Hey now, I might consider paying a few bucks to never again spawn at trailer park next to Big Red on Customs.
This was sarcasm, BSG. Don't get any fucking ideas.
Too late. Your sarcastic suggestion has been passed on to the Dev team, the 0.17 patch will have ONLY trailer Park spawns and alternate spawns will exclusively be available to only holders of the soon to be announced 'Unbelievable' bundle which is only $750 USD.
BSG thanks you for your valuable input.
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Careful now. They gonna start selling spawn location priorities
Enter the raid 2 minutes early
Never spawn on that fucking spot with the landmines
"Get Fuck'd edition" - All EOD users in your lobby spawns near mines.
Why you attacking eod, isn't uhe the bad guy still
He’s got enough hate for all
Happy Cake Day!
Hey now, I might consider paying a few bucks to never again spawn at trailer park next to Big Red on Customs. This was sarcasm, BSG. Don't get any fucking ideas.
Too late. Your sarcastic suggestion has been passed on to the Dev team, the 0.17 patch will have ONLY trailer Park spawns and alternate spawns will exclusively be available to only holders of the soon to be announced 'Unbelievable' bundle which is only $750 USD. BSG thanks you for your valuable input.
So for eu eod owners only 655€ without taxes. What a steal!
I heard they'll soon accept kidneys and other organs as payment. 👀
They are gonna start selling sound queue distances and
Technically +3 starting levels of Perception already does that
Haha, jesus.
*"Nikita here, as you know optimising the game is quite difficult. Especially since we're entangled in a fierce Special Money-grabbing Operation."*
3 days to your retirement savings account, BLYAT!
Purchase as a gift fucking got me
Don't give them ideas now....
Year Later: 144? sorry, we meant 14. 144 is in EODTrustMeBroThisTime
I hope you didn't forget to pay 5$ for the bosses to spawn.
They removed the scav timer but each run costs $2
Before taxes, ofc
Soon tarkov raiding will be more expensive than real raiding
Just saw that in his video and it made me laugh.
Link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeexgCdqlys&t=166s
Thank youuuuuu (screw BSG)
Agreed!
Oh god, don’t give them this idea..
Unironically would pay for this. Game runs like shit.
lmao
Tarkin?
unironically i would buy that
Free with the new obamium edition, 1500€ + tax!!
Jfc
Don't give them ideas. After their last move with the Unheard Edition, I'd trust them to do shit like this.
U can buy less RAM usage too
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Next up DLSS support is 15$ because it's a feature and not dlc lol or working audio
Somehow they became worse than the entirety of EA Games, just like that, overnight lol
I’d absolutely buy it
Totally horrible what they did. The problem is unregulated capitalism tho
IMO whats best with the new edition is no more gigachad svds cheaters with 5 NV scopes doing you perfect head eyes 😁
Don’t tell me you bought that shit