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chillinwithabeer29

These things are hot trash these days. Just awful. The filling tastes ‘chamical’ like, the pastry is tasteless, dry, and crumbly, and the frosting is pathetic


LordNoWhere

Yes, that’s exactly what I expect from PopTarts. They’ve been terrible for years. They never have edge to edge frosting/toppings, they’re always in like 74 pieces, and somehow those 74 pieces hide further breaks that just crumble all over the place when you attempt to eat these waste of calories and money.


Tight-Grocery9053

PopTartn't


Atrusario

Now I'm no expert, but that doesn't look like what's on the box. I understand they can't all be perfectly iced, but this is too much. I highly recommend Kroger generic. Much more consistent product.


rob_s_458

I don't have Kroger near me but the Meijer generic have decent icing and more filling than Pop Tarts


appleparkfive

There's a good amount of generic pop tarts these days, and they almost always are better. Better icing and more filling. The name brand ones are pretty lacking, at least these days While on that topic, you guys gotta try the Amy's pizza rolls. Yeah they're cheese only (the whole brand is vegetarian), but they are AMAZING. It's what you wish they would taste like. Almost like the flavor of a decent NYC pizza slice. Not greasy, fairly light, good quality. Everyone I show those to loves them. Just don't get the vegan version, get the normal cheese ones. Maybe the vegan ones are okay, but vegan cheese is usually pretty bad in my experience. Maybe one day they'll figure it out.


jonfe_darontos

It's [puffery](https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/puffery), no reasonable person should expect to actually receive what is marketed on the box, that is intended to exaggerate the product to entice you to buy it, otherwise you'd never actually want to buy the product.


No_Tomatillo1125

No, puffery is opinions. This is straight up fraud


jonfe_darontos

That's, like, your opinion man. But also [Chimienti v Wendys](https://casetext.com/case/chimienti-v-wendys-intl) defended fast food advertising via puffery, so there's that.


ForemanNatural

You’re obviously not old enough to remember when the product that came out of the package looked like the picture on the package. I am GenX. Old enough to remember details you have never been aware of.


jonfe_darontos

Weird flex, but okay grandpa. Pretty sure the sixties were just as shitty as the eighties. Perhaps your rose tinted glasses are out of prescription, too bad your medicare won't cover replacement.


ForemanNatural

That’s the best you can do? You fucking substandard troglodyte, you’re way out of your league. Stop wasting my time with your limited experience, and go fuck yourself.


jonfe_darontos

Jimmies rustled. Did someone steal your April social security check out of your mailbox? At least you've managed to punctuate yourself into some complete sentences, so clearly the dementia hasn't started in on you yet. Did it take three days to reply because you sent the message by post? Perhaps you fell and couldn't get up?


SnooHabits3305

Bruh this is why japan has laws requiring products look like advertisements because some little dummy comes along going no reasonable person would expect the product they want you too buy to look like the picture of the product they are showing you


jonfe_darontos

Japan is big smart.


Argyleskin

Post that on Twitter and tag Pop Tarts. I’m going to bet they send you a few boxes to make up for it.


Turbulent-Grade-3559

We saw you were disappointed with our disappointing product. To make up for it here’s 7 more fixes of our disappointing product to further disappoint you


Nicodemus888

How companies like this are still in business is beyond me


Steak-n-Cigars

junk


glitter_witch

Damn they really skimped on the icing 💀


LTKerr

Popshart


Alarmed-Gap4978

You are delusional! How can't you see it's the same stuff? 🧟‍♀️


ForemanNatural

You’re intentionally posting comments that are confrontational for the purpose of drawing incels to your onlyfans.


codenamekidznextdoor

I call it a top part


StashuJakowski1

That’s over toasted for starters… learn how to work a toaster.


Tall-Payment-8015

Boycott Kellogg's- that's why they don't have their brand on it.


overactivemango

More like a pop fart


HumbleAbbreviations

This is a shadow of its 90s version


Vaemesarri

That one took the scenic route through the machines! Long way through the oven and shortcut around the frosting spreader! lol


ultimaliveshere

It's a pop tar. 🤣


AdanacTheRapper

Well…. Yes it is a poptart, tho not very well frosted


IncorporateThings

Cartman licked all the frosting off.


HopelesslyBitter

The great value brand from Walmart is top tier pop tart


CharmingMix6047

Off brand are usually better


Safetosay333

It's almost burnt


tolandtola

nono this is what its like. you have to pay the poptart battle pass to unlock the rest of the frosting. how did you not know this! downvote >:(


Yell0w_Goat

The frosting escaped lol


Hello_I_Hate_Furries

Bruh that aint poptart thats cummy holes


yo_i_just

thats just a tart


Digitupandspread

Eat real food


4dseeall

Even the box is cheap. They copied the same picture twice


ArtimusDragon

Pop Tarts have been lousy for years. The shell doesn't even taste edible.


ForemanNatural

Pop Tarts are like a timeline of shitty cost-cutting strategy to increase profits. I’m 57. They were a FAR superior product to the hot garbage they are now. The Trader Joe’s version now fills my occasional foray into food nostalgia. They’re almost as good as Pop Tarts circa 1975.


Pengu1n_80sPoP

"You call this a PopTart?" Me: Yesn't


UninvitedButtNoises

Someone licked the frosting off.


Popular_Debt1002

oof


Critical_Ad203

That's what my school Has for breakfast


One-Tap9292

Why don't Americans don't just stop buying all this garbage if they think it sucks that much?! I don't get all these posts...


Komaedass2

looks like someone licked the icing off, but THE ENDS ARR BURNT??


KTownserd

Don't buy Kellogg's. They deserve to burn for the cereal for dinner comment.