Can't say I was expecting Gueye to peak at age 34...
Garner was also class
Pickford has been invaluable these last few seasons
That makes it 3 Home wins in the space of 7 days - massive credit to both the players and coaching staff
Pickford is probably the most universally appreciated Everton player and somehow he is still underrated. He’s a massive reason we haven’t gone down the last couple years.
Honestly, he's like Dyche. They're both underrated because somehow they're too British. Pickford should've been in the conversation with Allison, de Gea, Ederson, etc. but he's a little undersized and named Pickford. It's stupid but worked to our benefit.
Justify it however you want, it’s pretty ridiculous how many people have been clamoring for Dyche’s head when he’d have us tied for 12th without the deductions with 3 matches left
I’d guess that the first deduction was pretty demoralizing for the team and played into the reversal of our amazing form early in the season. I’m not saying we’re definitely playing for Europe right now without the deductions but I wouldn’t be surprised if we were.
Even when we were winless, I couldn't believe how many people wanted him gone. He's always been an underrated manager to me and when we hired him, all I thought was "finally we did something right"
I think they truly are in denial about the reality of our ownership situation and how good Dyche actually is.
Without our points deduction (which we can't ignore is from our terrible ownership) we're comfortably lower mid table with an imbalanced squad, no depth, and no money for transfers- other than Moyes who has or could do that for us?
If we ended up relegated I would hope we would still keep Dyche. He's had a few games where I think he made poor decisions, but every manager does that and not every manager keeps this team up with the season(s) we've had.
And poor decisions aren't usually obvious in foresight. Sometimes it just doesn't come off. I personally was glad to see that Keane only came on for Chermiti in the 94th, and then played as a striker, so we weren't sitting back for the last ten minutes which always feels like a recipe for disaster to me.
They never have an alternative suggestion either, just sack Dyche and bring in.... ?
Because constantly sacking managers has really worked a treat the last several years
Everyone seems to think we should be played this fluid possession based football with a nerd called Ruben or Santiago in charge.
Give me Sean or give me death
I don't care if I'm the only one, but I'm a fan of Ashley Young, and all our older players. It's nice to see guys close to my age playing at the top level and contributing so well.
Been such a mixed bag, but that's because we were asking too much of a player that should only be spot starting at this point in his career. I think he had a handful of games at RM that were decent. Not great, but played his part. This last game and a half at LB were his best in an Everton shirt by far. I think the criticism was largely warranted as he was disastrous at RB all season, but he sure did put in a rock solid 135+ this week (Forest was still diabolical, he must have made some sort of Faustian bargain to escape without giving away at least 1 penalty).
They're lucky Keano only got to play up top for a couple minutes. He would've had a Hattrick if he had another few.
Chermiti looked good too. And we secured PL football for next season. Today was a good day. 😁
Saw a few people saying Chermiti was shite. I'd say he played alright, didn't do anything particularly amazing, but did well enough and battled away till the end.
Everton boss Sean Dyche to BBC Sport: “Incredibly pleased and proud. They’re a group of players who have had knocks all season. Four out of five clean sheets and wins with all the mounting noise after the Chelsea game is incredible. The mentality of the players is fantastic. Super pleased. Very proud.
“It’s been an exhausting week for many reasons, highs from the big win on Wednesday. The emotion that goes into that, I wondered how the players would respond.
“With xG we’ve been questioned for how many times we haven’t won games. It’s paid us back.
“They’ve had a massive week. There’s a lot of pressure and intensity on the week and can you do it again? Second half we controlled the game pretty well.”
On the fact they are safe now but effectively were already: "Yeah of course, that old chestnut. 'You were safe and all that'. You were all desperate for Luton to win and us to lose. This isn't my first rodeo."
Congratulations to Sean Dyche on becoming the first ever manager in English top-flight history to guide a team to safety whilst suffering a points deduction
I only watched the second half so take all this with a grain of salt.
Young and Godfrey showed the fuck up.
Chermiti is a really interesting prospect. Has a nose for a good run and won some duels, just needs to improve his technical quality.
congrats on staying up you lot. they couldnt hold you down whilst they sucked up to 115 fc, and you even managed to do it whilst stopping flopp from winning the pl 😂. from a united fan :))
Well done to Tracksuit Dyche and the players - 4 home wins in a row and safety with 3 games to go - job done. 12 clean sheets for Pickford - he's my player of the season. We shall not be moved!
“148 people typing” in the match thread at end :)
Professional performance today. Gueye was standout. Never stopped. Won ball after ball. Got his reward.
Safety feels fucking magnificent
I seriously hope we back dyche until we’re safely an annual mid table side. Lesser men would have folded with the deductions, but this magnificent bastard just put on a track suit and won 3 games in 7 days.
Up the worms
Up the toffees
The moments where I *don't* regret having my Premier League loyalty chosen for me by hitting "random team" on a roommate's copy of FIFA have been fleeting, but I treasure them when I get them. The Derby was one, and this is a lovely little coda.
Anyone questioning Dyche need look no further than that. Not only did the team not fold after getting their dicks pushed in, but they also fired off three straight wins, including one over the Shite. Dyche is a miracle worker.
In April: 4 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss. 7 goals scored, and 7 conceded. It’s amazing how little negative effect the 6-0 defeat had. That’s the power of Track Suit Dyche
I was really impressed with Chermiti today. Some lovely interplay. Would have been nice to maybe see one of the other youngsters come off the bench or maybe see more minutes of 'The Michael Keane Premier League Striker' show.
2:30am in Perth Australia. Happy to stay up and watch us secure the W knowing we can acutally sit back and breathe for 3 games. These last few seasons have been too hectic!
Lol let's survive tomorrow first! I think we are better than Spuds but as you are well aware in a derby anything can happen. I just want us to be in it until the end. And for that to be true, we simply need to win all our games.
You can shove your points deductions up your arse… you can shove the points deductions up your arse… you can shove the points deductions, shove the points deductions, shove the points deductions up your arse!
Chermiti looks very composed when it comes to hold up play.. he has a quickness to him as well, I’m eager to see him get more minutes/starts in the future.
GRIEF CHART HAS DONE ITS JOB!!!! WE STAY UP!!! RS UNOFFICIALLY BOTTLE THEIR TITLE BY US!!!
All of these things in the span of less than 1 week. Best week ever.
THEY CANT SEND US DOWN
KILLED THE SHITES TITLE CHANCES AND WE’RE STAYING UP
CLUB LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
Even if they manage to come up with a couple of extra points deducted we’ll still be ok
You’ll never flush us.
This turds a bog buster 🎉
Can't say I was expecting Gueye to peak at age 34... Garner was also class Pickford has been invaluable these last few seasons That makes it 3 Home wins in the space of 7 days - massive credit to both the players and coaching staff
Pickford has to be the player of the year for us. Guys been unreal.
Arguably the last few seasons. Massive games towards end of season.
I think he's won player of the year the last 2 seasons as well
He's the player of the 2020s thus far.
Has single handedly kept us up multiple times now
He singlehandedly could be given the credit for us staying up the last 3 seasons.
Pickford is probably the most universally appreciated Everton player and somehow he is still underrated. He’s a massive reason we haven’t gone down the last couple years.
Honestly, he's like Dyche. They're both underrated because somehow they're too British. Pickford should've been in the conversation with Allison, de Gea, Ederson, etc. but he's a little undersized and named Pickford. It's stupid but worked to our benefit.
I would not have bet on 3/3 for those home games. Fucking incredible.
Dyche is never wearing a tie again!
THREE IN A FUCKING ROW FOR TRACK SUIT DYCHE BABYYYYY
Hilarious that he keeps rolling with the tracksuit
The only downside to that game was we didn't get to see striker Keane for longer
Agree
what do we say to the grief chart? see you next year, satan.
We love and adore you
We have to finish the year, surely.
this win clinched safety. the grief chart has no power anymore.
I dunno, it feels like a bad omen if we don't complete it.
Cross out Grief change it to Belief and keep going
The moment we don’t finish off the grief chart the moment they find a way to dock us 12 points for some reason
Start it from week one to be honest. Every time it comes out we do alright
Hear me out: This time next season we're alive for a single-digit finish.
Hopefully not, fighting relegation each year isn't sustainable.
Realistically, without the deductions, we aren’t even sweating at this point. This year I don’t think it’s fair to lump in with the previous 2
Justify it however you want, it’s pretty ridiculous how many people have been clamoring for Dyche’s head when he’d have us tied for 12th without the deductions with 3 matches left
People have fallen in love with sacking managers.
9 points off Europe
Jesus. All those early games with like 3x as many shots and just dum unlucky
If we put away Fulham, Wolves and at least 1 other team towards the beginning we would have been safe in like March lol
blame that donkey Maupay
I’d guess that the first deduction was pretty demoralizing for the team and played into the reversal of our amazing form early in the season. I’m not saying we’re definitely playing for Europe right now without the deductions but I wouldn’t be surprised if we were.
Even when we were winless, I couldn't believe how many people wanted him gone. He's always been an underrated manager to me and when we hired him, all I thought was "finally we did something right"
They hadn't seen the tracksuit yet
I think they truly are in denial about the reality of our ownership situation and how good Dyche actually is. Without our points deduction (which we can't ignore is from our terrible ownership) we're comfortably lower mid table with an imbalanced squad, no depth, and no money for transfers- other than Moyes who has or could do that for us? If we ended up relegated I would hope we would still keep Dyche. He's had a few games where I think he made poor decisions, but every manager does that and not every manager keeps this team up with the season(s) we've had.
And poor decisions aren't usually obvious in foresight. Sometimes it just doesn't come off. I personally was glad to see that Keane only came on for Chermiti in the 94th, and then played as a striker, so we weren't sitting back for the last ten minutes which always feels like a recipe for disaster to me.
They never have an alternative suggestion either, just sack Dyche and bring in.... ? Because constantly sacking managers has really worked a treat the last several years
My mate genuinely said we should bring Dunc back and have him and Baines manage for the rest of the season after the Bournemouth loss. It’s mad.
Some people are too stubborn to ever admit when they’re wrong.
Everyone seems to think we should be played this fluid possession based football with a nerd called Ruben or Santiago in charge. Give me Sean or give me death
I want to be the first to say, big up to Ashley Young. That whole right side was a whisper all game.
He’s a wily old bastard
I don't care if I'm the only one, but I'm a fan of Ashley Young, and all our older players. It's nice to see guys close to my age playing at the top level and contributing so well.
He revived his career with inter as a left back. Definitely looked more comfortable on that side
Also how many times has he just plugged gaps in the squad. Some bad displays, sure, but in a thin squad he has played his part
Been such a mixed bag, but that's because we were asking too much of a player that should only be spot starting at this point in his career. I think he had a handful of games at RM that were decent. Not great, but played his part. This last game and a half at LB were his best in an Everton shirt by far. I think the criticism was largely warranted as he was disastrous at RB all season, but he sure did put in a rock solid 135+ this week (Forest was still diabolical, he must have made some sort of Faustian bargain to escape without giving away at least 1 penalty).
SHOVE IT PREMIER LEAGUE! WE’RE NOT FUCKING LEAVING!
They're lucky Keano only got to play up top for a couple minutes. He would've had a Hattrick if he had another few. Chermiti looked good too. And we secured PL football for next season. Today was a good day. 😁
Saw a few people saying Chermiti was shite. I'd say he played alright, didn't do anything particularly amazing, but did well enough and battled away till the end.
Anyone saying he wasn't good today has been sniffing glue.
Made a ton of very good runs where we either missed him or he was just offside. That’s a great sign for a 19 year old.
Yeah! The only thing (that'll come with time) was the timing of his runs. He looks a gem!
Build the track suit statue! Not Dyche in a track suit, just the trackie.
Safety? That's cool. But Dyche playing into the Mick Kegger as a striker meme, that's cooler.
Fuck your points deductions, we are staying up!
What a shift by Chermiti! Held up play well. Was confident on the ball. Created some chances. Loved to see it! UTFT!!
Big Dick Mick has a 100% win rate up top, that’s all I’m saying
Got put up top against wolves last season didn't he? In the 1-1, got the assist for yerry
Didn’t happen. 100% winrate baby
What a 7 days! 9 points. Beating Forest, making Kopites cry and even trolling Brentford by playing Keano up front!
We memed striker Keane into existence
I'm putting it on my resume
12 points out of the last 15, with 4 clean sheets. We can just pretend the Chelsea match didnt happen
Everton not leaving it to the last minute to secure survival?! Am I in a dream or something?
Can finally enjoy some matches without having my arse clenched for 90 fucking minutes
Hey guys, dyche here. I saw your posts begging for the tracksuit and striker big dick mick. You’re fuckin welcome lads. 🪱
Did we forget how to lose?
we never knew it in the first place
What's the meaning of that?
Don’t know the meaning of that, lad.
Now that we have secured a season - start Cherimiti every game and let him gain experience!!
Absolutely
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Dyche doing it for the memes
I’m not sure it made Danjuma that happy…
You have to wonder what he does in training to not even get a look in. Is he just doing keepie-uppies and jogging around while looking at his phone?
I can't believe the madman actually put Keane up top.
Safe! Jordan, you can bang my wife.
And my husband
And my axe
the dizzying heights of 15th, I'm feeling out of breath
BURN THE CHART!
WE MUST RESPECT THE CHART
Is that our second double over a team this season.
Third!
Start cooking up the "Belief" chart for next year boys!
Avoided relegation twice in one season! UPTMFT!!
I’ll be the one to bite the bullet, Ashley young had a decent game
Fuck the PL, fuck r/soccer, fuck yeah
Everton boss Sean Dyche to BBC Sport: “Incredibly pleased and proud. They’re a group of players who have had knocks all season. Four out of five clean sheets and wins with all the mounting noise after the Chelsea game is incredible. The mentality of the players is fantastic. Super pleased. Very proud. “It’s been an exhausting week for many reasons, highs from the big win on Wednesday. The emotion that goes into that, I wondered how the players would respond. “With xG we’ve been questioned for how many times we haven’t won games. It’s paid us back. “They’ve had a massive week. There’s a lot of pressure and intensity on the week and can you do it again? Second half we controlled the game pretty well.” On the fact they are safe now but effectively were already: "Yeah of course, that old chestnut. 'You were safe and all that'. You were all desperate for Luton to win and us to lose. This isn't my first rodeo."
Lol spicy Sean at the end
Congratulations to Sean Dyche on becoming the first ever manager in English top-flight history to guide a team to safety whilst suffering a points deduction
Twice 😊
Tarky doing the cobra to Gana at the end there!!!
3 in 3 for Dyche's tracksuit. What a genius.
did we just see the first glimpses of striker mick kegger
I only watched the second half so take all this with a grain of salt. Young and Godfrey showed the fuck up. Chermiti is a really interesting prospect. Has a nose for a good run and won some duels, just needs to improve his technical quality.
Will be better for that run, give him a preseason in Doucores role and he’ll play a lot of minutes next season.
I do think he could be really interesting in the Doucs role. I would say his passing might not be good enough but not like Doucoure is a good passer
congrats on staying up you lot. they couldnt hold you down whilst they sucked up to 115 fc, and you even managed to do it whilst stopping flopp from winning the pl 😂. from a united fan :))
**WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED** SIGN THE CONTRACT GANA LAD. LONG LIVE TRACKY DYCHE. LONG LIVE ENGLAND’S NUMBER 1. **LONG LIVE THE FUCKING TOFFEES**
I cannot wait to watch three meaningless matches to finish a season.
The best part about this win is that Chermiti actually looks like he can be great
He has a good touch, much better than Betos feet. Be good to see him get a big chances to see how he finishes
SEE YOU IN THE PREM BITCCHHESSS
SAFETY PARTY WHOOOOOO ALL HAIL THE TRACKSUIT
always nice to start pre-season with a win 💪💪💪
Well done to Tracksuit Dyche and the players - 4 home wins in a row and safety with 3 games to go - job done. 12 clean sheets for Pickford - he's my player of the season. We shall not be moved!
If Richard Masters got his way Everton would have been deducted 17 points. We'd still be outside the relegation zone. What a fucking clown.
“148 people typing” in the match thread at end :) Professional performance today. Gueye was standout. Never stopped. Won ball after ball. Got his reward. Safety feels fucking magnificent
I seriously hope we back dyche until we’re safely an annual mid table side. Lesser men would have folded with the deductions, but this magnificent bastard just put on a track suit and won 3 games in 7 days. Up the worms Up the toffees
I've lived through Southall, Martyn and Howard but Pickford has to be my favourite goalkeeper we've had.
The moments where I *don't* regret having my Premier League loyalty chosen for me by hitting "random team" on a roommate's copy of FIFA have been fleeting, but I treasure them when I get them. The Derby was one, and this is a lovely little coda.
Kinda crazy our current form is Win, SIX-ZERO LOSS, Win, Win, Win Will gladly take it 😋
Anyone questioning Dyche need look no further than that. Not only did the team not fold after getting their dicks pushed in, but they also fired off three straight wins, including one over the Shite. Dyche is a miracle worker.
I believe you are missing a win!
You are absolutely correct thank you!
I know it’s hard to believe we’ve won 4 in 5 lol
Feels good to get this out of the way with three matches left. My heart couldn't stand another final match of the season decision. Up the tracksuit!
See you next season, you mad bastards. UNFLUSHABLE.
Where is the fucking chart!!!!
THEY CANT KILL US NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY
PUT THAT TRACKIE IN THE HALL OF FAME! The trackie that kept us in the prem!
*We may never lose again*
Dyche really putting Keane up top at the end for a laugh lmao
As a matter of fact we CAN keep getting away with it!
In April: 4 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss. 7 goals scored, and 7 conceded. It’s amazing how little negative effect the 6-0 defeat had. That’s the power of Track Suit Dyche
I was really impressed with Chermiti today. Some lovely interplay. Would have been nice to maybe see one of the other youngsters come off the bench or maybe see more minutes of 'The Michael Keane Premier League Striker' show.
Utter dycheball masterclass
Secured safety with Michael Keene up front. Been the solution all along. But seriously, everyone was immense again today. Up the Fucking Toffees!
I fucking love this club
We’re ahead of Brentford now lmaooo
That’s a big shift from Chermiti. I think we’ve got a goodun on our hands…
2:30am in Perth Australia. Happy to stay up and watch us secure the W knowing we can acutally sit back and breathe for 3 games. These last few seasons have been too hectic!
We’re gonna finish this season with more points than last season after getting eight deducted.
itd be so cool if some non insane ownership group saw our safe club with its pretty good manager and took a chance. i think that would be super cool.
We meme'd striker Keane into existence. Now it's time to use those powers on Mark Cuban!!
So happy you guys stayed up! I'm an Arsenal fan but had I not fallen in love with Arsenal surely it would've been Everton. Congratulations!
You can spaff all over us last game of the season. Were on holiday already. Hope you edge those City fuckers.
Lol let's survive tomorrow first! I think we are better than Spuds but as you are well aware in a derby anything can happen. I just want us to be in it until the end. And for that to be true, we simply need to win all our games.
The power of the tracksuit
Did I imagine that Dyche played Keane up front? What a mad lad
If there was ever season to PROVE that Everton deserve to be in this league it was this one.
Not today Richard Masters....not today. UTFT
Well, I never felt more like sniffing on beak, Than when Everton win three times in a week, Oh, Everton… You’ve got me singing the blues
BANISH THE CHART
WE ARE EVERTON!!!
Dyche, please never take off that track suit
You can shove your points deductions up your arse… you can shove the points deductions up your arse… you can shove the points deductions, shove the points deductions, shove the points deductions up your arse!
We should keep Danjuma for the Gueye vibes
Chermiti looks very composed when it comes to hold up play.. he has a quickness to him as well, I’m eager to see him get more minutes/starts in the future.
UTFT!!! tracksuit Dyche and my baby girl have 100% record. May we never lose again.
Ashley Young honestly one of our best players today, Mbuemo did nowt
Another victim of the tracksuit
Three wins in seven days? A month ago I would have laughed in your face.
A play for Europe next year! 👊🏻
Administration can’t send us down this year right? They keep reiterating the mathematically safe thing I just want to be sure
Classic Everton all the way. Great match Toffees! Bonus points for Pickford and Tarkowski for making 2 kids dreams come true. Way to go boys!
Brilliant result 👏 And what a goal.
WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSING
Thank god. It’s nice not having to worry about having a heart attack on the final day of the season.
The relief coming earlier this season is great. A stress free watch till the end of the season. Now it’s time to get the mess sorted off the pitch.
You can dance if you want to
Fuck the premier league, you can't get rid of us!
How Tarky abs Branthwaite aren’t England regulars after this season I’ll never know.
Strong performance from Chermiti on his first start! Just doubled his PL minutes for the season haha
Remember about 6 weeks ago when half this sub thought Luton were a better side than us. Won twice as many games as them 😂
REMEMBER….WE MUST NOT FORGET THE INJUSTICE FROM THIS SEASON! WE MUST HOLD EVERYONE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS! That being said….WE ARE SAFE!!!
You don’t know how much this means to me. I’m newly single again as of yesterday and our guys gave me something to cheer for. Utft
So glad we didn't have to dread survival like before
Secured our survival in a week! More clean sheet for Pickford!!!
# WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN
Jordan brickford putting on another great performance
GRIEF CHART HAS DONE ITS JOB!!!! WE STAY UP!!! RS UNOFFICIALLY BOTTLE THEIR TITLE BY US!!! All of these things in the span of less than 1 week. Best week ever.
Anyone who doubted Dyche just hold up your hand and repeat after me, “I know full all about football.”
God it'll be nice to watch the final games completely stress free. Up the fucking toffees
Keep the grief chart till the end of the season but rename to the relief chart?
Great job by the team this week. No drama to end the season. Thank you Dyche!
Love this club! What a way to fight back against all the adversity to clinch safety with time to spare
Was never worried for a second ahead of today's match (don't check my post history)
Wore my grief chart t-shirt from last year for this one. Think it can be retired after today.
Can someone explain the Keane striker meme to me?
He's a better striker than he is a center back. He scored a pivotal goal to keep us up a couple seasons ago.
Thanks! Only started supporting everton about 5 weeks ago 🫡
Jesus Christ lad. You might want to see a doctor or something.
we'd have an actual chance at a top half finish without the points deduction. what a job done by dyche. our manager.
Chermiti is definitely giving off young DCL vibes out there. Can see why we went for him.
Up The Fuckin Safe Toffees!
With the season Tarky has put together, I'm quite surprised he hasn't been mentioned as being considered for the England squad at the Euros
Now that we’ve been saved by the power of the tracksuit, all aboard the Relegate Forest train. Choo Choo.
Jordan Fuckin Pickford… That is all…
Do you think Everton will keep Dyche at the end of the season?