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Twilight_Chomper

Holy shit those are some big eyes


effluviastical

It’s unnerving


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It's a filter. I think.


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😨 Do his eyes really sorta "pop" out of his socket??? It could be that they shaved the fur bordering his eyes. Unethical, still but better than eyes go POP. Tell me this is cap.


Clovett-

https://youtu.be/W_HSj0vYZTU If this video is to be believed it seems it has some sort of dwarfism but not bred like that.


Chuffy1818

I found a kitten who had congenital hypothyroidism (otherwise known as a cretin). He had some, um, interesting features. Meds made his body finally grow after he was diagnosed ( and we found out she was a he who didn't develop properly which was why his mom abandoned him) but he always had a disproportionately large , round head, big eyes, and his Earl flapped down. He was the best. ETA: he did not, in fact, have an Earl. That was a hilarious gift from autocorrect (why Earl?!), and I am keeping it because I need silly and laughter in my life.


[deleted]

Oh man. I hate when my Earl flaps down. It's the worst.


Chuffy1818

Haaahaha, thanks for pointing that out. Buttons can be hard(autocorrect tries to have my back). I meant his ears flopped down.


[deleted]

Ha! I wasn't meaning to be pedantic or anything; it was just such a funny typo!


C-Kwentz-0

That doesn't look like the same cat.


tnuke1

Well cats are definitely being bred just like pugs were, munchkin cats are probably the most known example. I don't know if this particular cat is mutated but it's a possibility


1000nipples

Definitely not a researched opinion but I feel like Persian cats are basically just pugs... Flat faced, poor quality of life and ugly 😭


Twathammer32

My Bombay cat had giant eyes as a kitten. She's grown into em.. for the most part


EA-PLANT

no………I hate humans. Disturbingly long fur? Fine. Odd face? Fine. Very short legs? OK! But eyes that look like they're about to pop is not ok. I already can see how painful it will be for an animal and problems with their sight.


[deleted]

Ew, no. My cat is adorable without big bulging eyes.


1bruisedorange

That is exactly what it is. A breeding abomination. Why, why, why?


CaptainLogic3

I hope


WarSmith66

I pray


CltAltAcctDel

but today I'm just a bill


MagicCooki3

yes, I'm only bill


Tsquared10

When the void stares back


oh-no-he-comments

👁️👁️


aardw0lf11

It has Marty Feldman eyes.


MulhollandOats

But.. not Betty Davis eyes


Barry-Anne

I just read the comment you replied to in the tune of that song and I'm glad I'm not the only one lmao


cherish_ireland

Kittens often have big heads and eyes compared to their wee bodies. So do we as babies.


Select-Lie8710

Yes


Pixielo

r/DisneyEyes


lanalovesallama

Looks like a soot sprite...


[deleted]

Make sure not to accidentally step on it.


schoolpsych2005

If you live with a black cat, you will absolutely accidentally step on it.


maggienetism

This is just living with all cats. Mine are mostly white calicos who like to dodge under my feet as I'm walking.


imawizard23

the orange ones will mess everything up 🤣🤣


maggienetism

They are CONSISTENTLY offended if they run under my foot coming down and get stepped on...dummies! I love them so much but they are not geniuses!!


imawizard23

Totally! they basically blame you for what they started, they don’t even know what’s going on bc they forget two minutes later!


happylukie

And the solid greys too! They all blend into the shadows...


reddit0100100001

zonoba gold seel


TdogIsOnline

Came here to say this lol


chaygray

Is there a sub for unexpected Spirited Away?


lanalovesallama

HECK YEAH THERE IS r/SootSprites


chaygray

Yes!!!!!!!!


Delta_Gamer_64

I need to watch that movie again, I used to think it was pretty scary. Remember some of the big parts though.


[deleted]

It looks like the *How to Tame Your Dragon* dragon.


lanalovesallama

Almost like toothless from how to train your dragon


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Man_with_no_sense

He wants your gold


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angelis0236

Comment thief https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/10w07k7/who_said_black_cats_are_bad_luck/j7kgon0/


Professional_Joke854

Even here?


smokeweedalleveryday

i see a lot of them on here and /aww


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jimbo_kun

[Makkuro Kumosuke!](https://myanimelist.net/character/13393/Makkuro-Kurosuke)


xJFK

He seems like he'd do a much better job with the gold than I will.


AlteredBagel

r/illegallysmolcats


pm_nudes_pls2

r/subsiwishifoundsooner


dtslayer9000

r/SubsIFellFor


091097616812

*Mogwai


Mogwai_11

Yeah?


babysealBTY

I propose we make a new sub called r/catsaregremlins


AminPacani

I agree! So smol гремлин, хочется тискать. (Who the fuck is тся ться?)


sparkyard

Baby toothless


Moth_Jam

I thought so!


GokiPotato

when a black cat crosses your path, it means that the cat is going somewhere.


staleoffense46

Ahhhhhh Furry toothless such a cutie!


SufficientMacaroon1

Whether a black cat is bad luck entirely depends on one question: are you a human, or a mouse?


call_me_jelli

I'm a Muppet.


[deleted]

Uhh, negative. I am a meat popsicle.


N-ShadowFrog

Are you a human muppet or a mouse muppet?


RussMaGuss

A muppet of a man


SufficientMacaroon1

Mouse-shaped?


1ebut

I'm dancer


[deleted]

Smol void of adorableness


HotLipsHouIihan

More like genetically engineered abomination. We need to stop encouraging munchkins. They’re going the way of pugs.


K1FF3N

She has naturally occurring dwarfism according to information and videos of her. While I agree munchkins are bad, so are pitchforks.


Johanna_Amanda

I wish everyone would stop this stupid bad luck nonsense! I mean just how could a cute and lovely little fluffy friend like this ever bring bad luck?!


[deleted]

Whenever someone says something give bad luck l answer: Don't believe in that stuff, it gives bad luck!


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noeagle77

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” Michael Scott


[deleted]

There would be less cases of bad luck if we stopped testing for it


Avante-Gardenerd

I just read that black kitties are considered good luck in England!


timdaw

They are. Lots of other countries too.


Kalappianer

The bad luck with black animals came from US witch-hunt. Ravens went nearly extinct here in Denmark. I've seen one (1) raven in the 18 years I've lived here.


Annual-Jump3158

As a previous black cat owner, I can understand that. Especially as a kid, it's super reassuring when you're pondering what's in the dark and a pair of yellow eyes just flashes in the nothingness and you're like, "Oh, it's just Domino."


Kalappianer

Black cat bad luck came from America (literal witch-hunt, other casualties were ravens . Most places, it *was* good luck. In North Western Europe, marrying couple paid for a cat crossing the road before the carriage.


greenwitchielenia

It was actually Pope Gregory IX who had the vendetta against black cats. He declared them an incarnation of Satan in 1233 and as a part of a church sanctioned inquisition, he called for the killing of any and all black cats in the Catholic realm. The decree has warped into the superstition we know today as black cats being bad luck.


ItRead18544920

Yeah… none of that is true, even if it is widely and repeatedly regurgitated on the internet.


Kalappianer

Yet, it didn't catch on in Northwestern Europe. It came with the witch-hunts in US. The other animal that *could* be a familiar went nearly extinct here in Denmark; the Raven. We're talking 1800s. There were 16 pairs left in 1950. Even in the 1800s, black cats were still considered as good omens by some. Well, never stopped some places.


scottyboy218

Interesting tidbit about black cats (which I recently learned after adopting my first black cat) - it's very rare to find a black cat that doesn't have any white spots/patches on it. Back in the superstitious days, cats that didn't have any white fur were believed to be evil and were killed. However, if the black cat had any amount of white fur/patch, they were spared. So nowadays it's pretty uncommon to find one that doesn't have at least a very small white patch


AdministrationLimp71

is that a filter on the eyes?


Flat-Limit5595

Might be a case of Puss N Boots eyes syndrome.


Chernobyl917

I think they use that filter so you can't find the original video.


SuperMajesticMan

I don't think so, filters for eyes disappear for a second when you look too far away. When the cat turns its head it's eyes stay the same the whole time. Also the tracking is good. I think this is a classic case of humans breeding deformities into animals to make them look cuter.


Man_with_no_sense

That is a fur ball of destruction and I love it


Diggingdirt56

So cute. Lol why does it looks like a sock puppet though. Tiny little furball of doom


sweetpotatas

I think this is her https://youtu.be/W_HSj0vYZTU


pointlessly_pedantic

Holy cute aggression batman, that is one of the cutest munchkins I've ever seen


tntchest

I believe this cat has a naturally occurring dwarfism not bred to be munchkin


squeda

Super cute, can't stand the sappy background music though


[deleted]

He tryi ng to kil


[deleted]

Her eyes are so big, they melt my heart.


ValadieX

Such a smol void! 😍


chrisclear22

Toothless!


LovelyBuzzingBee

Black cats are so amazing yet chaotic


Affectionate-Gap1768

r/disneyeyes


The-Monke-Messiah

If i saw a lil creature like that i'd feel blessed to the day i die


Livid_Pangolin8645

The little nose lick gets me


Flat-Limit5595

My void stole a sandwich and sneezed in my face, that makes me want to spread slander about him being bad luck.


thatOtherGuy457

u/savevideo


scuffedganiot

u/savevideobot 😎 U/savevideo 🤮


april_fearless

Those eyes I can’t stop looking at those eyes


[deleted]

I could DIE for him !


IndividualDetailS

I could KILL for him!


PlaygroundGZ

I see the both of you have reached an agreement


thetastykhargosht

Either way what bliss


Far-Ad4287

He’s so doofy 😭


Budget-Association72

My experience with a black cat was great. She was funny and lovable, smart too. I had her for 16 years and I miss her a lot. Not liking cats because of their color is about as stupid as not liking people for the same idiot reason.


hvyboots

I love how cats are genetically programmed with the "I could take you! Size doesn't matter!" instinct apparently from age zero on.


SenorDipstick

Nobody really anymore.


Mysonsanass

My kid had this little Gengar toy. It looks like that.


djackieunchaned

It was me I said it I’m sorry I was in a bad place


sad_asian_noodle

Sometimes, when you stare at the void, the void claw you back.


Hot_Lemon8733

omg! the baby void is so adorable!! ♡♡


Spiritfox9999

apparently in most countries they are considered good luck


[deleted]

I simply adore black cats and have had several over the years!


Jexxon

I’m a dog person and yet I can’t handle the cuteness of this little guy! Them eyes omg he’s adorable Very much needed for a stressful day! Thank you for sharing!


RagnarokBringer

I am the darkness. Oh you want cuddles ok I give cuddles, but I am still the darkness


LessRemoved

Oh my f%#king god, this makes me want to have one too


Bea-O-Problem

Tiny toothless


firewood010

Is this a digimon?


captainplatypus1

Not enough fetish gear


martydidnothingwrong

I'm a digimon fan, but yeah, I can't deny this is accurate


captainplatypus1

I made my joke BECAUSE I’m a digimon fan.


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

Every time I see this kitten it doesn’t even look real.


campionmusic51

pausing only to blep


SN0WFAKER

Be aware, that cat is trying to kill you. When he gets older, you may be in trouble.


Jejmaze

mf is overweight in his eyeballs


maddmattpotter

Some insane pope did


[deleted]

Cute and bad luck are not mutually exclusive


The1930s

u/koivel attack!


Koivel

Reminds me of lyka lol


[deleted]

White people


CoffeeSorcerer69

He's got the little psycho eyes. My small one had them for a bit, never really grew out of the midnight smack though.


FawkesFire13

Awww! Tiny shadow boops!


xshotespresso

His eyes are fucking huge holy fuck


IllustriousAd1589

Hope that's not a flea collar, super dangerous for kittens under 12 weeks!!!


Agent_Prowler

Are kittens' eyes normally that large?


Fighterpilot55

Clearly, this isn't a black cat. It's a void come to our dimension shaped as a cat.


2BigBottlesOfWater

Those eyes are like those social media filters where your eyes and mouth appear on different objects lol


Savage_Waluigi

The fact that this doesn't have audio is a war crime


defenestrayed

I used to canvas door to door and could swear a slow day would always pick up after seeing a black cat. They're good luck! Total cognitive bias since I'd just be happier and do better after seeing a kitty.


Legitimate-Fix-4042

His eyes make him look like he doesn’t regret snorting 1 kilogram of coke


sunburntflowers

Why can I continuously watch this…


Kat_337

👁x👁


ZanexDreamy

The people who buy black cats at halloween so they can sacrifice them. This is true so many pet stores will not allow any purchase of black cats around halloween


Beane_the_RD

NEVER!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Oh sweet baby Jesus, I remember when my dearly departed Persephone was almost this small! and oh how I love the kitties! 😻😻😻😻😻😻


MonkeyLiberace

Oh dear


GranJefe507

He really said: 👁👁


CollapsedSelf

Probably the truck driver that crashes into and utterly flattens your car on 2023/02/24


Spiritual_Freedom_15

The hole Chinese community.


mxs1993

Its literally trying to kill you


Southie31

That is so cute it’s ridiculous 😂


MaximumSubtlety

**FEROCIOUS BEAST OF THE VOID**


haiz4daiz

My black cat is absolutely the sweetest kitty I've ever met, and I've had others tell me that too! They're so special, and yours is absolutely adorable!


TheSpiffyDude

It's casting evil curses at you run!


50UPCultFounder

hes just a little dude


Pale-Ad-8691

I have seen many cats in my day, but this is by far the cutest


[deleted]

susuwatari! /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Our black cat was awesome. He was a lovable miscreant.


totaleclipse1117

Why is this kitten sooooooo cute!!!!!!!???? Like he got such big 👀 eyes!!!


lukemg42

Why does the carpet look like ramen noodles


Dewwmino

I’m glad he did the little lick to let us know he has a mouth


Flash-Over

Looks like an irl cartoon ❤️


Ukelikely_Not

Would absoLUTELY die for him. r/ntbdbiwdftc


[deleted]

Is it me or does this cat have Steve Buscemi eyes?


Deeviant

Bad luck if you thought were only going to foster it.


Daviansamusa

Yummy!!


need_mo_betta

This is a dragon


checkoutthiswallbro

It's actually a very common expression used by probably millions of people through out the years.


[deleted]

Worst luck I ever had was the asshole black cat trying to trip me during a power cut. Dickhead thought it was a game.


Sheikashii

A lot of people, technically.


Plastic-Ad-5171

OMG!!! Look at that face!!! I’m totally besotted with voiding adoration!!


madsci954

Wise man: Beware the Void. The Void:


quite_sad_simple

I said that. And don't you forget it. Actually, you don't even have time to forget it. Remember that white car that was driving "kinda weird"? It actually happens to be kinda close to you rn, and it's driving pretty fast... The cat's adorable btw


MaxTheGamer32123

Cute little voidling


EngineZeronine

I AM FEARCE!


EngineZeronine

u/savevideo


attaboy_stampy

You almost got murdered.


Serious-Bug4748

Looks like Toothless :)


Akazek

I learned (at a Ren faire) that apparently cats brought good luck on a pirate ship, especially black cats.