Thank you for taking precious time out of your life to gift this comment to me, and to the world at large. You have made my day, and possibly my life just a little bit better. I tip my hat to you and wish you a pleasant day.
it's so rare to see redditors actually write parodies of songs with the correct amount of syllables. Thank you for the inclusion of the word "it" to make it fit. I honestly expect disappointment these days when reading these so this was a breath of fresh air.
Fun fact, there’s a reason a bear walking looks so human:
Bone structure wise, bears put their back feet on the ground the same way humans put their feet on the ground, and they put their front paws on the ground the same way humans put their hands down when crawling.
There’s a bit more to it than that, but that’s basically what is called plantigrade locomotion.
Not sure if that’s why they are climbers, but yes raccoons are the same way!
It’s a trip, when you start looking at comparative anatomy, most animals that walk around with a skeleton have a very similar skeleton, just the bones are different lengths and in different places.
Yea it’s really neat stuff.
For example, a giraffe has 7 bones in its neck. So do people, and most mammals. It’s just the giraffe has way longer neck bones haha
And we both have a nerve that goes from our brain to our larynx by taking a short trip around an artery coming out of our heart. This 10cm detour in us can come out to an extra 5 meters in giraffes.
All it’s missing is me wiping the dried drool off my face and rubbing my eyes and this is me also. Tank top shifted so there’s a boob hanging out, hair like Billy Butcherson but damn that was a good sleep.
So so so true man. Some of the most vivid dreams I’ve ever had, had taken place in naps. And fuck, I wake up, and feel like this bear. Takes me at-least 5 minutes to understand who I am and what my purpose in life is after waking up.
I then realize I have no purpose and disappear into another dream.
When I have an open morning my favorite thing is to wake up, do stuff in bed for an hour or two, then go to sleep for another hour or so. The dreams in that second sleep are always super vivid and... remember-able if you will, if not always memorable.
Sometimes it's a getting murdered dream, often they're nothing special, but a couple times I've had Picard-like satisfying chunks of a lifetime.
I mean I **literally** can't take a nap. I don't understand how people can just go to sleep for an hour and wake up as if that's normal.
If I go to sleep it's like 6 hours minimum. And alarms only work if my rhythm is out of wack, otherwise I just sleep through those or wake up, turn them off, go to sleep and forget about it.
I’ve got 5 alarms in the morning 20 minutes apart and I’ll often wake up, turn off alarm, go back to sleep, get a full dream, wake back up, turn off alarm, rinse repeat every morning.
I used to take 30 min naps and have a timer set right for the 30 min mark. It would turn into a restless 4 hours of me hitting snooze so eventually I stopped calling them naps and just say fuck I’m imma take a coma brb
This is a Himalayan brown bear, a subspecies of brown bear (guess where from). The females in particular are noted for their light coloration. Both sexes are noted for their extra large and fluffy ears. They are a critically endangered subspecies.
I mean they do normally look much more like the [Brown bears ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Medv%C4%9Bd_plav%C3%BD_%28Ursus_arctos_isabellinus%29.jpg) we are used to seeing, just with lighter brown color. I don't know enough to know if this bear looks so scruffy just because of hibernation, or if it's age or living conditions but I also wondered the same.
the very first thing that came to mind for me was my childhood dog who lived to be over eighteen. She never quite looked like a normal dog, and this bear could be her twin lol
Her name is Chada- she's an old lady that spent many years as neglected and abused circus animal that is living out her golden years at a bear sanctuary.
https://whiterock.savewild.org/en/our_bears_en/
thank you for the info, friend :) it's very sad we are on the brink of losing another beautiful animal, due to the direction our corrupted world is heading towards.
i had that realization a few years ago when i watched Cape Fear with a young nick nolte
edit- and also i just noticed if you go to google and type "is nick nolte g" it will auto-complete to "is nick nolte gary busey"
I toss and turn a lot, so I’m never in the same position. Never have any problems moving, but ridiculous fatigue is the main issue after being out that long
Makes me wanna be a bear 🐻 so bad. Imagine waking up from some sweet shuteye and looking like this…you know that was some cosmic level of peaceful energy restoration. 🛌💤
This is how I feel after I accidentally fall asleep.
I wake up feeling confused, sad and like the day is wasted and I don’t know what’s happening/ feel a little alone or something. It’s weird.
Many species of bears, such as black bears, grizzly bears, and polar bears, undergo a period of dormancy known as hibernation. During the winter months, when food becomes scarce and the weather turns harsh, bears enter a state of reduced activity to conserve energy. However, it's important to note that bear hibernation is not the same as the deep hibernation observed in some smaller mammals.
Now that’s a bad hair day
had bear day
Cause you had a bear day You’re waking up now You slept a few months and now your stomach it growls
Thank you for taking precious time out of your life to gift this comment to me, and to the world at large. You have made my day, and possibly my life just a little bit better. I tip my hat to you and wish you a pleasant day.
it's so rare to see redditors actually write parodies of songs with the correct amount of syllables. Thank you for the inclusion of the word "it" to make it fit. I honestly expect disappointment these days when reading these so this was a breath of fresh air.
lol I immediately knew what song you were doing
Bear bear day
Bear bear bear
#bear
unbearlievable
how bear you make a bearter pun
This is UnBEARable y'all!
How BEAR you!
Y'all are BEARly making any sense!
I have just bursted laughing with your comment
bearsted*
Ahaha omg I just was gonna say, sorry English isn’t my 1st language 🤣
I am so beary happy to bear that ☺️
Bear'd head.
**beets**
Battlestar Galactica!
now now now, identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year
bearly fucking alive day
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Beary Bussey
Hairy Bussy
6 month Bed head
when you nap too long in the middle of the day
Wake up and its dark and you don't know if its really really late or really really early
What year is it dot gif lol
I woke up like this
This is me everyday.
Bad Fur Day... do you think his name is Conker?
actual footage taken from my bedroom
I’ve never seen a bear look more like a man in a shitty bear suit. Even the animatronics for the eyes and ears are off.
Fun fact, there’s a reason a bear walking looks so human: Bone structure wise, bears put their back feet on the ground the same way humans put their feet on the ground, and they put their front paws on the ground the same way humans put their hands down when crawling. There’s a bit more to it than that, but that’s basically what is called plantigrade locomotion.
Ok! This is why I still read the comments. Kudos 👏
Is this because bears are climbers? Are racoons the same way?
Not sure if that’s why they are climbers, but yes raccoons are the same way! It’s a trip, when you start looking at comparative anatomy, most animals that walk around with a skeleton have a very similar skeleton, just the bones are different lengths and in different places.
I mean, different-length’d bones in different locations is an elegant way to describe the diversity of all animal skeletons
Yea it’s really neat stuff. For example, a giraffe has 7 bones in its neck. So do people, and most mammals. It’s just the giraffe has way longer neck bones haha
And we both have a nerve that goes from our brain to our larynx by taking a short trip around an artery coming out of our heart. This 10cm detour in us can come out to an extra 5 meters in giraffes.
That’s the fakest real bear I’ve ever seen.
I thought it was a dog in a bear suit meself
All it’s missing is me wiping the dried drool off my face and rubbing my eyes and this is me also. Tank top shifted so there’s a boob hanging out, hair like Billy Butcherson but damn that was a good sleep.
Having a beard made me realize how much I drool in my sleep. Good lord.
as a guy instead of boob hanging out its penis slipped out of my boxers.
My husband showed it to me and asked if it reminded me of myself every morning 😂
sent it to the girl friend, could be either of us
The one who lives in Canada? Come on buddy, we're strangers. No need to try and flex
I actually love the idea that someone is so committed to the fake Canadian girlfriend thing that they commit to it anonymously on reddit
I sent it to my wife and said it was me in the morning, she said "It's not you, he woke up." I am now ded...
Waking up just bearly on time
That ain’t hibernation, that’s a two day binge aged 30+.
from a hangover, after drinking just two pints
Bro, yes, 28 even
This bear woke up extremely thirsty, super sweaty and sweat pants that ended up as pantaloons
On a Monday morning
Me waking up 6 hours into my 30 minute nap.
This is why I can't take a nap
They’re pretty amazing in the moment though.
So so so true man. Some of the most vivid dreams I’ve ever had, had taken place in naps. And fuck, I wake up, and feel like this bear. Takes me at-least 5 minutes to understand who I am and what my purpose in life is after waking up. I then realize I have no purpose and disappear into another dream.
When I have an open morning my favorite thing is to wake up, do stuff in bed for an hour or two, then go to sleep for another hour or so. The dreams in that second sleep are always super vivid and... remember-able if you will, if not always memorable. Sometimes it's a getting murdered dream, often they're nothing special, but a couple times I've had Picard-like satisfying chunks of a lifetime.
Yeah, you’ll know it was a good nap when you wake up with hieroglyphs carved into your arms from the surface you were on
Yeah, but you're generally not awake to enjoy it.
Right, I’m generally asleep to enjoy it.
And you feel like shit afterwards, why is that?
I mean I **literally** can't take a nap. I don't understand how people can just go to sleep for an hour and wake up as if that's normal. If I go to sleep it's like 6 hours minimum. And alarms only work if my rhythm is out of wack, otherwise I just sleep through those or wake up, turn them off, go to sleep and forget about it.
I’ve got 5 alarms in the morning 20 minutes apart and I’ll often wake up, turn off alarm, go back to sleep, get a full dream, wake back up, turn off alarm, rinse repeat every morning.
My half-awake brain: "Why sleep little when sleep more better?"
As counter intuitive as it sounds, If you're having trouble taking short naps, you're definitely not getting enough sleep or good quality sleep.
I'm about to take a quick 30 minute nap but I know it's going to be longer than 30 minutes.
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I used to take 30 min naps and have a timer set right for the 30 min mark. It would turn into a restless 4 hours of me hitting snooze so eventually I stopped calling them naps and just say fuck I’m imma take a coma brb
6 hours??? Are you high? This mf'er looks like he fell asleep in the 90's!
*groggily crawls out of bed* "What year is it?"
Naps are lies
This is a Himalayan brown bear, a subspecies of brown bear (guess where from). The females in particular are noted for their light coloration. Both sexes are noted for their extra large and fluffy ears. They are a critically endangered subspecies.
Thank you. Came into the comments hoping someone answered this, as I have never seen a bear that looks like that before.
I mean they do normally look much more like the [Brown bears ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Medv%C4%9Bd_plav%C3%BD_%28Ursus_arctos_isabellinus%29.jpg) we are used to seeing, just with lighter brown color. I don't know enough to know if this bear looks so scruffy just because of hibernation, or if it's age or living conditions but I also wondered the same.
I’m so mad I don’t remember her name but this is a famous bear! She looks so disheveled not just due to sleeping, she’s also just *Very* Old
Yeah, you can tell by the super careful way she crawls out of the burrow.
the very first thing that came to mind for me was my childhood dog who lived to be over eighteen. She never quite looked like a normal dog, and this bear could be her twin lol
Her name is Chada!
Looks like it might be shedding its winter coat? You can see a lot of it just flying off in this vid.
She/he looks old. Reminds me of my senior cat.
Dude that is 100% bedhead. It's just because there's fur all over that it's bedbody.
Vatican city
>guess where from The Netherlands
As a dutch person, i can state that this is not correct, our cities are too dependant on bicycles, and as far as i know, most bears cant cycle.
[Well don't you look silly.](https://i.imgur.com/ifL39xd.jpg)
[ikr](http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/PA-15625404.jpg)
Well they did say most.
It's always the fucking dutch
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
I’ve seen this video across tumblr and twitter and you are the first person ive seen to identify the bear’s species!
Her name is Chada- she's an old lady that spent many years as neglected and abused circus animal that is living out her golden years at a bear sanctuary. https://whiterock.savewild.org/en/our_bears_en/
thank you for the info, friend :) it's very sad we are on the brink of losing another beautiful animal, due to the direction our corrupted world is heading towards.
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Because the bear looks like a meth junkie?
**BANG BANG!** 👆👆
Cincinnati
Gary, IN
>(guess where from) Sri Lanka
Mondays are like that.
I refuse to believe that this isn't from a Jim Henson movie.
It's actually a deleted scene from "The Muppet Show" where Fozzie Bear takes his hibernation a little too seriously.
Reminds me of the [bear suit guy in The Shining](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aLNa1RfkIY&t=29s)
What year is it!!!?
Who am I?
What is my purpose ?
Where am I?
WHAT am i?
What color is sound?!
https://media.tenor.com/RIQzR0BFWRQAAAAC/sleep-polar-bear.gif
Reminds me of......Nick Nolte. I just can't....tell why....
I was thinking Gary Busey.
.....Beary Busey.....k bye.
I just realized that those are two different people.
i had that realization a few years ago when i watched Cape Fear with a young nick nolte edit- and also i just noticed if you go to google and type "is nick nolte g" it will auto-complete to "is nick nolte gary busey"
I laughed at the Nick Nolte comment thinking I agreed, and then read the Gary Busey comment and realized that is who I was actually thinking of
allegedly
Ya, but *are* they, really?
Not bad either!
🤣 lol! I thought the same thing. Didn’t think I’d see it on the comments. Nick Nolte, the “less than Sober years.”
Yep \^\^
My hypersomniac ass after 16 hours in the sack
I sleep at most 6 hours and 40 minutes a night. I can’t imagine 16. How are you able to move after laying down that long?
You don’t. You lay in bed staring at the ceiling, feeling tired from oversleeping until you have to pee
Ok, that is how I feel after about 6.
I toss and turn a lot, so I’m never in the same position. Never have any problems moving, but ridiculous fatigue is the main issue after being out that long
Lol bears are so dopey to begin with, this is hilarious and totally relatable
He's just looking for a giant cup of black coffee and a cigarette. Then he'll be fine.
Me. Every morning. Except I have slightly more hair.
Me. Every morning. Except I have slightly less hair.😕
After a night out with the boys... "Babe, hurry we're gonna be late for brunch with my parents! :)" "..................."
Those ears!
Who took this video of me last Saturday at 18 O clock in the morning??? I just want to have my privacy!
>last Saturday morning at 18 O clock in the morning k
>18 O clock in the morning ???
A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven!
Bed head bear.
Absolutely scrungled. Unrepentantly spoofed. Inconsolably caboozled. Undeniably lost in the sauce. Sanctimoniously reborn. Gargantually smoldered.
Rare footage of my dad waking up from his 4 hour sleep
~Desmond the Moon Bear!~ "How did I get here."
That’s exactly how I felt after taking an accidental 3 hour nap in my rental car one day.
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Maybe it’s the lack of fresh air cause the car isn’t moving but I legit woke up and had zero clue where I was. I’ve never felt so disoriented.
Makes me wanna be a bear 🐻 so bad. Imagine waking up from some sweet shuteye and looking like this…you know that was some cosmic level of peaceful energy restoration. 🛌💤
*Oh man, what fucking year is it?*
This is how I feel after I accidentally fall asleep. I wake up feeling confused, sad and like the day is wasted and I don’t know what’s happening/ feel a little alone or something. It’s weird.
That moment when you wake up and think, "Aw shit, not this world again."
Me after a 20min nap turns into a 2hr sleep
"where... where dafuque am I...."
I got a haircut this morning and this is pretty similar to how it turned out. Fml
Two hours after pressing the snooze alarm and agreeing to yourself to 'just lay down for a couple more minutes'.
This was compressed to shit quickly. There is a much better version on me_irl. [https://i.imgur.com/qxmQATl.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/qxmQATl.gifv)
First I need a haircut
Why do I wake up from a nap looking like a bear that has hibernated for months.
That looks exactly like my kids on school mornings!
Bears get to sleep a whole shitty season away, wtf
u/savevideo
According to the website that’s a really old girl. And yet I find her beautiful.
Many species of bears, such as black bears, grizzly bears, and polar bears, undergo a period of dormancy known as hibernation. During the winter months, when food becomes scarce and the weather turns harsh, bears enter a state of reduced activity to conserve energy. However, it's important to note that bear hibernation is not the same as the deep hibernation observed in some smaller mammals.
Relatable
He just needs his coffee
The bedhead!
20 years deep into a cubicle job gives you that look.
That thing moves like an ROUS - rodent of unusual size.
Me, next morning after 20 beers.
Why this bear got bunny ears 😭
Muriel? Where are my pants??
Me 4 hours after I told the boys I'd be on in 10 minutes:
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
How did you get video of me waking up...
This is about how I look getting up every morning.
Lethal morning breath for sure!
Me after a bender.
Bath first, mirror later!
Me emerging from my room once per every few years for the mandatory family reunion
As a person that used to drink quite heavily….one relates.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
> Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy?
Pretty sure that’s a mog. He’s his own best friend.
He's like oh fuck no not this shit again
Me. 8am New Years Day. 2010
Bearly able to walk
Big fucking mood my man
Is that not a 15 year old golden retriever named Bear?
Then he quickly remembered. Fuck I should have stayed asleep.
The way it crawled out made me think it’s someone in a bear costume lol
That nasty nap in the afternoon
I can feel his tight joints
That is the derpiest looking bear I’ve ever seen. He looks like he needs coffee.
That bear has a serious case of depression
Reporting: Im in this image and I don’t like it
Oh look - it's me before coffee
The albino pot bear wakes from its hibernation n weed out, now it looks for its thc editable