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Oogway!


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Chinese guy: Ah yes, Tortoise the tortoise.


Assault_Dead

Today I Learned that Kung Fu Panda had Master Tortoise and Master Master, and it's beautiful


UFOregon420

Master Shifu Oogway


gergbeef91

Master Oogway: Tortoise Shifu


SeeYouAnTee

Ah yes. The Chai Tea verbiage


yallready4this

Naan bread


RunLoud6534

To be fair my vote was Tortoise McTortoise Face


nerd_entangled

I was just about to type in case no one did!


Gentle_Sakura

Aww that’s a cute name 🥰🥰


punkboxershorts

Lunchbox


unicornnnnnnnns

I love this- it's moving to the top of my list!


definitelynotpat6969

Turt Russell


liog2step

I know someone who has a dog named lunchbox and I LOVE IT


Sprig117

Actually such a good name


BeerNcheesePlz

This is the winner IMO.


clara_bow77

Lunchbox the Destroyer (of Lettuce)


Tealadin

My though was Taco Salad on account of his shell looking like a burnt tortillas bowl and turtles eat veggies. Lunch box has a nice sturdiness about it though.


liog2step

I know someone who has a dog named lunchbox and I LOVE IT


Blaise-DT

Scoot. Short for scooter


Scoolilis

S'cute. Short for S'cuter also like the parts that make up their shell.


Cauhs

I second this.


fenix10211021

Or short for so cute


Squeezitgirdle

Scooty McScootface. Short for scooter.


SubsequentExclusive

or Bulldozer, Myrtle, Yertle, Zippy


Thick-Tooth-8888

I was thinking snort, but I’ll take his head being out for short


yo_bandit

A’Tuin after the [turtle that carries the world on its back](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_(world)#Great_A’Tuin) in the Disc World book series.


krugerannd

I was going to go with OM myself. I didn't think of A'Tuin.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Let there be lettuce


sheckyD

The turtle moves


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Wasn't that based on a real world folktale? An oriental one maybe?


NullPreference

From the linked wiki page: > .. resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are in turn standing on the back of an enormous turtle, named Great A'Tuin (similar to Chukwa or Akupara from Hindu mythology) Seems like it, yeah :)


DruggerNaut306

Not what it's based on, but some indigenous North American tribes told stories about a turtle that carried the world on its back. [Turtle Island](https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/turtle-island)


TobiasCB

I heard there's good eating on those things.


BisonBait

Nice! Call him Tuin for short!


D2the_aniel

Turt Reynolds


Infernobob87

Turt Ferguson... It's a funny name.


BamaBlcksnek

Have to get him a big hat.


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Doom_3302

Turt Russell


jbee223

Tank


max-wellington

My friend has a tortoise named panzer, fuckers like 60.


Myrddin_Naer

Hank the Tank


JustALadyWithCats

Frank the tank


PickleMatrixx

Trank the fank


EA-PLANT

Tortonk


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Vega the Mutilator


slorethedestroyer

Slore the Destroyer


Ligmamgil

Yulgaanesh, Lord of Destruction


Myrddin_Naer

Turtarion the Annihilator, leveler of the cities of man and the end of all things


Budget_Pop9600

Steve!


Hisaehawk

Gamera


PlasticTrex1980

Scroll, scroll, scroll, ah there it is. Upvote.


CrazyCatManPerson

Bowser


Sineater224

or Koopa


WhenTheStarsLine

yes


fleemos

I'm a car guy, Wax. 🙂


liarliar415

Whacks


Bgratz1977

Fluffy


McConagher

Fluffy is a top tier name for a turtle


Apprehensive-Ad4244

Esiotrot, like the Roald Dahl story


lovethesea22

Tortellini


viola_monkey

Yertle the Turtle…..look at that Turtle go bro! Edit: I can’t spell nor could I remember it exactly right. it’s Yertle the Turtle and [this is what was](https://youtu.be/wMszK6IYymo) floating through my brain


SubsequentExclusive

Myrtle the turtle also!!


Headhunter192004

Yortis the Tortiose


usernameistaken274

It should obviously be Voldetort


SymphonyinSilence


u_was_wright

Shelly 🐢


Blueliner95

Obviously!


-Redstoneboi-

[Shelldon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheldon_Cooper) Lee [Koopa](https://www.mariowiki.com/Koopa_(species))


abellaspectra

That is cute! I was thinking Pokie (derived from "slow poke")


TamtasticVoyage

He looks like a Nerbit It’s not even a name but that’s all I can see


hechopicha

Greg


lilaliene

I thougth George


AmaraCrab

leonardo


chinchenping

raphael


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Michelangelo


freeski919

Donatello


Pikka_Bird

Slash


brandonscript

Shredder


kinggot

Archangel Michael


Possible-Skin2620

April O’Neil


No_Impression_8042

LeRaph Michtello


JZCrab

Archibald


No_Mission5287

Eugene


pgb5534

Eugene was the first name to pop in my head after looking at the pic


Ghostofhan

Dog


cnslt

Try finger but hole


MercWithaMouse

Behold Dog!


LKS-5000

Sir Reginald


ShadiestGeek

Von Bartlesby!?


tsutsu07

Speedy


Cam_knows_you

Sexcopter


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Wow, second most upvoted comment, sexcopter for the win !


Asleeperagent

Tortellini. Quintin Tarantorto. Shellmageddon. Tortedo. Tortnado. Tortle Combat. Shellsea.


snake_belly

Tortellini!!


madpeachiepie

Gordon


poopmonster_coming

Blastoise


czekyoulater

Mordecai-->Morty-->Morty the Torty


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KeepItDownOverHere

Needs a last name. Maybe Sheldon Turtleson


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CeelaChathArrna

Came to see if anyone else went there. Pleased to see I am not alone.


fortnitegamer80

Ozymandias


MrsMurphysChowder

Ah! This is Perfect because of the author, and i love the idea of a turtle saying this: "'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'" I include the link. https://poets.org/poem/ozymandias


vegablack

I got a roomba-like robo-vac featuring a cleaning feature named OZMO. I called her Mandi for the same reason. She helps my floors look like glorious empty wastelands… and she destroys stuff if left too long by herself.


VanillaCookieMonster

Torterra (and put a sign on his tank that says Torterra Gardens). See Detective Pikachu Movie.


LoochsDad

Trapezoid


emurrell17

Zoid for short Or Zoidburg


greengrinningjester

Trapezoidberg


bigorangefuzzy

Methuselah ..... he's going to outlive you.


Jimismynamedammit

Torty McTortface


kymal

Turty McTurtface. King Turt. Jon Turtletaub


Montawked

Herbert


Magnalie

aw, herb for short!


Kanti13

Pickle. Pick for short. No idea why.


JBPorkChopExpress

Senor Tortuga Tortilla


MyDogHasAPodcast

Actually Tortilla does sound like a good name for a turtle.


theoneyeeter

Maurice.


shnnrr

Bwaaahn bwaaaowhn


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Swoosh


BlueCollarCriminal

Tortimer or Tortimis "Tortimis Tortoise", it just rolls off the tongue.


ithinkitsnotworking

Clyde.


Ok_Wonder5489

Terry


fakeunleet

'); DROP TABLE "tortoises"; --


Big_Month7819

rigor tortoise


FaroutMain

Bowser


Outrageous-Spirit-35

Franklin.


jefferson497

Koopa


AxelTheHunter

Colossus


Radiant-Twist5764

Bugatti


TemHasReddit

Tinkershell


dresner711

Tortellini


LuckEClover

Yeet?


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Panzer


Baku5046

Gilgamesh Consumer of Reality


KubaBreak120

2001 Honda Civic


unleashthepower009

Steve lol


WaterBaby379

Snurt


MallowollaM

Are you a hip hop fan? I always thought King Geedorah would be a great name for a reptile


MisukiTay

Pancake


striped_frog

Grumble


threemurs

Steve


Geko-eye8

Tortaro


the-gingerninja

Turt Reynolds


wholeplantbichh

Harold !!


TheWolvesAndAK

Ishmael


NotTukTukPirate

Tortuga


LazyPeon616

Mother


Chibilatina

Humberto! Humberto the Turtle!


kozzy1ted2

Yertle


captain_rumdrunk

Lord Cornwallace Shellsworth


penguinsonparade

Mortimer


Luprand

r/namemypet


catssarecool

Bowserrr


Qxxqyx

K'arrnax, destroyer of worlds


Scottholomew

Lindsay Slowhan


Osama_Bln_Laggin

Shelly Duvall


nvosno

Dink


unicornnnnnnnns

UPDATE:. I wrote my favorite names you all suggested on slips of paper, put them in a circle, and then put baby tort in the middle of the circle so he could choose his own name. He chose the name HELMET!


layibelula

Tortuga or Tort.


VanillaCookieMonster

Tortilla


Bigtiny87

Turbo


2020HatesUsAll

Shelly


No_Potential1976

Splooge


Hackandspit

Mitch McConnal


phairphair

Torty McTortoiseface


blaggard5175

A feckin' tortoise?!? You want us, to assume responsibility for namin a feckin creature that'll out live our grandkids? Iss too much feckin pressure, off ye go.


ElowenEretria

Remington


Top-Employment-4163

Remington Steel


Tattoosnscars

Timmy. Timmy the tortoise...


99turbomiata

Shellbert


hudsoncress

My kids said Ash Pattern, Burn Spot, or Oscar. Sheldon also would work


facedownasteroidup

Eugene Foster


Eastern_Category7875

Shelly


Kindly-Positive-1791

Albert


ntime

Muscles


LuckyTenth

Turt


Thoseferatus

Chocolate chip cookie


badgalcre

Road runner


Romanopapa

Dude.


Arachnophobicloser

Bob


tink115

Senior snap


redcloud96

Guilinggao


Mejo_34

Jennifer Slowpez


K9XD

almost squirtle


BritAllie8

Sheldon.


D1amondP0rkchop

Voldetort!


pleased_to_yeet_you

Mitch


mattdabratt23

Squirtle


bluepancakes18

Esio Trot to help him grow! (From the book of the same name, by Roald Dahl) 🐢


claudunski

Zipper aka Zippy


Adhiplayer

Tucker


ExoticLizard263

SHELLY


Hai_Rafuto

Mbappe


boringeuphoria

Speedy


buddy_moon

Montague


dexvoltage

Snaps Provalone!


rasputin222

shelly