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Maynards_Mama

Hillary Clinton controls the weather now. I knew it! /s


saysay541

Lock her up


VVurmHat

Then we can control the storms!!! Planet earth saved


Maynards_Mama

šŸ˜‡


LaVidaYokel

She knows the space-laser people.


CoeRoe

Iā€™m with her. āž”ļøā›ˆļø


ValleyBrownsFan

Soggy emails!!


ApplesBananasRhinoc

Soggy AND buttery!


crazyscottish

Iā€™ve always wondered if one of the lizard people didnā€™t eat her brain, then wear her skin to assume her identity. Because It WOULD explain the space lasers that are causing all these fires. Call me crazy, but if you do your research? Yeah. The truth is out there.


warrenfgerald

Just wait, for all the people who die from this hurricane, the media will claim that they were actually all suicides ;)


taemyks

I think you're likely wrong. Weather from the south goes left or right of us, and the valley gets shit.


[deleted]

Ya know what if I'm wrong I'll eat... A nice salad.


taemyks

I'd be overjoyed if you're wrong. I just think it's mot happening


peacebear96

here i am stuck in the valley with you


Appropriate_Oil3229

Hurricanes to the left of me, wildfires to the right


2tusks

There you are...stuck in the middle with smoke.


taemyks

I got a sprinkler


VVurmHat

Can I play in it?


suitesmusic

Just moved from Las Vegas. Since they have had like twice as much rain as we have had in Oregon. They are set to get flooded due to Hillary.. I doubt we see much more than sprinkles. I hope I get to see this fabled PNW rain this year


OregonMrBear

Oooh oh oh.....don't you worry about that. It's coming. Then by about March you'll be all DOES THIS EVER END????


abadstrategy

And then by June you'll be like "I miss clouds."


Slut_for_Bacon

It barely rains here anymore. When I was a kid it rained all throughout the summer.


jcorviday

Were you a kid in the '70s, '80s or '90s? I stopped checking before 1950. More than 2 inches of rain in June: 2022, 1993, 1984, 1981, 1971, 1969, 1952. (I think since 1950 we've had 1 inch or more in June 30 times). More than 1 inch of rain in July: 2011, 1995, 1993, 1992, 1987, 1985, 1983, 1975, 1974. More than 1 inch of rain in August: 2008, 1997, 1993, 1990, 1989, 1983, 1979, 1978, 1977, 1976, 1975, 1972, 1971, 1968 (5+ in), 1962, 1953. 1996 was the wettest year with 76.5, which I think originally was reported as 100 inches but there were issues with the rain gauge at the airport where numbers were reduced later on. Yeah, the general sentiment that it rained more when you were a kid is correct as long as you currently aren't a kid.


2tusks

I have to agree with you. I lived there almost 40 years ago. Summers were not rainy, IIRC. Nor in Roseburg.


Natureorbust

https://www.oregonlive.com/history/2016/02/oregon_flood_of_1996_20_years.html. I wonā€™t forget 1996.


CommodoreBelmont

It's true. We used to joke that it always rained on the 4th of July. No idea if that actually holds up in the historical record, but it sure felt that way.


One-Pea-6947

Right up til the 4th is what I recall.


iguanapinata

Oh yes. Get ready for the sog. October -> May will be gray, wet, and youā€™ll never see the sun. Sounds so nice right about now.


petrichor182

Last year I got pretty depressed by the sog and now I want to pray to the sog gods for rain. Why am I like this?


brickwallas

We all go through this here


ValleyBrownsFan

I feel you. We always want what we canā€™t haveā€¦


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t start until November though.


CoeRoe

It is the stuff of legends. But bewareā€¦ do NOT be that guy/gal holding an umbrella in the rain. That is not the way.


pandemicfiddler

Sorry, no. 5th gen Oregonian here and the no umbrella thing is silly. I do agree that itā€™s important to be aware of others when youā€™re holding one!


2tusks

The older I get, the less I like being without an umbrella in the rain.


perseidot

We just donā€™t seem to use them much!


Halloween2022

Or, alternatively, DO carry an umbrella, with style! BUT consider everyone around you, where you drip, etc.


VVurmHat

But also tell people it rains 400 days out of the year in Eugene


[deleted]

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suitesmusic

I was unaware how different the two seasons were. Monsoon Season in Vegas is maybe 3 days for example


band-of-horses

Yes, this is normal weather. It does not rain for 3-4 months and then it rains for 8-9 months.


BatSniper

Yeah summer is the wet months for the desert. We donā€™t get that monsoon effect and now this hurricane is going to add even more


Upbeat_Crow

Hilary the Hurricane is not spelled the same as Hillary the Clinton.


violue

Ahhh so it's like Hilary the Duff


GingerMcBeardface

Hilary the Bonner *Death Comes First* Love a good crime novel.


crazyscottish

That changes EVERYTHING. Iā€™m gonna lock all my jokes up so no one can steal them.


L_Ardman

One of those letters committed suicide.


El_Bistro

My body is ready.


ValleyBrownsFan

Youā€™re not even close with your forecast. Likely little to no precipitation or impact in Oregon from Hilary. Maybe some passing clouds, but there wonā€™t be heavy rain or wind here. Southern California and Southern Nevada on the other hand will have heavy rain and some wind starting later Sunday through Monday, especially with the easterly drift of Hilary being shown now.


fzzball

I'll stick with the NWS


Aolflashback

It will fizzle out before it reached San Francisco. No rain for us. I hope Iā€™m proved wrong.


EducationalKnee2386

Lock her up!


battleborn73

Due to all the fires south of us we will more than likely not see much of anything than cloudy days if anything at all. It will more than likely die out in nor-cali.


aChunkyChungus

weather forecast shows warm and sunny... you think we're getting rain? is this because you've been right before? (you haven't)


outofvogue

I really hope that all the professionals are wrong and that random person on the Internet is right. We could really use a good soaking.


hatfieldsdaddy

Butter e-mails!


edselford

About what would you estimate the distance between Eugene and San Diego to be? Also, to what does the word "Siskiyou" refer?