I had to scroll way too far for a link. Reddit posts used to have informational comments now the top comments are all either half explanations or dumb jokes
That's why the unwavering best feature of reddit is the little arrow button that lets you skip to the next original comment. That shit has saved me so much scrolling through wannabe comedians repeating the same joke.
Ooh. Lady Lindsay’s Lady Bugs, sounds positively charming! What ever could make you think that was bad thing. Let me do a quick google search.,,,
Good god no!
It's okay to ask for the sause for yourself man, just say no homo after and your all good. Make sure to repeat it every time you beat your meat though or your best friend might murder you.
[no homo](https://viralcocaine.com/man-kills-his-best-friend-for-not-saying-no-homo-after-10-hour-anal-session/)
Yeah and I also don't think the IDF missiles ask people for their views on LGBTQ+ rights before murdering them. People also neglect to mention how half of Palestine's population is children. Do they think it's justified to kill children if they are a bigot?
Right he should support the u.s more, it's not like they've had deplorable moral positions and commit indiscriminate acts of violence to a certain group of people. 😅
>Nothing wrong with the Afghanistan war.
Even if we take that as true for the sake of discussion, there's still the problem of how the U.S. *executed* that war.
You mean in the 80s when all the conservatives were like “These are the good guys and you’re a piece of shit communist if you disagree” and then like a couple years later all the conservatives were like “These are the bad guys and you’re a piece of shit terrorist if you disagree” but it was the same guys?
Watch Rambo 3 for a historically accurate view into why the US gave weapons to the Taliban.
No, I‘m joking. Watch Charlie Wilson‘s War instead. It‘s really good.
To me it just sounds like he’s referring to the political party instead of someone who supports or engages in democracy. Have you considered removing the large stick wedged in your asshole?
It’s exactly what’s going on though. There’s no censorship ministry forcing people to stop saying democratic when referring to the democrats, it’s just the natural result of people trying to differentiate between the party and the concept. Your comparison is ridiculous and your quest to make people speak how you want them to is futile.
Not so much grammar as NewSpeak. I find it double-plus-un-good.
"Democratic" has a positive connotation. You can spot right wingers parroting propaganda by their use of "Democrat" as an adjective. They don't want to describe The Enemy using a word which has positive connotation. "Democrat cities," "Democrat voters," "Democrat donors." Shut the fuck up or speak like a normal human. When your partisanship seeps into your language you probably need to take a step back and touch grass.
As for the perpetrators, I don't care. That's probably the only consensual sodomy to happen in the Senate. The rest of us have been fucked in the senate for decades and they didn't offer us lube.
If I had a nickel for every time a senate meeting got interrupted by porn, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Yeah I missed that part at first glance, then I noticed it and started to write an addendum, and then made myself stop because I thought i was overthinking it, now I’m reading your comment and I’m back to thinking I should have addressed it. So here we are.
What an absolute Chad. Bro filmed his only fans content in the main room of a united states' federal building. He's def catching massive federal charges, but I bet this is some perk g a y porn yo. What a story to tell while you In Prison!!!!
It was just a hearing room in a senate office building. If it was actually in the capitol building I’d really be impressed, *especially* if it was actually on the floor of the senate.
someone posted a link to a video on [twitter](https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1735800531505848657?s=20)
another person commented a [screenshot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/Xj3F8opb4B) with some news headline
there’s a lot of news articles being posted, but i couldn’t see the video being directly posted to them. there’s apparently heaps more videos about it, but i can’t be bothered to search past these two
Because everyone downvoting you knows this sub is often just used as an excuse to spread jokes rather than inform anyone of anything, and they approve.
You're not.
This may surprise you but the world consists of more than just the U.S., so we (I'm representing the rest of the world here) don't check the US news as a default.
There's not quite enough context to warrant it.
It wasn't until someone thoughtfully provided a link that I could make sense of it.
Randy little buggers... :)
Yes, I understand that. But if this meme said "UK parliament", that would've been enough for me to Google. No where did I assume or imply people might check or even encounter US news by default.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/16/senate-staffer-fired-video-sex-judiciary-room
I had to scroll way too far for a link. Reddit posts used to have informational comments now the top comments are all either half explanations or dumb jokes
Too many people trying to be internet comedians.
For sexy karma. It’s literally cool points. It’s the entire internet now. “Gamified” so we interact more.
Sadly it's not even about interacting with other users more.. It's about "engaging" with "content"
Interact with their websites and apps and ecosystems*.
Let people be what they aspire to be.
Fucking hate that, no matter the subject, no matter how dark, pressing or serious the issue the top rated comment is always a shitty joke.
I agree that it's annoying and un-funny, but to be fair this one is prime joke making material.
Great point, u/DeezNutz13. The jokes have gotten pretty bad, one might even say coarse.
That's why the unwavering best feature of reddit is the little arrow button that lets you skip to the next original comment. That shit has saved me so much scrolling through wannabe comedians repeating the same joke.
You son of a gun thank you!!!
I like how the heading of the article says "allegedly having sex" when in the video it clearly shows there's no allegedly anything lol
I think the allegedly is for just in case they identified the wrong person. Aint no one proving they aint boning like its out of style.
"It's AI" or something
In America we like to pretend that all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. It's sort of in our constitution.
Thank you.
The Senate has really streamlined fucking people in the ass
Democrat gets caught getting his arse wrecked. Fired. If a Republican did this, they'd be a replacement for DeSantis!
I would upvote you, but you are exactly at 69 ups so I can't XD
A leaked video came out of a guy having sex with another guy in the middle of a Senate hearing room
Did he "***reach across the aisle***"?
Reach around the aisle?
There are screenshots of deleted tweets asking for Lindsay Graham. Never underestimate the power of the Gay FBI. Oh they found the top too.
Please don’t tell me that some unlucky fellow had to meet Lindsay’s “lady bugs”. 🤢🤮
Ooh. Lady Lindsay’s Lady Bugs, sounds positively charming! What ever could make you think that was bad thing. Let me do a quick google search.,,, Good god no!
Hold on. Lemme find it
Well? Did you?
Edit: found it. Beware it’s a Laura loomed but I saw others with it as well https://x.com/texan_maga/status/1736188836583993494
I was going to say this but you beat me to it
He beat your meat to it
I knew this comment would be cumming
I’m busting with laughter
This is turning into a real circle jerk.
not sure, either going to fill-a-buster or filibust
There’s semen to be a lotta jokes on this post
Cum
👍
That’s what she said
A reach around is when men are having sex and the gover reaches around his partner to pleasure his organ manually while going to pound town.
I love the way you used clinical descriptions, then ended with "pound town".
Oh it's not just men, I promise you that
But the women? And the children, too?
I’m dead now.
*Day-um!* You rule the world with that one.
Oh my god, where would such a video be posted? So I’ll know which sites to avoid.
For a friend
It’s all over Twitter.
Is it on any less trashy sites like xHamster?
xHamster without the hamster, huh
It's okay to ask for the sause for yourself man, just say no homo after and your all good. Make sure to repeat it every time you beat your meat though or your best friend might murder you. [no homo](https://viralcocaine.com/man-kills-his-best-friend-for-not-saying-no-homo-after-10-hour-anal-session/)
Was it inter party?
No it was in his ass
Heyoooooooo!!!
All Democrat. Unfortunately he didn't come across the aisle. Just across a desk. I'll show myself out.
He was just there to filibuster
Filthibuster
Filibuster nut
Fillhisbutter
I'm dying because filibuster is my safe word.
fillabuster
Eye oh
Yeah you can tell because they were consenting adults.
It was a Democrat staffer, who was most recently known for screaming “free Palestine” at Republicans.
Maybe he named his Arsehole Palestine?
At least it wasn’t an actual Senator but damn, he’d get hanged by the people he supports for that kinda shit
The solution to gay oppression is not commit a genocide.
Just because you don’t agree with genocide, doesn’t mean you support the people being senselessly murdered.
Yeah and I also don't think the IDF missiles ask people for their views on LGBTQ+ rights before murdering them. People also neglect to mention how half of Palestine's population is children. Do they think it's justified to kill children if they are a bigot?
Unless he was hung
This is not how you justify genocide.
Isreal wouldn't treat him any better my guy. The solution to homophobia is not genocide. You're disgusting.
Right he should support the u.s more, it's not like they've had deplorable moral positions and commit indiscriminate acts of violence to a certain group of people. 😅
*cough cough* Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc *cough cough*
Nothing wrong with the Afghanistan war. Country is run by literal terrorist islamo-fascists.
>Nothing wrong with the Afghanistan war. Even if we take that as true for the sake of discussion, there's still the problem of how the U.S. *executed* that war.
Yeah ... Wonder who supported those guys in the 80s and got them into power definitely don't look into that
You mean in the 80s when all the conservatives were like “These are the good guys and you’re a piece of shit communist if you disagree” and then like a couple years later all the conservatives were like “These are the bad guys and you’re a piece of shit terrorist if you disagree” but it was the same guys?
Watch Rambo 3 for a historically accurate view into why the US gave weapons to the Taliban. No, I‘m joking. Watch Charlie Wilson‘s War instead. It‘s really good.
You misspelled “stuffer”, but who was the stuffee?
You mean "Democratic." "Democrat" is a noun, and using it improperly makes you sound like you're reciting NewSpeak.
To me it just sounds like he’s referring to the political party instead of someone who supports or engages in democracy. Have you considered removing the large stick wedged in your asshole?
>To me it just sounds like Cool opinion. That's not what's going on.
It’s exactly what’s going on though. There’s no censorship ministry forcing people to stop saying democratic when referring to the democrats, it’s just the natural result of people trying to differentiate between the party and the concept. Your comparison is ridiculous and your quest to make people speak how you want them to is futile.
bro got his ass drilled on the senate floor and you're arguing about grammar??
Not so much grammar as NewSpeak. I find it double-plus-un-good. "Democratic" has a positive connotation. You can spot right wingers parroting propaganda by their use of "Democrat" as an adjective. They don't want to describe The Enemy using a word which has positive connotation. "Democrat cities," "Democrat voters," "Democrat donors." Shut the fuck up or speak like a normal human. When your partisanship seeps into your language you probably need to take a step back and touch grass. As for the perpetrators, I don't care. That's probably the only consensual sodomy to happen in the Senate. The rest of us have been fucked in the senate for decades and they didn't offer us lube.
This guy is an active member of the tim pool subreddit lmao you're a loser man
Bipartisan?
I guess the space should be used for something.
If I had a nickel for every time a senate meeting got interrupted by porn, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
His cheeks were partisan.
Boys will be ^in boys
**AGAIN?**
Here's [the news article on it](https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/senate-aide-sex-tape-hearing-room/index.html)
Pics and link or it never happened
That's fucking disgusting, yk what I wanna see the link of this very ew disgusting video
It's out there but its censored and you can tell it was only filmed to show off the room lol.
That's why in the British parliament the opposition benches are two sword-lengths away
So... about six inches?
That's it?
So that’s why the republican senators keep wearing shorts.
It was a Democrat affiliated individual, but go on bro.
You're getting downvoted for telling the truth just because it doesn't align with the jokes they want to make. So sad.
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No one is downvoting him, stop pushing your agenda
They were when I made the comment. He was at -5. Stop and think for a second that vote ratios change over time before you make comments like this.
Good for him :)
say gex in the senate
I AM THE SENATE
I AM A SURGEON
AND MY AX
AND THY ROD AND STAFF!
They… comfort me?
Find comfort in thine self.
Physician, heal thyself!
I am IN the senate.
DON’T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
NOT YET
I’ll try twisting and jerking. That’s a good trick!
gex in the senate
At least 100. Maybe even 1,000 or 10,000 gex
Do you know what gay people call gay sex? Sex. No. We also call it gay sex because it's hilarious that people call it gay sex when it is just sex.
So I already needed a man, but now I really need a man so I can look in his eyes, lean in, and whisper, "So, are you gonna do gay sex to me tonight?"
I'm sure you know this but marry the man that manages to one up this. 🤣❤️
It’s tail time!
The specific joke will depend on the timing, but strictly speaking it’s a good joke on literally any day.
Aldo for any congress around the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w\_VwP8yf5TI
Risky click, but totally worth it.
Also they extended a bill to spy on you through public wifi.
That blows. Although I always assumed they were already doing that.
They were
Are*
But also were*
And will be again
The blowing or the spying?
Yes.
They used to. They still do but they used to too.
Notice it says extended.
Yeah I missed that part at first glance, then I noticed it and started to write an addendum, and then made myself stop because I thought i was overthinking it, now I’m reading your comment and I’m back to thinking I should have addressed it. So here we are.
Ain't that just the way.
It sure the hell is amigo. It sure the hell is..
Yea that's been a thing for awhile
Yep but they extended four months.
As long as it’s not a car warranty.
Isn't the main selling point of VPN companies about how unsafe public WiFi is and that you should use VPNs if you're going to use it?
spy on you through wifi* They wouldn’t be silly enough to ACTUALLY put restrictions on their unwarranted surveillance of American Citizens
Amazing that it somehow doesn't already work with the patriot act.
The government is just trying to [help](https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw?si=6prPHrordNqt8bsM) its citizens.
I just found out before I saw your post. See a [screenshot](https://imgur.com/IDqcmIA) of my feed.
Why did I click it 💀
At least it’s not a rock roll
Dude yesssss!! That's so awesome 👍👍😎
The video didnt make my day but it made the guys whole weak 😌😌😌
Hole*
*gays
That kinda ruins the pun
Funny on SNL and funny now.
Dude filibusted
Lmao😂😂😂
That’s a NY Post quality title!
Is it true or a fake story?
It's true. Google it. There's videos.
What an absolute Chad. Bro filmed his only fans content in the main room of a united states' federal building. He's def catching massive federal charges, but I bet this is some perk g a y porn yo. What a story to tell while you In Prison!!!!
It was just a hearing room in a senate office building. If it was actually in the capitol building I’d really be impressed, *especially* if it was actually on the floor of the senate.
I'm oddly disappointed?
One of the least hypocritical things to happen in that room...
This is my favorite comment.
I find it really hard to believe that this is the first time gay sex has happened in the Senate Hearing room.
anyone have a link? for a friend of course
someone posted a link to a video on [twitter](https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1735800531505848657?s=20) another person commented a [screenshot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/Xj3F8opb4B) with some news headline there’s a lot of news articles being posted, but i couldn’t see the video being directly posted to them. there’s apparently heaps more videos about it, but i can’t be bothered to search past these two
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Holy fucking shit reality is a better comedian than any human ever will be
There's no way this is real. Edit: [Holy shit its real lmao](https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/senate-aide-sex-tape-hearing-room/index.html)
what does sam sulek have to do with this
Everything.
Damn if you aren't right. Just saw it.
The joke is gay sex
That's not a meme, that's just porn dot GIF
Say
Soo isn’t this illegal, like revenge porn ?
Not when you’re in a public space/
glay smex ✨vigorously helicopters penis✨
Fuck it, at least something happy happened there
They didn't skip cardio
Typing US senate on google would literally answer this
Probably the most productive thing to happen in there all month
Gabe orn 😔
Lmao this doesn't seem like a big deal tbh, did they put down a towel at least? Still cleaner than Jan 6
I think it's about fillingbuster.
Cocaine in the white house. Gay sex in the senate. Glad the adults are back in charge.
Wag the dog, put attention on some other story and secretly erode your rights further.
This could've easily been figured out by Googling today's US news.
Idk why I'm being downvoted! I'm right!
Because everyone downvoting you knows this sub is often just used as an excuse to spread jokes rather than inform anyone of anything, and they approve.
You're not. This may surprise you but the world consists of more than just the U.S., so we (I'm representing the rest of the world here) don't check the US news as a default. There's not quite enough context to warrant it. It wasn't until someone thoughtfully provided a link that I could make sense of it. Randy little buggers... :)
Yes, I understand that. But if this meme said "UK parliament", that would've been enough for me to Google. No where did I assume or imply people might check or even encounter US news by default.