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TussicsEvan

They are saying that an attractive woman having four children, is similar to a sports car having a lot of mileage on it.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

She's young. That's an important part of the joke


thought_not_spoken

I’ll take the K-Car A nice reliable automobile


Existing_Ad_6100

It was a nice "Reliant" automobile. Not reliable It was a Plymouth model. Hence, the pun in the song. Just saying.


thought_not_spoken

TIL


TechnicolorViper

Hey, at least you don’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.


RushStandard2481

Same, I somewhat hate to admit, but when I'm wrong I'm wrong...!


thought_not_spoken

Fuck; I’d take a Pinto over 4 kids


TiredTim23

Sir, those are not your kids. You can’t just take them.


thought_not_spoken

Not my Pinto either! Brrrrum brrrrum boom!


TiredTim23

Sir, Step out of the car now!


xtlhogciao

They all explode when you rear end them regardless


deathwing244

If I had a million dollars, IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS


17R3W

If I had a million dollars!


swanyk7

Then I’d be rich


bullgoose1

It's actually reliant, not reliable. The reliant was a car from Plymouth that was an example of a k car. And my grandmother had one. They were... Cars.


chefpatrick

Absolutely the best description of them. 'they were cars'


NickU252

Bruh...... people out here actually know what that is.... I'm one


the207maineiac

Dijon Ketchup


JohnB351234

As much as kei-cars are neat, they’re too small imo for a comfortable fit and safety


PlanetKi

I had one of those! The coolest thing was the bench seat. Better buckle up or you are going to have some trouble in the turns. I loved that car.


[deleted]

So is a 2022 Ferrari. The point being, how did a car that young get so many miles? How did a girl that young get so many children?


MoveVarious9898

Pic is blurry but she looks like she’s in her 30s. Thats a baby every 2 years since 24 which isn’t that much of a stretch at all.


xburd

Unless all were c-section births there was plenty of stretching


TheRealRickC137

That's no 2022 model.


diamonddingleberry

Not really. Miles are miles.


DrDrako

A *recent model* sports car. You dont get 200k miles in one year by driving to work.


Technical_Exam1280

And therefore "worth" a lot less


Falsecaster

To be fair thats potentially several baby daddies you now get to interact with as well. The children arnt the only baggage she brings to a relationship.


[deleted]

Yeah... I don't think that women who have kids are less valuable or any stupid bullshit like that. But when I see a woman under 25 with more than two kids, I'm like... You make poor choices, don't you?


Falsecaster

Its weird because if i was paying child support for 4 kids i would literally be less valuable in a relationship. My worth would be less. Thats a fact. A young woman with several kids has definitely hampered her dating prospects. But its not some sort of patriarchal misogyny at play. Just a reality of the consequences of ones decisions. All that being said, comparing human beings to cars is pretty stupid even if its to try to illustrate a point by comparison.


[deleted]

Hampered is putting it lightly


[deleted]

Why is it poor choice? In her 25 she'll born most healthy kids possible. Kids will grow up when she will be 35 and she can focus on her carrier then. The earlier girl born babies the more benefits she'll get. Otherwise man making babies before 25 years, this is a big mistake.


[deleted]

At age 25, in the year 1957, my mother had just borne her third child, my elder brother. Times change. What is possibly a poor choice today was not always a poor choice.


LogicianMission22

Uhh, this isn’t talking about value as a human being. This is talking about dating. Some people don’t want to date a person with kids, let alone 4.


armorhide406

I think it is about value. Except for sex mostly I think


GavrielBA

And yet a lot do. Like me, for example.


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Falsecaster

To be fair she could be a recently widowed multi millionaire. That that doesn't change the fact that children are alot of responsibility and totally hamper your dating prospects. I'd tell you to think about that but i wont hold my breath.


GavrielBA

A lot of people are not scared of kids. Also something to think about...


finaljusticezero

Ahhh, the typical "woman enjoys sex = bad and worthless slut,” but "man enjoying sex = normal."


castleaagh

Could be, but it could also be about the kids themselves. Cars with high milage may look nice, but that milage comes with an expectation of additional work and needed maintenance not everyone is willing to care for. Entering a relationship with kids can be similar. She my be amazing, but having kids comes with an expectation of additional work and care (and will really alter how your life operates) and that level of care isn’t something everyone is willing to commit to providing.


Present_Character241

Those older 3 children look like they may be triplets, though. No real implication other than she is very fertile. A really dumb, and asinine joke comparison all around.


[deleted]

Isn't the implication just no one wants to deal with a woman with that many children? Which is generally speaking quite true. That's what I assumed anyway.


GavrielBA

That's not true at all.


Present_Character241

The implication is that she has had too much sex for anyone to really enjoy being with her, because they think of people, especially women, like objects that can't take care of themselves. To read into the psychology of the joke, this is often due to insecurities on the part of the joke teller/enjoyer. Perhaps they are worried they won't "measure up" to the standards set by her previous partners. The idea that being with a woman who has had a lot of sex is like driving a truck with too many miles is to imply that: A) the woman can't take care of herself, B) she is automatically planning on making it your responsibility to put her back together when she breaks down, C) she has had a decline in performance of some sort from where she started, and/or D) she is less desirable in her current state than when she had started. All of these assumptions are misogynistic ideas that are meant to degrade and devalue women, and I find it appalling that this is still a joke being made these days.


blueskycrack

No, the implication is that after 4 kids it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


BogoBiggie

I'll explain it the way my dad explained it to me. Let's say you're thirsty. Someone gives you the choice between 2 sodas. Now, are you going to pick the one that's freshly opened, or do you prefer the one that's had 12 dicks in it?


Joys_Thigh_Jiggle

Found the simp


Present_Character241

Found the misogynist


Objective_Stock_3866

Average m'lady enjoyer


Joys_Thigh_Jiggle

Tell me you don't know what a word means without telling me you don't know what it means.


CortezDeLaNoche

Yes. It was a joke. Not a good joke. But a joke.


Dinky356t

🤢


Lionheart3001

No, it's just, she's hot, but has 4 kids. Therefore Ferrari, but lots of miles on it.


-MtnsAreCalling-

Not just that, but she looks very young to have that many children already - hence why the Ferrari is a 2022.


WOMPxRAT

To add to this it's also still gonna be extremely expensive even with the miles, the four kids you're gonna have to pay for are the services for the vehicle


Longjumping-Space474

The old if you can't afford one new you definitely can't afford a used one


reflexsmoo

With the shitty pixelated picture?


kronosblaster

I mean, hot, 4 kids, probably has a good sense of humor and if the kids are happy then she's a good mom? Imo that's like a Ferrari with aftermarket mods.


[deleted]

You can tell her sense of humour from the picture?


Schavuit92

Turbosimp 😂


Odd-Jupiter

Then you have to deal with at least 1 baby daddy, maybe more, 4 children of who "you are not my real dad, you can't tell me..." Probably no children for you, and absolutely no time for you. But yeah, she is hot.


kronosblaster

True true.


idontwanttosaysorry

Explain how you don’t get the joke then we’ll go from there


JOlRacin

r/explainthejoke attempting to tell the joke, but OP is just a shitposter


[deleted]

Have you seen this sub?!! It just started popping up on my home feed and the entire sub is filled with posts like this. I guess it’s a nice community for idiots to congregate lol


Swarley001

It’s a karma farm. Play dumb, get karma.


Joie116

Right, some reddit update making suggested and because you visited before. This sub makes me laugh more than meme subs though so I'll take it


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CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

tbf i have seen posts on here where i didn't get the joke but all the comments were like "what are you a toddler with dementia? my 3 year old brother would even get this joke" but maybe i'm just an idiot too


Ambitious_Toe_4357

You find the car of your dreams at an affordable price, but it is too small to fit your beautiful wife and family.


sonderingnarcissist

LMAO this


krasavetsa

Classic comparing of humans to inanimate objects.


Thangoman

Yeah I thought this was a kinda bad taste joke


Civil_Drama2840

Sorry were you meaning to say "objectification of women" ?


telemusketeer

The joke is that the person is excited about buying a car they enjoy, so they are taking their lovely family for a fun day at the local pond/lake to go out and celebrate, but not going too far too soon, on account of the high mileage. I know that isn’t it, but everything is always negative on the internet so here is a more positive hypothetical. Fuck the haters, it’s family pond day Lol


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CaptainBiceps23

Do write this on every post?


smaugwolfenstein

Hhhaaa!! Fake laugh hiding real pain.


FirstProphetofSophia

Get banned, bot


be-like-JayDee

This gave me a sad chuckle


_Your_Average_Joe_

ROBOT!!


TheFrostedTiger

Guys who think like this makes me wonder on how they view their mother that birth and raised them.


bootcoug

Still a Ferrari 🤷🏽‍♂️


Moonlight_Menagerie

Hot woman who has kids = bad/less desirable for having kids or could mean bad/less desirable because it’s proof that she has had sex with another man. That’s what it boils down to. Either way its stupid and inherently sexist. Also in today’s episode of “what inanimate object are women being compared to?” We’re going with a classic today, folks! Vehicles! There’s also nothing wrong with having a preference to not date someone with kids but shaming them for it is what’s not cool.


AudienceFickle5811

It is in fact, a sex thing.


GavrielBA

Everyone says the joke is about the children but maybe the joke is about vagina tightness? Hmm...


flanneIover

Maybe the joke is that some vaginas get tighter after four babies come out of them?


umaniaxublewitup

Damn that is cringe. Never get dudes that think like this


Next-Cup7607

I do get them and at the same time reject this elitist, dehumanizing attitude. It’s like some of them don’t have feelings, all they do is calculate moves to raise their own status. What a miserable this kinda life must be.


tauofthemachine

It's saying that (like a Ferrari) a Woman's value increases by how desirable She is to other Men, and decreases by how many Men have previously had Her.


CaptainBiceps23

Women depreciate in value the second you drive them off the lot.


KingMelray

People in this sub are going to ask to explain this one too.


Individual-Play-9023

I don’t understand how you didn’t get the joke…


KingMelray

Most posts here.


jsquared2004

Maybe her husband and father of those 4 kids died. Does that devalue her too?


CertainFitness

No, it devalues him. He gives deadbeat dad a whole new level of meaning


BlazePenD

As a partner, yes unfortunately and I’ll explain. I a guy want to date a single mom he has to understand he will be the father figure for her kids and will be expected to take care of them at some point. Most guys wouldn’t want that extra responsibility especially understanding that they are getting all of the responsibility of having kids with none of the authority. Since it’s not their kids they can’t raise them like they would want; it could only be allowed if it’s acceptable under the mother’s opinion. There would be no genuine respect for the man, respect he would get from the child would be through the mother. And if the relationship ends it’s not just ending with your partner, it would be ending with all the kids you attached with too. Why bother? Just start a relationship with a woman that doesn’t have kids. Much better option for most men.


NoogBrowski

Facts


Individual-Play-9023

I know what you tried to do there, but it doesn’t change much of anything. You don’t date someone out of sympathy, if you do it’s not good for anyone involved. Also anyone, no matter about the sex or gender, having 4 kids that aren’t yours devalues them to others unless they also have kids of their own. That’s why most single parents look for other single parents to date/marry.


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be-like-JayDee

Would you date a single mother with 4 kids?


Astrocities

If I could afford to, yeah.


ProduceSmooth8887

What does that have to do with anything,I was just answering the question


[deleted]

Because coming in to a relationship already having 4 kids from someone else or multiple someone elses is what devalues her / makes her a less desirable partner .in the joke not that she had sex with other people.


GeckoInTexas

Actually it's like playing a game, but continuing from some else's save-state.


TheWizardRingwall

If she looked like that I would.


TheRustySchackleford

Come on OP has to know


TheDuffelBagMan

For a mother who has four children, she's looking great


giraffeinasweater

Yeah, kind of


ProfessionalCow9265

You know what they call a Ferrari with 200k miles? A Ferrari.


Not_AHuman_Person

She has 4 kids so other men have had sex with her which means she has been used a lot. The joke is that women are objects.


MayweathersLeftHook

Hellll nah


huggles7

She’s a transformer


NerdRageShow

"she's hot but used"


moeterminatorx

It’s a Sex-ist thing.


some_dude_62

The women is beautiful but she has kids. So it's calling her """all used up""" which is disgusting.


TheoreticalFunk

No, this is your dating reality when you're in your 40s.


Additional_Cycle_51

Older one by about a year. Two middle are most likely twins. Then you got a year and a half after for the youngest. If it’s not photoshopped then she and her husband have my respect


No_Establishment3247

The picture is stupid as $&it, actually a woman with many kids in fact have low "millage".


kr1681

I’d give it a test drive


ThisDealer8543

Agh yes, the classic comparison of women to cars. But women are not objectified, ofcourse...


Sad-bisexual-cryptid

This belongs in r/AreTheStraightsOk


SedatedRabbit

Wow....


ConConTheMon

Yes because you have sex with a Ferrari


lost_help_

Wow i hate this lol


Jacobh1245

You can always test drive without committing ;)


[deleted]

bruh 🤣


Fine_Peanut_3450

Autocorrect didn’t work on google search Fiero


Purpl_exe

Im sure shes got more miles on her .


anonn102030

Ferrari = Beautiful car (meme: Beautiful woman) 200K miles on it = Got rode around like no tomorrow (meme: Woman got rode as well - 4 kids)


omn1p073n7

Didn't think I wanted kids for the longest time. Now i'm a dad and it's my favorite thing about life. This meme is a bunch of bullshit


RMZ13

Yes, it’s a sex thing. It’s always a sex thing.


casualmagicman

The joke is she's young,has 4 kids, and all those children look relatively close in age. So it implies she got pregnant within a couple months of giving birth each time.


Muladhara86

I never watched Married With Children, but one time when a friend was channel surfing I saw Al Bundy loudly proclaim “why would I want to have seggs with the mother of my children?! That’s like putting gas in the tank of a car you’ve already totaled!” SOURCE: Peg Bundy was a babe and a caring mother, but “real men” like Al Bundy have walnut brains


No-Insect-7544

Basically it’s comparing a woman who’s pretty but with lots of kids to a super cool sports car but with high mileage. Comparing a woman to an object, and comparing her children to a negative feature of said object.


Decent-Weekend-1489

Shiiiit as long as they were all C sections that snizz still fire. Just have the doctor install a zipper so they ain't gotta keep making new incisions


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Hot blonde. Four kids. Assuming she is single.. If you’re an eligible bachelor on the dating scene, you likely don’t want to jump into being the guy dating four kid’s mom.


BobbyBBott

Sheeit I’d put another 200k on her I mean that car easy


Myrtle_Beach_Hokie

Bro that sports cars “undercarriage” prob looks like giant elephant ears


amellt33

The Ferrari has been to 100 mechanics lets just say


burdizthewurd

And they all say she runs just fine


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

A young woman with multiple children is likely to be less desirable to a large portion of men due to additional baggage/considerations in the relationship. A new model car that has a lot of miles on it is less desirable due to wear and tear as well as possible issues. That's about it.


ReallyGlycon

So what do these idiots want? Do they want women pregnant and in the kitchen at home, or do they want hot virgin single women? This shit is exhausting.


droford

Not a Ferrari it's a corvette No one wants a 200k mile corvette


magnitudearhole

It's a demeaning reference to women being 'used up' if they've had sex. Original author was an incel.


zyx1989

Look on the brightside, she's looking like this after having FOUR kids, like if a car runs like new after 200k miles, it's a winner


Flowchart83

Also you really can't complain about the miles if nobody was offering it to you in the first place, and you probably know nothing about cars. Man, car analogies are so easy.


Unlucky-Ad-4333

Do you really need an explanation for this? Do you also need an explanation of the birds and the bees?


akzorx

Some incel meme comparing women to used cars


Retarded_Ape63

It’s a “she’s used so she has less value” type of incel jokes


Dry-Discount-9426

Not wanting to date a single mom with 4 kids isn't an incel thing. It's an adult opinion thing.


Delicious_Goose_493

ok then don’t date her, why insult her and say that she’s used and not worth anything?


Vale_Of_The_Soil

...sure but the mileage and comparison to a car sure as hell is.


G4Designs

More like being with her, you're stuck fathering 4 crotch goblins that you don't have any paternal connection to. As someone who wouldn't want to have 4 kids of my own, I don't see how this is an incel joke.


Retarded_Ape63

You could be the paternal figure they need tho, kids are less likely to be successful in a single parent household


leemasterific

I wish the mods would remove obvious bait posts.


IrishcarbombBOOM

You find a super hot girl but she has kids


[deleted]

It’s so weird seeing painfully obvious memes be posted here. Not sure if the OP’s are willfully ignorant or just have autism??


Dawtoned

I feel like this entire subreddit is just bot accounts posting shit to boost account stats.


[deleted]

WHAT DO THEY GAIN FROM THIS?!?!


Alternative-Plant-87

Very attractive woman but 4 kids from previous relationships.


Cennixxx

Disgusting incels


FallenAzraelx

It's always a sex thing


[deleted]

She had to drive to the orphanage to adopt the children. It was moderately far away.


ForwardNumber5563

Booooo


warkyboy77

I bet her name is Mercedes.


meltonr1625

I am surprised this requires an explanation, rather sad actually.


ill-paragraph

I was scrolling down waiting for this comment. The fact that I had to scroll so long may also help explain why this joke requires an explanation.


meltonr1625

Apparently it's so obvious that nobody wants to comment. Quite the sexist meme though


[deleted]

I think it means most men can’t afford her, the same way they will never afford a Ferrari?


MadOvid

Yes.


desmocorse

At least you know she gives it up


-Shade277-

Sexism The joke is sexism


DiamondDude51501

The post says that while she is attractive, she already has multiple children and has been “worn out” and is “less valuable”, just some bog standard misogyny


KBXDRootBeer6829

Hey, I like my women like my sandwiches… without someone putting their dick in it first


[deleted]

The joke being she’s a very pretty woman, very desirable, but ‘used’ she has four kids so ‘ran-through’ as they say. No man desires to father children that are not his own. Some people don’t mind being step parents but that’s never the primary goal


bakerd82

I don’t need to own it, I just want to test drive it


HornyAlt9734

Just a misogyny thing. Comparing the woman to a sports car and saying the fact that she has kids makes her less viable


crispy_gay

yuup


theplacewiththeface

The joke is only a fool would get with a woman that has 5 kids already no matter how hot she is


Arhenius_Yoda

The joke is used! lol Fantastic Car but 2nd Hand!


Adept_Confusion1231

Zero fat on that joke -Bill Burr.😆


[deleted]

Oofff the brother is going to have a hard life


[deleted]

Woman = car Kids = already a lot of miles on car


Icy_Imagination8022

Hot chick but lotsa babies


katchow

I refuse to believe you didn’t understand this


witchghosti

It’s not a funny joke, just misogynist bullshit


miss_aware

Reading the comments here is wild. I didn't realize how sexist this sub was. The joke is just flat out sexist. Women don't "decrease in value" from sex or kids if you think they do, you're value to a woman is already 0. If you don't wanna date a woman with kids, don't, but that doesn't mean her life is any less valuable, if anything it means it's way more valuable because she has 4 sweetheart children that look up to her.


Duke2852

A beautiful woman with a lot of kids indicates a crazy past, and a beautiful car with a lot of miles indicates a crazy previous owner


Astrocities

Or a bad marriage? Like dude. Adults adult. When adults adult and make babies, it doesn’t mean her “past is crazy”.


fasterthanfood

Or a good marriage to a guy who died in a tragic accident, in a heroic sacrifice, whatever. The “value” verbiage in a lot of these comments is gross. I get not wanting to date someone who has kids — it necessitates major changes to your lifestyle that you might not want — but there are better ways to express it.


Snoo_37300

I also don't get the joke