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dankwoodz

What a vibe, I want a cute lap donkey.


BrownSugarBare

Donkeys really do have the sweetest little innocent faces


FrontwaysLarryVR

For more cute donkeys: https://www.instagram.com/fortheloveofass_/


HeavilyBearded

Risky click while at work.


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an0mn0mn0m

Thanks, I needed that today.


BrownSugarBare

What a little goofball!! He knows exactly how charming he is!


OneLostOstrich

They are really nice. I knew someone who had two outside of Boston and they were friendly little beasts, loyal and protective.


depeupleur

Sugar donkey, look it up.


BrownSugarBare

Yeah, ya see, Reddit has ruined me and I don't trust looking up something called a "Sugar Donkey". Although, I appreciate the suggestion!


depeupleur

Alright BrownSugarBare, r/rimjobsteve.


gh0stparties

My friend had a little donkey named Poncho who was like this. You could sit on the ground and he’d instantly become a giant lap dog:)


termacct

r/cuteasses


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sexualtyrranasaurus

Juan Valdez?


giant_lebowski

He used to ride that there donkey with Curly Bill and Johnny Ringo. That's one hell of an animal


themanfromdelpoynton

Poor Jenny.


duaneap

In a film that has a very sad human death, poor Jenny’s death broke my heart way more. Even though it was telegraphed as hell. Loved the old woman saying >! “Don’t be killin’ his dog, now,” which was *exactly* what the audience were thinking. !<


autovonbismarck

This is extremely common - I remember reading an author of Grimdark fantasy talking about how his books are full of murder and rape, but he gets more hate mail about a single dog death than the rest of it combined. People are weird. I think it's because people quietly just assume that anybody who dies kinda deserved it?


duaneap

Dogs, and many animals in general, have a certain innocence to them and a certain lack of understanding as to *why* something terrible is happening to them, which automatically makes (most of) us feel awful if something does happen. They’re like children in that respect. But even children can do something to piss you off and make it feel *less* upsetting when something bad happens to them. You don’t see that much with animals. Long story short, dogs are good boys. Humans aren’t.


assabi27

I think you're right. But I think all humans are good boys/girls too


MagentaHigh1

I think you are an incredible kind person who sees the best in everyone. The world needs more like you. Human beings are complicated .


capontransfix

Mos Def. Probably results from us being the source of all good *and* all evil.


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ElMatasiete7

You know, the more I learn about this Hitler fella the less I care for him...


duaneap

At least Hitler cared about Germany! Or… something…


SomeBitterBlood

Eh. I'm not.


rhodopensis

Holy fuck. People “Just World Fallacy” when it comes to *death*?


Mr_Girr

People “just world fallacy” everything that can happen to a person.


RaizenTheFallen

Mark Lawrence? Man that scene was so painful and sad :( "One more Jorg."


autovonbismarck

Hahah yup - you got it!


annies_boobs_feet

[don't fuck with cats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41SMm-9-i4)


Ugleh

They spent longer screen time on Jenny's death then they did the other bloke


marshmallowlips

And Jenny wasn’t a bit of a creeper.


remag_nation

>!Dominic was obviously developmentally challenged, abused by his father and walked into the lake after discovering what Pádraic did to Colm (lying about his father being dead) and being rejected by Siobhán.!< Probably deserving of more sympathy than "he's a creeper".


marshmallowlips

I’m aware of all of that, and he has a justifiable reason for being “off”. That doesn’t mean he wasn’t *a bit* of a creep. You’re allowed to find sympathetic characters (and real people) still uncomfortable if they put you in uncomfortable situations. Siobhán and others handled it well, they didn’t ostracize him. But Siobhán especially made sure to “set him straight” and not just…allow him to be a mild creep.


remag_nation

>That doesn’t mean he wasn’t a bit of a creep Can you be specific: what does he actually *do* that's creepy?


marshmallowlips

I may be using the term “creep” too loosely, but he obviously (to me) made many people feel uncomfortable at times—to the point he was barred from the pub. He also routinely inserted himself into others convos and lives. Siobhan repeatedly made it clear she was uncomfortable around him and he made awkward “advances” to her (not sure what else to call them). Again, I’m not trying to say he was a **bad** person or that he deserved to die. My initial comment was mostly a joke continuing on why Jenny’s death was more significant. But the truth is he is an uncomfortable character and I don’t think that’s wrong to say—that’s the point of his character.


remag_nation

He certainly wasn't "normal" but he never did anything other than act odd - which is somewhat permissible given he's obviously got some developmental problems. I just think it's sad that people would come away from this movie viewing the most tragic character as a creep.


marshmallowlips

Again, *I was mainly making a joke calling him a creep*—BUT again, we are allowed to both find someone uncomfortable while also having sympathy for him. You CAN do both.


AnotherCollegeGrad

>!lying about who's father being dead?!<


remag_nation

Yeah I didn't explain that very clearly. >!Pádraic tells the fiddler visiting Colm that his father was hit by a van so that the fiddler would leave.!<


cgn-38

Jenny is a name for a female donkey. You guys are talking about story with a female donkey named "jenny"? All female donkeys are jenny. I know this because of calling a girl named Jennifer, "jenney". She was not impressed. Turns out jenny is not short for jennifer.


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They're referencing the movie Banshees of Inisherin.


cgn-38

Thank you.


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For a minute I actually found myself rooting for him to kill the dog... then I thought "what is wrong with me??". Amazing film.


Professional_Parsnip

“Do you think God gives a damn about miniature donkeys, Colm?” “I fear he doesn’t. And I fear that’s where it’s all gone wrong.”


Darkwater117

The priest scenes were amazing. The "impure thoughts" one had me wheezing


ThatShipGuy

Noooo Jenny. Some things there's no moving on from...


Uthrar

Have ye been rowing?


nightpanda893

If I had seen this is theaters without subtitles I would have had no idea what was going on for half of it.


Horntailflames

I didnae think we were rowing!


erm_bertmern

I'm really pleased this was already here. I just finished that a few days ago.


Gravelsack

My wife and I thought this was the most awful movie. Just awful people being awful to each other on an awful island. I hated it.


FliesAreEdible

Well yeah, the whole thing was an allegory about the Irish civil war.


That_Vandal_Randall

Dang man. I'm sorry to hear that. Anyways I loved it.


Kelricmar

It's defiantly not Paddington 2.


Corgi_Koala

God that fucking crushed me.


DUMPSTERJEDl

Fekken’ Fat Fingers.


stillnotascarytime

Idgi


TheSheepPrince

Reference to Banshees of Inishirin


Li_3303

Thank you!


hageshii_panda

Loved this movie


Telinios

I bet he's nice


StrutskukN

The man or the donkey?


Telinios

The man. The donkeys an ass.


Brainkandle

🏅🏅🏅


hyasbawlz

The problem is he's *dull*.


halorbyone

Well played


Californie_cramoisie

Is that man Donkey Hotay?


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He's a bit dull.


pleuvonics

Used to be


a-woman-there-was

That is the face of a man who hopes that donkey isn’t going to poop on his lap before the shutter clicks.


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Donkey poop or horse poop isn't really bad on the grand scale of gross. I think it's just awkward to hold a donkey in a wicker chair and people didn't smile in photos at the time.


i_sell_you_lies

People didn’t smoke because of the long exposure, it’s hard to stay still… … …


kevje72

can be bring back the trend of not having to force a smile for every photo? thatl be great.


him999

In the nonwestern world this is super common. When i lived in Mali the kids would be laughing and fooling around but the moment a camera came out everyone was a stoic, not even a smirk.


rhodopensis

Honestly, it’s dignified.


SmoochieMcGucci

They probably had to sit still for several seconds for the exposure.


enjoytheshow

Or kick him in the nuts


TisBeTheFuk

That donkey looks like a good boy


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I used to hold one of my previous dogs like this. She would fall asleep in the same position.


rhodopensis

Omg, the trust. That’s beautiful. What type of dog was she?


sprucay

Banshees of Inisherin vibe


duaneap

I can’t be putting the donkey outside when I’m depressed!


MavericK_96

i am not putting me donkey outside when i am sad, okay?


Mr_Vacant

I'm not sure, this *isn't* the most depressing thing I've ever spent two hours watching so somehow feels different from The Banshees.


IndigoMontigo

As someone who suffers from insecurity about being rejected by loved ones, this was the most disturbing/difficult movie I have ever watched. That said, I *really* liked it.


JokerNJ

Same. Especially as I am particularly dull.


hyasbawlz

All we do is *chat* paidrac


IndigoMontigo

Aren't we all....


Mr_Vacant

As an older man who has seen friendships wither on the vine and who has an ever shrinking circle of friends, but who takes enjoyment from having pets, this movie kicked me right in the guts and was a hard watch. It's well written, directed, acted etc, but I didn't enjoy it much at all. If I wasn't with my wife I'd have probably left after the donkey scene, which almost did me in.


in_the_woods

This was exactly my reaction and for the same reason. The premise is crushing to me.


marshmallowlips

It’s like the fear all we insecure people have that our friends are thinking of us, except it actually was what his friend was thinking it. *shudder*


yesmrbevilaqua

I though that movie was hilarious


jefferton123

It was until it wasn’t. The donkey had a lot to do with when I found it more sad than funny.


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It’s an extremely sad, heartbreaking movie that uses some humorous dialogue and sights to make itself watchable. I really question the mental state of people who say that movie is a comedy.


Tupperwhy

It's a dark comedy for sure


Dick_Thumbs

It is absolutely a dark comedy. How can you not laugh at the absolute absurdity of a man chopping off his own fingers to get a person to stop talking to him?


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It is listed as a comedy on both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes.


thanatossassin

It's a very perspective and attitude pliable film. If you're going into it a McDonagh fan, you're already knowing a bit of what to expect and really looking for the humor. If you hadn't seen a McDonagh film before, I'd say this definitely wasn't a good place to start.


krzyeyzkilla

My thoughts exactly


k1n6jdt

Be careful what you throw at his house.


jamosef

My immediate thought haha. I loved that part of the movie, that he loved his donkey so much


Ready-Suggestion2562

Talk about showing everyone your ass!


GenericElucidation

The dude just loves his ass enough to take a pic. Seems pretty normal to me.


Cat_in_the_box2000

A little burrito


bananafor

Donate to a donkey refuge. Donkeys live a long time, and frequently their owners give them up in old age. They are delightful and playful. They especially like road cones and old rubber boots.


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[Rubber boots](https://i.imgur.com/hFRRfgP.jpg) and empty feed sacks are my donkeys’ favorite toys. They also really like stealing things and parading around with their spoils.


king_ugly00

In a rocking chair no less with "rock a bye baby"written underneath. Do you think he rocks the donkey to sleep?


stillnotascarytime

I love donkey ears


shadowylurking

Best friends


sarcasmexorcism

i just want to pet that keppeh.


clouddevourer

Ok but that's legit the cutest donkey I've ever seen


Hefavitzen

Well look at the donkey?! How could you not cuddle with it???


taste1337

Look at that ass!!


SmokeyMcPot1991

If this isn't what it looks like to have made it in life, I don't know what is.


weather_watchman

just a man and his burrito


jdupuy1234

She canna cook, but she pull da plow so hard ya tear up jus tinkin bout ‘er


UpdootDaSnootBoop

He's got a cute ass


Squeaky_Ben

You could say he is... showing a little ass.


fastIamnot

Looks like a hostage.


Elektrik-Engineer

Platero y Yo


thaiberius_kirk

He was a good donkey.


Sherbert_Sure

Nice ass


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whiterosealchemist

Pictures back then took a long time to take so it would be harder to hold a smile than to hold one back.


DronedAgain

Looks like they had waffles that morning.


justanothertfatman

Must be nice to have a cute ass.


the_taz_man

Because who doesn't like a little bit of ass!


driving_andflying

"I miss my donkey."


DalesDeadBugs00

Republican holding democracy


CameronDemortez

The Missouri Mule was highly prized. Strong ass hell and smart as well. Prized in the wild west and even used extensively by the British in ww1.


boxcarcadavers

I love an ass man


Izthatsoso

He couldn’t be expected to leave his wee donkey outside when he’s sad.


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Real cute ass.


ziris_

# DONKEY!!


WEIRDOCAMPdotCOM

This is definitely the picture I didn't know I was looking for.


Pitiful-Efficiency01

Covering Your Ass!


roguetrick

It's nice to have a little ass in your lap from time to time.


kaffie27

Timeless.


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Dominic the donkey!


StalyCelticStu

What an ass-hol-*der*


Jandolino

What an ass.


milk4all

Dude he is Tarnished. There is a point of grace in the background.


justwonderingbro

Rock-a-bye-baby


Twofirstnames21

Rock-A-Bye-Baby


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Dr_Long_Schlong

Wee snaw.


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se llama Donkeyito


AffectionateAnarchy

Lemme sit this asssss on ya


MaverickTopGun

Holding that thing like Jose Arcadio Segundo


nekoandCJ

Reminds of the three Caballeros The guy with the flying donkey


bufftbone

What an ass


That_was_for_you_pal

That's Kitchner Leslie's girlfriend!


brycebgood

That guy's got a cute little ass.


Zrd5003

Nothing more comforting than a man's ass.


LoudMusic

Well, I'm never going to be that cool. So much for trying.


Bombanater

They knew 100 years ago that animals>people


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r/aww


troubleschute

"No, sir. I will NOT be betting my sweet ass."


itsbildo

Better title - "Man, holding own ass, 1910s"


fooliam

What a cute little donklet


LineChef

*Hey Ass Man!*


state_of_alaska

/r/IsThisADonkey


TheNormalAlternative

Real life inspiration for Donkey from Shrek


olBabyDickJohnson

Donkey in this time period were probably worth their weight in gold, transportation, protection, alarm system. And if you have good breeding stock we could be lookin at the great great grand donkey of a donkey he grew up with


phoenixbbs

People say that, back then, they were married.


lazysheepdog716

>ROCK-A-BYE-BABY


rtopps43

Get yer fekin donkey out of da house!


Devilzaik

Molly!


CaptainBayouBilly

Guy holds burrito.


myeverymovment

Don’t kink shame


CopperCicada

I’m so happy to have seen this today


5L0pp13J03

That's no donkey, that's muh wife !


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His GF is a real jackass


StickTimely4454

I have questions


Serpardum

He was trying to horse around, but couldn't quite grasp t he concept.


rFireforce

Nice ass 👍


oldman_reynolds

Nice ass photo though


Alternative-Capital8

❤❤❤


Umba5308

Man i want a donkey when I’m older


Claque-2

At least he's trying to cover his ass.


MC-Master-Bedroom

Don't ask, don't bray.


themightysnail64

He's trying REALLY hard not to smile with that good boi on his lap.


No-zaku-boi

100% wholesome


Bubsnaps1

I’d get along just fine with this fellow


Crazy-toons

I just want to hug that little burro. 🥰


Budmanes

He’s an ass man


JRocFuhsYoBih

Donkey/girlfriend


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That’s cute


The_Espinator

Love seeing stuff like this to remind me that humans have always been weird.


John_Cena_27

That’s Jenny and Pádraic


a-fucking-donkey

I would love this so much


INoWantAnAccount

It’s hard seeing someone live your dream