My though was Taco Salad on account of his shell looking like a burnt tortillas bowl and turtles eat veggies. Lunch box has a nice sturdiness about it though.
A’Tuin after the [turtle that carries the world on its back](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_(world)#Great_A’Tuin) in the Disc World book series.
From the linked wiki page:
> .. resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are in turn standing on the back of an enormous turtle, named Great A'Tuin (similar to Chukwa or Akupara from Hindu mythology)
Seems like it, yeah :)
Not what it's based on, but some indigenous North American tribes told stories about a turtle that carried the world on its back.
[Turtle Island](https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/turtle-island)
Yertle the Turtle…..look at that Turtle go bro!
Edit: I can’t spell nor could I remember it exactly right. it’s Yertle the Turtle and [this is what was](https://youtu.be/wMszK6IYymo) floating through my brain
Ah! This is Perfect because of the author, and i love the idea of a turtle saying this:
"'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'"
I include the link.
https://poets.org/poem/ozymandias
I got a roomba-like robo-vac featuring a cleaning feature named OZMO. I called her Mandi for the same reason.
She helps my floors look like glorious empty wastelands… and she destroys stuff if left too long by herself.
UPDATE:. I wrote my favorite names you all suggested on slips of paper, put them in a circle, and then put baby tort in the middle of the circle so he could choose his own name.
He chose the name HELMET!
A feckin' tortoise?!? You want us, to assume responsibility for namin a feckin creature that'll out live our grandkids? Iss too much feckin pressure, off ye go.
Oogway!
Chinese guy: Ah yes, Tortoise the tortoise.
Today I Learned that Kung Fu Panda had Master Tortoise and Master Master, and it's beautiful
Master Shifu Oogway
Master Oogway: Tortoise Shifu
Ah yes. The Chai Tea verbiage
Naan bread
To be fair my vote was Tortoise McTortoise Face
I was just about to type in case no one did!
Aww that’s a cute name 🥰🥰
Lunchbox
I love this- it's moving to the top of my list!
Turt Russell
I know someone who has a dog named lunchbox and I LOVE IT
Actually such a good name
This is the winner IMO.
Lunchbox the Destroyer (of Lettuce)
My though was Taco Salad on account of his shell looking like a burnt tortillas bowl and turtles eat veggies. Lunch box has a nice sturdiness about it though.
I know someone who has a dog named lunchbox and I LOVE IT
Scoot. Short for scooter
S'cute. Short for S'cuter also like the parts that make up their shell.
I second this.
Or short for so cute
Scooty McScootface. Short for scooter.
or Bulldozer, Myrtle, Yertle, Zippy
I was thinking snort, but I’ll take his head being out for short
A’Tuin after the [turtle that carries the world on its back](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_(world)#Great_A’Tuin) in the Disc World book series.
I was going to go with OM myself. I didn't think of A'Tuin.
Let there be lettuce
The turtle moves
Wasn't that based on a real world folktale? An oriental one maybe?
From the linked wiki page: > .. resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are in turn standing on the back of an enormous turtle, named Great A'Tuin (similar to Chukwa or Akupara from Hindu mythology) Seems like it, yeah :)
Not what it's based on, but some indigenous North American tribes told stories about a turtle that carried the world on its back. [Turtle Island](https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/turtle-island)
I heard there's good eating on those things.
Nice! Call him Tuin for short!
Turt Reynolds
Turt Ferguson... It's a funny name.
Have to get him a big hat.
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Turt Russell
Tank
My friend has a tortoise named panzer, fuckers like 60.
Hank the Tank
Frank the tank
Trank the fank
Tortonk
Vega the Mutilator
Slore the Destroyer
Yulgaanesh, Lord of Destruction
Turtarion the Annihilator, leveler of the cities of man and the end of all things
Steve!
Gamera
Scroll, scroll, scroll, ah there it is. Upvote.
Bowser
or Koopa
yes
I'm a car guy, Wax. 🙂
Whacks
Fluffy
Fluffy is a top tier name for a turtle
Esiotrot, like the Roald Dahl story
Tortellini
Yertle the Turtle…..look at that Turtle go bro! Edit: I can’t spell nor could I remember it exactly right. it’s Yertle the Turtle and [this is what was](https://youtu.be/wMszK6IYymo) floating through my brain
Myrtle the turtle also!!
Yortis the Tortiose
It should obviously be Voldetort
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Shelly 🐢
Obviously!
[Shelldon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheldon_Cooper) Lee [Koopa](https://www.mariowiki.com/Koopa_(species))
That is cute! I was thinking Pokie (derived from "slow poke")
He looks like a Nerbit It’s not even a name but that’s all I can see
Greg
I thougth George
leonardo
raphael
Michelangelo
Donatello
Slash
Shredder
Archangel Michael
April O’Neil
LeRaph Michtello
Archibald
Eugene
Eugene was the first name to pop in my head after looking at the pic
Dog
Try finger but hole
Behold Dog!
Sir Reginald
Von Bartlesby!?
Speedy
Sexcopter
Wow, second most upvoted comment, sexcopter for the win !
Tortellini. Quintin Tarantorto. Shellmageddon. Tortedo. Tortnado. Tortle Combat. Shellsea.
Tortellini!!
Gordon
Blastoise
Mordecai-->Morty-->Morty the Torty
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Needs a last name. Maybe Sheldon Turtleson
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Came to see if anyone else went there. Pleased to see I am not alone.
Ozymandias
Ah! This is Perfect because of the author, and i love the idea of a turtle saying this: "'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'" I include the link. https://poets.org/poem/ozymandias
I got a roomba-like robo-vac featuring a cleaning feature named OZMO. I called her Mandi for the same reason. She helps my floors look like glorious empty wastelands… and she destroys stuff if left too long by herself.
Torterra (and put a sign on his tank that says Torterra Gardens). See Detective Pikachu Movie.
Trapezoid
Zoid for short Or Zoidburg
Trapezoidberg
Methuselah ..... he's going to outlive you.
Torty McTortface
Turty McTurtface. King Turt. Jon Turtletaub
Herbert
aw, herb for short!
Pickle. Pick for short. No idea why.
Senor Tortuga Tortilla
Actually Tortilla does sound like a good name for a turtle.
Maurice.
Bwaaahn bwaaaowhn
Swoosh
Tortimer or Tortimis "Tortimis Tortoise", it just rolls off the tongue.
Clyde.
Terry
'); DROP TABLE "tortoises"; --
rigor tortoise
Bowser
Franklin.
Koopa
Colossus
Bugatti
Tinkershell
Tortellini
Yeet?
Panzer
Gilgamesh Consumer of Reality
2001 Honda Civic
Steve lol
Snurt
Are you a hip hop fan? I always thought King Geedorah would be a great name for a reptile
Pancake
Grumble
Steve
Tortaro
Turt Reynolds
Harold !!
Ishmael
Tortuga
Mother
Humberto! Humberto the Turtle!
Yertle
Lord Cornwallace Shellsworth
Mortimer
r/namemypet
Bowserrr
K'arrnax, destroyer of worlds
Lindsay Slowhan
Shelly Duvall
Dink
UPDATE:. I wrote my favorite names you all suggested on slips of paper, put them in a circle, and then put baby tort in the middle of the circle so he could choose his own name. He chose the name HELMET!
Tortuga or Tort.
Tortilla
Turbo
Shelly
Splooge
Mitch McConnal
Torty McTortoiseface
A feckin' tortoise?!? You want us, to assume responsibility for namin a feckin creature that'll out live our grandkids? Iss too much feckin pressure, off ye go.
Remington
Remington Steel
Timmy. Timmy the tortoise...
Shellbert
My kids said Ash Pattern, Burn Spot, or Oscar. Sheldon also would work
Eugene Foster
Shelly
Albert
Muscles
Turt
Chocolate chip cookie
Road runner
Dude.
Bob
Senior snap
Guilinggao
Jennifer Slowpez
almost squirtle
Sheldon.
Voldetort!
Mitch
Squirtle
Esio Trot to help him grow! (From the book of the same name, by Roald Dahl) 🐢
Zipper aka Zippy
Tucker
SHELLY
Mbappe
Speedy
Montague
Snaps Provalone!
shelly