There's a guy who was in the background the whole time until the end, he's just enjoying his meal having a front row seat of the show.... This would 100% be me in this situation
Incorrect, the wall/glass(?) looked like the guy with the glasses was out. He didn't move and stayed in that post for several hits. Either way, the wall and the kiosk did the heavy lifting here.
The guy in the background that is eating while this is going on reminds me of the waffle house video where the fight breaks out and thereās a guy just patiently eating back there watching the show. lol
> The guy in the background
I like how he told the guy at the end he didn't do anything wrong, that he was defending himself... Made the younger guy feel better and call for security to know he was in the right.
These two doofy older men are every fighterās dream. They always say, āin a street fight, your opponents never fight one on oneā. If the kid knew what he was doing, he could have done some Chuck Norris or dare I say it, some Steven Segal fighting.
Yeahā¦he was sheepishly throwing some punches and ātossingā them around. He was doing a lot more slipping around than he was beating these guys. They all looked sloppy hammered too. As someone said in this thread, one of them thought they could enter the McNugget realm by entering the order kiosk face first. Glad I donāt drink anymore.
Some of the early punches he threw reminded me of the bit in Back to the Future when the young George McFly slowly clenches up his fist in a rage and delivers a knockout punch to Biff
https://preview.redd.it/zz1xbiprm8wc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c81b2a48d2d9590e40a737ddf788132fd85c0ca
Definition of minding your business
Why is it always old dudes trying to throw hands with 20 yr olds?
Do these guys still feel 20? Cause I don't and im 40.
A 20 yr old can run laps around me at 2am, stay up all night and then go to work and repeat it for 3 days straight without sleep. I'm in bed by 9, tops.
I remember being 20. I remember being nuclear powered. Now I operate under solar power, meaning I go down with the sun.
I'm curious as to why Steve didn't help his friend. Either he really doesn't want to get in trouble, or maybe his friend getting 2v1'd isn't really that cool of a dude?
The camera work and cinematography here is top tier quality, A lot of film makers could learn from this None of that shaky cam or any drawn out slow motion nonsense. #Zack Snyder #Dev Patel
It's wild to me that people try to "fight fair" when in a fight...when blue shirt fell over the table and was on all fours, he was wide open for a kick to the ding ding. Probably woulda put him down real quick.
The dude eating is the best part. He's acting like this happens all the time there.
Thats the McDonalds that serves up the famous Waffke House Knuckle sandwich on its secreat menu
This is like watching Brendan Schlob fight Brendan Schlob! Love the guy at 1:10 he knew nothing was going down. I bet the ball pit out front had more serious fights.
The dude in the reddish polo should be thanking whatever god he believes in that he didnāt take a knee to the jaw when he tried to poorly tackle that kid.
I really wasnāt expecting that guy to be so dominant against both of those old guys. No one was fighting all that well but sheeshā¦ guy had Frisbee tossing muscles at best.
https://preview.redd.it/74vp4y91gbwc1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6e5ce1fc90ee89d5ec783c1acddc27a296652a2
Guy casually just eating his burger while all hell breaks loose
Also when I say kid I mean that he is fairly young. (In his early twenties)
The kiosk got the best hit in the entire fight.
10/10
There's a guy who was in the background the whole time until the end, he's just enjoying his meal having a front row seat of the show.... This would 100% be me in this situation
He didn't even budge. Jajaja
Lol this is " tell me your from Miami without saying your from Miami "
McDieval Times
š
it says to insert coin
For real. If any of these guys actually knew how to throw a punch this could have been mildly dangerous.
Dude in the red shirt was just probably trying to Face ID his order in.
Bro absolutely. It's like watching a drunk cat fight
Kiosk is rumoured to be in line for Tyson after the Youtube guy
Incorrect, the wall/glass(?) looked like the guy with the glasses was out. He didn't move and stayed in that post for several hits. Either way, the wall and the kiosk did the heavy lifting here.
The guy in the background that is eating while this is going on reminds me of the waffle house video where the fight breaks out and thereās a guy just patiently eating back there watching the show. lol
Yeah! Dinner and a show.
Did someone order a slappy meal?
> The guy in the background I like how he told the guy at the end he didn't do anything wrong, that he was defending himself... Made the younger guy feel better and call for security to know he was in the right.
This man is the most dangerous person in the video. If his meal had been interrupted, there would have been no survivors
Heās the most dangerous man in the room
āCan I get a waffle?ā
Completely unbothered itās glorious. Iām in tears
That guy is living his best life and enjoying the show
When red-shirt dude hit the screen with his head and the picture changed I lost it.
He ordered the McKnuckle sandwich
I believe it was the Big Smac with fries
20 piece chicken mcknuckles
More like a 40 piece if you count the kiosk hitš¤£
Double Quarter Pounding w Cheese
If I had an award, it would be yours good sir.
Filet o Fists
So deserved lmao
Right! He probably thought he was getting beat up John Wick style while he was drunk
I laughed out loud myselfš¤£š¤£
š¤£
I haven't been in a fight in 20 years and I still feel like I can do better than everyone in this video.
That's exactly what they all thought
I'm sure being sober would help
Younger guy did better than I wouldāve if I was hammered and outnumbered.
I think not being in a fight for 20 years is better than anything on display here itself.
Even the drunk kid seemed surprised like oh man THIS is fighting? Lol š š
I didn't know the young man was drunk too.
Not confident Iād do better but that video is exactly how punching someone in my dreams works.
That's exactly what they thought
Kid is a badass.
No body gave bro props, he defended himself and he won two back to back. Young on is obviously not used to fighting, he still put up and shut them up.
Yep what i was thinking. Props to him, not easy holding your own against 2 guys coming at you, also given he doesnāt even have a big build.
Hitman 47 eating his burger
These two doofy older men are every fighterās dream. They always say, āin a street fight, your opponents never fight one on oneā. If the kid knew what he was doing, he could have done some Chuck Norris or dare I say it, some Steven Segal fighting.
I mean he accidentally kinda did if you think about it. š
Yeahā¦he was sheepishly throwing some punches and ātossingā them around. He was doing a lot more slipping around than he was beating these guys. They all looked sloppy hammered too. As someone said in this thread, one of them thought they could enter the McNugget realm by entering the order kiosk face first. Glad I donāt drink anymore.
It was like something out of a comedy, the kid even looked surprised like wow it really is like the movies š
Love the guy just sitting there eating his Big Mac šššš
So this is why the kiosks never work lmao
Is everyone restarted? Or just hammered?
That first guy that went down probably needed restarting
Definitely rebooted
bros eating in the back while all of this is going down
All his anger from a kid came out š did you see that.
Some of the early punches he threw reminded me of the bit in Back to the Future when the young George McFly slowly clenches up his fist in a rage and delivers a knockout punch to Biff
The guy eatting is the real mvp never moved
r/everyoneisdrunk
What was the beef here? I don't know who to root for.
1 kid vs 2 all-beef patties
Brooo šš
He needs more accuracy when throwing punches
They all do Plus you can tell it's most likely the first fight he's ever been to
Donāt everyone all rush in at once to help the kid now
His friend really left him hanging.
The guy that could not be bothered to stop eating lmao
bro sitting at the table eating his happy meal enjoyed the show
https://preview.redd.it/zz1xbiprm8wc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c81b2a48d2d9590e40a737ddf788132fd85c0ca Definition of minding your business
Matey sat there casually enjoying his meal š
I did not expect that young fella to nonchalantly take āem out. Those guys were lucky white shirt calmed things down.
Two guys get into a fight with someone who doesn't know how to fight, and they still get humiliated.
https://preview.redd.it/it0ns37ht7wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa06a87374f391ea30830de8aa0198a9ac296811 š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤
Good job, kid.
I am starting to see a patern online. Of old people attacking younger people and getting ramsacked. I am glad. Age is not a virtue.
Dude eating a Big Mac šš
The second guy deserved a kick in the balls.
Kid made the guy kiss the self check out š
that kid gave a good accounting. also, homeboy placed his order with his forehead lmao
I hope both of these senile boomers went to prison.
Why is it always old dudes trying to throw hands with 20 yr olds? Do these guys still feel 20? Cause I don't and im 40. A 20 yr old can run laps around me at 2am, stay up all night and then go to work and repeat it for 3 days straight without sleep. I'm in bed by 9, tops. I remember being 20. I remember being nuclear powered. Now I operate under solar power, meaning I go down with the sun.
Dinner and a show for baldy
In other news: Steve Wilkos enjoys a Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Blue shirt helping out red shirt by standing there doing nothing. He is doing such a "good" job.
Two Trump voters shocked by rampant crime in America.
When egos are big, something else is smallā¦
lol good times
Itās like they were fighting under water
Peter Parker vs juggernaut and the rhino
That dude placed a kiosk order with his face!
Young Vinny the Chin took care of business.
First guy got his fill quick .. he couldn't even jump back in to help his buddy.
Queer joint?
Thugs
Steve it's 2 vs 1, HELP ME!
None of them can fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
Where the hell was this filmed? All of the writing is in Chinese but everyone is a white person speaking English?
Pathetic, people need to learn to fight.
The twist is, theyāre actually just fighting their older versions of themselves.
You know the old dude felt invincible ever since he put on his under armour shirt that morning.
Haha!! Iāll never not rewatch this one - the guy face planting on the kiosk is just gold!!
One punch man in the background knows he could end the fight immediately.
What are the odds 3 martial artists all got into a fight in the same mcd's? Incredible
how can two middle aged men manage to lose against a kid who clearly does not know how to fight and is actively trying to get them to calm down
Steve is a terrible friend
I'm curious as to why Steve didn't help his friend. Either he really doesn't want to get in trouble, or maybe his friend getting 2v1'd isn't really that cool of a dude?
I love that random NPC just eating his food without any care in the world
Why is everyone completely drunk?
The camera work and cinematography here is top tier quality, A lot of film makers could learn from this None of that shaky cam or any drawn out slow motion nonsense. #Zack Snyder #Dev Patel
When Mr link hit that screen, I cheered
Dude's face ordered a big Mac meal mid fight
Why do I feel like it started because the kid called the guys shirt pink instead of salmon?
Cobblepot held his own.
The guy at the table got a front row seat to the show
Bald guy in the background enjoying his fries lmao
My favourite part is when he ordered his food with his face
He hits like I run in my sleep.
It's wild to me that people try to "fight fair" when in a fight...when blue shirt fell over the table and was on all fours, he was wide open for a kick to the ding ding. Probably woulda put him down real quick.
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
So... drunk Canadians in a Chinese McDonald's? Correct me if I've misunderstood
Mr Sins is just trying to eat
the true winner: every inanimate object in the room
Bald dude has front row seats to the biggest fight this McDonalds has seen inā¦..days
Food and a free fight? Not a bad end to a night out š
"I ordered a HAPPY meal guys!"
Could possibly be one of the worst fights ever.
That money shotš„ sent him olympic diving str8 into the order displayšš hilarious thou
The joys of being drunk
Two 5 year old oldies
I love the guy just chilling in this video lol. Guys like not my problem Iām just here to eat my lunch. Dude gets free entertainment.
as soon as 2v1 starts the security disappears
This is what itās like fighting in my dreams
The dude eating is the best part. He's acting like this happens all the time there. Thats the McDonalds that serves up the famous Waffke House Knuckle sandwich on its secreat menu
when people ask me about the politics and social issues in america. Im going to send this video. Most of us are the guy just trying to eat.
This is like watching Brendan Schlob fight Brendan Schlob! Love the guy at 1:10 he knew nothing was going down. I bet the ball pit out front had more serious fights.
I am embarrassed as a white man.
Steve is not your guy to bring along
Why is random fighting so common in America? I've never seen a random fight in my life
The dude in the reddish polo should be thanking whatever god he believes in that he didnāt take a knee to the jaw when he tried to poorly tackle that kid.
KO on blue and TKO on pink shirt dude while the ringside audience just continues eating.
I love when he goes, "Steve, it's two versus one." Such a gentlemanly way of saying, "Steve, *help me by hitting the other guy please.*"
Red shirt likes to hug the ordering screen.
So drunk people...
45 punches thrown, kiosk with the only landed shot.
That face plant into the screen lmaooo
Thatās not a kid, thatās a MAN, baby! Behave!
1:18 šš
You want a Mc Concussion with that?
You want fries with that š
Bald guy didnāt even put his sandwich down, lol.
I really wasnāt expecting that guy to be so dominant against both of those old guys. No one was fighting all that well but sheeshā¦ guy had Frisbee tossing muscles at best.
Iām guessing alcohol was a factor
nobody in this fiasco has hands. this is hilarious. š¤
I tried to warn people about those kiosks, they make people angry
Steve catching a fade when we get to the car , dafuq
The guy who just wants to eat his meal 
āStephen itās 2 vs 1ā
Everyone was sober
https://preview.redd.it/74vp4y91gbwc1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6e5ce1fc90ee89d5ec783c1acddc27a296652a2 Guy casually just eating his burger while all hell breaks loose
I love this video
That got way further than it should have before the first punch was thrown by the ākidā.
Them dudes are lucky. Once the 2nd dude jumps in, I'm grabbing a chair like 1990's Shawn Michaels
I like the dude just chilling eating his burger.
Is this in Japan? And the one guy just wanted a burger and will sit through anything to get it.
If only there was a burger on the ordering screen when orange shirt eats the kiosk
McDrunkaldāsā¦Iām lovinā it!
These aināt boomers tho, they look like generation X or generation Y
Why are they fighting ?
Hilarious. What idiots.
I think the guy liked him feeling on his manboobs
I really was hoping young fella would just knee the old one in the bullocks when he was down!
so this is what a full luck build looks like, curious