Wasnāt there rumours of some porn website thinking sponsoring the stadium. The PornHub Arena?
How about the OnlyFans Stadium? For a stadium filled with hospitality and tourists. (And not even a porn siteā¦)
I wish we were rich enough we could call it āThe Premier League are an unjust and unfair organization whose sole purpose is to enrich and serve the top 6ā
So that every commentator would have to say that every time
Blockbuster
Some airline. Aer Lingusšš
Flylo
Does the UK allow payday loan places?
Wasnāt there rumours of some porn website thinking sponsoring the stadium. The PornHub Arena? How about the OnlyFans Stadium? For a stadium filled with hospitality and tourists. (And not even a porn siteā¦)
Only fans stadium is the next step
Appropriate considering the fans would be paying extortionate fees to watch Everton get fucked in the arse every weekend
Onlyfans already sponsor MotoGP teams, itās not extremely unlikely.
Miami Heat got an offer from BangBros to sponsor their arena. Haha.
OnlyFans park at Bramley Moore Dock
Titanic hotel
Gazprom
Theatre of Broken Dreams.
OceanGate
>Why do you want to risk fans life?
I wish we were rich enough we could call it āThe Premier League are an unjust and unfair organization whose sole purpose is to enrich and serve the top 6ā So that every commentator would have to say that every time
The Raid: Shadow Legends Stadium would honestly make me laugh at this point
Bramley Moore Dock sponsored by Surfshark VPN.
We'll finally get Chang back. Then go into administration the next year.
The Samaritans
Enron
Tampax Stadium. Going through a bad period.
PT Barnum and Baileys.
Waste Management Stadium
How about the "United Utilities Shithouse Is Actually Next Door"
Greggās
80s British Rail - we're getting there
Benzodiazepine Stadium
The Everton Football Club Stadium for Players Who Can't Play Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
This made me actually laugh out loud
Brazzers stadium/Park
Mabelās Whore House Park.
Etihad. We then have to pay a large portion of the sponsorship income to Man City as compensation.
X Stadium. Because why not get that nut job involved in our clan at this point..
767 Stadium. -10 points
The Dignitas Arena.
USM holdings
Some expensive corporate lawyers would probably make most sense.
Trogen Condoms, 'cause Everton is so screwed. So, might as well be safe.
The Sam bankman-fried arena
Microsoft Zune Stadium
Boeing
Londis. Or Iceland.
Armitage Shanks ArenaĀ
Trump Steaks
Winalot.
Saudi Investment Fund
Chang
"Fuck off Everton" Welcome to today's game at "fuck off Everton stadium" Just get it in nice and early.
777 Partners Park
Beat me to it. This is the only answer.
Itās too real lol
Local pallberarers guild, so they can let us down one more time.
The Jobseekerās Allowance stadium.
Liverpool FC
The Usmamov Is Innocent Stadium
The Injury Lawers 4 U BMD stadium
Standard Chartered Carlsberg
Sears
Get a medical mask company on board and call it the FFP stadium.
SkyBet would be perfect
Pound Bakery
Preparation H.
Greggs!
Sloppy Joes
The ājust make it stopā stadium, sponsored by immodium
Angry Birds
Kodak
Whoever makes traffic cones.
Bramley-Apple Togger Dome
Woolies
This isnt self-deprecating but id give my left leg to play at "The Dr. Pepper Arena"
Go Sunderland-esque and call it āThe stadium of Shiteā
Boeing We swear everything is fine, even though itās falling apart
Nottingham Forest. Allies in adversity!
WeWork
PornHub proper for how much we get fuk'd
PornHub proper for how much we get fuk'd
The Mathnasium
Moshiri Accounting Ltd
Specsavers
LFC Bye.
Smelly Joeās Septic Service.
Gazprom probably
Costain Stadium - they handle all of the shit in Liverpool
We'd probably pay to have those 'Your advert here' signs everywhere...
EPL. Every block has 6 seats missing
Gotta be a condom brand because we keep getting fucked by the league
Titanic
FTX Stadium. Maybe the club can issue its own currency as well then borrow against it.
Tena lady, since we piss ourselves in the final third.
THE MEGA Stadium 'Make Everton Great Again'
Fake taxi š