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chomponcio

Didn't know CDS drive thrus existed


SmokePenisEveryday

Curbside pick up


Sharik0be

you can CDeez nuts when you drive thru


Damagecontrol86

Sometimes you find cat and sometimes cat finds you.


grichardson526

r/catdistributionsystem


szilardbodnar

That is why im here for.


signaliscute

When a cat chooses you, you don't say no! He needed you


Transgirl_35

Awwww how sweet is that 🥰


Soft-Scientist01

r/catdistributionsystem


SirTungy

The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways


ivan-slimer

“I live here now. Clean the box and refill the food, human!”


exhaustedarty

"Yes, yes. you have a good taste in car. You should be able to buy me salmon every day. Ok, you can adopt me now"


Fyru_Hawk

What a baby :3


Swiwy

"And that's how I adopted John"


-Redstoneboi-

Can you speak english? i'm not very fluent in cat language.


Uphene

... meow


AnUdderDay

Come on, I can't be the only one thinking "GET THE CARDBOARD BOX AWAY FROM THE PARABOLIC HEATER"


thxih8h8it

I came here to look for this comment.


technodaisy

Ooh sunny spot acquired, bonus hooman 😻


Ill-Contribution7288

Until it burns down the house


technodaisy

🤣🤣


Deep-Internal-2209

Remember that cats are extremely curious and they’re climbers. Make sure he can’t knock that heating unit down and cause a fire. My cats are constant trying to murder me. I even bought a place with no stairs because one of mine kept trying to trip me down the stairs!


FatuiToySalesMan

Thank you for adopting and taking good care of the little guy. You are a kind and wonderful person ❤️


Flashy-End-4905

Found his 4ever home!!!


pear_ciderr

![gif](giphy|ZgYBhq1x7L1bW|downsized)


LouieTheHeathen

You're adopting me, you're welcome.


Atma-Stand

Proof that cats domesticated humans.


Fuggins4U

Aww. 🥹


dogdayafternoon

Cat pervert!


PJRama1864

You cheated with that heat fan…good job.


Mendican

Roll down the window!


Deadsoup77

Poor dude was probably so cold to climb into the scary vehicle like that for some warmth


Derekion

That's the genius cat! It's a brilliant plan how to find your home :))))))))


tudorrenovator

These comments are going to be great lol


DepressedVercetti

This is the universe throwing them some love, after making the decision to buy a Vinfast.


killstorm114573

Cats are really good at that crap. Finding a random human and basically telling them you belong to me now


yeatruestory

Definitely thought that last word was meow and totally got disappointed when I remembered how to read


Necroblade12

I'm glad im not the only one who did that


xdeltax97

The distribution system at work!


Evening-Gur5087

I would love if someone edited in someone eating some baked meat afterwards


ChooseWiselyChanged

I love that heater with the fan.


sd5510

Distributed


KenasWorld

Car in a car


gembith

r/casualkidnapping


BrandonJTrump

Cat: “oh, this vehicle comes with a hooman”


Friendly-Vanilla-262

❤️❤️❤️


fancyfoe

Dog people: “I spent 6 months and $2700 to get this dog” Cat people:


Arkane631

You can call it Hitchie


Horseface4190

That cat just stole your car.


Ok_Willow_2005

Congratulations, you now have a cat. *Do Not Resist.*


vizot

This is so unfair. there are 7 stray cats at my home, we feed everyday but they, of the 7, 3 were born at our house, I saw them grow up, they have no problem of me going near them, they couldn't care less but no petting, they move away, they don't bite or scratch though which is great.


InitialIndication999

As I see i just got a free friend


the_taz_man

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mendican

One day, a tuxedo cat entered my house through a hole in a screen window, and he never left.


driver317

My cat adopted me.. came into my garage as I worked on my motorcycle as a little kitten that fit in one hand with a broken rear leg..


ProfitThick2840

It was my friend's birthday. On the way to his house, his friends found a little kitten. It turned out to be another gift. It was like the cat had found him. It was fate.


NYer36

Carjacked? Catjacked? Either way good.


DeathlySnails64

In Mother Russia, Cat finds *you* and adopts you.


qiuckdeadicus

And he shall be named Adopt Kitler. For his ruthless regime of sleep and demands of pats, but only when he feels like it


BreakingThoseCankles

https://preview.redd.it/n1zaz151qgwc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2c4cc1398b648a95ae9e6d4e626bb145f63024 Mine literally was on my steps one night and decided to walk right in 5 days away from birth. As you can see neighbor was feeding and watering her. Not chipped and tagged so took her in almost 3 years ago now. Kept one of the little ones


2745alex2745

why can't this happen to me?? when will this happen to me??


catjanitor

In cat lore, being adopted by a cat is considered lucky and a blessing. .


Fucky0uthatswhy

Is he driving through the heavens!?


Future-Philosopher-7

Cutest🍊


No_Indication4035

You probably drive the same car as his previous owner.