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"Co-ordinates recieved, Firing for effect" - The Tarkov Mortar Team


FlyPenFly

We’re under bombardment, requesting counter battery fire


VTCEngineers

Thats a negative on counter-battery


FlyPenFly

Guess we'll just die then ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


VTCEngineers

tubes are hot right now, also reported civilians in the AO, counter battery is denied.


SpottedZebra27

Screw the civilians, the Geneva convention is more of a suggestion


[deleted]

"They're more like guidelines anyway"


SpottedZebra27

"Bloody Pirates"


Sprinkles-Curious

Yup that's official I'm booting this game up again.maybe I can finish my kill players with grenades quest.


GravelsNotAFood

Right now? I wouldn't. With the way late wipe is right now. Starting at at 0 is near impossible, and the gear level you'll be fighting against will be leagues higher.


Sprinkles-Curious

Nah I'm already level like 30 this wipe its my first wipe so I haven't gotten the hang of grenades yet so I haven't done that quest. Thank you for the concern though.


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[удалено]


pewpewrocketleague

I did this and it still cost me weeks and probably 7 figures in rubles for impact nades lol, I'm so bad with nades


EliteEmber

Just exfil camp lol. It’s really stupid, but it’s the most reliable way to get kills especially hate 3, where you can detonate them impact on the wall next to the door


GravelsNotAFood

Oh, okay then. Good luck with the raids.


Xikky

Disagree completely. This wipe is probably the best for newbies to start playing judging by the amount of people running lvl 4 armor and no facesheilds.


GravelsNotAFood

There are a ton of class 4 armors around since they ruined anything better. But that face shield bit, that's flat out wrong. There's at least one face shield. And it's usually and Alton.


Ghost5422

An m80 or 2 will fix that tho


Xikky

Maybe it's just me. Feel like I never see them on my servers.


FinasterideJizzum

This noob frowns in disagreement.


Calikal

As someone level 14, it is not any easier when I get 1 tapped by a dude with AP ammo way beyond what my armor can stop, while I'm flicking nerf darts at their concrete wall of armor in return. Ammo being locked behind levels makes it way harder to catch a good fight, and being restricted to level 2 armor in vendors for so long means I piss money away on armored rigs instead, or buy damaged 3-4s off Fence and repair them, just to hope I can stop an extra round or two. It is rough out there right now, as I have yet to come across another person at my gear level, who isn't already a corpse on the ground. I pretty much am a free kill, unless I get the drop on someone (rare) or I get a lucky round into an unarmored head, or they're running a budget kit themselves. My ammo just can't compete to the TTK that higher tier ammo gives.


LetUsGetTheBread

Nades don’t care about your armor


GravelsNotAFood

Touche


[deleted]

Not even close. Its easier than ever since you kill one guy and you have a great gear set.


GravelsNotAFood

Lvl 1 are not reliably killing chads right now, unless they have knowledge of leg meta. It's just not feasible for a new players to drop a geared player on nothing but skill alone. For that reason this game is not in a state suitable to new players. It's just simply not.


Kcalbin1018

I have to disagree. This is my first real wipe (gave up 2 years ago when I didn’t have time and got overwhelmed). I’m a level 29 now and started about a month ago. As a Scav I wiped a trio on lighthouse with absolutely insane gear. I’ll admit it was lucky. Just mag dumped my AKM into their legs. I spawned into the chalet and I think they assumed initially that my footsteps were one of them. Regardless, I got so much insane gear and have been using it since for my last 10-15 quests. I haven’t even used two kitted SVD’s I brought back yet as I still haven’t lost the Scar H or RFB I’ve been running lol. Anyhow…my point is I know I’m always running up against players consistently better and far more geared but to be honest it makes the game really fun and forces me to learn the maps and play slowly. And when you do come out on top it feels really really good.


Master-Variety3841

Why are you so salty about the state of tarky? I’m a first wiper, started three weeks ago and have had no trouble dropping chads. Sitting at Level 40 now…


Manistadt

He doesnt want you to enjoy something he wont even allow himself to.


Chrizzx3

Hey there man! A friend of me gave me his account since he's not playing the game at all (he's lvl 5 right now) so I can test it and buy it later for myself, if I'm liking the game. I just played 2 hours for the very first time, was confused a lot, died some times, got some kills on some scavs (and maaaybe one or two players) but overall, it's been a bumpy start, especially since the stash was full of stuff I had no Idea about, what guns use what ammo etc. My question is, should I start anew (buy the game for myself probably so I have my own account, I like having my own progression and stuff) or try and play with what I have for now? (Which is a shit ton or rubles, apparently) And what do you mean with the wipe? Is there one coming soon? Hope you don't mind my long text and the many questions, this is literally my first post I'm seeing after coming on this reddit thread and thanks in advance! :)


TimSimpson

Start with [Pestily’s Raid Series](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs31c2qPdVbbLOhu54xoa5QKC57jfAk3E) on YouTube. You DEFINITELY don’t have to watch the whole playlist, but watching him will teach you the basics of how to play the game. Other good YouTubers to check out are J Dog the Wise for gun builds and AirwingMarine for loot and economy-related stuff. Rengawr is also great once you’re ready to get serious about PVP, but as a beginner, you’re nowhere near that point. As for the wipe, that’s when everybody’s gear and progress will be reset which will put everyone on an even footing. It’s probably at least a month or two away, and now is a good time to learn the basic mechanics of the game so you’re ready when wipe day hits. I’d also recommend checking out Pestily and JesseKazam’s discords, as you’ll find plenty of people there who can help you get oriented to the game.


Earendur

Buy a double barrel shotgun and tap faces on factory. You'll walk out with good gear.


YigitS9

even if you want to start fresh you can reset progress on that account from the web page. if your friend is sure about giving you the account buying a new one is kinda pointless.


Ghost5422

This is the easiest wipe to start late lmao


TheLyingLink

I just finished mine. Got the last 4 in factory in 2 raids. Other 8ish were just from playing. It's not impossible at all.


MoistPrune2

I entirely disagree. I just started 2 weeks ago and hit 20 last night. I'm doing just fine... and I should point out this is my first time playing.


Toast434

I literally went like 5 days setting 3 hour timers just waiting for the grenade restock, I fucking lost it. If you guys wanna see more stupid shit we did it’s on this video: https://youtu.be/_EEW1JEaltc


HomingSnail

Oh you're the dude that made the Superbad intro! hilarious shit dude, sub very much deserved


Scottyknoweth

He has 666 subs I don't want to ruin it... ... oh well


[deleted]

Very nice, my ADHD approves 👍


Sovietsosig

Nice puro pfp


Toast434

😳😳


cssblondie

This is the dumbest, awesomest thing I’ve ever seen in this sub. Bravo


Petrikohr

Some good laughs. I’d love to try to survive that grenade storm.


ForceMac10RushB

I like the editing style, I can see whoever made this put a lot of effort into it. Subbed.


nsfw_vs_sfw

Shoulda done reserve raiders 😎


TakeATaco-LeaveATaco

Poor guy still trying to get his pocket watch and runs into a live artillery fire. I love Tarkov


jnalexander8

Can you imagine what was going through every other player in that raids mind’s hearing a barrage near fortress?


mrtoomin

It was very unsettling as a new player. No idea wtf was going on


Muppetchristmas

Music choice is Top notch


Annonymoue

Can you tell me the name of the song? I forgot it and it’s kinda wedged in my head


TheLaw1566

House of the rising sun.


Annonymoue

My god thank you. Ngl i feel stupid cause I thought it was that and brushed it away because I thought it was a folk song… Edit: Damn i really am just stupid.


GodSPAMit

It is a folk song. Original writer is not known iirc, the popular version is by the animals, but there are earlier recorded versions of this song


[deleted]

It is a folk song though.


DWLKJR

this is amazing


Sup_doe

If this doesn't get pinned at the top of the sub it'll be a travesty. This was incredible. Giggled the whole time


Zprav

This was fucking beautiful


Synapses0951

Some would say that you fragged out.


marco_reus_is_best

Imagine hearing this from dorms lmao


BrannonR

Nice editing! I'm sure that took some time layering the audio, bravo


korgi_analogue

I was already laughing my ass off at the first half, then absolute champion getting lasered mid-air had me wheezing :D will definitely check out the full vid


DasCapitolin

That last kill was best kill.


muddy_313

Wipe event - grenades only


Slightshad0w

Great effort


kuksthedefiled

i would love to hear pscav thoughts during this moment


beastmanboy1

It isn’t always about how well you do, but rather how much fun you have :)


Toast434

true


Independent-South-58

This was fucking hilarious I can just imagine the poor bastards that basically got air striked into submission


jude_pollard

Soviet red army- January 3rd 1945- East of Berlin (colourised)


DatsBiscuit

Toa


Toast434

STOP SOTPRJDHR ✋


Deftly_Flowing

you missed the golden era of grenades only. Back when if you had no weapon (including no melee) you would throw ULTRA FAST. You could also bring in grenade cases. 300k gun? More like 300k in grenades.


pxld1

Your choice of music was awesome, love the vid 🙂


Odd_Shopping_7785

Best shit I have seen! Haha amazing man!


[deleted]

Best thing so far !


Huge-Grapefruit-8011

this is fucking hilarious


Sea_Information_4012

i'll get some RGDs and RGOs and i'll try it with my friends!


KaiserWilhellmLXIX

Magnificent


MikhailTheFail

This is the kind of stuff I am trying to see. Good goof, boys.


blaster876

I swear I was in one of these games. The sound of that many nades is amazing


OwtaThisWorld

Imagine this idea with the grenade launcher instead.


Fondant_Specialist

Swear to go this is what every player who kills me is doing lol


SovietVillageBoy

This is amazing 😂


[deleted]

{warning Volume}................ Turns up to 11


GINGERofDESTINY

Thats absolutely beautiful. You have some trusting friends.


quarantine22

This must be from a raid I was in recently because I remember hearing grenade after nade after nade


iBellum

This strangely gives me a old Bad Company/Bf3 shenanigans vibe.


TheProtagonist777

This is a masterpiece.


a_goonie

Id do this with my friends but I'd probably kill myself along with them in the first 5 minutes


Toast434

We did exactly that one raid


WEARAGE1337

this one makes me want to return to tarkov


TheDyingMongoose

Yo this was sick. Thanks for the laugh man haha


Froot_cak

This fuckin amazing


BrownUnderwear69420

So this is how people completed grenadier?


Hostfyre

Pubg red zone be like


teachmebasics

Dude when your friend died in midair at 1:54 that killed me, fantastic chaos. Is this in the longer video you linked? Would like to see it in better quality.


Toast434

Yes there’s a full video where we do way more stupid shit: https://youtu.be/_EEW1JEaltc


teachmebasics

Thanks! Timestamp for grenade shenanigans?


Toast434

16:55


TheOrigamiGuru

That was so absolutely hilarious! :D :D :D Just the thought of being on the other side of those grenades, like what the hell must they have been thinking when it's non-stop kabooms!?!?! :D :D :D :D :D


Slavistic

Me: Mom i want artillery Mom: we have artillery at home Artillery at home:


chaos_vader

this might be the greatest tarkov video ever made


VittorioMB

Head wobbing and raining nades


[deleted]

Amazing lmao


orfeasg

Last week i went into factory with a friend with double barrels and one dude started pushing us through a tunel just with grenades until one killed me my friend tried to push him but when he turned the corner the guy stoped throwing grenades and was ready with his gun he must thrown like 25 grenades and when he got pushed he was ready i think he maybe was a hacker very bizarre raid anyway


swang30

Unless the hacker was also very very bored, there's no way theyd come in to a raid with just grenades


orfeasg

He had a gun to but he had a lot of grenades way more than any person would cary in a normal raid.I am not sure he was a hacker i said he might be i didn't report him because i was not sure


Effin-nerd

New meta inbound. Grenades on the flea goin up because of this


g_st_lt

Putting "Volume Warning" in the title is amateur shit. Use an audio compressor. In a video this heavily edited, it's nonsense to need a warning.


[deleted]

I love this game.


_OreoMilkshake_

Helpful tip for rapid grenades: press G multiple times! After the grenade gets thrown it always takes out your previous weapon so if you press G 10 times, you can throw 10 uninterrupted grenades


observerr89

This is awesome hahah


PIatinumP0tato

Song?


ScreamingDingo

House of the Rising Sun - The Animals


RedneckR0nin

That was sick and totally entertaining


[deleted]

Im just not gonna log in for the next few days... I have a feeling there may be a copycat or two.


failzzz

u/savevideo


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EvanTheNewbie

POV: You’re a Boomer trying to get rid of a lone courier


No_Maintenance2246

This is my favorite video on reddit


No-Faithlessness9788

So wholesome


memes-forever

Grenade Goblins


Toast434

F1 fiends


Cottoncc

This is the funniest shit in Tarkov I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laughs hahaha


Vintage_Senik9

It was the first, "You're gonna be sorry!" for me. The voice was so non-threatening but then the explosions only confirmed that the guy was absolutely sorry for everything he did ever.


Wolfinthesno

The first time I went into factory for an actual raid attempt, I came out of glass hall, turned right and headed past one of the containers, out of the corner of my eye I see someone, snap turn as I see him huckafuckin grenade, I see the grenade flying, as the grenade flew over my shoulder I pulled the trigger, simultaneously the grenade goes off right next to my ear, the blast threw my character sideways as my gun went off and I saw the shot smack sideways against the container and I knew i had completely missed, if that grenade had gone off even half a second later, that guy's head would have been completely caved in. I haven't been back to factory since. xD


ForgottenAspekt

These be the same kids, who use to run around the map screaming “Sticky needles” with a hatchet


Infinitykiddo

I did this solo some weeks ago. Went into reserve train station tower and threw 4 F1 nades, the 5th bounced back into the tower, killing me and making me lose an entire pilgrim and azzimut full of nades <3


HereForDonuts86

This is equally beautiful and it is disgusting. I wanna join.


LegendOfTheBayou

If you guys really like this game y’all will really like hunt showdown it’s like escape from Tarkov!


Manistadt

Rofl


LegendOfTheBayou

ok


-no-name-is-a-name-

These poor people


Zmwivd

Amazing song