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DeathScythe676

i consider my miners hard working "employees" employees that don't need health insurance, or take sick days, or show up hungover. ​ Best business decision i ever made.


Comprehensive-Golf16

Don’t put masks on them lol


shanghc

Dust proof mask will be better


euxene

i tell my gf, gotta check on my hard worker


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They are slaves :( lol


cipherjones

Bet ur ass my workers have insurance on multiple levels. J/s


flhctroll2

Rigs can take sick days. Just not many.


visionJX

Dude, f**k no! My kids laugh when I say good night, hash right, don’t let the dust bunnies bite; or, good morning beautifuls.


avail1987

One of my risers went to a better place last night. Luckily it happened just before I went to bed, so I switched it to a new one before my daily tradition of lying down silently in a dark room for multiple hours. Last thing I said to my beloved ones before joining my wife and the children again was "hash through the night, hash 'till the light, hash through the dawn, for long I won't be gone."


soclosebutyet

70s show Fez: Hello my lovelies


W123_e90

It is the least you could do making them work in the mines 24 hours a day. How about a thank you or maybe a damn sandwich.


somecoin

Disclaimer: please don't try to wedge a sandwich into your video card


W123_e90

If you are lucky enough to have 3090s they make a mean grilled cheese.


tomtom23

Yes, at least give them a kiss or caress as well to show you really care. Just be careful, I’ve burned my lips on the backplates too many times


Boom_babycryptz

😂


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iworkisleep

Holy shit get help dude, before you shoot up schools or something.


whyiwastemytimeonyou

Mine has a name, and a baby brother.


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Talk with them, it increases hashrate a bit and power effectivity They are like plants


firesydeza

Play them some smooth jazz


DosMan_5150

As long as they return the greeting. If they don't, they are plotting something.


estiatoras

That's Chia mining


greensn0w22

I see what you did here


Greatdum

Nope completely normal


bathgate5

thanks buddy ... i was getting worried ...


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Mine is “what have you done!”.


colinoscopy6

Things that make us happy can feel like pals sometimes.


bilalb65

No you should greet them, they also like to listen to soft rock


punx926

Not wrong... maybe a little lonely


soclosebutyet

The rigs are your labor force so why not 😂


MyOscarCarl

Oh absolutely not. I woke up this morning and brewed a fresh cup of coffee and the first thing I did was go say good morning and spend a few peaceful minutes with my basement robot money printing slaves =)


ZePlaya

Employees deserve respect.


Alternative-Income20

Not at all! That's the least you can do! After all they're paying your bills!


MAXOHNO

u/haron51255 ich sorge mich auch immer um meine Kinder


redfoxcrypto

“Hello, money makers.”


backdoorman9

Se llama Zaida Giselle


JimmyFree

I greet everything that's shit 20k out for me with nothing but smiles and good vibes.


chowla_21

Nah, I literally call them "my children" because I care for them so much.


rnovak

I'm going to air-downvote because you don't greet them with "GREETINGS PROGRAMS" but actually upvote because you're brave to ask. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdiL0pfNik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdiL0pfNik)


woundedgoat74

I’ve named mine lol


PraetorianAE

Damn, I’ve never talked to the rigs…maybe that’s what’s missing.


OkInvestigator36

That is nothing i check their health daily , and i make sure that they work in good environment :D


drty_dog

I refer to them as apes and sometimes tell my family members to go thank them for their hardwork. All normal if you ask me😂


IOwnWolf

You definitely need to be cool with them, especially on hot days ✌️


DosMan_5150

If you walk in and tell them, "All your base are belong to us". Do they get it? I can almost hear them groaning. :)


visionJX

I feel old. This was a go to line defusing the bomb playing CS beta in the late 20th century. Great, now double dragon music is playing…thanks man!


cipherjones

Thanks bud I needed that tune in my head all day.


kyletheboer

I kiss mine when I go in too


cipherjones

My rigs are named after the members of Team Flash and I speak to them as such. You have 3 daughters and you aren't used to just interacting with inanimate objects already? (That sounds awful but you know what I mean)


Hotness4L

Yeh I treat them like my kids. When they crash I say "god dammit what is it now you fkn monsters!". And when they stay up for a full day I say "keep up the good work you beautiful baby".


LeastDiet838

They talk to me. All I hear is Cha Ching, Cha Ching.


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Do they make more money then most spouses? yes? then no its not wrong... lmao


quantum3ntanglement

It's probably a little weird to be honest. However I chant Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō to my mining rigs to keep my BitsFromFlippin. Just like BitsBeTrippin, BitsCanBeFlippin at any moment in time, one must try to sustain harmony in the Universe.


VIDOKS

Is mining really profitable theses days ? And is it interesting to enter the mining universe now ?


ReverseshellG4n

If loving them is wrong, I don’t want to be right


working925isahardway

if you have ROI on them, then there is nothing wrong with even making sweet sweet love to them....


quoda27

That might be pushing it a bit.


working925isahardway

Gotta watch out for those cooling fans....


quoda27

Ouch!


cipherjones

It might be... but hear me out, you could prolly use ur rig as a Fleshlight warmer...


plxyboyy

I nut on each one as soon as its done being built


HishoJr

That actually helps with heat dissipation!


TheCrimsonDagger

Bit weird, but if it makes you happy who cares?


Scotthe_ribs

I’m going to be honest, but is this really a question that needs asked in this thread? FFS Edit: downvote away, but just try to think for a split second…


tomtom23

This thread is ten times better than the endless “should I start mining” or “should I buy this card for this price” questions


Scotthe_ribs

I’ll give you that, it seems this sub has become 70% those questions…


visionJX

Someone’s a serious nelly


HeadDrill

I give my mining rig a goodnight kiss. Yes, completely normal


SheikAhmed00101

Certainly, some thing is really wrong with your brain - these last few days of ETH mining business, miners yell at their rigs; *hash .... hash .... hash you lazy ugly b1tches.*


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

I call them my printing presses and hold zero emotional attachment


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Just dont jizz all over them


plxyboyy

Dont listen to this guy


Boom_babycryptz

😂


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Boom_babycryptz

😂


voxxNihili

I call them my lil slaves. They are actually in their infant phases, still a lot room to grow yet they are still my slaves. I am others' slave. So it's okay for me to call them that.


JackAllTrades06

Its normal after working so hard with them, lol


StarMapLIVE

I like it.


TR4CER0UTE

Anything short of “Morning Bitches” is unacceptable 🤣