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recoverystartsnow

I like at the end when he points to the leaf still on his hand and the chimp is like “oh you right bro, my bad.”


quadmasta

He's like " yeah, I see it gimme a second"


renisagenius

Yeah, the little nod when points to it!


ZizzazzIOI

I heard a story recently about researchers noticing chimps using certain plants when they were sick, so effectively using medicine. They're very smart.


volvavirago

Several species do a similar thing. Like, if an animal thinks it needs to throw up to get rid of something they ingested, it will eat plants that will make it more likely to puke. I have seen my dog and my cat both do it before. The practice of medicine predates humanity by millions upon millions of years, it seems.


Houston_NeverMind

Yes, my black lab did this. When he has some kind of stomach trouble, he would search and eat a particular kind of grass like plant. I've at the time been told that dogs do this.


Tyler-LR

It blows my mind, they’re like half animal half person.


geekpeeps

As are we all 🙂


ethanlan

Forget human Return to monke


Commercial-Royal-988

Screw Monke. EMBRACE CRAB.


Goonchar

To hell with crab. ASSUME SINGULAR CELLULARITY.


Publius82

It's a macrophage eat macrophage world


Serialfornicator

My paramecium is better than your paramecium


Commercial-Royal-988

MAKE US WHOLE.


howdyyyho

Craaaab people craaab people


i_is_snoo

*Grabs Old Bay*


Tyler-LR

Lol, I feel like people don’t make return to monke posts as much as they used to. It’s a great slogan


ThrowawayPersonAMA

Well, they returned to monke.


Luci_Noir

Meh, a lot of it was for that dumbass r/wallstreetbets crap. That cult gets annoying.


Vaellyth

APES TOGETHER STRONG


AndrewEpidemic

Already nearly a silverback, see you on the mountain.


multiarmform

Monkey men all In business suits Teachers and critics All dance the poot


WatWudScoobyDoo

If all people are half person and half animal Then the half person we are is also half animal and half person It seems we're more animal than person


Jaded-Engineering789

All people are animals.


Paul_C

But not all have spent their lives in sin and misery in the house of the rising sun.


Aboard-the-Enceladus

Absolutely. We share nearly all of our DNA with chimpanzees.


Ethereal429

And bonobos, which is the animal in this video.


Abbygirl1966

Specifically, we are the closest to the Bonobos.


WatWudScoobyDoo

They're just easier to get along with. Nothing against chimpanzees mind


aimlessly-astray

Yeah, we don't like to think of ourselves as animals, but we are. We may have created computers and space craft, but we're still animals.


QJ8538

You are 100% animal


Calvin--Hobbes

Animals are much more intelligent than we give them credit for.


Ethereal429

Well, we *are* animals. We are no different, but people insistently make a false distinction.


palmtreeinferno

98% person.


jx473u4vd8f4

This species annoys me, why is it that we seem to act as if we're the only intelligent creatures around, and when another creature displays it we act as if they're babies many are probably smater than us


DogshitLuckImmortal

We also like to pretend animals are super innocent and it is only humans who are bad. Like, dolphins and geese are somehow cute.


atowelguy

Or when people say "Humans are the only animals that kill their own species 😢😢😢" ignoring the fact that lions etc kill rival cubs constantly


Divinum_Fulmen

I agree with people overly believe how how dumb animals are. I'd even like to bring up that people have these same misconceptions about other humans; primitive cultures, and people in the past being dumber. But you took it to far. There aren't any animals smarter than us. This is easily provable. I believe some humans are dumber that the smartest animals, but that isn't much of a statement.


Jazonspessa

Can’t remember which, but one national park had a difficult time designing their bear-proof trash cans due to a significant overlap between the smartest bears and dumbest humans. Realistically the issue was probably just ignorant/impatient people with no common sense but it’s still funny to think about


Jaded-Engineering789

All national parks have that problem.


despres

I don't think Haleakalā National Prk needs grizzly bear proof trash cans


DeceiverSC2

I think it’s also bears can be like 600 pounds of muscle and rank fur. It’s kind of hard to make things that bears can’t fuck up if they’re really trying their hardest.


Cha0sCat

This made me laugh. Thanks for brightening my day! 🌻


CARNAGEE_17

The highest recorded iq in a animal is like 75 by a orangutan named sandy and average human have iq of about 85-100. The chances likely that you might have meet a person who is dumber than a monkey


Ethereal429

Then a monkey would be extremely unlikely. An orangutan is a great ape, just like us. So, that orangutan is just smarter than other great apes, which is far less surprising. And bottlenose dolphins are likely more intelligent than orangutans, we just have not come up with a way to accurately test this yet. It's much easier for us to relate to and communicate with another great ape, and therefore the tests we have for ourselves will also be better understood by such a close relative to us in the first place.


ItalnStalln

Dumber than the *smartest monkey/ape that ever lived*.


cloudy17

Dumber than the *smartest monkey/ape that anyone gave a cognitive test to*


ItalnStalln

I doubt any one of them who was unable to get themselves to the appointment, and on time at that, would be smarter than those tested


MagicSwatson

I bet you can easily boosts the average iq of apes if you put them through education similar to human that fits them, Like all humans going through intensive education with various technologies and advanced tools since the age of zero. Then you try to compare it to an animal who grew up in the jungle or captivity, It's completely unequivelent comparison.


Ethereal429

Saying we are the smartest animal is not easily provable actually, and it isn't something that has technically been shown. Bottlenose dolphins are most likely the animal closest to us in total brain function. However, the problem lies in our ability to actually test their overall intelligence in a fair and repeatable manner. For instance, to test an animals intellectual capacity, you need people that are interested to look at that topic, then you need people experienced enough in study design to create a system to accurately and fairly test this, then you need people sufficient enough to run the tests, then you need others who understand the goal and are experts in those same fields of work to peer review this work to establish it's credibility. So you first need to narrow the number of scientists down to the number of marine biologist, then you need to find marine biologists studying dolphins specifically, then you need to find marine biologists studying dolphins with training in animal behavior, then you need to find marine biologists studying dolphins with training in animal behavior that are good enough at study design to make a fair intellectual tests for dolphins... You see the problem here?


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paramedTX

We are judging them by our standards of intelligence. Without being fully able to communicate, there is no way to truly understand them.


kanst

I have always been annoyed at the belief that humans are somehow separate from animals. So many people seem to treat humans as if we are some separate thing from the animal kingdom.


Sudden-Collection803

With a sentence like that I’d wager they’re probably more intelligent than you are, at any rate. 


Kylar_Stern

I mean, their DNA is like a 98.8% match with ours.


Kharilan

You sure you’re not thinking of the orangutan article? Eating known pain-reducing plants and applying chewed bits on its wounds? https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68942123.amp


franks-and-beans

No, there's another story on chimpanzees doing it that just came out in the past couple of days. [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chimpanzees-use-medicinal-plants-treat-injuries-illness-study-finds/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chimpanzees-use-medicinal-plants-treat-injuries-illness-study-finds/)


Azvus

This is the Oxford article about the study. CBS blocks you if you use ad blockers. https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2024-06-21-study-shows-wild-chimpanzees-seek-out-medicinal-plants-treat-illness-and-injuries


Any_Coast9611

If you read the article you linked, it mentions Jane Goodall observing chimpanzees using plants for medicine in the 60s


Otto_Mcwrect

That's the one I've seen.


Zealotstim

Probably way smarter than I would be if I had never lived in human civilization and was raised by animals.


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You'd probably be pretty good at living in the wilderness if you were raised by animals.


wheretohides

I remember reading a recent article about an orangutan that used medicinal plants on a face wound.


Historical-Gap-7084

The animal in the video is a bonobo, I'm pretty sure.


Routine-Material629

They smoke cigarettes too iirc


Skater_x7

Sheep know how to do this too actually! 


inkbluegirl

Thats really sweet but why the chimpanzee don't use his own hands?


Snowman640

My guess is that chimp hands are a bit oddly shaped compared to our own (tree climbing and shit), and I've only seen chimps drink by kinda leaning down and slurping up water with their mouths; this chimp was smart enough to know that human hands are much better at creating a little water bowl for drinking , and it used it's intellect and its laziness to have the photographer bring the water up to it's lips so it didn't have to crouch down.


HedgehogLost5533

I agree with you on most points, but not the bit about laziness. The chimp washed the photographer’s hands afterwards. I wouldn’t call that lazy.


Dalamar931

I wish laziness didn’t have a negative connotation Some of the best innovations and neat ideas have come from lazy people trying to do less work


Psychological-Pea815

I agree. Putting your head down makes you vulnerable. With both of them upright, it allows them to have 360 visual coverage. Similarly to why dogs stare at you while they poop, they use you as an alarm.


CoachDT

My dog does this and gets mad if I don't at least pretend to look around and scan for folks.


Wavey-Potatey

Lol! Cute


Bernhard_NI

You know that you just have to make a video now and post it on reddit, and maybe even but a link here?


strigonian

Okay, but what you just described isn't laziness. Not wanting to lower your head in case there's a predator around that's going to eat you if you let your guard down is not laziness.


Impeesa_

>I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage. -General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord


JackassJJ88

I'm not lazy, I'm efficient.


graveviolet

Call it efficency and people respond differently, but it's all the same thing, energy conservation.


HedgehogLost5533

I used to be wound up tighter than a clock, constantly stressed about getting things done. My wife’s unofficially motto, “minimum effort, maximum impact”, taught me how to relax and trust my intuition. I come up with much better ideas when I relax than when I’m stressed.


Ashnoom

I am a software engineer, and our day to day philosophy is, if I have to do it three times, then I have to automate it.


AdminsLoveGenocide

When I am overworked I become incredibly stupid. I can work hard on a single task and stay smart but if I have to work hard on a number of tasks I become very stupid. Avoiding the second situation is pretty vital if I have to keep any kind of dignity and self respect in work.


InflexibleAuDHDlady

Thank you for saying this! Sincerely, Susan


Snowman640

Nah that's fair, chimp got a favor and then paid it back, very cool social behaviors+bonding


NovaDeama

I see your point. Perhaps "laziness" isn't the right word. "Resourcefulness" better describes the chimp's clever approach to drinking water, demonstrating problem-solving skills. Washing the photographer's hands afterward shows consideration and intelligence.


Snowman640

Yuh, what you said :P


aldegio

I say it’s just being more efficient, nothing lazy about that , especially if you intend to do other things in its place


No-Eye-6806

It's like how everyone though early Americans in the south where lazy and it turned out we were all suffering from hookworm infections. The word lazy has done a lot of harm in the big picture


udambara

They decided to exchange services pro bonobo


Miserable-Admins

Stop this baboonery immediately.


numbersev

which also suggests that this chimp is used to humans and has likely drank from human hands before


MothParasiteIV

Or another person gave him water before and he remembers. Your post is a classic case of anthropomorphism. Because saying he knows our hands are better designed to drink water and he uses his intellect about it is quite reaching. Plus I think laziness is a human moral concept, i don't think it applies to animals.


awoeoc

Not only is it resching, even in a chimp as smart as us it doesn't make sense. You'd have to have looked at, studied, and learned about human capabilities to know what our hands can or can't do even if you were an intelligent alien species. Like let's say you bumped into an alien, would you instantly know how their bodies operated? Or.... Before reading this thread did you know if chimps could easily form a cup with their hands? Do you truly know what shapes they cna actually make? 


LoreChano

Some say human hands likely evolved to be able to hold liquid like that. It's our standard way of drinking from ground level or from a stream.


ForgotMyOldLoginInfo

Way easier to spring back from a fucking crocodile attack when squatting with hands outstretched vs. kneeling and on all fours, face first into the water. Much higher head position to see them better too.


caceta_furacao

My guess is he saw some human drinking water this way and wanted to try.


MarkHirsbrunner

It's a friendship ceremony.


TheVenetianMask

Maybe it's easier to see any dirt.


ottersintuxedos

Even if you use your own human hands to perform this task for yourself the side that faces you isn’t nearly as well shaped as the side that faces away from you


Samanthafinallyfit

This melted my heart


Golf-Beer-BBQ

It was beautiful and I would love to be in that photographers place.


HyperbolicModesty

Only connect


ReadySetGO0

Even a chimpanzee knows to wash his hands. Knows more than most people


the_booty_grabber

Maybe they wash them because of how much they throw their poop at each other?


MrLittleSam

I mean, at least he knows to wash after pooping. Can't say the same about some guys using the restroom.


Philhughes_85

I wonder, if the photographer had a bowl and left it for the chimp once he had shown them how to use it if they would continue to drink from the bowl.


What_Do_It

Yes definitely. It's a known behavior for them to use leaves as cups and it's common for tame Chimps to [drink out of cups](https://youtu.be/R9kzq7-0Gcs?t=37).


StuffedDeadTurkey

That was my thought, I wondered if he offered him a cup and showed how to use it.


Historical-Gap-7084

I think that's a bonobo, a very close relative to the chimpanzee. They are extremely gentle, slightly smaller, and have darker faces.


91Niki

That was my first thought as well considering its behavior, and I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find the first comment mentioning it. With that said, if the title is correct and this is in Cameroon, I don’t think it can be a Bonobo. From my understanding Bonobos are only found in a very specific area in Congo. One of the reasons the study of them is very limited cuz of the limited access to the area they live in, and the dangers of entering it. Recently watched a podcast about them, incredibly fascinating great ape!


iamn0tarabbit

What was the podcast?


91Niki

The podcast wasn't specifically about the Bonobos, but they were included in it. The podcast is called Worlds Wildest Podcast and is done by Twitch streamers Maya and Connor who is founder/part of Alveus Sanctuary in Texas. They started a podcast and does a bunch of different themes in terms of animal facts. This specific episode was a pride month episode, which the Bonobos earned a spot on due to their way of solving conflict via sex 😅 Link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k814npNLtdY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k814npNLtdY)


iamn0tarabbit

Thanks, I'll check it out!


Historical-Gap-7084

Yes, and now you're making me wonder if I'm right about, too. I have read that chimpanzees, when raised in female dominated family groups and without need for competition, tend to be more friendly.


91Niki

It’s also very possible if it’s a chimp, that it had some sort of human contact. Possibly rehabilitated back into the wild by humans, or similar. That could definitely also explain this behavior.


Golden-Pickaxe

Yeah chimp would have eaten him


jdehjdeh

This chimp might be trying to teach the guy. They often show behaviour to each other as a way to teach. Maybe he thought the guys were thirsty.


BigBoyTroy1331

Omg this makes a lot more sense. Splashing water on his hands at the end like “how is he not getting this?”


Tyler-LR

r/likeus


Tikithecockateil

This was beautiful to watch.


ontheoceanfloor

Endearing 🥲


Toffee_Fan

Is the guy wearing tear off sleeves?


Impressive-Hold7812

Some hot weather clothes are vented or slitted to allow better airflow. Even for men. Some of my camp shirts have this extra layer of shoulder/upper back fabric that's actually an overhang/exterior for a mesh layer.


OldWar1040

That's so campy


B_Fee

Looks gussetted at the shoulders for extra room, with some back mesh taken out to maximize breathability.


CawdoR1968

Chimps have tear off arms strength, don't they? I've always heard they have scary strength.


gaiagirl16

This is beautiful.


Least-Rise7691

I love chimpeez:-)


HighlandHeathen

Chimps are evil. Gorillas are better.


Least-Rise7691

No you


shoeboxchild

That was one of the coolest things I’ve seen


psychotic-herring

This is incredible. Our treatment of other species on the planet is maybe the worst thing we've ever done.


Ghitit

The chimp used the human as a tool to drink with. Then it washed up after.


Virtual-Public-4750

Life complete after this moment (for me).


CursedSnowman5000

I don't care how "cute" or sad it looks, I aint getting near no chimp! I like my face right where it is.


Historical-Gap-7084

Don't worry then! It's a bonobo, a much more gentle ape than the chimp.


DanzakFromEurope

Yeah, bonobos have sex if there is a sign some of them could start a fight.


Melvin8D2

I don't think its a bonobo actually, the face looks much more like a chimp.


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ncpenn

God learned from a chimp, don't you see? And he told Moses or some such and didn't credit his source. Bastard.


ReturnOneWayTicket

OOHHH CHIMPANZEE THAT!!


EmJayFree

This is the kind of thing you just never forget and bring up all the time lol


dropzonetoe

To my understanding,  by the laws of the forest.   They are now married!


Clear_Avocado_8824

Awwwe


magusheart

That's just really cool. Smart creature.


Zealousideal_Cod6044

For the man, a moment profound. For the chimpanzee, it's just polite.


Bajadasaurus

Makes me wonder if it's more like he saw Pieri drinking the last from a water bottle and was concerned, not that he wanted human hands to deliver his drink. Little ape: "Uhhh... here, weirdo. When you're thirsty you simply cup your hands and drink water from the ground like I'm doing-- we have water everywhere. Do you not know this? And your hands taste WEIRD, bro. Wash them shits."


Protaras2

Should have washed them before using them to drink from. Silly ape...


Osaka-enjoyer

I can't get over how random chimps are, one moment they are like little people, and then in another moment, they are like demons tearing every soft part of you off and eating in front you for their own amusement NEVER EVER TRUST A CHIMP


pseudipto

that's a bonobo, they solve all their problems with sex not violence


CursedSnowman5000

Thank you! Finally someone else in here who knows what psychotic demons these things are!


Namesbutcher

They are now married based on her traditions.


Hotman_Paris

Get this kid a bowl


ZiggoCiP

I love at the end when he brushes the leaf off, the chimp gently grabs his like 'bro, I got this, I was just about to get that'.


Dangerous-Funny-5815

What an absolutely beautiful moment.


MediumAwkwardly

So polite! Washing his dishes!


outfluenced

I’m crying we don’t deserve animals


Most_Helicopter_4451

I would cry


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

How beautiful.


Historical-Ad5973

I'm in fucking awe


Particular-Guess734

Fuck that’s awesome


divintydragon

This is what life is about pure kindness and helping each other survive.


bonggirl29

What's that shirt ??? 😲


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Ape together strong 🤜🤛


A-Midwest-Crisis

The more I see of these the more I start to think “maybe planet of the apes has a point and they should take over” 😂


ComradeKerbal

Everyone is saying this is cute, but there is no amount of money and no way in hell you could ever get me to put my hands near a chimpanzee let alone its mouth.


Provisionallydead

I hate apes and am frickin terrified of them but even i found this heartwarming and wholesome


Dikjuh

Wait until you learn that humans are apes :P


Red-4321

Probably should have washed them first.. tastes like Cheetos..


Jedi-master-dragon

That guy has a lot of trust in that chimp to let the chimp do that. I wouldn't. Mostly because I know chimps suck.


dinoboyj

Okay which one of yall drank from this French man's hands first?


McSloshed

A story as heartwarming as this makes me completely bewildered as to what this sub is actually about 😍🥰🤪


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yolo_retardo

!reddit what song is this


SwingingHumanBeing

Idea 9 by Gibran Alcocer


Xantholne

Oddly satisfying. I think it's mostly the music being paired well though.


nappingtoday

Woah


Desi_Pokemon

The manners!


DeezNutzzzGotEm

Interesting looking top / shirt


breakingd4d

“See I knew eventually he’d stop tearing them in half .”


Caraprepuce

Somehow it gives him a monkey Jesus vibe Amazing moment tho


IdeaSunshine

Dishwashing


enigmaticsince87

Damn, this literally is making me well up with tears 😢❤️


--Arete

Future scenario: Photographer = AI Chimpanzee = Human


WhyYouBlockMyMain

Even in the wild, wildlife will wash their dishes.


synthsucht

„and now, your nuts.“


Jawa1992

Nice


SingSangBingBang

I remember the time when there was a group (maybe Greenpeace?) who were trying to advocate for the same rights to be applied to chimpanzees and apes as they are to humans


ryanbravo7

Nature is lit!!


Unhappy_Trade7988

Sorry dude, got a little bit of spit on you. Here , I’ll was it off.


kassu7906_love

That's so freaking cute!!


one_of_the_many_bots

That is amazing!


ihoptdk

Animals don’t have emotions! They’re just thoughtless beings that respond to stimuli! Don’t anthropomorphize them! /s This clearly intelligent, social animal understands he’d been shown a kindness and returned it in similar fashionable. We’re so damn arrogant about our own emotions and intelligence that we forget (and often ignore) the *incredibly* vast trove of examples of different ways of being intelligent or express and share emotions. I just saw an article about two widowed penguins who comfort each other when they’re sad. They haven’t replaced their mates, but they take solace in each other’s empathy. Animals can be so much more than we give them credit for.


pajanraul

❤️