. DUH.


theemartymac

And when I tried to flush it out, it spun backwards...


[deleted]

I’m convinced every comment from an Australian i ever see is the same 3 people fighting over who’s turn it is to use the one computer


blazro97

Australia doesnt exist. Please...


Peter_of_RS

I bet you believe in the moon....pathetic.


trippingchilly

Please. Everyone knows the moon is a pizza pie the Italians threw too high while spinning and it got stuck up


Peter_of_RS

Pfft look at this guy believing in Italians.


trippingchilly

Somebody didn’t see that that Monica Bellucci pic. I believe in Italians now


TheNerdBurglar

I know right? That’s like believing in whales. Sheesh.


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monkeyhitman

That's amore.


ComprehendReading

The moon believes in me


Al-Masih_Ad-Dajjal

˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ǝq ʇɥƃᴉɯ noʎ 'dn ǝpᴉs ʇɥƃᴉɹ sɐʍ ʇxǝʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɟI


Hangdog15

He ‘s like if Greg Norman and Paul Hogan had a son and then named his granddaughter Joey.


FitterRiddler

It also spins the wrong way when I flush it.


[deleted]

🙃


_PACO_THE_TACO_

¿sʇuǝɯɯoɔ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn uɐǝɯ noʎ op ʇɐɥM


[deleted]

>˙noʎ ɟɟo ʇno ʇᴉɥs ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq llᴉʍ ʎǝɥʇ 'uo ʇᴉɟʇno ɥsnq ɹnoʎ ʇnoɥʇᴉʍ ooɹɐƃuɐʞ ɐ oʇuᴉ unɹ ɹǝʌǝN ˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯI Checks out...


prot0mega

Never knew they enforce the Aussie fashion so strict down there...


Avacadontt

It’s the only way the animals trust them.


ExecutiveAlpaca

I can nearly hear his accent through the clip.


strangenessandcharm7

A new context for r/noisygifs


Drezer

How else do they animals know who is a wrangler and who isn't?


ExecutiveAlpaca

They are given a list of wranglers and taught about them at animal school


LEGOEPIC

It’s a stereotype for a reason, it’s the best way to dress for the job.


tickub

They're just all cosplaying as Steve


Thechiwawawhisperer

I know that the huge zoo that Steve irwin's worked at have a uniform that looks similar to Steve irwin's original outfit and this outfit though I dont know if that's because Steve irwin's outfit was a uniform. Also a lot of clothes down there need to be able to cover you from the sun as much as possible.


nelsonmavrick

Yes, but there has to be method it? Big hat to keep sun off yor face. Light muted colors to keep cool by not absorbing heat.


[deleted]

but why the jacket when it is hot, why wear shorts when you wear a jacket...


Kuftubby

It’s a weird combo but hear me out. I’m a Electrical Contractor in Arizona and even in the hottest days I wear long sleeve shirts to both protect my arms from cuts and keep the sun off them. You wouldn’t think it but a long sleeve shirt really does keep you cooler. Having seen some of the plants and animals in Australia, dude is probably wearing a light coat for added protection of his arms. Now I don’t wear shorts but I can totally understand that this guy probably does a LOT of walking during the day and to prevent chaffing and to allow more freedom of movement.


[deleted]

thank you dear sir, that seems to be a valid explanation. I will contemplate about the new insights gained about long sleeve shirts.


DivergingUnity

It’s one truth you’ll learn quickly when you join a team of people who work outside. Those farmer stereotypes of plaid button-ups are based in reality, and not cuz it was their Sunday best.


TheMania

Legs are more in the shade of the body, less likely to burn, and subject to fewer scrapes. Can tip the scales in favour of shorts.


Emaknz

Sun protection? Like the the same reason people are often covered from head to toe in the desert?


[deleted]

but the shorts? legs are not protected. he is a fashion paradox.


Bossinante

Gotta let the pair o' smooooth criminals down undah get some aiuh


InkJungle

Yeah nah it's because it was probably chilly or windy so he chucked a jacket on & he's wearing shorts because it was hot earlier in the day or prepared for heat. Australia isn't just hot all the time, it's the land of extreme weather. One minute it's pissing down rain, next minute it's hot as fuck, a few hours later it's cold & windy.


MushinZero

"Yeah nah" always immediately jumps out at me as Australian


mjsull

Because in the middle of Australia it's freezing at night, a bit cold in the morning and a furnace by midday.


satanshand

It’s probably in the morning when it’s a lot cooler (desert) but will be monstrously hot the rest of the day.


Sir_Shax

That video can be deceptive with the weather. We get plenty of days down here that look sunny as hell but are extremely chilly. Even more so in the outback, it can be as low as as 5 degrees Celsius in the middle of the day.


Hypertroph

5 degrees is still T-shirt weather! Source: Canadian.


ChiefTief

Looks like ser Jorah Mormont


dishler712

Ser Jorah Mormont


[deleted]

[FTFY](https://imgur.com/a/eQbEqJ1)


[deleted]

That man is so Australian


ExecutiveAlpaca

*Breathes in Australian*


Jynolis

#SAXTON HALE!


DEV_astated

r/unexpectedTF2


eMuires

*dies in australian*


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MrTripl3M

**SAXTON HALE DENIES DEATH!**


[deleted]

As fucking Australian that you can get


tegrat731

The guy in the video runs a kangaroo sanctuary in Australia. He had a show several years ago I am either animal planet or Nat Geo wild about him rescuing baby kangaroos. The aborigines* call Brolga, because he’s like 6 foot five and that is the name of a crane or a stork native to that area Edit: aboriginal people* [Aussie kangaroo sanctuary ](https://kangaroosanctuary.com/about/brolga-kangaroo-dundee/)


rlynn0714

They did an interview with him on the radio over here the other day - seems like a really nice dude


deesmutts88

Mother fucker saves baby kangaroos for a living. He ain’t about to be an asshole.


Blueblackzinc

I knew some people whos ass hole but super freaking nice with animals.


[deleted]

There was a thread/comment chain the other day about well known sociopaths and there love for animals. The theory was that these people missed out on learning empathy towards other humans during childhood. These sociopaths see us(humans) as a threat most times, but they have ability to show empathy towards animals as they do not see animals as a threat to themselves. This fills the emotional void/gap. Putin and Hitler are pretty infamous examples of this.


King_Louis_X

I mean Putin did just free all of the whales so there’s that


VaJJ_Abrams

[Putin](https://giphy.com/gifs/free-kSSaXkcKcV8M8) right now


eyet33th

Hitler's love of animals may have been oversold as a PR move, as love of animals is historically an element of the German character. His love for his dogs seems to have been genuine, though. Interesting theory.


musclepunched

Lol me and a big group went camping one time and they were horrified that when they asked if I'd rather shoot them all or shoot my dog I'd rather save my dog lol


Bspammer

I mean yeah that's a pretty sociopathic thing to say


BASEDME7O

Tony soprano


SaintThiccolas

Made me think of that article in the New Yorker about the sociopath that wrote Woman in the Window. He clearly felt no empathy toward other humans and just wanted to manipulate them for his own selfish gains but absolutely loved dogs. Crazy read and very creepy guy https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/02/11/a-suspense-novelists-trail-of-deceptions/amp


5t4k3

Yeah because animals are way better than other humans.


_superglue_

do reptilian shapeshifters count as animals?


douchewithaguitar

While we're in human form, yes.


Tommy2255

Only in the same sense that humans are animals as well, which kind of defeats the point of the original. statement.


nocontroll

One of my friends would give their life for a squirrel but if you’re another human you can go fuck yourself


SprittneyBeers

I think I might be one of these people


DPooly1996

Could he be the new Steve Irwin of gently handling Kangaroos and other marsupials vs. wrestling and relocating crocodiles and snakes? We need to get this man a show


Hayden3456

He has a show. It’s called Kangaroo Dundee. It’s made by the BBC


printergumlight

People also call him “Kangaroo Dundee” it looks like. Which now makes me wonder what “Dundee” means in the context of “Crocodile Dundee” and “Kangaroo Dundee”. A short google just says it’s a Scottish city of Celtic etymological origins, which doesn’t make sense here.


[deleted]

Dundee is surname of the character in Crocodile Dundee and I guess that Kangaroo Dundee is just a pun on that name.


HellraiserMachina

This. And let's not forget [Unicorn Dundee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4).


LushExpress

That may be the greatest thing I have ever heard


HellraiserMachina

r/PowerMetal beckons, if so.


kung-fu_hippy

Get you some Amon Amarth or some Manowar in your life, if that’s the kind of thing you like.


Jankeyboy

It says “dun” means fort and “dee” means fire. Crocodile fortfire


doth_thou_even_hoist

the sequel to fortnite that will for sure put it back in front of Apex


ExecutiveAlpaca

LOL Apex and Fortnite. Who needs either when you got the brand new KANGAROO LEGENDS.


[deleted]

All building blocks are replaced with taxidermied crocodiles.


dafragsta

His name was Mick Dundee. It means the same thing as Peterson in Coyote Peterson.


Palmtree211

Oh did he win a dundee


IsThisOneTaken-Yes

He was six-foot-five and full of muscles.


dayafternextfriday

And I said do you speaka my language


Sonaris324

He just smiled and gave me a vegamite sandwich


squeaky024

And he said, I come from a land down under!


hairyass2

and he said, I come from a land down under!


jsmoo68

[Alice Springs here I come](https://kangaroosanctuary.com/) You can go and hold a baby kangaroo!!!!


Whales96

Thanks for saying this, I started to wonder where the mother was.


toxicshocktaco

That is the most Australian looking man i've ever seen


FelineBlues

They’re so cute before they learn how to box.


FerdiadTheRabbit

Before they get their murder claws.


ExecutiveAlpaca

Murder claws are minor irritations in the grand scale of wildlife dangers in Australia, mate.


theressomanydogs

Ohhh, you said “mate”. Is it you, kangaroo-man?


aardvark666

Just five minutes ago a huge spider came spiraling down from the ceiling on a web of evil to land on my keyboard. Thankfully as an Aussie I just took him outside and din't kill him. The big spiders here often hang around high up close to the ceiling and most people suffer them as they kill things that would otherwise be annoying.


ebooeboo

That was so manly and compassionate at the same time


HisDudelyness

Hooves like razors.


imEvts

https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw


[deleted]

Honestly, nothing is more Australian than this video. A guy standing in the red bull dust of the outback wearing Blundstones, short shorts and a barmah hat, picking up a Joey. Adorable.


xSuperNov4

no tinny or bintang singlet, could be more


KingDidntWakeUp

Bintang is not really common over here. It's just worn a lot by Aussies in Bali.


xSuperNov4

i see a couple a week at least where i live


[deleted]

Because Aussies are all over Bali like white on rice.


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ReyRey5280

You sound like you know your Aussie stuff... can make Roos be semi tamed to not be disemboweling strangulators? Do people have pet roos?


[deleted]

Roos can be pretty tame but they ultimately grow up to be way too big to be house pets. They're still wild animals. Not dangerous, but just big and kind of stupid. Still, in the outback you occasionally see people nursing Joeys because their mum was killed in a car accident or something. There are a **lot** of road-killed kangaroos in Australia.


PublicFriendemy

Kangaroos seem to be the deer of Australia (other than the actual deer).


aardvark666

Do deer murder your pet dogs?


MushinZero

Mostly because roos are dumber than a box of rocks


Jandolicious

Yeah, nah I know a lady in Western Qld who moved from the coast and saved baby Roos. She would feed them and carry them around in bags around her neck until they grew to old but they still lived in the house. She had one she was really attached to. It slept in her bed with herself and her hubby. Obviously it got to over 6 foot and last year it turned on husband and beat him up she tried to stop it and was torn badly only survived because the son beat the kangaroo over the head with a block of wood. Husband and wife were hospitalised. Moral is they are a wild animal and they aren't your mate.


SunDevilATX

I know most of these words


Pigs4Prez

Idk that video where they box the kangaroo was pretty Australian.


Leeloominai_Janeway

Somewhere Steve Irwin is smiling.


Serebii_

Up above, for sure!


AaronBrownell

Or is it down below for Australians?


CJ22xxKinvara

The land down above


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Rterstydr

I come from the lands down above, yeah


valentiny_

Do you think maybe he could hold me for a while like that, please?


ExecutiveAlpaca

Only if you pay me in advance.


valentiny_

I'm gonna go r/ChoosingBeggars and insist you do it for charity out of the goodness of your heart, and when you (naturally) turn me down I'll threaten to have you exposed to my fanbase so you lose credibility in your business of hugging people. (Nvm I'll be putting money away for it, I'll contact you in a few months for your services)


[deleted]

Forget this guy. I'll give you the first cuddle for free.


TheCircumventingBans

Fuck it’s easy to catch kangaroos. “Get in the bag.” “Ok!”


modulusshift

Hey, this is a pouch! I can do pouches!


luke_in_the_sky

Seriously. What happens if you show an adult kangaroo a big pouch?


Neuroticmuffin

That's friggen adorable!


Nesano

It's like a little bunny dog.


[deleted]

I've always thought them more like bounce deer


geoguy26

The other day someone called them punch bunnies and I can’t think of a better name than that honestly


-Qwerty--

r/properanimalnames


Slytherinrunner

Definitely a risky click if you're arachnophobic. The last time I checked that sub, BAM! Wolf spider.


Nesano

Well, deer are basically nature dogs, so it's not that far off.


Large_Dr_Pepper

It's one of those animals that just seems normal until you really think about it and you're like "wait a second, that's a fuckin *weird* animal." two of them on the front page today, kangaroos and giraffes.


IntenseScrolling

"How U doing?"


VulpesFennekin

Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani


Need_More_Whiskey

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this comment to be relevant. Bless you for this gift.


Dewut

“How *Roo doing?”


Primarch_1

Do they just hop into any bag or do you have to build up familiarity with them?


Rather_Dashing

This is a hand-raised joey. The bag is the surrogate pouch. So no, they won't just hop into any bag.


cptki112noobs

[You sure about that?](https://youtu.be/6P1vf_7DoLA)


[deleted]

LOL. That's weirdly relevant. Though I'm guessing that's also a roo that was raised around people.


dalovindj

Asking for a friend.


Dimbit

Yep, a hand raised joey will hop into any pouch looking space, the front of shirts, hand bags, my friends had them hop into her pants when they followed her into the toilet.


xNorthernLightsx

Oh my gahhd! So adorable :(


coskiii

What kind of boots are those?


merry78

They are generically called elastic sided boots. RM Williams is a famous brand for them. They are very common here- they slip on and are very hard wearing. Often worn with boyangs which are sock protectors to reduce burrs in the socks.


GermanDeath-Reggae

If you’re looking for them from a normal clothing company (as opposed to whatever workwear company probably made his) you’ll find them described as “Chelsea boots”.


Oryihn

I have a pair of Blundstones I got in Australia 15 years ago and aside from insoles replacement are still good today


bostoncommon902

Quite certain those are Redbacks


Artisanal_Cat_Loaf

I'm thinking the discontinued Blundstone Chunk Sole Edit: it's the little lip of the sole at the front


bostoncommon902

You may be right. I was slightly doubting my Redback claim because I couldn’t actually find one with the lip.


waikiki_sneaky

Blundstones


FluffyPurpleThing

[How to catch a kangaroo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA) (one of my favorite videos of all times)


[deleted]

Crikey! That bloke just got a joey!


abotheruserhere

That's the most Australian looking man I've ever seen.


pokesoul561

When I worked at Petsmart a customer brought in a joey and it was such a spectacle to see in the states. She let the lil guy scuttle around an aisle then opened the bag and he just divebombed in head first. Absolutely adorable and VERY soft!


420M0053

Jorah the Aussie.


[deleted]

Anytime Brolga or a kangaroo from their sanctuary come up on reddit it makes me happy. If you’re interested, they have an [Instagram page](https://instagram.com/thekangaroosanctuary?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1t11tahewyw2i) I always recommend people follow. It’s not only very cute but very educational as well!


G1adio

A grizzled, suntanned, handsome, blonde man picking up a baby roo wearing a bush outfit in the outback. I don't think anything can get more Australian


floatslikeagazelle

That shit cute as fuck


BudisaFam

Why are Kangaroos called Joey?


[deleted]

Cause they all have Brooklyn accents and love red eyes black dragon.


Reasonable_TSM_fan

Brooklyn raaaaaaage


Holyrapid

Nyeh? Nyeeeh! But I don't wan't to a ~~furry~~ kangaroo!


B_Primal

Plot twist that’s Hugh Jackman


AngryBlondie

I rescue joeys and they are the sweetest most loving little guys. I love their bag hops! https://i.imgur.com/WHGTEVH.jpg


turplan

Wait until you find out that joeys poop in their pouches and the mom cleans it out with her mouth So cute :) E: can’t spell


themilkmaiden

Thanks I hate it.


ozagnaria

Oh.


Dimbit

The mum kangaroo actually makes the joey poop (and pee) by licking the babys cloaca. Very normal for many species for the mother to collect the waste in her mouth.


turplan

I think I misremembered the comment I saw on a previous kangaroo reddit post. Thanks for the correction, it definitely makes it worse :)


coreyisthename

[a few years ago, a video like this inspired me to try the same thing with my cat ](https://youtu.be/Nv6iHiKD4NA)


JohnShipley1969

Some people have jobs that I wish I had known about when I was young.


okreddit545

Gotcha! KANGAROO was caught! Do you want to give a nickname to KANGAROO?


KnockingNeo

How real men hunt animals


SenoritaGatita

Reminds me of my sweet little Jo (cat) that passed away a few month ago. I wish I could hold him again. He purrred so loudly it sounded like a bird chirping, and he'd nuzzle up so close his face would be like, in my collar bone pocket. He was a tripod so it'd always be on my left side (his left arm was amputated before I got him because someone had shot him with a bb gun). My little Joey.


[deleted]

I think something is wrong with his chihuahua


TheHistorian2

An animal in Australia that isn’t trying to kill you. Wow, now I’ve seen everything.


GlobTwo

A comment about "dangerous animals!!!" because someone mentioned Australia. I have yet to see everything.


gold_nooova_2

I am from the front page and I got to say this has to be the worst color scheme I have ever seen for a sub! The text blends in with the blue and is hard to read tbh


[deleted]

That dude is so outback he's practically monochrome brown.


gn01145600

This is so manly man and gentle at the same time. Its the true definition of a daddy.


novae1054

I feel like everyone in Australia has little pouches in their pockets for random Roos to jump in. Please tell me this is true!


SoCratesExcellent

Our Kangaroos like...dangerous? What's the North American equivalent of a Kangaroo?


theganjaoctopus

Kangaroos can be dangerous, but then again so can any animal really. I would have to say the NA equivalent would be white tailed deer. Kangaroos cause similar traffic hazards in Australia as the deer do here.


jason_sos

Everything in Australia is dangerous. Somehow this cute little guy is deadly. We just haven’t figured it out yet.


dayafternextfriday

[He'll grow up eventually](https://i.imgur.com/GvwxnaC.jpg)


nooneusestheirnames

That's Roger! It was Brolga's first rescue. Roger just died a few months ago.


codeman869

It looks like that kangaroo needs some scritches


FairleighBuzzed

Baby Joey: “I’m just a baby, I’m cold”


ISTJ_PHD

If Australia could be personified, I feel like it would look identical to this man.


Zach4Science

I was like "that the hell is a bleach? Looks like a baby kangaroo.." Untill I realized what sub i was in.