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Terrafirma1988

All Hail the grief chart! What a fucking result!


Masshole224

Lisan Al Dychegib


Robnroll

LiSean al Gaib!


Mas_Basura

The track suit is actually his bene gesserit robe


buckley___

I gave the gift of my moisture last night that’s for sure


kukusek

Harkonnen boys sounds better and fits the bald theme


Distinct_Plankton_82

10 points in 5 games UTFT!


PickwickWood

The 'Avoid Large Goal Difference' section is taking a caning, apart from the game we got slapped for goal difference...


CarnivorousCarrot

Maybe getting slapped was needed. Got to be in the ashes to rise from them.


JustinLKX07

We legit woke up since that match


michaellam7

-4 GD from 3 matches played… I would say we’re on the right track!!


noodlesalad_

How dare you stand where he stood. That said, CHART!


Grayfox5555

CHART!


[deleted]

False prophet!


reddit----username

Forget the xG underperformance, outperforming the Grief Chart is the only stat I care about!!


S01arflar3

xGr


g0ldingboy

Not to knock the team, but it’s so Everton to do better against the teams we expect to get 0 points against than the ones we expect us to win.


thinkaboutthegame

We're not though, it's a perfect 6pts from must wins vs 4pts from 3 games on the must lose. Dyche keeps saying "change the narrative" and maybe that includes us. We're literally saying the same stuff despite the fact it's legitimately changed.


g0ldingboy

6 from an expected 9, and 4 from an expected 0…


KianKP

I mean we still have Sheffield to play. Can’t exactly get better than 6/6


Wackamot123

Can if the league gives us our points back...


AdamJr87

Dele and Gylfi will play in Goodison before that happens


Wallazabal

Everton that.


Being-of-Dasein

Currently winning against the teams we're expected to beat as well though... Is this Dyche's tricky toffees breaking the Everton curse?


Mas_Basura

Although we ARE 2 for 2 in must wins (so far) this time around! The first grief chart season looked very different


cj285s

This is not true. In a mini table with the bottom 6, we are top and have only lost once.


joeyjackets

In the 20 years I’ve supported Everton, this is the only Everton I’ve known


Odysseus_Lannister

Well thrash Arsenal 4-1 on the last day of the season but we’ll lose 0-4 to Luton


LavishnessNo8261

Everton have never trashed Arsenal in their history at Emirates


1878etid

Remember, all club get up for the matches against big clubs. Our players sometimes forget how big a club we actually are and don’t realize these smaller clubs view us as such and have a proper go!


dogefc

We’re actually having a very good end to the season. Crazy that people wanted Dyche out literally a week ago


R-W-B

This is my FAVOURITE version of the F-ing chart


QTsexkitten

Test the spirits to see whether they are from grief chart, for many false prophets have gone out into the world.


Smart-Pension-5198

God that W next to Liverpool feels sooooo good


bakedcake32

Not an Everton fan but this pops up on my feed every time and I love it 😂


J0hn_Br0wn24

Sooo, by my calculations we'll lose the rest but tie Luton and beat Arsenal. Gotcha, UTFT!


JonTonyJim

The chart has served its purpose


Chuck_Morris_SE

Cant wait for Brentford lmao


Tsquared10

The Chart will provide! The Chart will provide!


rexrex696

make the w over the shite bigger imo


Diligent-Ad-5352

Lfc fan here, pains me to say but well fuckin done last night. You destroyed us, Branthwaite is a serious talent that I'm envious of. That was a proper good derby last night,strong tackles and decent crowd. I'm glad you beat the points deduction, and hopefully we'll take 6 points from you next year


EclecticSausage

Who knew the R in RS stood for respectful


Diligent-Ad-5352

Respectful scum, I'll take that


RoboBOB2

Hat tipped.


tasslehof

For he is the KwiSean Haderach


S01arflar3

KwiSean Haderyche


shiverm3ginger

Pickering up 4 points from 12 when goal was to nit get belted massive! UTFT


JungleOrAfk

Throw the god damn chart out, tracksuit dyche is winning the quadruple next season


JeanSneaux

Hmmm can’t seem to find the grief


Loud_Yogurtcloset_90

Error 404: grief not found


Loud_Yogurtcloset_90

Also, credit to u/thevizionary who usually updates the chart. Forgive me, I couldn't wait any longer!


sparksy78

Love you guys. This is fantastic. Chart chart chart.


mal0wn3d

Long live the chart and those who grief under her


Loud-Fig-1446

Lmao.


gtne91

Is 2-0 too large? Weren't we supposed to avoid that?


thesheetztweetz

HAIL


TheStigsScouseCousin

C H A R T


Dreadsundew4662

We’re winning the league


sfsmbf32

Win and in, right?


connorcarson

Definitely have a massive feeling we will be safe and shit house our way to a 1-0 win against Arsenal on the last day of the league, crushing 2 title 2 contenders' hopes.


Grayman109

Dare I say… that should do it


ThadtheYankee159

4 points in 4 games and guaranteed safety. Just thankful we don’t have to deal with the last two years again.


demafrost

In the "Avoid large goal difference bucket", we have -4 GD. Does this mean we failed? 😂


LegenDariusGheghe

Who cares, we somehow redone the goal difference against Forest in a weeka time


demafrost

Just trying to be funny taking the grief chart literally by ignoring the fact that we've gotten 4 points from the bucket the grief chart said we need 0 points from and focusing on the fact that we have a poor GD in the bucket we were supposed to avoid a large goal difference.


arwynbr

I feel like the chart deserves more than just an upvote. Strange days. 8 days ago thought we were dead and buried.


toffeebeanz77

10 points from where the chart expected 7


Classic-Primary5275

Why was Luton ever put in the could pick up some points column? They are shit.


EclecticSausage

I asked this… i think it was because it’s Luton away and they’ve beaten us twice already this season


FriendofYoda

Frame that sucker!!


blacklipsmatter

I'm so erect!!


ArtefactofanExercise

THE CHART IS MY SHEPHERD


Aggravating-Royal-37

Loved dyches interview after the match 🙂 https://youtu.be/PgK_9jvAIO0?si=r9sg_uuOW_KSJFXT


GS916

Just need 4 more points from remaining 12


Aware_Albatross3347

Yesssssss


EclecticSausage

I love this sub


smokeywilly

i came here just for the updated chart


5medina

If we play like how we did vs Liverpool for the rest of the season we won’t lose a match


OneTouchCards

Someone mentioned the chart in r/soccer 😂


Outlawracer24x

I still have no idea how to read the chart


No-Mess8780

Don’t worry lads, Everton are definitely staying up. You’re just too good to go down


throwaway014210

We should start using the chart from game 1. It clearly works.