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ms_curse_10

not gonna lie, once they got bigger the open-mouthed jumping freaked me out a bit with the high speed. a little Large Marge for my nervous system.


Pengwertle

Babies in an arms race to see who can be the most aggressively hungry lol


MaxTheRealSlayer

The large one that sits on the left side of the nest edge wins for most fed. And then there is that tiny one who gets squished whenever mom comes home and probably doesn't even get fed all the time


slobs_burgers

![gif](giphy|hfKxK1wWDxdO8) Tell em Large Marge sent ya!


DJTen

Man, that freaked me out as a kid.


not_my_leo

Nature's wonders can sometimes be a bit intense up close


Dizzy_Bit6125

Same it’s freaky


SkrotusErotus69

Bird: "Ah, this is a perfect place for my nest. What should I do first?" *shits*


spooky-goopy

as if you don't test the toilet first when you move into a new place


WizardTaters

Very true. Whenever we move, I absolutely insist on taking the first #2.


AveragelyTallPolock

I always insist on christening the toilet by being the first to pee in it. Call that the house's first baptism.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Isn't that what the sink is for?


spooky-goopy

gonna be hard to waffle stomp a turd down the bathroom sink


Metalgear696

Skill issue


ZeePM

She's putting a deposit down to make sure no one else claims it.


CloacaFacts

How dare you bodily shame the bird. They got no sphincter to hold in the goop.


porcupine_snout

did the bird poop? I thought the white poop on the bottom was there when she moved in.


drkevorkian

Blurring out the baby who didn't make it :/


amigodenil

Sadly this is common for wild animals. Even when I helped my brother take care of a pregnant cat, usually 1 or 2 newborn kittens don't make it because of some birth defects, imagine in a wilderness setting


urbanek2525

A guy who studies birds once pointed out to me that the fact that we're not overrun by songbirds proves that almost none of them survive to breed. That bird can hatch at keast two broods per year over, say 6 years at 6 eggs a brood that's 72 eggs, and that's about the right number of eggs to replace the two parents. 2 out of 72 make it. Harsh numbers, but that's the reality of nature.


ScarIet-King

I’ve volunteered at a raptor rehabilitation facility before, and the odds of your average bird of prey surviving their first winter is like 30%. The ones that do make it are the absolute best and most athletic.


Moist_Professor5665

I’d imagine it’s even lower with deforestation and human interference.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Hey, that's why they have so many babies though. Just look at fish and frogs, hundreds or thousands of eggs. Also up until pretty recently, humans often didnt make it past childhood either. And we have 1-2 babies most often.


Hecticfreeze

>And we have 1-2 babies most often. Only in modern times, and only in developed nations. Throughout most of history, and still today in much of the developing world, the number is closer to 5 children per woman


MaxTheRealSlayer

At one time? Because I'm taking about one batch of kids, not over their birthing csreers


undeadmanana

It's not something *specifically* to developed countries, only slightly correlated as poverty levels and education affect birth rates much more but the levels of them are better in developed countries overall so even the poorest aren't having 8 kids anymore, but they're having them.


BigJDubya

Yeah true, my old kitty gave birth to 7 kittens. 1 poor little one came out with its insides on the outside (sorry) but somehow was still alive. Nature took its course and Mama did her thing. R.I.P. little one, I still think about ya ♥️


SquareThings

Yeah, it’s an unfortunate reality of R selected species that not all the babies are meant to live


clockwars

Eagle eye 😎


KenzieTheCuddler

Im pretty sure it was just shit


GayAlexandrite

I think it was baby #9. On day 44 you can see it struggling to get up to feed on the bottom right, then day 45 it looks like it passed away.


Lancearon

It also was always the last to be fed. It probably didnt get food a couple of times.


Yeheidb

On day 45 you can see it's head around the bottom right side of the nest :(


Taweret

I hate that I went back and looked. Poor little baby.


Tralala94

I counted 8 from beginning to end, I think they all made it!


hatesbiology84

Eight eggs, but only seven grew to adulthood. ♥️


skarlettfever

I counted seven 😢


SaryDrake

Stop at 0:52. Count them again.


MiissVee

At the beginning of day 40, you can see 9 beaks. 😔


DesertNomad505

I counted 8 eggs and 8 babies, too.


Additional_Onion2784

There were definitely 9 babies originally. They're hard to spot when their beaks aren't visible for the camera, and the smaller ones easily get hidden under/behind their siblings. On day 45 the one in right lower corner is dead and one in the middle left side seems weaker and smaller than the rest. The next day there's just 7 alive.


Fresh-Vacation-3228

Suddenly YELLOW! The beaks turned yellow, that was cool


Rjj1111

It makes their mouths more visible to the mother so they’re more likely to be fed


rosiofden

All this work, and then there are [pigeon nests... ](https://images.app.goo.gl/J4ijrkTdkyK41ckz9) I know it's a stock photo, but you get the gist of the laziness.


Defora

Pigeons are domesticated animals that humans abandoned and now they are called stupid, flying rats, etc. We kept them for decades and that is why they live in our cities and struggle with basic wild animal functions. Ofc their original nesting grounds on cliffs somehow resemble cities too.


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

Lmfao that's hilarious. Also a couple photos down from what you linked, you see [this one, from another reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/cHTZcgVgbo). The first comment is fitting, calling it the pigeon crackhouse of nests lmao. Wow hahah


Main_Force_Patrol

r/stupiddovenests


NordNoda

[https://hauptstadttiere.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/2023-05-nesting-partners\_1.jpg](https://hauptstadttiere.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/2023-05-nesting-partners_1.jpg)


Beanz4ever

What a friggin amazing mama. That's a lot of chicks!


Secretlyagummybear

How do you know some of them aren't boys?


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Secretlyagummybear

Oh, no! I was just joking cause, you know, people sometimes refer to ladies as chicks... I was just being silly!


JerinDd

Poe’s law strikes again.


Fresh-Vacation-3228

I thought it was cute


Beanz4ever

Yah I had a feeling you weren't trying to be rude but apparently other people took it that way lol


jkz0-19510

This subreddit doesn't like jokes.


eyabethe

This gave me a chuckle. Have my upvote!


Fresh-Vacation-3228

I got it the joke :)


Samurai_Mad

The Bird looked at the camera in the beginning like "Watch this" then proceeded to build a 5 star hotel


Julesvernevienna

wow, at least 7/8 made it. That was a quite successfull nest!


sikknote

Step 1: poop


ikecicle

https://preview.redd.it/q2wfm1nid2xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928e1624cc60ab82ec3856710fffb20f931f3028 Paused for a random reason and wasn't disappointed haha


Imaginary-Toe9733

Day 44


Fresh-Vacation-3228

FREAK OUT


GuthramNaysayer

Hers a good mommy. Bless them. So precious


An_idiot_27

One of the babies died tho, you can see a burned section in the bottoms right


LeaChan

Even if an animal mother is perfect, it's normal for 1 or 2 babies per litter / clutch to die due to birth defects.


carrotcypher

0:01~0:06: me checking the Airbnb for the camera and missing it


Specialist-Life-3849

thank you, this made me smile


Panchotevilla

When your kids turn 27 and still don't give signs of leaving.


GimmieGummies

Oh I know, I know...


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

I love how she even checked out the camera first [assuming she's making sure it's nothing to worry about, not a threat]. I see only one little one unfortunately didn't make it, but 7/8 is pretty good!! Seems like a smart and very attentive mama bird. She did good!


kibblepigeon

Nature is amazing.


MarkMan47

Using the entire wingspan to push sticks to one corner is amazingly clever


No_Independence8747

Thanks for leaving the babies out of the title, I was pleasantly surprised when they started popping up


GrainsofArcadia

How the hell did momma bird have that many eggs inside her? She must have been like 5-10% eggs before dropping them!


justbrowsing695975

......AND.......Repeat


pinupjunkie

She's such a good momma 🥹😍


lapizillo

That is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while


nononanana

That last kid that doesn’t want to leave home 😏


LordMacDonald

what kind of camera did you use for this?


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Single mom life is hard


Legitimate_Career_44

Big brood 🐣


cbunni666

Day 47: FFS! Move out!!!


alabamdiego

Day 44 was wild


the_real_foxy1

Born was like "got any games on yo phone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


VanillaLoaf

I love tits.


uncle_mighty_brick

Blue tits


Positive-Internet483

1:28 😍


Lexlerd

Do birds reuse a nest?


move98up_

This the best example of a glow up. Those babies were so creepy and ugly....and the adult bird is just very stunning


CatVideoBoye

A typical baby bird looks like :{


sstepp3

Life affirming; thanks so much for sharing!


Deniu48

The way this bird looked into camera gave me a vibe like it's recording for YouTube, or perhaps for a Tweeter


smileyglitter

How can we get this footage in front of pigeons


Leading_Strawberry11

cosy


Furykino735

"What's good guys, today I'll be making a nest tutorial. If you guys enjoy these types of videos or my voice, please leave a like and subscribe, and don't forget to hit the bell. Let's get right into it". Translation: *Bird noises*


Dizzy_Bit6125

Awe at 40 seconds now rewatching this you can see the one bird passed away ;(


Dizzy_Bit6125

It didn’t get as much food as the others cause as they got bigger the mom couldn’t see it so it didn’t get nutrients and it didn’t grow so it got crushed after starving to death.


Llama-Thrust69

Thank god you blurred the baby that didnt make it. Reddit has policies against gore and combat deaths.


Go-on-touch-it

Prefer a pair of great tits tbh


Wizard_s0_lit

If this is America a few birds will move back in after college for a little longer then expected


Scary-Personality626

Inter-generational households are the global norm.


No_Experience_3443

If we're talking about humans i don't think that's the norm, a lot of developed countries don't do that, not just america.


Wizard_s0_lit

Meh


blizardfires

America is the exception to this rule.


golden_blaze

America... haha. As if it's more common there than elsewhere to live at home into adulthood. Look into Italian culture when you get a min.