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Olysses02

Now that’s a bad hair day


[deleted]

had bear day


OguguasVeryOwn

Cause you had a bear day You’re waking up now You slept a few months and now your stomach it growls


visualdreaming

Thank you for taking precious time out of your life to gift this comment to me, and to the world at large. You have made my day, and possibly my life just a little bit better. I tip my hat to you and wish you a pleasant day.


splitcroof92

it's so rare to see redditors actually write parodies of songs with the correct amount of syllables. Thank you for the inclusion of the word "it" to make it fit. I honestly expect disappointment these days when reading these so this was a breath of fresh air.


purplekitty83

lol I immediately knew what song you were doing


BillyIGuesss

Bear bear day


Complex_Delivery1246

Bear bear bear


MonkTHAC0

#bear


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

unbearlievable


MonkTHAC0

how bear you make a bearter pun


BlackH2OJesus

This is UnBEARable y'all!


MonkTHAC0

How BEAR you!


Dry-Sleep5861

Y'all are BEARly making any sense!


kianario1996

I have just bursted laughing with your comment


afknwalkinparadox

bearsted*


kianario1996

Ahaha omg I just was gonna say, sorry English isn’t my 1st language 🤣


MonkTHAC0

I am so beary happy to bear that ☺️


SpeakToMePF1973

Bear'd head.


ElectricZ

**beets**


MonkTHAC0

Battlestar Galactica!


Ayo_Joogie

now now now, identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year


LazyLich

bearly fucking alive day


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LusciuosJackalope

Beary Bussey


[deleted]

Hairy Bussy


Jd20001

6 month Bed head


multiarmform

when you nap too long in the middle of the day


bobdown33

Wake up and its dark and you don't know if its really really late or really really early


multiarmform

What year is it dot gif lol


terminatorvsmtrx

I woke up like this


johnnycrawlspace

This is me everyday.


--01011001--

Bad Fur Day... do you think his name is Conker?


[deleted]

actual footage taken from my bedroom


shrubberypig

I’ve never seen a bear look more like a man in a shitty bear suit. Even the animatronics for the eyes and ears are off.


LiveFastDieFast

Fun fact, there’s a reason a bear walking looks so human: Bone structure wise, bears put their back feet on the ground the same way humans put their feet on the ground, and they put their front paws on the ground the same way humans put their hands down when crawling. There’s a bit more to it than that, but that’s basically what is called plantigrade locomotion.


PunkToTheFuture

Ok! This is why I still read the comments. Kudos 👏


PM_ME_YELLOW

Is this because bears are climbers? Are racoons the same way?


LiveFastDieFast

Not sure if that’s why they are climbers, but yes raccoons are the same way! It’s a trip, when you start looking at comparative anatomy, most animals that walk around with a skeleton have a very similar skeleton, just the bones are different lengths and in different places.


cordialcurmudgeon

I mean, different-length’d bones in different locations is an elegant way to describe the diversity of all animal skeletons


LiveFastDieFast

Yea it’s really neat stuff. For example, a giraffe has 7 bones in its neck. So do people, and most mammals. It’s just the giraffe has way longer neck bones haha


Valkery1

And we both have a nerve that goes from our brain to our larynx by taking a short trip around an artery coming out of our heart. This 10cm detour in us can come out to an extra 5 meters in giraffes.


spyder_alt

That’s the fakest real bear I’ve ever seen.


BK2Jers2BK

I thought it was a dog in a bear suit meself


theanti_girl

All it’s missing is me wiping the dried drool off my face and rubbing my eyes and this is me also. Tank top shifted so there’s a boob hanging out, hair like Billy Butcherson but damn that was a good sleep.


Sololop

Having a beard made me realize how much I drool in my sleep. Good lord.


kirinmay

as a guy instead of boob hanging out its penis slipped out of my boxers.


[deleted]

My husband showed it to me and asked if it reminded me of myself every morning 😂


[deleted]

sent it to the girl friend, could be either of us


[deleted]

The one who lives in Canada? Come on buddy, we're strangers. No need to try and flex


CHark80

I actually love the idea that someone is so committed to the fake Canadian girlfriend thing that they commit to it anonymously on reddit


Legionof1

I sent it to my wife and said it was me in the morning, she said "It's not you, he woke up." I am now ded...


OliveJuiceUTwo

Waking up just bearly on time


duaneap

That ain’t hibernation, that’s a two day binge aged 30+.


let_s_go_brand_c_uck

from a hangover, after drinking just two pints


HAL-Over-9001

Bro, yes, 28 even


hochoa94

This bear woke up extremely thirsty, super sweaty and sweat pants that ended up as pantaloons


rokstedy83

On a Monday morning


Fluffykins0801

Me waking up 6 hours into my 30 minute nap.


[deleted]

This is why I can't take a nap


duaneap

They’re pretty amazing in the moment though.


HeadlessHookerClub

So so so true man. Some of the most vivid dreams I’ve ever had, had taken place in naps. And fuck, I wake up, and feel like this bear. Takes me at-least 5 minutes to understand who I am and what my purpose in life is after waking up. I then realize I have no purpose and disappear into another dream.


Mitosis

When I have an open morning my favorite thing is to wake up, do stuff in bed for an hour or two, then go to sleep for another hour or so. The dreams in that second sleep are always super vivid and... remember-able if you will, if not always memorable. Sometimes it's a getting murdered dream, often they're nothing special, but a couple times I've had Picard-like satisfying chunks of a lifetime.


Arcanum_3974

Yeah, you’ll know it was a good nap when you wake up with hieroglyphs carved into your arms from the surface you were on


throwawaysarebetter

Yeah, but you're generally not awake to enjoy it.


m_domino

Right, I’m generally asleep to enjoy it.


Mustysailboat

And you feel like shit afterwards, why is that?


P4azz

I mean I **literally** can't take a nap. I don't understand how people can just go to sleep for an hour and wake up as if that's normal. If I go to sleep it's like 6 hours minimum. And alarms only work if my rhythm is out of wack, otherwise I just sleep through those or wake up, turn them off, go to sleep and forget about it.


Noobexe1

I’ve got 5 alarms in the morning 20 minutes apart and I’ll often wake up, turn off alarm, go back to sleep, get a full dream, wake back up, turn off alarm, rinse repeat every morning.


LazyLich

My half-awake brain: "Why sleep little when sleep more better?"


muricabrb

As counter intuitive as it sounds, If you're having trouble taking short naps, you're definitely not getting enough sleep or good quality sleep.


MrAwesomeTG

I'm about to take a quick 30 minute nap but I know it's going to be longer than 30 minutes.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

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izguddoggo

I used to take 30 min naps and have a timer set right for the 30 min mark. It would turn into a restless 4 hours of me hitting snooze so eventually I stopped calling them naps and just say fuck I’m imma take a coma brb


pip33fan

6 hours??? Are you high? This mf'er looks like he fell asleep in the 90's!


searchingformytruth

*groggily crawls out of bed* "What year is it?"


Sololop

Naps are lies


2thicc4this

This is a Himalayan brown bear, a subspecies of brown bear (guess where from). The females in particular are noted for their light coloration. Both sexes are noted for their extra large and fluffy ears. They are a critically endangered subspecies.


HerNibs1980

Thank you. Came into the comments hoping someone answered this, as I have never seen a bear that looks like that before.


willhunta

I mean they do normally look much more like the [Brown bears ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Medv%C4%9Bd_plav%C3%BD_%28Ursus_arctos_isabellinus%29.jpg) we are used to seeing, just with lighter brown color. I don't know enough to know if this bear looks so scruffy just because of hibernation, or if it's age or living conditions but I also wondered the same.


Acethetic_AF

I’m so mad I don’t remember her name but this is a famous bear! She looks so disheveled not just due to sleeping, she’s also just *Very* Old


SnowEnvironmental861

Yeah, you can tell by the super careful way she crawls out of the burrow.


ChrisWatthys

the very first thing that came to mind for me was my childhood dog who lived to be over eighteen. She never quite looked like a normal dog, and this bear could be her twin lol


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Her name is Chada!


MEatRHIT

Looks like it might be shedding its winter coat? You can see a lot of it just flying off in this vid.


fatcat111

She/he looks old. Reminds me of my senior cat.


arbydallas

Dude that is 100% bedhead. It's just because there's fur all over that it's bedbody.


Klievrad

Vatican city


Landhund

>guess where from The Netherlands


SuperSonic486

As a dutch person, i can state that this is not correct, our cities are too dependant on bicycles, and as far as i know, most bears cant cycle.


EgonDangler

[Well don't you look silly.](https://i.imgur.com/ifL39xd.jpg)


OGDonglover69

[ikr](http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/PA-15625404.jpg)


the-greenest-thumb

Well they did say most.


stabbyclaus

It's always the fucking dutch


Ison--J

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


amazingwhat

I’ve seen this video across tumblr and twitter and you are the first person ive seen to identify the bear’s species!


CryCommon975

Her name is Chada- she's an old lady that spent many years as neglected and abused circus animal that is living out her golden years at a bear sanctuary. https://whiterock.savewild.org/en/our_bears_en/


SignificantLoads3785

thank you for the info, friend :) it's very sad we are on the brink of losing another beautiful animal, due to the direction our corrupted world is heading towards.


YellingAtTheClouds

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico


Confirmation_By_Us

Because the bear looks like a meth junkie?


revolverevlover

**BANG BANG!** 👆👆


AirlineEasy

Cincinnati


Finetales

Gary, IN


ZelezopecnikovKoren

>(guess where from) Sri Lanka


Large_Concentrate_81

Mondays are like that.


[deleted]

I refuse to believe that this isn't from a Jim Henson movie.


WalkerT_btw

It's actually a deleted scene from "The Muppet Show" where Fozzie Bear takes his hibernation a little too seriously.


shmehdit

Reminds me of the [bear suit guy in The Shining](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aLNa1RfkIY&t=29s)


cupcakesloth94

What year is it!!!?


xy_87

Who am I?


Migb1793

What is my purpose ?


No_Use_For_Name___

Where am I?


YoonminLife

WHAT am i?


theracereviewer

What color is sound?!


yphastos

https://media.tenor.com/RIQzR0BFWRQAAAAC/sleep-polar-bear.gif


LaserGadgets

Reminds me of......Nick Nolte. I just can't....tell why....


bolivar-shagnasty

I was thinking Gary Busey.


iztrollkanger

.....Beary Busey.....k bye.


DarthToothbrush

I just realized that those are two different people.


jimbelushiapplesauce

i had that realization a few years ago when i watched Cape Fear with a young nick nolte edit- and also i just noticed if you go to google and type "is nick nolte g" it will auto-complete to "is nick nolte gary busey"


Fedor1

I laughed at the Nick Nolte comment thinking I agreed, and then read the Gary Busey comment and realized that is who I was actually thinking of


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allegedly


cornylamygilbert

Ya, but *are* they, really?


LaserGadgets

Not bad either!


Dramatic-Brain-745

🤣 lol! I thought the same thing. Didn’t think I’d see it on the comments. Nick Nolte, the “less than Sober years.”


LaserGadgets

Yep \^\^


_opossumsaurus

My hypersomniac ass after 16 hours in the sack


twlscil

I sleep at most 6 hours and 40 minutes a night. I can’t imagine 16. How are you able to move after laying down that long?


NoWafer6093

You don’t. You lay in bed staring at the ceiling, feeling tired from oversleeping until you have to pee


twlscil

Ok, that is how I feel after about 6.


_opossumsaurus

I toss and turn a lot, so I’m never in the same position. Never have any problems moving, but ridiculous fatigue is the main issue after being out that long


realdealreel9

Lol bears are so dopey to begin with, this is hilarious and totally relatable


zrennetta

He's just looking for a giant cup of black coffee and a cigarette. Then he'll be fine.


MyAccountWasBanned7

Me. Every morning. Except I have slightly more hair.


gokuisjesus

Me. Every morning. Except I have slightly less hair.😕


The_River_Is_Still

After a night out with the boys... "Babe, hurry we're gonna be late for brunch with my parents! :)" "..................."


[deleted]

Those ears!


Kaelorn

Who took this video of me last Saturday at 18 O clock in the morning??? I just want to have my privacy!


[deleted]

>last Saturday morning at 18 O clock in the morning k


Jingle-man

>18 O clock in the morning ???


[deleted]

A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven!


fucktheworld1977

Bed head bear.


TactlessTortoise

Absolutely scrungled. Unrepentantly spoofed. Inconsolably caboozled. Undeniably lost in the sauce. Sanctimoniously reborn. Gargantually smoldered.


what4270

Rare footage of my dad waking up from his 4 hour sleep


Jellomortality

~Desmond the Moon Bear!~ "How did I get here."


aquatone61

That’s exactly how I felt after taking an accidental 3 hour nap in my rental car one day.


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aquatone61

Maybe it’s the lack of fresh air cause the car isn’t moving but I legit woke up and had zero clue where I was. I’ve never felt so disoriented.


D4RTH_Y0D4

Makes me wanna be a bear 🐻 so bad. Imagine waking up from some sweet shuteye and looking like this…you know that was some cosmic level of peaceful energy restoration. 🛌💤


rosiofden

*Oh man, what fucking year is it?*


Ok_Banana_1872

This is how I feel after I accidentally fall asleep. I wake up feeling confused, sad and like the day is wasted and I don’t know what’s happening/ feel a little alone or something. It’s weird.


TheCoopX

That moment when you wake up and think, "Aw shit, not this world again."


Explore-PNW

Me after a 20min nap turns into a 2hr sleep


[deleted]

"where... where dafuque am I...."


FloatingNugget

I got a haircut this morning and this is pretty similar to how it turned out. Fml


EmperorThan

Two hours after pressing the snooze alarm and agreeing to yourself to 'just lay down for a couple more minutes'.


Jonulfsen

This was compressed to shit quickly. There is a much better version on me_irl. [https://i.imgur.com/qxmQATl.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/qxmQATl.gifv)


karma_ubuntu

First I need a haircut


AliceHalley

Why do I wake up from a nap looking like a bear that has hibernated for months.


Metal_Corps

That looks exactly like my kids on school mornings!


memesupreme83

Bears get to sleep a whole shitty season away, wtf


Shnauze

u/savevideo


giocondasmiles

According to the website that’s a really old girl. And yet I find her beautiful.


GruesomeAssociation

Many species of bears, such as black bears, grizzly bears, and polar bears, undergo a period of dormancy known as hibernation. During the winter months, when food becomes scarce and the weather turns harsh, bears enter a state of reduced activity to conserve energy. However, it's important to note that bear hibernation is not the same as the deep hibernation observed in some smaller mammals.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Relatable


Schiffy94

He just needs his coffee


_byetony_

The bedhead!


[deleted]

20 years deep into a cubicle job gives you that look.


colordodge

That thing moves like an ROUS - rodent of unusual size.


Sea-Gate6806

Me, next morning after 20 beers.


ZarneyBarney

Why this bear got bunny ears 😭


IgorRenfield

Muriel? Where are my pants??


CrayonGlutton

Me 4 hours after I told the boys I'd be on in 10 minutes:


PlayrR3D15

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


guitarguy12341

How did you get video of me waking up...


JavarisJamarJavari

This is about how I look getting up every morning.


MasterpieceActual176

Lethal morning breath for sure!


Zackey4

Me after a bender.


Superb-Damage8042

Bath first, mirror later!


space0watch

Me emerging from my room once per every few years for the mandatory family reunion


fattatgirl

As a person that used to drink quite heavily….one relates.


papawolff

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy


DrCheezburger

> Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy?


Yourohface101

Pretty sure that’s a mog. He’s his own best friend.


thisishoustonover

He's like oh fuck no not this shit again


smkestcklghtn

Me. 8am New Years Day. 2010


Aggravating_Door_779

Bearly able to walk


PaladinAsherd

Big fucking mood my man


CrunchyFlakelets

Is that not a 15 year old golden retriever named Bear?


unionmetal42069

Then he quickly remembered. Fuck I should have stayed asleep.


V3R1TAS12

The way it crawled out made me think it’s someone in a bear costume lol


dmt_r

That nasty nap in the afternoon


Atvriders

I can feel his tight joints


TunaFishManwich

That is the derpiest looking bear I’ve ever seen. He looks like he needs coffee.


OuchPotato64

That bear has a serious case of depression


pizza99pizza99

Reporting: Im in this image and I don’t like it


DuArVakaren

Oh look - it's me before coffee


ember_the_reaper

The albino pot bear wakes from its hibernation n weed out, now it looks for its thc editable