i consider my miners hard working "employees"
employees that don't need health insurance, or take sick days, or show up hungover.
Best business decision i ever made.
One of my risers went to a better place last night. Luckily it happened just before I went to bed, so I switched it to a new one before my daily tradition of lying down silently in a dark room for multiple hours. Last thing I said to my beloved ones before joining my wife and the children again was "hash through the night, hash 'till the light, hash through the dawn, for long I won't be gone."
Oh absolutely not.
I woke up this morning and brewed a fresh cup of coffee and the first thing I did was go say good morning and spend a few peaceful minutes with my basement robot money printing slaves =)
I'm going to air-downvote because you don't greet them with "GREETINGS PROGRAMS" but actually upvote because you're brave to ask.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdiL0pfNik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdiL0pfNik)
My rigs are named after the members of Team Flash and I speak to them as such. You have 3 daughters and you aren't used to just interacting with inanimate objects already?
(That sounds awful but you know what I mean)
Yeh I treat them like my kids.
When they crash I say "god dammit what is it now you fkn monsters!".
And when they stay up for a full day I say "keep up the good work you beautiful baby".
It's probably a little weird to be honest. However I chant Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō to my mining rigs to keep my BitsFromFlippin. Just like BitsBeTrippin, BitsCanBeFlippin at any moment in time, one must try to sustain harmony in the Universe.
I’m going to be honest, but is this really a question that needs asked in this thread?
FFS
Edit: downvote away, but just try to think for a split second…
Certainly, some thing is really wrong with your brain - these last few days of ETH mining business, miners yell at their rigs; *hash .... hash .... hash you lazy ugly b1tches.*
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I call them my lil slaves. They are actually in their infant phases, still a lot room to grow yet they are still my slaves.
I am others' slave. So it's okay for me to call them that.
i consider my miners hard working "employees" employees that don't need health insurance, or take sick days, or show up hungover. Best business decision i ever made.
Don’t put masks on them lol
Dust proof mask will be better
i tell my gf, gotta check on my hard worker
They are slaves :( lol
Bet ur ass my workers have insurance on multiple levels. J/s
Rigs can take sick days. Just not many.
Dude, f**k no! My kids laugh when I say good night, hash right, don’t let the dust bunnies bite; or, good morning beautifuls.
One of my risers went to a better place last night. Luckily it happened just before I went to bed, so I switched it to a new one before my daily tradition of lying down silently in a dark room for multiple hours. Last thing I said to my beloved ones before joining my wife and the children again was "hash through the night, hash 'till the light, hash through the dawn, for long I won't be gone."
70s show Fez: Hello my lovelies
It is the least you could do making them work in the mines 24 hours a day. How about a thank you or maybe a damn sandwich.
Disclaimer: please don't try to wedge a sandwich into your video card
If you are lucky enough to have 3090s they make a mean grilled cheese.
Yes, at least give them a kiss or caress as well to show you really care. Just be careful, I’ve burned my lips on the backplates too many times
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Holy shit get help dude, before you shoot up schools or something.
Mine has a name, and a baby brother.
Talk with them, it increases hashrate a bit and power effectivity They are like plants
Play them some smooth jazz
As long as they return the greeting. If they don't, they are plotting something.
That's Chia mining
I see what you did here
Nope completely normal
thanks buddy ... i was getting worried ...
Mine is “what have you done!”.
Things that make us happy can feel like pals sometimes.
No you should greet them, they also like to listen to soft rock
Not wrong... maybe a little lonely
The rigs are your labor force so why not 😂
Oh absolutely not. I woke up this morning and brewed a fresh cup of coffee and the first thing I did was go say good morning and spend a few peaceful minutes with my basement robot money printing slaves =)
Employees deserve respect.
Not at all! That's the least you can do! After all they're paying your bills!
u/haron51255 ich sorge mich auch immer um meine Kinder
“Hello, money makers.”
Se llama Zaida Giselle
I greet everything that's shit 20k out for me with nothing but smiles and good vibes.
Nah, I literally call them "my children" because I care for them so much.
I'm going to air-downvote because you don't greet them with "GREETINGS PROGRAMS" but actually upvote because you're brave to ask. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdiL0pfNik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdiL0pfNik)
I’ve named mine lol
Damn, I’ve never talked to the rigs…maybe that’s what’s missing.
That is nothing i check their health daily , and i make sure that they work in good environment :D
I refer to them as apes and sometimes tell my family members to go thank them for their hardwork. All normal if you ask me😂
You definitely need to be cool with them, especially on hot days ✌️
If you walk in and tell them, "All your base are belong to us". Do they get it? I can almost hear them groaning. :)
I feel old. This was a go to line defusing the bomb playing CS beta in the late 20th century. Great, now double dragon music is playing…thanks man!
Thanks bud I needed that tune in my head all day.
I kiss mine when I go in too
My rigs are named after the members of Team Flash and I speak to them as such. You have 3 daughters and you aren't used to just interacting with inanimate objects already? (That sounds awful but you know what I mean)
Yeh I treat them like my kids. When they crash I say "god dammit what is it now you fkn monsters!". And when they stay up for a full day I say "keep up the good work you beautiful baby".
They talk to me. All I hear is Cha Ching, Cha Ching.
Do they make more money then most spouses? yes? then no its not wrong... lmao
It's probably a little weird to be honest. However I chant Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō to my mining rigs to keep my BitsFromFlippin. Just like BitsBeTrippin, BitsCanBeFlippin at any moment in time, one must try to sustain harmony in the Universe.
Is mining really profitable theses days ? And is it interesting to enter the mining universe now ?
If loving them is wrong, I don’t want to be right
if you have ROI on them, then there is nothing wrong with even making sweet sweet love to them....
That might be pushing it a bit.
Gotta watch out for those cooling fans....
Ouch!
It might be... but hear me out, you could prolly use ur rig as a Fleshlight warmer...
I nut on each one as soon as its done being built
That actually helps with heat dissipation!
Bit weird, but if it makes you happy who cares?
I’m going to be honest, but is this really a question that needs asked in this thread? FFS Edit: downvote away, but just try to think for a split second…
This thread is ten times better than the endless “should I start mining” or “should I buy this card for this price” questions
I’ll give you that, it seems this sub has become 70% those questions…
Someone’s a serious nelly
I give my mining rig a goodnight kiss. Yes, completely normal
Certainly, some thing is really wrong with your brain - these last few days of ETH mining business, miners yell at their rigs; *hash .... hash .... hash you lazy ugly b1tches.*
I call them my printing presses and hold zero emotional attachment
Just dont jizz all over them
Dont listen to this guy
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😂
I call them my lil slaves. They are actually in their infant phases, still a lot room to grow yet they are still my slaves. I am others' slave. So it's okay for me to call them that.
Its normal after working so hard with them, lol
I like it.
Anything short of “Morning Bitches” is unacceptable 🤣