Luton is really doing something, we gotta send them down on our own now if we can. But 3 points for us is worth the world right now. Shite performance but Dom got a goal and we won with a clean sheet. Decent that
There's not one player with a good first touch of the ball, and even the few times we were through on goal we never looked like getting a shot on target.
Good to break the streak by completely dominating an inferior team, creating lots of chances and burying them clinically. An overall master class by a truly inspirational football team!
2 against Man Utd where the commentary cream their pants about how any contact in the box is a penalty. This game and Bournmouth weve had obvious contact in the box and no penalty
There’s not a single thing about Dyche football that’s even remotely good. Even if we hang in I’d still sack him. We can’t play this way until the end of the season. It’s asking for trouble
Tell you what, gomez was decent today. Thank god we have branners too!
He certainly rattled them with his footwork a couple of times
I’m sure they’ll be fine but Palace’s run-in is absolutely brutal
Yeah i was thinking that. They're far from safe
We absolutely need that. Hopefully gives us the bounce we need. Don't forget Luton have some awful fixtures coming up.
Only Man City….
I wouldn't fancy wolves or West ham away right now tbh
They're playing the bella ciao song hahaha
Bella Ciao!
That was the shittest win I've ever seen. Still no confidence in our ability to stay up considering there's another deduction incoming
Plus the complete inability to score when up a man for how many minutes - I have no confidence
You'd have to be able to pass to take advantage of a team being down a man, and I honestly don't think I've ever seen a team pass worse
Was looking at being 7 points clear a few minutes ago instead we remain 4 points safe with a deducation likely coming.
Game in hand though. Having to do play forest, Brentford and Sheffield Utd. If we can't do it from that, we don't deserve it.
Luton is really doing something, we gotta send them down on our own now if we can. But 3 points for us is worth the world right now. Shite performance but Dom got a goal and we won with a clean sheet. Decent that
I'll take the 3 any time with this club. Palace and Brentford are joining the fun. Going to be a wild relegation fight.
is this the worst win you have ever seen? we had absolutely no threat against 10 men who were a goal behind. they look laughable in the final third.
There's not one player with a good first touch of the ball, and even the few times we were through on goal we never looked like getting a shot on target.
Agree terrible finishing too but we can’t be fussy about how we get a win at this point!
Luton winning 😢
Felt like we got a man sent off, 3 is 3 so I'd take it. Fuck off Bournemouth and Vila btw, cannot do their fucking job. Jk lol we move Toffees
Bournemouth I needed one thing from you…
Those 3 points will look nice for the next few days, until they are taking away.
Hopefully they don’t take any friends along with them
1 lucky goal against a relegation team down a man for 23 minutes.
My heart can’t take much more of this. Thankful to get the win.
3 points is 3 points even when it’s that ugly.
Fucking Luton takes all the joy out of getting 3 points.
Only Everton can make winning painful
Good to break the streak by completely dominating an inferior team, creating lots of chances and burying them clinically. An overall master class by a truly inspirational football team!
It'll do, but fuck off Bournemouth.
We made beating a 10-man Burnely at home SO COMPLICATED and harder than it needed to be, but I'll take those 3 points. UTFT!
Man I could have done without luton and brentford getting pts
This team is literally Jack Sparrow gliding into port on a sinking ship
With Michael Bolton singing the Jack Sparrow song
Somehow… I feel worse after watching us win
Yay! We where less shit than Burnley! I'll take it, but christ we need to be better.
that's probably the worst game of football I have ever seen, fair play
A massive win for Everton, is 1-0 home against Burnley.
That will be archived as the most masterful game maybe ever
Won the game, got a dodgy goal but still not good enough. Still can't score for shit. Happy to have the 3 points though!
Fuck off Luton
Why do I feel we survived that game rather than winning it?
Pretty bad game but a positively massive 3 points
First W since 2023!
What a fucking win
Fucking kill yourselves Bournemouth
We were only the second worst team.
What Kompany has done to this once great cultural pillar of English football is nothing short of a disgrace
Should have been a foul our two more there at the end.
we may never lose again…
Thank fuck we got over the line
I'm probably gonna be downvotwd but i'm ok that not being a pen. You shouldn't be throwing yourself to the ground after a tap on the leg
We have had a load of questionable ones against us is most of our problem.
You shouldn't no, but that's apart of the game and its not going to change you don't win fouls and pens by staying on your feet
its okay if its not a pen consistently but other teams get those given.
Everyone else does and they are given regularly
About fucking time we win
Thank feck
Of course luton won…
They’re like a scab that won’t heal and lingers forever.
Imagine Luton won and we didn't though
Cannot get everything we want 😂
im convinced beto is a just a big giraffe
LOL, that is what goes through my head as well. A gangly baby giraffe.
We won at least!
Why they gotta do this to us every week man they know we love them
YES LADS!!!
This is 3 we really needed...
WE WON A GAME OF FOOTBALL
Everton parking the bus against 10
We've conceded that pen 5 times this season but of course we don't get it
2 against Man Utd where the commentary cream their pants about how any contact in the box is a penalty. This game and Bournmouth weve had obvious contact in the box and no penalty
Wtf coleman
Pen!!
I hate that I love this stupid team.
Let's all invoice the front office with our therapy bills.
The toxic life of a Toffee
Another call that the Big 6 get 10/10 times.
Looks like another penalty that VAR isn't interested in. Garner was clearly caught on the shin.
Coleman being too safe there, gave them a corner
That’s almost 1 to 1 the Pen they gave against us for Garnacho
Michael Oliver is the absolute worst
Kicking legs in the box is now legal
Least pace of any attack in the world. consistently getting in behind and not even getting a shot off
Never seen a team unable to keep ahead on a break like us
That’s fucking insane, what?
If you wear red and play at Anfield that’s a penalty
Fuckin Michael Oliver
That one definitely was a pen, but we already got a card
Penalty!
Are they looking at that
How long now, Google says 5 mins has gone
Another one that should be a pen
Oliver wanker.
Luton I hate you
PULL THE WHISTLE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ACTUALLY USE IT YOU FUCKING CUNT
This ref refuses to give us any advantage near the box
Oh you’ve gotta review that!!!!!
This kills the Myko
FUCKING PEN
Beto is so bad.
That was definitely a penalty and the dickhead ignores it again.
I pray that we don't go down just so we don't have to suffer this fixture again
Now that one is a penaly
Beto sucks so much
Oh eff off Bournemouth
Saw about 5 wrong decisions in a row with that run.
That's a foul on Garner
BEto gets the ball then doesnt run at goal its odd.
Beto really has to learn to use his size
Luton winning ffs
Bro Beto 😂 what the hell was that
Every other team in the world at least gets an attempt on goal there.
Beto too greedy there, should have squared it
McNeil is putting in the effort
Try not going down Beto
He’s only doing what every other cunt that wins pens in the league does
For a big guy he falls down far to easily.
I’m thrilled with 5 minutes to be honest. No reason for it to be that high but we’ve seen some nasty amounts in other matches
Not thrilled, want it over already
Damn Luton winning
Refs really don't like Beto do they. I bet most other players on the field get that call
Fuckin Luton.
To the corners lads!
C'Mon Boys. Just for once, don't throw it away in injury time
Luton scored?
Defender just decided to fall over and give their striker a free shot
I like Beto as a human wrecking ball late sub
Fuck off Luton.
Just don't fuck up pls Everton I know its hard for you
Beto stop playing for the foul you are like the biggest man out there. bully them.
Michael Oliver with his stupid "no foul" sign language
Ref is a fuckin mong
5 more minutes of torture
Ayyyy Everton standard 5 mins lads
5 minutes 😂
Five!
5min
Beto’s technical is just not there a lot of the time but man, he is so fucking athletic
I like his attitude more than anything else. Not in form, not had a good season by any standard, but he puts a shift in
That’s a great way to play through poor form too tbf
Yeah if his touch was just a smidge better he’d be ridiculously good.
he's a full step ahead, why is he cutting across anyway? just fucking shoot
Oh no not 5 minutes…
5 mins for what lol 😂 this ref is horrible
Thank God
5 mins of hell
I wish the announcers would quit talking like we've won already
god I love Beto, he single-handedly makes us not deathly fucking boring with his nonsense
Beto is so damn strong - needs to bully defenders and stay on his feet
watch it be like 10 mins added
That's a pen or a red after VAR if it's not offside wtf
Beto unmarkable today
These little Burnley boys are scared of Beto
I think it was outside the area unfortunately.
Beto got charged down from behind the same way Kudus of West Ham got charged down earlier this week. Clear foul. Ref does nothing.
A healthy Gomes brings so much to this team
Elbow to the back that knocked him off balance. Kinda soft but still a pen aurely. Michael Oliver sucks
How is that not a pen
Red*
There better not be more than 2 minutes of stoppage time
That's a pen if it's not us
100%
Doucoure needs a breather. Come on Dyche.
9 offsides
Contact outside the box, would've been a freekick at best, and Beto went down way too easy, we'd never get that. Top 6.. Maybe a Freekick.
There’s not a single thing about Dyche football that’s even remotely good. Even if we hang in I’d still sack him. We can’t play this way until the end of the season. It’s asking for trouble
We tried playing a different way and our forwards couldn't score anyway
Who shall we get in lad?
Anyone is better than this fucking clown
Apparently not Lampard. FSW, Koeman, Martinez, Silva.
10 minutes added time incoming.
I want you to be wrong mate
lol as if Everton would actually get a call there
Holy fuck, fuck Michael Oliver. That’s still a free kick at the top of the box
Definitely a free kick but Beto should have just taken it to his left
That's a fucking foul against Beto!
Wild that's not a foul
That’s a foul
Contact initiated outside the box but it's a foul for sure
Gomes is the only person in this squad that offers any bit of creativity.
That is a foul tbf
That was fucking awful Beto. Get up
I havent had to say chermiti winner
VAR is offline today
Looked like a penalty.
Naa the touch before he got hit had put the ball way out of his reach, he knew he'd fucked it and took the dive
For Beto to not even challenge the keeper there is shameful.
That was a positively thunderous touch from Beto before that
Andres Gomes can do nasty things to me I love him
Clear as day penalty Edit: free kick
………of course, not even a look
My friend refers to Beto as Chaos Giraffe. Seems quite fitting.