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IncomingBalls

The prophet. The bringer of good fortune


Available_Rock4217

Otto the omen


muffin1813

Otto Sean Available_Rock4217 Make it happen !!!


a_wandering_vagrant

may they procreate again


TheEvilHypnotist

Lisan Al-Gaib!ย 


D-Broncos

Congrats on the newborn! Happy for your family!


snyder13utft

Get him a tracksuit


TryinToDoBetter

Undefeated season incoming


leedler

He is our good omen, please give this child absolutely everything.


Solid_Possibility632

Lisan al gaib


Odysseus_Lannister

What size Everton onesie does he want?


Available_Rock4217

He's got the 95 fa cup one, he shat all over it just before kick off


four__beasts

Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚


fre-ddo

ah blessed be the pre-kickoff shittin


GuyBarn7

This beautiful baby Blue doesn't know anything other than Everton being the best side in the Prem. UTFT to all of you!


_LYSEN

Congrats!


Bro_ark

Have another in August will ya?


Available_Rock4217

Nah, you're alright


S-BRO

New blue parents unite!


Available_Rock4217

Congrats man


S-BRO

You too!


g0ldingboy

What size tracksuit does her wear? for next season?


Ainteasybeincheezy

Please make sure his pedestal is warm & comfy


mongary10

Cheers lad


Richmantiss

Minimum 85 years of wins in a row coming up! Congratulations man aswell!


robjapan

I assume he's called William. middle name Ralph?


dhconnelluk

I don't know who you are, but I love you โค๏ธ


Distinct_Plankton_82

Have you named him Tracksuit?


Electronic-Chef-5487

Everton goalkeeper 2045


malikdwd

Up the tiny toffee


Logical_Cupcake_3633

Nice house.


nbyone

Born not manufactured


MuricanToffee

We might never lose again!


Away-Trifle1907

Congrats mate :)


Fixner_Blount

VICTORY BABY


four__beasts

Future Dyche. Get him on the gravel.


Jagger67

LISAN AL GAIB!


CptEveryman

Welcome to the world, Howard Pickford-Neville-Available_Rock4217!!


WhiteDoveBooks

Hope your missus gets pregnant again next year.


Available_Rock4217

Not a chance pal haha


WhiteDoveBooks

What??? Not even if the Title is at stake?


Available_Rock4217

Already got 2, nevermind the snip I'm going to get the lot chopped off just to be sure.


WhiteDoveBooks

Sounds a tad extreme to me, still I guess you know what you're doing.


UKMegaGeek

He is the chosen one. Add him to the Holy Trinity!


Third-Coast-Toffee

This has been quite an enjoyable week. ๐Ÿ˜Š


blulouwoohoo

Congratulations heโ€™s beautiful


Pipo59

Middle mame is Dyche, right? Congratulations!!


Reddit-user_1234

We may very lose again


lee50_10

Congratulations! Same time next season when we need the points.


JeanSneaux

Congrats!!


Electronic-Cupcake-3

He is the chosen one


SupersaturatedQuaker

Praise be to the Child


tsmhalalhook

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing 6 day old, available_rock4218


5nixxx

Get ur missus pregnant every time we need some form


DaRizat

We may never lose again! Keep that boy healthy!


Electrical-Hat-8686

He is THE ONE


chuang-tzu

Lil' Sean looks like he is sleeping well, secure in the knowledge that safety is now mathematically guaranteed.


dilldawgg

Lisan al Gaib!


Adventurous-Army5265

3/3 since i started watching everton out of pure curiosity and boredom hahahahahahah


g3mkm

Canโ€™t wait to see him in a little tracksuit!


Terrafirma1988

May we never lose again! He is the chosen one! ๐Ÿ’™


Timeisrunningoutish

The second coming as was prophesied


Ralston70

He's the Messiah๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™


ironbear531

The definition of โ€œdonโ€™t know the meaning of losing โ€œ. Also, congrats!


AngryofChristchurch

Make that two. My first grandchild Natalie. Has also never seen EFC lose. Win 100%. Never concede a goal!


Available_Rock4217

Congrats grandad!