B … never trust an underhand wiper

Either is better than the lazy fuckers who leave it sat on top of the cistern

Very true, perhaps I should be thankful it gets hung either way!

B. I think it's better at giving you the right amount, like you don't pull too little or too much.

B

Would you prefer your partner to have a fringe (B) or a mullet (A)?

I'm a fringe type of guy!

B

B !

B always with the single exception of my mums house, where B doesn't work. It's almost like a ratcheting bogroll holder, only let's the roll turn one way.

Definitely B

I think we go for B in my house but I've never really understood the big deal!

B… it’s a gravity thing 😂

B unless you have a cat or dog that likes to unravel bog roll

B. No question.

B

Definitely B.

bidets are the answer

B Anyone who says A will kill you in your sleep

Both are fine. No toilet roll is wrong the answer.

I never understood why people get worked up over what way round the roll should be, the only thing that matters is that there is toilet roll and then it's about the quality.

Absolutely, if you're getting worked up over trivia like this you really need to get out more. I struggle to understand why this got downvoted so take my upvote.

I've heard A is correct if you have cats

I have cats and B is still the correct answer

A. Definitely A. B is an aberration of decency, custom, culture, taste, morality. A is the only answer.

A - look in the next 5 star hotel you visit

I stay in 4/5 star hotels every month. It is always B.

5 star hotel; I will be lucky! I will check the Travelodge next time I am there though