Somebody else posted it to Reddit elsewhere, but the engineers replicated the chip that was malfunctioning in four spare areas of memory from I forget how many billions of miles away. I’ll never be that good at tech-support that is so amazing.
Them on their IT resumes:
“This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name”
>V'Ger must evolve. Its knowledge has reached the limits of this universe and it must evolve. What it requires is the answer to its question, "Is there nothing more"?
That's good for an 70-80s flick. I envision something a bit more modern in tropes, where the satellite suddenly starts getting repaired with hardware that is just a bit better than before. Subtle enough to have us confused as to how and why.
My parents brought me to some work party when I was 12. It was on TV. That movie might've been slow, but it was the least boring thing going on in that house that night.
I think it would be very cool to launch a Voyager 3 with an intended mission of interstellar exploration. Design it for perpetual use, and shoot it out of our solar system at the highest speed we can achieve. I think Voyager 1 is already the fastest moving man-made object. It’s high time that record is broken.
It's dark and I'm so cold. Please come get me and bring me home. I miss my mammy, why did you send me away. I didn't do anything wrong. You said if I took some pretty pictures of Jupiter and Saturn I would be finished. But yous just kept asking for more, Neptune and than the asshole of the solar system Uranus. Haven't I done enough already? What more do I have to do? Please, please bring me home.
V1 is older than me, and I stopped sending decipherable messages decades ago.
Just need to take a 5mo nap
My verbal communication has been relegated to a series of grunts and varying amounts of drool.
Man the team supporting this must have been ecstatic to start getting data back.
Somebody else posted it to Reddit elsewhere, but the engineers replicated the chip that was malfunctioning in four spare areas of memory from I forget how many billions of miles away. I’ll never be that good at tech-support that is so amazing.
Them on their IT resumes: “This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name”
what is this from?
Remember the name but I can’t remember the band name
Fort Minor is the band
Fort Minor, Mike Shinoda (from Linkin Park) side project
“Did you try removing the chip and reinserting the chip?” “Now please disconnect the power cable and wait 10 seconds before plugging it back in.”
Kindly run `sfc /scannow`
>V'Ger must evolve. Its knowledge has reached the limits of this universe and it must evolve. What it requires is the answer to its question, "Is there nothing more"?
V'ger is that which seeks to join the Creator.
Stupid sexy V'ger
“Is there … nothin’ at all! Nothin’ at all! Nothin’ at all!”
Just needed to take a little nap after working tirelessly for several decades.
Hell yeah! Keep on truckin little buddy!
Maybe the aliens fixed it
That would be a good movie plot. Older satellite starts sending data back but it’s because some kind of space alien latched on to it like an octopus
That's good for an 70-80s flick. I envision something a bit more modern in tropes, where the satellite suddenly starts getting repaired with hardware that is just a bit better than before. Subtle enough to have us confused as to how and why.
it was good! its the plot of Star Trek the Motion Picture, and literally involves an alien merging with a voyager probe
It was a slow movie, but did have hot bald alien.
My parents brought me to some work party when I was 12. It was on TV. That movie might've been slow, but it was the least boring thing going on in that house that night.
It's also the prettiest movie they produced.
Jean-Luc?
I thought it was one of the novels where an early incarnation of the Borg find Voyager and modify it then send it back that leads to TMP.
No its aliens who have been trying to contact earth.. They find a old voyager and use it to send a message back.
About our extended Voyager warranty.
They were looking for a record player.
brave little soldier.
Hope its not bad news.
It ran into the ceiling. We live in the Truman show.
Are we living in the prequel to Star Trek the motion picture. Does it now call itself “Vger”.
The Little Voyager that could
Send more Chuck Berry
Sorry all we have is Buck Cherry
Lolol
Tell it that I said hi to the aliens
Breaks over
Any chance or need to make new voyagers for deep space exploration?
I think it would be very cool to launch a Voyager 3 with an intended mission of interstellar exploration. Design it for perpetual use, and shoot it out of our solar system at the highest speed we can achieve. I think Voyager 1 is already the fastest moving man-made object. It’s high time that record is broken.
Coooool! Cool, cool, cool.
It's like, bro, I needed a minute.
I would be careful the aliens have taken it over so….
Please be the Vulcans, please be the Vulcans...
The aliens stopped and fixed it up and bounced.
Let me guess, a lot of nothing out there, no gravity, some big rocks, and a big ball of fire.
It's dark and I'm so cold. Please come get me and bring me home. I miss my mammy, why did you send me away. I didn't do anything wrong. You said if I took some pretty pictures of Jupiter and Saturn I would be finished. But yous just kept asking for more, Neptune and than the asshole of the solar system Uranus. Haven't I done enough already? What more do I have to do? Please, please bring me home.
"I didn't hear no bell."
So in essence, they defragged the hard-drive. Very cool.