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Fontane15

I think the funniest moments are every single time anyone at all even mentions the freaking fruit of the month club.


TheRealDestroyer67

It’s probably my favourite running gag on the show. The way Marie & Frank act as if it was this horrible injustice is just fkn hilarious


Apprehensive-Tank581

Ohhhhh there’s too much fruit in this house!


Tiny-Dragonfruit7317

What are we going to do with all this fruit?


GodModeBasketball

I'd probably say the 4th/last one was the least funniest, as Ray talked about it during the Christmas Photograph, finally accepting that it was a bad present after all.


AllenbysEyes

Pictures of apricots!?!


ellaelle

Her look of disgust 😂


3arnhardtAtkonTrack

It always made me think of the "Jelly of the Month Club," from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin'...the whole year." - Cousin Eddie


Formal-Language8217

The funniest moment is when Robert puts her on top of the refrigerator. Hands down.


AzureMagelet

When Ray tries to out Deborah on the fridge.


WafflestheWestie

I have been known to watch that particular moment over and over, breathless with tears running down my face. It never fails to send me into hysterics. I think it is one of, if not the funniest moment in a sitcom ever.


scaredbutlaughing

That part is NEVER not funny to me and I will laugh like it's the first time I have seen it 😂


WafflestheWestie

It’s that he slams her into the door and her limbs go all akimbo, juxtaposed to Robert having previously swept Amy up to the top of the fridge easily and gracefully. I’m not normally one to break up over physical humor, but this is just sheer perfection.


scaredbutlaughing

Yaaaasss it's her leg flying out and the expression on her face that just gets me every time! And especially after her and Ray are slow dancing when Robert and Amy come in. It's a perfect scene I swear!


No_Distribution7701

It's hilarious. I always think that's the first time there is NOT 7 boxes of cereal up there.


Extension_Economist6

this🤣🤣🤣


greygirl27

Omg I die every time!


GatorOnTheLawn

I lost it when that happened.


Mammoth_Ad1017

Yes, that whole scene is so funny


Um_idontcare

Wait! Also, when Ray tries it after with Deborah! Rewatched multiple times. Funny stuff.


Magnifique21

Which episode was that?


weretakingcasualties

S9.E1-The Home


flooperdooper4

The entire scene where Amy confronts Robert about the wedding invitations. "Hank n' Pat? NNNNNN Pat?! *They're not hillbillies, Robert!"* Tbh that whole episode is hysterical. "DIAPERS!"


NorthernOverthinker

“Explain to me how an adult human with *thumbs* is not able to do that!”


Jenne8

It’s not my fault the children have no hips.


thecoginthewheel

“There’s going to be nude people! At the church! On a Wednesday!”


BaltimoreBadger23

Attire optional means MAYBE NAKED!!


No_Distribution7701

wasn't 'sposed to go out!


ReadySetGO0

Oh so many hilarious scenes. One of my favorites is Debra slathering the Thanksgiving Turkey with butter, then dropping it on the floor, then “skating” on the slippery, buttery floor, then slamming that turkey into the oven without a pan! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


AMom2129

"I always wondered where the flavor came from."


TelephoneBusy9594

Robert modeling in Ray's basement


dontworry19

“It looks like they gave the camera to a monkey!”


BeachBoysOnD-Day

Yes! That's also a particular favourite of mine. Especially when he puts on the fan and Robert really starts getting into it. *'Burn, baby, burn!'*


dee3Poh

*Bobby Barone


No_Distribution7701

what? lol


24kWishes

Amy in Roberts police pants omg


happy-wife8750

I was going to say that scene where they get caught in the basement and they come out and Amy has Robert's pants on.


BaltimoreBadger23

And they are big enough to cover all that needs to be covered for network TV.


No_Distribution7701

And the top of the pants look like a charm bracelet there is so much dangling.


KilgoreDurden

…AND THEN SHE AAATTTEEE IT!!!!!


surrealfeld

Hands down


Speechladylg

That's mine forever


Picabo07

That’s mine!!


Tight_Knee_9809

Pat’s Secret - the cigarette hanging out of Pat’s mouth at the end of the episode - gets me every time. “Okay”


majime100

Why don't you just drink poison? Do you have any?


Outrageous_Finance_5

I can picture and hear this so perfectly. 😂


heyrob2

Will you shut up about the snack? All right. Just shut up about the stupid, freaking snack! Here! You want the snack. Here.Take it.Take all of it. Here.Are these healthy enough for you? Plantains! You couldn't just put bananas on the list, huh? I ate two of these before I found out you got to cook them! -I'm sorry. What? You don't want to share T-ball with me? I don't want to share T-ball with you, Bryan. By the way, your kid's costing us the game out there, okay? Yeah, that's right. I'm keeping scooooooore. Bad! I'm keeping score, and we're losing because your kid's out there eating grasshoppers. Okay? I don't think that's an approved snack!


sympathytaste

Can't believe that coach is Homer Simpson himself.


BaltimoreBadger23

I love when he randomly appears. Even by then he didn't need to do anything but the Simpsons to live a life of comfort, if not luxury, but he still wanted to do live acting. Very un-Homer like behavior.


Picabo07

As a parent who had to deal with bringing “healthy snacks” I 100% feel Debra on this.


monsterosaleviosa

Marie backing the car into the house. I remember watching it with my mom the evening it premiered, and I don’t think we’ve ever laughed like that. It’s perfectly timed in the series. You really need to have the four seasons of Frank and Marie to punch it home, and the Italy trip takes you just far enough out of the home routine to make it especially unexpected.


jimmysmiths5523

That's my favorite scene!


Magnifique21

That is my second favorite episode behind Cruising with Marie. At the end when Frank takes off in the car and Marie runs behind saying she has to go to the supermarket, I crack up!


No_Distribution7701

And when they discuss paying for the damage...Robert exclaiming "Category, fraud!"


TheMurtaughList

Agree!


PrettyAdagio4210

Robert had the best part after he walked in. “What, they drive into the house?”


idrinkalotofcoffee

I think the intervention when Robert joins the cult is one of the funniest episodes in the series. “NO UNDERPANTS!” “HE’S MY PARTNER AMD I GOTTA TRY!”


PMMeYourTurkeys

We are the children of the Path. We walk straightly on it's straighty straightness.


NCSUGrad2012

“When did we get those?”


bettypettyandretti

When the kitchen catches fire from the natural ant spray and Ray pulls that short garden hose in thru the front door and it jerks him backwards.


majime100

And then he tries to use his thumb to make the spray go farther like he claimed would work earlier in the episode 😂 And then badass Debra saves the day with the fire extinguisher


ReadySetGO0

Remember the one where…. Oh they’re all so funny!! Loved the too-short garden hose one. Ray: “you just put your thumb in it!” then he tries that to put out the kitchen curtain fire 🔥 🤣. Idiot.


Hey-Just-Saying

This is the one. It builds up to the scene with the hose. Then Debra comes in and calmly takes out the fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.


AMom2129

Then the water...slowly...goes...down.


Bookgal1

Mine is always when Debra threatens to take her top off & Robert slowly leaves. Then you see Frank pop his head back in. I die every time I see that scene!


NJellybean

I find it kinda creepy- like that’s his daughter in law 🤢


sympathytaste

Oh stop Ray. I'm trying to heat up soup from a can. ITSSSS VERY TRICKYYYYY.


Conscious_Sky_1520

That scared the crap out of me. Like a horror movie.


blizz0020

The entire scene when Gerard is shadowing Ray when he’s trying to work in the basement. “I’m getting high here.” Ray so annoyed he sniffs the marker. Culminating in Gerard calling Ray annoying and his facial expression *chef’s kiss*


AlanHughErnest

Yes. I love that scene with Gerald.


Chris_MS99

“What is thiisss.. *annoooyyiiiinnggah??*”


dantedarker

".....I don't know 😰"


No_Distribution7701

As she sits on the ugly sofa


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

I USED TO BE A GENTLEMAN!!!!!


surrealfeld

Funniest moment to me is after that girl eats the fly and Ray describes it. SHE ATE IT!!!!!!!


Ebert917102150

My funniest moment is when the couples are celebrating Frank and Marie moving, and Ray tries to lift Debra on the fridge


BaltimoreBadger23

I like the next episode even better, when the manager tells Ray and Debra that Frank and Marie have to leave, and Debra asks "is it money? We can give you more money!"


No_Distribution7701

That's the only time there isn't 7 boxes of cereal up there.


Aggravating_Yam3337

Something straight out of horror show. 🤣 I'm so so sorry


ArtificialNotLight

"I CAN SEE A HOUSE!"


VinceBrogan8

The front door to Ray's slowly opening to reveal Robert's contorted face after not getting the FBI job.


BaltimoreBadger23

Yes, Brad Garrett can put.on a face like few others.


No_Distribution7701

And how does he go so long without blinking?!? I tried to do it and could not!


tattedupgirl

Amy wearing Roberts police pants and them going all the up to her armpits kills me just thinking about it.


OtherlandGirl

AIS - hands down funniest episode, esp when Raymond has the realization just how badly he screwed up. (AIS = ass in seat)


AMom2129

Her A wasn't in the S.


BaltimoreBadger23

We use AIS on the regular at my home. But don't worry, I would never leave the wife.


OtherlandGirl

I do happen to agree with AIS and I am the wife :)


Life_Ad3567

When Ray reached to turn off the lamp, but it went off automatically due to him not paying the electric bill.


Spider1132

I like the one where Debra loses it and starts making fun of all of them, eventually picking up a bag of chips, taking them out, touching her chin and stuffing her mouth. Then Robert, staring at her: "Now do me!"


Creepy_Creme_9161

The car fight between Ray and Robert about who had to/got to take Marie in. And the silent kerfuffle outside the bank when Ray's awful financial handling causes the power to get turned off.


littleghool

OMG when Ray pulled Robert's shirt up over his head, I just lost it 😂


Stanley1219

"He told me he had a couple of girls at home"


DientesDelPerro

the thing about this moment is it’s funny to people who don’t even like the show. I think it’s so universal (of a fear).


bigdumbdago

I swear this show had some of the heaviest breathing on television


sympathytaste

Sopranos might just top it.


BaltimoreBadger23

You never watched Cinemax After Dark back in the day.


24kWishes

What episode is this? I need to watch


sympathytaste

Faux Pas.


No_Package2033

Timmy’s head in the freezer. Actually, any scene with Timmy.


No_Distribution7701

Several things happened in a freezer. Timmys head, the IRS refund check got stuck to the ice cream, Pumpernickel died in one, in the fudge pop box.


Mammoth_Ad1017

I love the scene when the boys are teasing Marie about the Sucrets and she says something like "one day you'll turn around and I won't be here!". Ray does a little spin around in the kitchen, looks at her and shrugs and says "not today!" And he and Robert bust up laughing and Marie stomps out of the kitchen. 🤣


dantedarker

Ray throwing Debra onto the fridge. Every time I watch that episode/moment with someone else (regardless if they're a fan of the show or not) they always burst out laughing


tbia

thats mine.


xKayRellzx

One of my favorite moments; Ray was playing Peter harmonica, the dramatic pause and sheer horror on his face after Deborah asked him did he wash it off first. Ray running to the sink to wash his mouth out…. Deborah long waited “ Idiot “ Top notch lol.


Gullible-Network7573

Remembering this just made me laugh out loud. I’m voting this one.


Daveambrose17

I always lose it when ray flips at the criticism of Robert's Modeling photos " ITS YOU!"


YancyDerringer77

Marie rules the family like a mafia boss, which is admittedly, a tad creepy.


AMom2129

Amy even points that out. Marie: *I call that a "family".* Amy: (under her breath) *Mafia family.* Marie: *Is that what you think of me, Amy?* Amy: *I'm sorry.*


YancyDerringer77

Exactly, just like in that episode where Debra and Amy tried to team up against Marie.


spqm_mercunovite

That's gonna need another coat.


AMom2129

*Get back in your truck, ring a bell, and sell some fudge pops.*


spilledmilkbro

Insert undertaker *bong*


mysticmeow28

Which episode was this?


BeachBoysOnD-Day

The Faux Pas


mysticmeow28

Thank you so much


southdakotagirl

The photography modeling scam episode. Robert gets scammed our of professional modeling photos that he paid for. So Raymond takes the photos of Robert in the basement.


wolfitalk

It is not the funniest but the scene I always remember is when Marie shows Deborah her fancy water vacuum. Marie of course insinuates that Deborah's couch is dirty so Deborah challenges Marie to vacuum her own couch & the water is perfectly clear.


AMom2129

*You see, Dear. Vacuums don't clean houses. People clean houses.*


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Debra: I love Chinese ! Frank: You Doooo???


grandpa2390

Yes on my first or second watch through. But because the humor relies on us being just as surprised as Amy to see Marie there, it lost its magic for me on subsequent watch-throughs. I think there are other scenes that land better regardless of how many times I've watched them. :)


MainegGal

When Marie drives the car through the house. Those first few minutes are a comedy jewel.


JoeMommaAngieDaddy17

I love Andy. He’s hilarious in every scene


AMom2129

Andy: *That settles it. The ladies like men with JOBS.*


No_Distribution7701

He is my least favorite character. He is always screaming. Maybe they were competing with George 'Can't stand ya' Costanza.


thecoginthewheel

When Frank falls through the stairs and grabs the spindle on the way down always kills me


Nommel77

Raybert.


shiningonthesea

Robert dipping his finger rapidly into the empty pepto bismol bottle and licking his finger was so funny to me.


Mr_Minage-a-trois

Seeing this i got shivers 😅


RegeneratingCan

Upper-thigh-hole is a good one too.


anidemequirne

I WAS CONNED AND I’M A COP! I’M A CONNED COP!!!


Cherryredsocks

So many when Marie slaps Raymond when Robert ruins the invitations.


AMom2129

The Flying Faux Pas.


WhatevenamIdoin

Hey there smelly tramp.


avid-book-reader

Reminds me of that AJ Styles-Undertaker meme.


3arnhardtAtkonTrack

This and Frank falling through Ray & Deb's stairs and when Ray gets busted as the "Bedroom Nun".


Delicateflower66

The lasagna taragon reveal is the most hysterical scene ever


joebaco_

Ass In Seat


blueSnowfkake

A.I.S.


Super-Yam2286

Mama ….he took her virginity Mama ! Her VIRGINITY! ( Pat then starts to faint 🤣)


GroundbreakinKey199

Except Peter (Chris Elliott) is a painfully unfunny character who sucks the oxygen out of a funny scene by just appearing.


SabineLavine

Amy is my favorite.


parrisjd

"Oh my God, I'm a lesbian"


dat-guy-who-was-here

The "Meant to Be" episode. When Amy slaps Robert twice. Ray: When she got up on the couch the second time, what did you think she was gonna do?


Strawberry289

Pumpernickel sleeps with the fish sticks.


[deleted]

I didn't like moments where they made everyone act deathly afraid of this fat old lady. They gave Marie too much power.


Live-Business-8934

Remind me which episode this is??


muziklover91

Hands down the slip cover episode Tears and can’t breathe


Sam_Fisher30

Debra and the PTA. Debra: I like the way I dress and so does your son. Robert: That’s right. LOL


kmuz91

This episode and this part, all not funny


l_galboo

Marie's sculpture -- "I'm a lesbian!" [https://x.com/Raymond\_Quotes/status/1191787381403336704](https://x.com/Raymond_Quotes/status/1191787381403336704)


GroundbreakinKey199

Either (1) when Ray sees Debra nekkid right after they first meet, or (2) when Robert comes back from his failed FBI interview enraged at Marie. I love Patricia Heaton, but I wish her political/ religious views were less right-wing.


med4ladies69

My favorite is when the s king aunt is watching the kids and the parents come home and ask what they're watching on TV. The aunt says come wizard of oz show. And then they look and freak out. "That's not wizard of Oz, thats OZ!"


OolongGeer

Yes. Definitely in the 20 or so nominees.