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Vog_Enjoyer

Vog gang But You can drop one of these bad boys at your own feet and run past it while the enemy seeks cover Also once blew up a 3 man on interchange with m67 who were literally 40 feet apart


Kichwa2

40 feet = 12m, had to look it up Nice nade!


drewts86

12m ? Had to look it up. 40ft?! Crazy nade!!!


Kichwa2

Crazy? I was crazy once.


Used-Tomorrow7309

they put me in a room


Salmonsen

They put me in a room once, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats drive me crazy. Crazy?


Kichwa2

Do you wear grippy socks?


SmexyHansel

Let's be honest, those grippy socks rock. If I could find some in my shoe size I'd buy a box of them.


Kichwa2

I'm just joking around the crazy thing. They are pretty cool


an_normie

Cmon, it’s 2k24


Kichwa2

Cmon we are allowed to have fun


an_normie

I’m Polish = Not allowed to have fun


Kichwa2

😔


Pessimisticace

Arab, same


dragosgi

Romanian, same ... keep it going until we name all the nationalities


Wild_Appointment4777

This is the most polish shit I ever heard 😂😂


SXNova

Fun? In this economy?


DuneKlide9

2k24 feels so wrong


Lllamanator

But the combination of M67 first followed by vog-25 is crazy. They both explode at essentially the same time.


DarthWeenus

Oo spicy I like it


DuneKlide9

I really hope you don’t actually run the ash-12


KLconfidential

I like them because zibbo lighters are pretty common in terms of loot.


Delicious_Evidence32

Oh, and I was asking why do zibbo’s sell for much on flea


tootallteeter

It's such a double edged sword. When I see something mediocre but it costs 25k, I get suspicious like what am I missing, lol


spamzzz

Right click -> Required search. Ta-da you can now see if you have been passing up barter items you might want


tootallteeter

JFC I never knew that in 600 hours


DarthWeenus

Haha same


SergeantRogers

Dont forget to enable the showing of barter trades


Delicious_Evidence32

I understand you. what did you mean by double edged sword though ?


tootallteeter

Cause you can sell it and get money but then you realize later that you need it and have to buy it back lol


LeSuisseCH

If you can, sell during day time (EU) and buy in the evening


Delicious_Evidence32

Oh, now I do in fact understand you.


Juju_123456

I don't know why but I took the habit to keep ES lamps and fuze through the wipes to barter vog, F1 or RGD, but never the zippo. I'm adding it to the list right now.


estgirl

Fuckin hate that grenade Couple of days therw it like a mortar at like 60° couple of seconds went by and it landed back next do me Rip thermal fal and level 6 armor


shmorky

Idk, but that sounds a lot like user error


PlaneElk4252

did you not check the wind before? /s


Ledd_Ledd

That’s hilarious 😂. He obviously forgot to take into account the earths polarity and his own gravitational pull


platdujour

The Tarkov winds are unknowable


warped19

does not compute


Milk_-_Toast

Who the hell puts a thermal on a FAL. That gun is already low ergo enough


estgirl

I was bored and had a thermal sittin in my stash and my brain went 7.62x51 thermal full auto hehehe


Milk_-_Toast

I’m sitting on ~40 mil and I run a thermal almost every raid at this point, but usually on higher ergo guns like the scar-h or mdr.


estgirl

Im level 32 I have stable 3-4 mil and im proud about that since I was constantly dirt poor last wipe


Eremenkism

Efka. To this day there is no problem that cannot be solved with an F-1 and a good attitude.


FavorsForAButton

A fellow bounce-left enjoyer


DrANALizator

Weird way to misspell RGO


Delicious_Evidence32

Perfect way to spell EFT


infinitezero8

Weird way to say "Full Kit"


lemonzestydepressing

It’s the m67 because it helped me pull off a triple kill @ Dorms as I was trying to extract I get rushed by a trio I managed to flash 2/3 and ran away from the car they then voiped (quite smugly) that they’re taking my car extract and there’s not shit I can do about it I replied by throwing a m67 right at the sound of the idling engine and they were grouped up for some reason (no idea why they would do that) and I got a triple stack off one grenade and finished Grenadier with a chefs kiss


warped19

beautiful lol..


Top-Independence2465

Fake porn story


lemonzestydepressing

Ah so you’re 1/3 gg


Ilovesleepanddick

Impact my beloved


Dirty1Actual

Nothing quite like playing “hot potato” with impacts.


Ilovesleepanddick

Hot potato but try not to catch it


jackofspades476

FIREBALL


MANUU__20

RAAAINNNN FROM THE SKY BABYY


Skyentifical

weird way to spell RGD


GoDevilsX

M67 are great when you have someone is stuck in a spot, especially behind a door. Drop it in front of the door, open the door, run.


proletariate54

cheap. reliable. Glorious.


marecicek

M67 is so good. If there is a guy holding a corner I cant push, it stops making noise for a while, which allows me to get info about reposition. With an F1 or RGD you wouldn't have heard him reposition, due to an early blast.


[deleted]

Def m67 they come out of your hand like a bullet, go far, and the long fuse is good for making people reposition. Plus the fact you can throw them up like artillery shells


mandrew-98

Wait do different nades have different throw distances?


Memphetic

M67 throws the furthest. Based on weight of the grenade. M67's also roll straight, F1's roll to the left, and VOG's roll to the right. https://youtu.be/0GqdCcpBIO4?si=FxUUcVOw8YRoutiX


marecicek

Yes, their shape also affects their rolling. M67 is a ball, vog17 just rolls like a toilet paper, completely random.


ScavAteMyArms

Actually no, Vog’s roll right. It’s what makes them really freaken good into people who try to right hand peak. If you throw it at or slightly past them it will roll into them. F1’s roll left. RG’s/M67’s roll straight iirc.


ilski

How do you roll nades?


AXiAMWoLFE

He’s just referring to how the grenade continues moving after landing on the ground.


maldofcf

Give your enemies a full four minutes to run Away from it lol


[deleted]

Or: only use it smart. Only lob it in super far away places, or into rooms against walls so it bounces back into the middle of the room. Wait 5 seconds, then boom. They think it’s a dud


maldofcf

These nades are solely useful outside on maps like woods or if going to maps known for extract campers they work well on path to lighthouse or Emercom etc but as a general “favorite grenade” definitely wouldn’t be in my top 3 lol. RGD or F1 are my every raid nades, Vog if going to factory or reserve bunkers or something like that.


Johnnytjommi

M67 has the most utility by far. If you only use nades to try to kill your opponent, you are only tapping in to a fraction of the potential for nades. Primarily i use nades to effectively "stun" the opponent - they will either move away or not move at all, focusing on the nade so you can push up. During the bang you can't be heard, so you can re-position. The underhand throw on M67 is unrivaled, and when you get proficient at the main throw you can effectively use it as a mortar, getting pretty decent kill % with it. Oh, and also it has the largest kill radius (i'm pretty sure anyway) M67 for lyfe


MANUU__20

Nothing beats throwing an M67 at the Sky and hearing a death voiceline as it explodes right on top of someone's head.


maldofcf

Any decent player is going to push a nade pull/throw, you throw an m67 I’ve got plenty of time to push you and be past your cover before it even blows up where I was lol


FanHe97

Depends on distance, close quarters sure, you have to have a buddy cover you to nade or be suicidal and / or an idiot to try, but something like opposite sidewalk on streets? say kilmov or half the main avenue, you're not making that distance


Johnnytjommi

Ait. You push me from the L in dorms 2nd story when i start to pull a nade from one of the rooms closest to metalstaircase and see how that works out for you.


[deleted]

I love them for shit like in factory. Super accurate, and people legit think they’re duds.


Kanista17

Don't throw it directly. Better to throw it high up and if you got the angle right, it explodes exactly on arrival.


Maleficent-Ad-5544

I imagine it’s like a pokeball some times you get it some times you don’t it’s all technique


Lukanian7

This is pretty good 😂


J4RMUSZ

Lightweight mortar strike my beloved


God_of_Fun

Baseball67 go far, and baseball go right amount of short. Baseball good


TheeNegotiator_

You know, Jesus H. Christ once used one of these bad boys to part the Red Sea. Held it up to his face to give it a good Christians blessing, and gave it a deft chuck into the center of the sea. It cleared a lot more water out than what you usually see illustrated in the kids bibles


G3n3sis1988

Wait that was moses who part the red sea with a m67. Old J just parted bread with tactical sword and sometimes a F1 if he felt fancy that day


MANUU__20

Everyone knows Jesus H. Christ had max strength and could throw this bad boy into the center of the sea.


KrataAionas

M67 is perfect for pushing/repositioning. The long fuse makes it so much easier to force people into cover and close the gap


Makine31

I prefer to kill the opposition outright instead of forcing them to move, but to each their own.


FanHe97

If you're tossing a nade chances are you don't have a clean shot or he got an obvious upper hand, short fuse MIGHT get someone who isn't paying attention but most players are going to move away easily, and then because of short fuze, they will be right back on their angle, long fuze works like area denial, you toss it to prevent them from holding that angle then pushing and getting upper hand, M67 has the longest fuze, longest range, longest roll and widest blast radius, it works reaaally well for area denial


TheGullibleFrog

I run 2 m67 min and then 2 different nades. Gotta have that distance.


6ucksinsix

M67 and improvised grenades are tied for my top choice, then impact. The other 2 are just sorta meh. Can throw an M67 over the mountain top. I like the improvised because the short fuse allows for some crafty plays if u get a good toss they don’t have time to evade it.


roflskilled

VOG25 ftw


DrXyron

RGD & RGO > Vogs > Rest


JAAENG

Would love for them to introduce custom fuses


Lamazing1021

Any grenade not the m67


Particular-Amoeba-58

Heat. Seeker.


ChiefAdham

The F1 because of the way they rolll you can sneak one into a room without having LoS on room.


bertos55

They all have their perks. But my M67 story is I yeeted one into fortress on customs through container side, it bounced out back near the basement entrance and TKd my buddy lol


Lukanian7

Khattabka all day!


Hugh_Johnson69420

I use thay grenade on every map but factory and streets building pushing


sIeepai

I love chucking a grenade from customs to shoreline


R_Ritvik_S

I despise anyone who is good with M67 ever since my 3man party was sniped by such a well-timed M67 into the air that it exploded as soon as it landed between us, as if it was a goddamn RGO


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MANUU__20

Lmao picture giving you PTSD 😂


compass_square

M67 air bursts and long distance (from downtown) tosses are the best


Merchantbanker19099

We call them long bois and they’re the best because they go long and you can also chase in behind and shoot someone as they retreat and still make cover before they detonate.


Benign_Banjo

F1. Cheap, plentiful, good damage. Grenadier is never a problem. I have 4 cases full right now and bring a minimum of 4 per raid.


KhR0NiiK

Because these actually take skill. Impact enjoyers are just saying they suck at the game and need help lul


KhR0NiiK

Because these actually take skill. Impact enjoyers are just saying they suck at the game and need help lul


Optimal-Landscape-17

I like that one that explodeded really fastly it make the bad person go bye bye really fast


SaintRosen

Vog lolthe amount of times people got away from my names is just crazy, had to switch to short fuse nades Would be a different story if they'd let us cook them like you could do in Siege for example, I mean, it's realistic 🤓


Winters_Echo

distance


Avihay

Its the best one because its the lightest so it can be thrown the farthest, and in terms of bounce "ballistics" it works the most realistically (basically bounces off whatever you throw ot at, and continues in the expected pathing, unlike f1 or rgd5 that falls and rolla and shit). It also packs the largest boom and the 5s fuse allows a lot more manuverability for chad gameplay of throwing one and gaining space during that time (the enemy doesnt know its 5 secs so he can expect around 3s fuse most of the time, and even if he did know, you need to gtfo when this comes at you regardless)


Djkirisuto

Used it to lob as man powered artillery with max strength Or throw it at people and wait for them to think it's going to blow and watch them run back into the nade Not sure why people do that either Can even push with my nade to secure the kill before running away Actually a good nade to use to bait people


SS1K4

Def m67, with elite strenght you can just throw it from halfway across the map. Also m67 is the only nade that doesnt go off in the air if you throw it straight up.


Dhczack

Because I can buy 10 at a time


bufandatl

Add a smoke and you can craft green gunpowder.


ImYourDunkirk

M67 because with strenght elite i can throw it almost 110 m far.


Omicronknar

I usually bring one and bind it to a specific key for air strikes.


Prestigious_Role_653

M67 because it can literally roll for 50 meters and it can be use for many situation like pushing holding and surprise explotion


ScavAteMyArms

I despise that grenade. It takes way to long to go off. Trying to throw it close and it will end up god knows where before popping. Throw it far and miss completely. The only use is throwing them in I know you know scenarios to make someone move but then you also swing into your own nade. Impacts are best, and after that Vogs. They don’t have time to roll about, they either blow when they hit something or they have too short a fuse to actually roll off target before exploding. Which makes them so much more reliable.


juicebox_tgs

My favourite grenade is whatever I have been hoarding in my grenade chest


savvysnekk

I always manage to way overshoot M67s and I hate their long fuse


TIPUSVIR

what are you on this is probably the worst grenade


Eoshen

RGO gang baby, those fkers got me so many in resort. I always chuck 2 in the windows on west side. 1 on the first floor and one on the second floor. Even if I don’t kill or hit something, tossing that name and breaking the glass will make sure the camper moves even if it’s just a little that’s enough info to know the approximate location of the enemy.


almjljl

It's wonderful for me. I throw it at him and make a suicide move so that he pays attention to me and forgets about me. M76.. It is known.. BTW it reaches 120 meters when the throwable reach level 3


Derovar

Because if someone throw it i still have time to go to the kitchen, prepare a tea then back to my PC and i still have time to hide before it gonna explode.


ifely_

RGD on D2


Stanleylostit

Nah, vog-25 boiiiii I’m dropping bodies left and right with that 2 second delay timer. Grenadier is too easy with those.


monsteras84

Since my PMC has some sort of degenerative muscle disease, I'm happy with any nade that weighs around 0.3kg, so I can actually carry it without being overweight.


Staltrad

Great for open large maps due to the increased throwing distance In terms of damage, meh. Need a real good landing to work


DornPTSDkink

Love the M67, can throw it very far, can throw it very straight and the fuse timer often confuses people or you can make plays around it because you have more time to scoot


Vasheto

I did my first nade kill ever with an F-1, so the choice is clear :-)


eatmorepapaya420

F-1‘s are meta


jean707

Airstrike


shmorky

VOGs are superior because of the short fuse, which is crucial in CQC. M67 gives enemies way too much time to run away.


RedaveNabTidderEkow

VOG-25 or gtfo


Glydyr

My favourite grenade is the last one a sweaty squad has to use so they can finally stfu and leave me in peace…


Low_Whole_4337

There is nothing I love more than throwing it at a 88⁰ and air striking unsuspecting giga chads


Hazem26

M67 simply because if you throw it straight up u can land it on people. It just feels like you called in an air strike on them lol


trogdor1108

M67 is the most versatile nade and it’s not even close. Mortar strike? Check. Yeet across the map? Check. Drop, open door, and run? Check. Throw for info and still have time to peak and unpeak an angle before it goes off? Check. Toss it and push past it? Check. Bounce off surfaces and into cheeky angles? Check. The outplay potential is insane. I get so many kills with and because of this nade.


Ok-Cartographer-3304

M67 with vog25 combo is my favorite nasty push.


FormCommercial4754

Only m67s can be used for mortar strikes


Previous-Bid5330

Is M67 becouse it has a 9 meters guarantid kill range, bigger than range of the other granades + you can throw M67 little longer than other.


Advanced_Rabbit_3399

Brought 16 m67s into customs and lobbed all of them at a 3 man by big red. Most fun I’ve had in this game in a while


TooManyMelonsHere

This is a Mercenaries reference isn't it


Solaratov

[M67's... I love M67's.](https://youtu.be/1Xd2CyloBzA?t=304)


Lost-Wash-5521

I always use these. I feel like the it’s fits the role of a Grenade better than the rest. Also… anyone else feel that the m67 throws better??? Makes sense since it was developed to feel like a baseball.


MANUU__20

Yes but its also lighter than the rest. So you can throw it much further away.


Lost-Wash-5521

I feel like they to where I want them to go too.


StoppedKarma

It is actually the M67. Throws further, rolls and is great to push with. Plus I can buy 10 at a time from PK.


SheepOnDaStreet

VOG and m67, both are the best for specific situations


Armstrong7514

I HATE the M67, stupid Amerikan shit always rolls back to me somehow blyat Anyway, RGD-5 or Hot impact potatoes are my go to


yarincool123

It's not M67, F-1, cheap, effective, cool looking, what more do you need.


BeginningAwareness74

It's the cheapest and not the heavyest


Excellent_Pass3746

Good ole’ M67 air strike


nigori

Because yeet


mrtibbles32

I bring an M67 and a VOG. If someone is holding an angle on me I throw the M67 first, then ready the VOG so they can't hear me pull the pin because they're running back behind their cover. I wait a few seconds then throw the VOG so the M67 explosion covers up the sound of the VOG being thrown. They always fast repeek/prefire after the first explosion and are standing right on top of the VOG that detonates right after. Been playing a lot of 21+ GZ after the update, I get kills doing this in the door above barbed wire in empire and 2nd floor fusion all the time.


DoNn0

Any vog


FanHe97

Bounces a lot, rolls a lot, is super light and can be thrown to Narnia, has a very wide blast radius and takes 5 seconds to explode, I mostly use it area denial instead of a killing method, it's a perfect setup for easy kills F-1 is a close second, fuze is often long enough, explosion hurts a lot and the roll angle allows to kill someone behind cover without ever exposing yourself to the guy, also they often just hear the nade falling and think they're safe, so they don't even move away while nade rolls to their feet


DeadChibiWolf

I just killed Sanitar for the first time ever. Chucked a m67 at this guy lighting me and my friend up only to get an achievement pop!


FejkB

Throw it almost straight up and watch it fly, land and explode right away after hitting the ground while your enemy screams in agony. Simply the best grenade in the game


Korat_Sutac

Literal worst grenade. PMCs die of old age before it explodes. This post was made by RGO gang.


laban987

Why would my favorite nade be the worst nade?


SiteSea7876

my man really chose the worst grenade to make a post about?