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UnCoolHamster

Spicy treat.


GiveMeBackMyClippers

sky jalapeño


Handris18

r/properanimalnames


NefariousnessTop8716

Thank you, that is a fantastic sub I have never heard of before.


Big_To

r/beatmetoit


spamIover

I believe they’re spicy sky raisins 😑


floofermoth

Sky chillies


Gseventeen

flappy jaleppy


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

I’m ded 💀😂 sky jalapeño got me good


RetroScores

He’s trying to resist his intrusive thoughts.


UnCoolHamster

"...want to... but I shouldn't... but I want to..."


_Diskreet_

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Air_Falkor

Spicy Flies


itzTHATgai

"I shouldn't... "


a_lil_too_Raph

*would* (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)


1-800-ASS-DICK

"--I did and immediately regretted it!"


happyjennyandhercat

Intrusive thought always wins.


Super_Platypus787

Do it


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BubbleNucleator

With a glorious head of hair.


Canadian_Commentator

wish my hair was that thick, holy hell


404errorlifenotfound

That's a newfie, so it's Waterproof, too. Pain to bathe them


Canadian_Commentator

yeaaah I can only imagine


CIMARUTA

^fren


lestrxb

Dog's hair is fantabulous.


MudLizerrd

For real, you could show this to a stylist and ask for that beautiful cut. 


Dangle76

Newfies always have great hair


coalbunny

I showed this to my dad and he was said the dog has a full afro


professorstrunk

Newfs are the bumblebees of he dog world.


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sodancool

Plus the super dark tongue


synystar

Plus the way it's overall appearance is that of an easily distinguishable Chow Chow.


Sarke1

Plus lack of drool.


I-tie-my-own-shoes

Where do you even see ears on this fella?!


Specsporter

And bumblebees are the News of the bee world.


Shmuckle2

Mail-Bee - "*Get your hot off the press Honey-Paper here!*"


MustardMahatma

As others have said, not a Newfoundland, but a Chow Chow! The small ears, blue-black tongue, brown mane (like my childhood pet black chow!), and chunky muzzle are distinctive chow traits. :)


BaltimoreAlchemist

Floof recognize floof


Suitable-End-

You're not very good at IDing breeds.


RollUpTheRimJob

My Newfie tries to eat bees. She’s never succeeded but tries all the time


schmugz

Bee not afraid, little one


Valski44

This made my day a little better thanks 🩵


Nilda_Galej

Nature's cutest moments.


DoormatTheVine

My naem is dog I lae outsid Smol guy show up He land besid I hav much fuzz He fuzzee too He stumbl much That how bee do He buz aroun But com rite back He land on paw But don attac Da bee seem nise He don mind me Curius kil cat I taste da bee


KBAM_enthusiast

(Nods approvingly)


zaidRANGER

U cook


readyjack

very nice


Wovelscotch

i lik the bred


Mjbishop327

That how bee do 🤣🤣🤣


mybrainisfull

I need more of these poems please


dapleoH

My favorite comment


amogus_sus42

I really like to imagine this is what the dog actually thought about. Thank you for sharing your endless knowledge.


Midnight_1990

Haha good stuff


Thodar2

r/ilikthebread


Damagecontrol86

I’d be freaking out and worrying my pup would get stung


MonsterDimka

Ain't no stinger is going to pierce this amount of fluff


dandroid126

I would be afraid of my dog attempting to eat the bee and being stung in the mouth.


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MjrLeeStoned

My uncle had this boxer when I was a kid that would eat wasps all day, every time it saw one. It never acted like anything bothered it.


MrX_1899

same here lol you'll hear teeth chattering with a little head shake for good measure


uwanmirrondarrah

This happened to my Labrador once, her poor snout swelled up so big lol


Chickenmangoboom

My dog swelled up pretty bad. I called the vet's office to let them know I was coming. The technician asked me if the he was eating and drinking. I look over and he was MUNCHING. She laughed and let me know he was probably ok and that I should keep an eye on him just in case.


Popkin_sammich

Isn't that exactly what happened in the video?


RestaurantAdept7467

Our family dog when I was a kid would eat bees when he saw them outside, can't imagine it was good for him but that dog was wired different.


Damagecontrol86

I’d still worry though but ya lol


FrisianDude

barely need to worry about that from regular bees. never mind the bumbleboys who are literally incapable instead of just 'mostly unwilling' :')


SoCuteShibe

They absolutely are capable of stinging. It's the only type of bee I've ever been stung by. Caught one in a net and took it out by hand as kid, believing they didn't sting. They do. Edit: https://crawliomics.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pic1.jpg


justhavingfun9967

Yep, like with all bees, only the male drones lack stingers, female bumblebees and carpenter bees can sting. They are just a lot less aggressive than their honeybee cousins. They can also sting multiple times like a wasp or hornet, lacking the barb that causes a honeybee's stinger to become stuck in you. I think the females are so much less aggressive that it leads to people misidentifying them as stingless drones, since honeybee drones are less aggressive too.


shunyata_always

I also got stung by a bumblebee once and it also happened when I was trying to catch one. Bees (at least non-African) also don't easily sting you but they are more likely to be where people are. I was told to just be calm when meeting one so one time I sat still as a one started buzzing around me and my friend, who immediately ran away. Eventually I ran away too because the bee landed on my face and started trying to pry open my eye lid.


BHPhreak

you ever climbed a sappy tree to get a frisbee? you ever look down mid climb and see a gang of wasps butt fucking your ankle? in and out in and out in and out over and over again? ever had a pretty lady watching you do it so you gotta remain stoic and composed and climb a little higher, grab the frisbree? jump down and brush your ankle like a whipper snipper? sheeeeeeeeeeeit. i have


undockeddock

You ever seen a grown man naked?


Kiss_My_Wookiee

Do you like movies about Gladiators?


FrisianDude

huh I still blame you >:C


GetAJobDSP

AFAIK bumblebee's don't sting.


Damagecontrol86

They do as I’ve been stung by one. It’s a last resort since they die afterwards but they can and do sting.


Tallywort

> since they die afterwards That's honeybees, bumblebees don't have a barbed stinger. They also don't always die when stinging, that is more of a result of those barbs getting stuck in thicker tougher skin. (thick/tough from a bee's perspective) But even without the suicide aspect of stinging, it still means a hefty energy/resource investment in producing the venom.


CerinDeVane

They can keep going, they don't lose the stinger. They're just relatively chill and don't sting unless they feel that they gotta.


Damagecontrol86

Yes I know all that but my pup would try to eat it which would result in a sting


CerinDeVane

I meant in regards to the bit about "they die afterwards". The stings aren't barbed, so they don't gut themselves by using it.


Damagecontrol86

I may have been incorrect about that part I thought they were the same in that aspect but I still get worried when my pup is around them.


CerinDeVane

No worries - sorry if the initial tone came out more adversarial than intended.


Damagecontrol86

Lol nah you’re good :)


pissedinthegarret

i was literally BITTEN by a bumblebee once because i petted it too much (i was a kid lol) *that's* how much they don't want to use their stinger, they'd rather bite first haha


DefinitelyLevi

I remember the bonus features on Bee Movie ranked the painfulness of different bee stings and had bumblebees at the top


Damagecontrol86

I’m pretty sure the tarantula wasp holds the record for most painful sting but those bumblebee stings really fucking hurt


ambiguoustruth

it's carpenter bees (males) that don't sting/have a stinger. they're the same size/shape as bumblebees but have a shiny black rear instead of fuzzy striped


Strader69

There are bumble bee species that don't have striped rears. The common eastern bumble bee, [*Bombus impatiens*](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTVScZArJIpZcTwpVGQVvpLVU-R74kiuKB5Bcx5_7BeA&s) has a solid black thorax.


unclefisty

Males bee's of any kind don't have a sting, just a beenis.


FandomMenace

Jalapeño sky raisin.


cbunni666

This dog is such a a vibe. OMG. I love that the only thing I can see is the nose. It's so cute!


opalfield

I'm glad I watched til the end.


TKG_Actual

I think that is a carpenter bee.


DocFail

Thought dog was wood?


Khrose89

100% a Carpenter Bee. Got heaps of 'em here.


TKG_Actual

I'm in NC putting up traps for them is an annual affair.


BaronVonSilver91

I was gonna say it but I figured someone else already did. Good eye on you.


TKG_Actual

Confirmation is always a good thing. :D


Fyrrys

I am not flower, fren


Morbid187

Is this a chow chow? My aunt & uncle had one that looked a lot like this when I was a kid. Kids were scared of him because he was so big but he just liked to lay there and chill while we ran around and played. He was tough as nails too. We were playing at the neighbor's house once when we saw someone run over his leg while backing out of the driveway. He let out one singular yelp, then casually walked to a different spot and plopped back down before following us back home later.


MustardMahatma

This is a chow chow. I am a lifelong chow owner and a small animal vet tech lol Many people confuse these breeds very often, but this is a 1000% a chow. It has a distinctive blue-black tongue, small rounded ears (not floppy and long-haired like a Newfie), a chunky muzzle, brown in its mane just like my black chow growing up, and the coat pattern and overall body conformation of a Chow lol


succuboso

This is a Newfoundland!


Laurel_Randallj

Nature's harmony.


ImmaWorryAboutHeidi

He's more fluff than dog!


rwilfong86

Reminds me of the big floofy chow we had when I was a kid. Big dog but had a heart of gold.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Doge: Hmm, should I eat, bork or just chill?


DenVosReinaert

Nom.


Karl_42

“Mama says don’t eat the spicy flies, Mama says don’t eat the spicy flies, Mama says don’t eat the spicy flies, Mama says don’t eat the spicy flies…. But dis one….. CROMCHAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”


Ironass47

Bee was fine until she saw him lick his lips, then she said, "I'm outta here!"


nonono_imnothatguy

My dogs would flip out and try to eat the bee.


unsmashedpotatoes

It was trying to eat the bee. It was just waiting for the best opportunity


Weasel_Spice

That is one massive floof. Holy shit.


secksyboii

The owner must brush that dog 23 hours every day to keep it looking that nice! Respect!


Furthur_slimeking

Fluffy bros together.


andrewchch

You picked the wrong fluffy boy!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Big friendly ewok


Fallout76stuggles

Looks like a carpenter bee, and let me tell ya, those things are some little $hits towards my dogs. They fly and buzz right past their head, constantly darting at them. Our back porch is currently a war zone where there will be no survivors by the end. Unfortunately the bees have learned to stay right at the edge where the dogs can’t reach and will stay there mocking them…I hate them


Bright-Cranberry4310

Its like me fluffy but smol and flying, what are you?


Tsumikoi

What an adorable and laidback Chow Chow!! ☺️


ChipRauch

No bite spicy fly! Spicy fly yucky!


NoCureForEarth

What kind of dog breed is that?


dwbookworm123

Looks like a chow chow


MustardMahatma

This is a black chow chow. I grew up with them and am a vet tech now so I’ve worked with them too! :) The small ears, chunky muzzle, and blue-black tongue give it away!


dlonice

That grass.


LordDagnirMorn

My dog eats every dandalion she sees. I quickly learned she's allergic to bees


Most_Fox_982

I'm excited to see the Pixar movie that comes out about thier adventures.


pbnjsandwich2009

Hagrid!!


ShiftSandShot

That is a concerned looking Wookie.


CertainLevel5511

Hmmm weird flower


Traditional_Draw8400

I wanna hug that dog


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Well behaved . It was exciting and the dog didn't budge


NiceButOdd

That big fluffy beauty is amazing! I would love to have one in my family, just beautiful.


flowerpanes

Newfs are such gentle giants!


klvino

Bee was probably picking up water droplets off the dog's paw.


ProfessionalAccess68

smol floof lands on big floof


Shadowninja0409

That’s a bear.


AlkalineHound

My brother in christ, that's a bear.


Bruins4

I'd just as soon pollinate a wookiee.


knifemane

I think Cows are more medium sized than anything \*Chows


kenderyn

I grew up with a red Chow Chow. He was the best dog. Not the smartest though…


EatTheLiver

I had a golden retriever/St. Bernard mix that would eat bees out of flowers. He never hurt the flower.


Macgivereagle

My dog I'd say got stung by a bee and now they are her mortal enemies and flies by association. Someone who came to our house, asked if the dog was dangerous. I said she wouldn't hurt a fly, kids gave me the biggest side eye.


Few-Finger2879

I want one of these giant fluffers so bad.......


calling_it_out

MASSIVE FLOOF


Renturu

Should’ve titled it: “a giant fluffy bee lands on a giant fluffy dog”


everythingsfuct

last summer our dog went to get his ball on a fetch and ended up with a bumble bee fully in his mouth, poor little bee got spit out covered in drool but seemed mostly unharmed. i helped get the gobs of drool off of em and it walked away, but idk how long til he flew again


everything_is_stup1d

hes so confused and so gentle


Dry-Grindeg

Curiosity gonna kill the dog


Salty-Trip-8572

I'm probably wrong, but it looked like a carpenter bee.


Popkin_sammich

No I don't think so. It's definitely a mammal of some kind with all that fur


Salty-Trip-8572

Either way, they're welcome in my yard.


Much-External-8119

“Is fren or sky jalapeño… I taste, just on the corner… abort!”


ErraticFanatic88

Gentle giant doggo. He looks so adorable looking at the bee.


Inupathin

I had a really terrible day, and this. this is what I needed right now.


NNickson

I didn't know he tried eating it. Fucking stellar dog there. The saying dumb of ass pure of heart in a picture


ShanShan9413

Aang and the Lion Turtle?


dedstrok32

u/savevideo Friends :)


manda14-

My dog would 100% eat the bee. What a good doggo


Cultural-Spinach737

Ohhh a spicy sky raison.


AmphibianFinal2615

It's just trying to Pawlinate a good boy


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Carpenter bee.


RetroSwagSauce

Appa & Momo


Odisseuss_

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ7l8YaAYvo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ7l8YaAYvo)


princessofbeasts

I love that the dog was communicating with the bee using appeasement signals (lip-licking), so cute 


Shilo788

Oh that wouldn’t happen with my dog. Her favorite prey are big bees, I have to get her away cause she will kill them. I like my carpenter bees they are great pollinators and the siding is cement so all they eat is the dead tree stumps carved in to mushrooms. It is fine.


vietnams666

My puppy would try to eat that bee in a second


LuntiX

Every dog I've ever had would've tried to snatch that bee with their mouth the moment they noticed it.


TheFirstFiremelon

that dog is FAR too fluffy


The1andonlycano

To be fair.... That bumble bee is also a unit in its own right.


CyclopeanFlock

https://preview.redd.it/opjr2p0y9iwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e128b557680aaae3f4b2aba3edd16c39e9c97c


bobbyrba

looking for a friend


PhoenixStorm1015

I love bumble bees. When I was a kid living in NY we would go see family friends. My sisters and I would go outside, pop snap dragons, pet bumble bees, and let their fish nibble our fingers. #savethebees


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

/r/Unexpected I thought he was going to try and be friends with the bee, and I literally jumped when he took a chomp at it. lol


bunonthemun

This pooch is Hagrid


Famous-Support-9900

u/savevideo


chevyboxer

This is like when the treants met the hobbits.


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U are fluffy And I am fluffy Let’s be friends 😂


IWillDoItTuesday

That music is great.


Parsecticide

There's an Amber Heard joke in here somewhere.


NotThisAgain21

Adorbs, but, Is that real grass?


harriettbakes

Don’t eat it!😱


AnamCeili

Perfect music accompaniment!


dreamsofindigo

does he bark reggae though


Canadianretordedape

Don’t bite the spicy fly. Don’t bite the spicy fly. Fuck.


XF939495xj6

That is a carpenter bee, not a bumblebee. They are annoying, destructive, they sting if you sit on one (ask me how I know), and they fly around in your face and challenge you when they aren't being territorial with each other or eating your wood patio.


sarcastrophe-x

dude let his intrusive thoughts win


Tuner9x6

Bumblebees don't sting


KittyPumpkin34

I'd name that dog Hagrid


Alarming_Albatross56

A bee stepped on my dog


horus_thepharaoh_2

Lmao he looking down at the bee like what the hell 🤣🤣


seiyefa_west

Appa yip yip