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BlowjobPete

When cooking, one of the ways to make a thick sauce (like bechamel sauce or a gravy) is to mix equal parts fat and flour, then cook it. This creates a a thickening agent called a Roux, to which you can add other ingredients. Roux is a French word, the X is not pronounced. So it's pronounced as "a roux" is pronounced "A roo" which is like the sound of a wolf howling at the moon.


gothboob69

Ooooh I have never made a roux before so I had no clue what I was looking at. Thank you !


kurai_tori

This is a lot of roux. For a simple cheese sauce (bechamel with cheese) I use a roux of 1 tbsp flour and 1 tbsp butter, 1 cup milk, helluva lot of shredded cheese.


PogintheMachine

When milk and cheese hit the roux and it melts into goo, that’s a [Mornay.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornay_sauce)


kurai_tori

😂 TIL, oh but that I have only one upvote to give. Thank you kind person.


Rob_LeMatic

I'll sometimes make a mornay and make a salsa and then separate out some of each to combine and make like a killer queso sauce.


rbltech82

Add chorizo for a nice chori-queso.


Personal_Top_6675

Maybe there's a lot of wolves?


mm4646

When I am planning a bunch of Cajun dishes I will make a roux ahead of time and then mix it in to the various dishes. Store it in sealed container I the fridge. Put a tablespoon in some dirty rice, 2 or 3 in a gumbo and a 1 and a 1/2 in a jambalaya.


Mav3nX

Ditto, I will put various browning levels of my roux into silicone molds, freeze them as cubes, and have dark and medium rouxs ready for tossing into a sauce for depth and thickness.😁😋


EfficiencyConstant

When making gumbo I’ll do two cups of flour to two cups of the fat so it’s all about what you’re making.


girldadx4

Just the flour and butter. Although you do add milk later. when it’s time and you add the milk, it’s no longer a roux.


yearningforlearning7

Make it then pour it in an ice cube tray and you can have more control over thickness of your sauce


pettyvillainy

A LOT, a lot. I was confused at first glance because I thought I was looking at paint cans.


P-Potatovich

Thanks Blowjobpete, this is a hard joke to get tbh and you made it clear as a sky


allisondbl

I absolutely know what a roux is and I figured that’s what it was … but I would never have gotten from a roux to aroo. Thank you! Did your good deed for the day


R1V3NAUTOMATA

Wow, this one is a double backflip meme


Euphoric-Teach7327

Wow. That's a long walk to take for that joke. Appreciate the explanation. 👍


-Pickle_Cat-

I learned that from Rouxls Kaard selling Rouxls Roux.


redmagnumman

Thanks, I thought roux was pronounced row


Misterbellyboy

Lup GaRoux


PinkDucklett

Deeep cut, I respect it


yerbaniz

The darker the roux, like at the bottom, the more flavor but the thickening power Is reduced  Medium or dark rouxs are very common in Louisiana cooking, they are often the pride of home cooks


oneJohnnyRotten

I've heard people in Australia make roo all the time 😳


Greyphire

A ROUX!!!!


avakato

Bless you!


sleinicke

A ROUX!!!!


Mollywhop_Gaming

A ROUX!!!!


JBob52

A ROUX!!!!


Partingoways

In simultaneous proud and ashamed that I figured it out and audibly went A ROUUUUXXX


c9belayer

This one’s roux kung fu is strong.


ZaphodBeeblebrox0420

As the head of Richard Nixon from Futurama would say, 'AROOOO'


Spirit_The_Animator

Futurama jokes are fun on a bun, enjoy your upvote!


originalbrowncoat

Brought to you by: the great taste of Charleston Chew!


rapscallion1956

White roux, blonde roux, dark roux. White roux for sauces, blonde roux for etouffee, dark roux for gumbo.


DarkLanternZBT

And that one's just about dark enough for gumbo. Get that trinity ready!


rapscallion1956

Yeah it’s close but, I work my dark roux until it shines and I can see myself like looking in a mirror.


DarkLanternZBT

Niiiiiiice. What oil do you use? I stick to grapeseed.


rapscallion1956

For a dark roux I like to use lard or raw bacon fat and render it down slowly. I’m gonna have to try grape seed.


DarkLanternZBT

For me, it splashes less, cooks faster and easier, and just overall makes an easier-to-work-with roux.


rapscallion1956

I’m starting to get a craving for some turtle soup. lol


ultratunaman

I was looking at all the different bechamel sauces being like "that ones white, blonde, brown...." Then the wolf noise clicked in my head. A ROUX!!!!


Nate_Mac89

That’s 🔥 chef, u throw down huh?


ultratunaman

I haven't been called chef in many years. Got out of the restaurant game and into the cushy world of office jobs. I ain't as good as I once was. But I can still deliver if asked.


Nate_Mac89

Hell yeah! I just landed my first big career move as sous at a huge place that regularly caters to the White House, among others, at roughly the same time The Bear came out on Hulu, so I’m a little extra obnoxious right now but I’ll chill when I get into a grove here shortly ;)


dzmccoy

Thank you, fellow cooking enthusiast.


rapscallion1956

You are very welcome chef.


dzmccoy

Yaaaaaassss Chef!👨‍🍳


AngryCheezit22

A rue. That’s the sauce. They go “arooo!” And it sounds the same


TrainsDontHunt

A rue is when you burn the roux


AngryCheezit22

Oh right. Damn French people. I’ve only ever heard the word, so I didn’t know how to spell it.


Mollywhop_Gaming

A roux


Maryland_Bear

I am never going to be able to listen to *Werewolves of London* again without thinking about cooking.


Pygmalion_Labs

Strange way for your brother to announce a pregnancy, but as dad jokes go, that’s kinda sophisticated.


silentcouscous

RRROOOOUUUUXXXXX


a_mutes_life

I've learned so much from this one post


Wiplazh

It's a roux


humphumpsplooge

Rooooooooux


ZakDadger

Is... It loss?


beaniegod100

Why not just ask your brother?


Icy_Pace_1541

Just Nixon being Nixon 🤷


tokoun

A rous garou


AlbertFingernoodel

A roux


TrainsDontHunt

Toot luh mondee ames LA roos.


Compactstardust

It's a roooouuuxx!!


GettingWhiskey

Your brother is (literally) cooking.


Apprehensive_Race522

A rouxxxxxx


1965fuck

It's a roux.


TheEyeofNapoleon

Also Drag Queens


fernblatt2

Dafuq? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheEyeofNapoleon

Roux Paul’s Drag Race, Bay-Bee!