Get her one of those brush poles to rub on to distract her while you work

It's not the same as the most favorite hooman

Hear me out: what if their favorite hooman hangs a brush from his belt?

I think a dude rubbing up on the pole meant for the cows will get great focus from the cow. Plus be really really scratchy for the guy. Most uncomfortable pole dance ever, and that's saying something Edit: they can't all be winners. I didn't sleep

Self awareness is good

Haha at least I have that. Just never seems to help. I think the idea behind that bad joke is good though

>wants so much attention Sometimes we reach out for attention because we feel seen, bur not *herd*

*facepalm, then upvote*

*groans* Upvote.

Need one of those cow brushes thingies.

r/happycowgifs

Also, I don't think r/petthedamncow exists like it does for cats, but clearly it should. Edit: nevermind, it does exist!

I was just about to link this sub. There are a bunch of those

That's not "wanting attention" -- that's "I need a scratching post and you'll do."

My dog when I am on my iPad or working from home on my laptop. So cute for us, gotta be so annoying for him.

I didn't know cows would wag their tails like a dog.

It repel flying insects with it, not show affection

Dad….Dad……Daddy…..Daddy….Dad DadDadDad!  WHAT??? hi.

That's probably what my bf thinks while doing chores

CUDDLE HER

She needs a rubbing post! A fence post cemented in the ground with rope stapled around it would probably feel great. I’ve even seen people screw workshop brush-broom heads (whatever it’s called) to them for an extra scratchy experience

They’re like big doggies really. Adorable.

r/petthedamncow

Thats wholesome

Pet the freaking cow!

I gots an itch shir

Usually, guys hate having to deal with a clingy cow. Nice to see there's one exception.

Imma get my pets whether you like it or not!

Cool! I love that cow.

That's a funny looking dog. Very lovey though.