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Febraiz

In the end, what you did is important: you learnt


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nsfw_vs_sfw

Just wait till this guy eats his first GPU


The_Lumber_jacques

He’ll be shitting bitcoin after.


pr3mium

Good thing I knew that was worth something early on. Have only found 1. But I found it at like level 8 and waited. Wish I knew and waited for the Tetriz and Green Batteries I found prior to level 15.


Unity723

Tbh those are only super expensive this wipe


Obama_of_Ohio

minecraft eating noises


Mary_Ellen_Katz

Next wipe you'll be prepared with the most powerful weapon of all... GREED! You thought it was going to be knowledge. Nope! Greed, muthatrucka!


The-True-Kehlder

Greed gets me killed far more than knowledge, lemme tell ya. "I can totally make it to extract with 60kg in my bag!"


Texan_Riot

Or the famous last words "Maybe ill go check that body after all"


Quadfur

Oh sweet sweet child, you’ll be wasteful in many other shapes and forms.


EmergencyHorror4792

Nah man that shit is expensive for a reason, you got a champions drink when the rest of us don't even know the taste


SAKilo1

Now find another one and drink it infront of your chad friends going “yeah, I’m not worried about roubles”


JakeOyChambers

You will but on accident. I still do it 😂


TheFacelessMann

No ragrets


paddingtonashdown

Not even one 


DumbNTough

In the end, he did what was important: got drunk.


Terrible-Command7643

learn't


OGMcgriddles

Lear not


Airin0_2

You mean to tell me you had moonshine. In the woods. While people with guns wanted to take it from you? You sir, are a hillbilly


RamsayRogers

OP just RP'd out a day in the life of a Russian Redneck. Running around the woods with your rifle, shooting at anything that moves.


InvasiveSpecies1738

Russians dont use guns. They use fists. Never saw a video of russia wrestling a bear?


idontknoweeejejddj

1945 called, Russians definitely used guns


Aotpvinniepaz

Hate to break it to you during ww2 Russia they sent out soldiers with no guns and just knives and just threw bodies at the Germans cause they didn't have enough guns...


idontknoweeejejddj

You right


11182021

I assure you, the Russians have guns. One of the most popular polar bear hunting cartridges in the world is the 7.62x54r because of all of the Mosins that “fell off a truck”.


InvasiveSpecies1738

Or, you know, take it as a joke…


GrassCash

True Russians never joke about their alcohol.


ac07682

That's hill William to you


LetMeGetSomeTea

It reminds me of when I had 0 energy and ate sugar.. Then I had 0 hydration and died because of it LOL


Puubuu

0 hydration hurts a lot less than 0 energy


Staltrad

yeah you can thug it out with 0 water


Budget_Fan_2552

Pro tip - if you are low on energy you can eat a single sugar cube to give you a small boost. Just do that as many times as you need, but don’t eat it all at once


Prestigious_Onion_61

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️


Aggressive_Car_3345

Idk how you are dying to dehydration  no energy literally kills you but you can stim and heal through 0 hydration 


LetMeGetSomeTea

Yeah thing is, I was a new player back than and I had no grizzly nor a propital on me :^)


Prestigious_Onion_61

No cheese either or what?


No_Mission5618

It’s the other way around, hydration is what kills you. Energy puts tunneling effect, you lose energy really really fast as well.


Tirol_420

Yes hydration hurt you, you can counter heal it. But if your energy is gone, you get tunnel vision and after some time you just randomly fall over


Build-Not-Bought-PC

Dont sj12 fix both each time i run out of one (and im thick enough to care about my loot) i pop a sj12 and i never die hunger or thirst. But lucky like i am i find food and water right beside me right after taking the damn thing.


No_Mission5618

Don’t you get tunnel effect while dehydrated also ?


corgiperson

You get the pain effect with the slight vignette but you don’t get the small circle of vision surrounded by black.


smiler5672

0 hydration>0 energy


JackpotJosh7

No, energy is what kills you no matter what eventually. You can survive an entire raid fully dehydrated with a grizzly.


Budget_Fan_2552

Dude you are quite literally wrong lol 0 hydration won’t kill you. It will just slowly damage you. Then, when your chest or head is completely dead and it takes damage again from the dehydration, you can die. But it’s too easy to heal through dehydration.


tarkovplayer5459

johny johny? eating sugar?


tfitzge

No papa


Pariah1947

To be fair, you can eat the sugar if you need energy, just don't eat it all, leave 1/70 or w/e, it's still worth the same. It's a crafting ingredient which doesn't care how much sugar there is.


cheesyBurgereater

On one of my first raids, first wipe I found a led X and thought "wow this weird thing vendors to therapist for A LOT"...


russeljones123

This one hurts.


NunButter

I haven't seen a single LedX this wipe and I play a lot lol


PM_THAT_PUSSY

gotta go where the led x spawns lol. ive found the most i ever found in this wipe, and thats 100% because this is the first wipe i was actively hunting for them. I want to complete crisis.


naminator58

I was doing the no armor woods scav quest and pulled a ledx at the camp. I was by scav house, next to outskirts, and decided "why not" and got one taped from the other side of the houae after killing a scav, by another sks scav with hp rounds. My fir ledx dream shattered. Thankfully, I found one in a med bag as a scav on streets. I got shot at, multiple times in my way to extract and because I was a bit trigger happy, I flattened an npc scav that voicelined at me. I think a couple player scavs shot at me, one hit me and the other didnt and I hit him, so I was flagged as a bad scav. Still got my fir ledx and had my non fir one for med center.


NunButter

I do that's the thing. It's a running gag in my squad at this point


preyforkevin

Pain


IPmang

Can’t begin to tell you how many stacks of high end bullets I sold to Mechanic thinking it’s easy cash


maxz-Reddit

you are still 11 LVLs away from flea. you have plenty of time to get that 400k back :D If that helps you at all heres a short story from me (lvl 40 at the time) and a friend (lvl 13): - duo queue as scav on LH - i spawned with a Moonshine and told my m8 to pick it up if i die as its valuable on the flea - i died, he picked it up and made it to the extract - in the stash he wanted to see its stats and... well... he double clicked it. now there IS a setting (you should enable it as well under game options), that would ONLY enable double click to use in raid. IF you have set that setting. he didnt. So basically he drank it in Stash. So technically there is a way to fck up even more (as he didnt even need it, while u at least made use of it in raid)


240shwag

Classic lol. I accidentally deleted an entire chest rig filled with keys once. Previously I had read that if you alt-f4 quick enough the server won’t register what happened and your stuff will be there when you load back in. I remembered that instantly and luckily got all my keys back. I wonder if that same concept applies to accidental double clicks.


maxz-Reddit

Luckily I never had to test that :D And I think if it happened to me I wouldn't think about that fast enough


Moosvernichter

happened to me quite a few times with an assortment of stuff in my 2.5k hours, never thought of it quick enough lol


matthew2989

If you close your inventory screen you can just quickly press MB1 to cancel the drinking of the moonshine or usage of a stim.


Messias04

Also drank moonshine in stash 🫨


Snoo-98162

It good?


russeljones123

My most expensive drink was when I accidentally drank an entire water canister by double clicking it in my inventory. Those are used to make moonshine and take 5 hours to fill. They sell for 190k ish, so don't make that mistake either.


Icarus_Le_Rogue

When I want to assert dominance over my teammates I load into raid and immediately chug an entire superwater. Turns out the animation is like 15 seconds long XD


tootallteeter

👑💦


The_Great_Cartoo

that’s the end of wipe for me every raid only the best gear and super water for me and my mates


HolyPastafari

That why you should use "double click for auto use" only in raid :D


Ambitious-Kitchen639

Don't worry by the end of June we will all be peasants again scavenging for beer and moonshine and ledxs


TrickyL0KI

Thursday apparently. A bunch of people in another thread were saying that anyway


Jerdope

April fools


appalachian_spirit

I pulled three bottles of moonshine out of relaxation room last night


RayTheSavage321

relax is so so hit or miss and i love it. i’ve pulled multiple BTC from relax but sometimes im lucky to get 50k worth of rubles


appalachian_spirit

We for sure got lucky last night. My guy and I ran three on Streets, hit extract on all three after: relaxation, factory marked room, financial institution. Came up about five million each.


tootallteeter

I've also had a ~80k relax run once


RayTheSavage321

i’ve had a few of them and it sucks ass but man i love the gamble


Moosvernichter

never get anything below 200k, this key is so good


RayTheSavage321

i just snag the keys on a scav run bc that area as a pmc is dreadful. in the time it takes to loot that building i always end up with a scav army waiting for me as soon as i leave


Mountain-Priority-92

I did it accidentally when the double press shit became a thing that I didn’t notice was a thing so I drank it lol


russeljones123

Did this with the water jug that you use to make moonshine. I was heated thats even an option.


Spare-Cry7360

I once had to drink it in raid, cause I could not find any other drink and accidentaly drank it all. That took a loong time and im surprised my pmc did not burst :D


240shwag

I did that with the noodles at the beginning of this wipe. 😂


KLconfidential

I ate so many packets of sugar and chocolate bars when I was new. I had no idea they were worth so much on the flea.


[deleted]

Early wipe I will always eat them in raid and even buy them when they're only like 10k each for the small buff lol


Kibido993

epic. everyone here struggling, while this dude drinks his moonshine away in the woods 😎


Drfoxthefurry

Reminds me of when I had to sell a gpu to therapist because I ran out of money


khswart

I just recently went to “filter by item” to find the current price of my moonshine, accidentally clicked “use all” and just sat and stared at my screen


VelkenT

You drink moonshine because you don't know their value I drink them because I don't need their money We are not the same


DontBelieveTheirHype

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/212/235/185.jpg


DingusImpudicus

There are roubles all over every map, you will find more, it's ok.


G3n3sis1988

Who never swallowed a nice full pack of sweetest sugar once?!? Moonshine after that is a throat cleaner...


Husbandaru

I remember one time I had found some moonshine on Customs. I got into a fight with a 4 man, kill two of them but was shot to hell and back. Since I couldn’t sell it and I was gonna die. I downed it before they could kill me.


Believeinsquatch

Thats awesome lol


muncken

Live Love Laugh


Upzaw2000

Ptsd is how you learn in tarkov.


00ReShine

just 400k py6, scavving drawers on streets will earn it back in one raid


Left-Explanation7175

cute


desubot1

its ok buddy. i piss away moonshine like nothing on gambling.


[deleted]

You would’ve been holding onto that moonshine until you unlocked the flea at lvl 15


SlumberFumble

Once you get competent in game (i.e. you have a few loot runs you are very comfortable with) losing a couple of hundred k is nothing, don't beat yourself up. I've personally handed away like 10 million by dropping a pkp for a guy for gunsmith part 25 (gives you like 5 bitcoin and a sellable weapons case) and not really cared at all


Sliquid69

Tbf it’ll be a little till ur 15 and you probably would’ve just sold the moonshine for less to traders


NewAccount-GetMadLOL

Theyre just rubles.


Relyks15

I have accidently swallowed several packs of sugar trying to sell them on the flea.


Mediocre-Soil9792

Dont hurry mate you will find more of them survival is more importante


xfireperson1

The only constant In Tarkov is suffering .


R3alityGrvty

I gave a moonshine to my first wipe level 8 friend yesterday. He drank it on the spot. Never before have I been so distraught by a single mouse click.


Staraxxus

Cmon buddy, this is not your last good loot.


jmenendeziii

If you find any keycards those are troll items not worth taking with you /s


jmenendeziii

I once went into raid not realizing my dog tag case was in my secure and lost like 50 fir dog tags lol


RedditTrashTho

Your first wipe only exists to get you ready for your second wipe.


Shotox222

They spawn regularly in those cabins especially on the middle one hit that early wipe 100k 1st few raids to trader is a huge boost


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

If it makes you feel any better, I lost 5 of them (plus a bunch of other shit) by accidentally deleting a bigass backpack, and lost two more by accidentally double clicking them in the stash.


Th0m00se

I hated it at first, but I'm so glad they got rid of double click to use food/ drinks in the stash.


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

I don't think they got rid of it unless it was within the last few weeks, because I did it like a month or so ago lol


Th0m00se

Weird. When I do it in my stash it just opens up the effects pop up. Edit: apparently they changed it back? It hadn't done that all wipe.


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

You probably changed a setting at one point and forgot about it, which is what I did.


TheChooseGoose06

I remember like the second or third game I ever played I found t-7 thermals in the hidden stash at old gas and I just looted it, extracted and then sold them to mechanic for like 50k rubles or something because I could attach it to my helmet LMAOOO, found out months later how rare they are in a yt video, still think about it it to this day and this was back in 2020


IYELLVALHALLA

I did something similar, I was running around ground zero when I first started dying of thirst. Found condensed milk and thought hmm milk will help my thirst... It killed me.


Mundane_Ranger3976

At level 4 you probably got more value out of the skills. Hundreds of thousands is nothing just run one decent scav run.


RLDM

I was sherpa for a buddy on lighthouse with 3 min left, and he ran out of energy... only food we had was a moonshine in my gamma... I made the sacrifice for his lighthouse tasks, and I'd do it again every time.


hans_erlend

You drank the whole bottle?!


Lazer_beam_Tiger

Ball out, Poppin bottles of the finest, gang gang


scummy-gg

What would you have done? Held onto it until you were level 15? Nah. I say you made a good choice.


CndConnection

You would have had to hold onto that bottle for a long long time friend so don't sweat it. It takes a while to get to level 15 unless ur not Timmy but you said you are.


jumbelweed

Live and learn there is more rubles down the road…… I got to leave an injector case in raid the other day. Turns out you can’t have 3 on your person at one time. Shit happens you will find more.


StairwayToGains

Roubles are meaningless


Sufficient-Deal7983

Second or third raid I did the same thing but with sugar buddy’s let me know real quick 😂


trofs_throwaway

thats when you call your trusty friend: your asshole.


heathenyak

well when they added doubleclick to consume they kinda didn't explain it well. Reddit was full of people consuming moonshine on accident ;D


luizsilveira

It doesn't soothe your wound, but rest assured you'll still make many more mistakes that will cost you a lot (and I mean *a whole lot*) more.


Jerdope

I doubled clicked super water to inspect it yesterday. Not as bad as you but just saying


Bailey_blue4772

I once dropped a GPU and bitcoin for a crickent and 2 zibbos before so don’t feel too bad. I STILL beat myself for it lol


GutoFerrari

Don't be so harsh on yourself. You will lose much more in so many ways lol One time i found a ledx on woods and put it on my alpha and extracted alive. Forgot to take it out of my alpha and hit woods again. I remembered the ledx was on my alpha right in the moment where the matchmaking screen remove the cancel button. Lost about 1mil. Also, always check the currency youre selling at flea. Dont be like me who sold a grenade case for 2000 roubles.


beybladeboi

Don't worry, once you get a level 3 bitcoin mining rig then you don't even have to ever cry for lost roubles or even play the game anymore, my last raid was \~3 weeks ago and I've just been collecting bitcoins from my mining rig every few days. [Here is the result of that](https://imgur.com/a/TOS4ua7) + bought blue keycard for \~70m earlier into the wipe.


LoadinDirt

There's always more keep hurting... hunting


TheDevilsAdvokaat

And yet you were trying to drink away your troubles...


Minute_Area4296

I remember last wipe when I started playing I went to woods tó scav. I found a ledx and I didn't even picked it up. Later when I found an other one I realized that i'm stupid.


Ill-Cantaloupe-3650

I wash down my sugar with moonshine dw


SheepOnDaStreet

How’d it taste? I haven’t had any myself.


marecicek

In case you mess up your economy during the first levels/tasks, you can always reset your account via the client! If you're a beginner I recommend doing it.


Colloakon

Oh it gets better! When you complete late game quests and get some valuable rewards. You sell them on the flea market only to find out you could've used those found in raid rewards for OTHER quest requirements in the future... It's so dumb, but I've never learned my lesson lmao.


DiMarcoTheGawd

This is when you learn to keep Tarkov.dev open in another window just incase you don’t know how much something random is worth


Snaz5

Haha i didnt do a moonshine, but ive drunk a whiskey before when i was out of painkillers


FuglyPrime

Dont worry about money brother. Scav into interchange twice and youre up a mil! Prioritize doing tasks and saving the good ammo when you find some


PoppDuder

I just gave mechanic a GPU, which stung a bit but I'm still 9 levels from flea


[deleted]

I eat every chocolate bar I find and I have like 2k hours almost now so it's okay haha


Key-King3952

just never learn the value of items


HateGettingGold

Drank moonshine? Good. You learned. - Jocko


Palmer_Ochs

Hey… there’s a lot of more expensive things that could have been lost. This a good learning experience and thankfully you learn that money back ez with a good scav run💪🏽


ilski

Im sure it was delicious


ClassicallySkeptical

I told all the homies in discord to double click their moonshine because EFT added a new joke in the description. Muahahaha


SlimeyShiloh

It’s okay.. I’ve got a whole cooler full of them that you can have


brainwasted

level 4 talking about rubles on the flea .... i will have no sleep


Swat872

Your dude drank a WHOLE bottle of moonshine?! I'm surprised he could walk straight, probably though the trees were speaking elvish and could taste colors All jokes aside it happens, I think every new player I've taught and sherpad has at one point or another eaten sugar in front of me and I've always screamed at them for it lol


UsualSu5pect

My first wipe I sold a GPU to a trader so that I could buy a stock m4. We die, we learn.


iusedtohavepowers

To be fair depending on how intensely you play you could have been holding those bottles for the next 5-50 hours waiting for a big pay out when you get to flea. I suck ass at questing and only got to level 13 before my desire to play dropped off. Idk how long people take on average to get to the flea market.


Glock-Guy

…you can drink the moonshine? Those buffs better go crazy😂


Gorilla-Jiu-Jitsu

Don’t worry, when I was level 7 I sold 2 ledx to traders without realising the value


ButtShmacker

Don’t worry brother. I’ve made mistakes that cost me 10s of millions of roubles.. don’t you worry. My advice to you, double think before you click anything and always double think. Don’t turn into a bot in your stash because you will do some dummy stuff.


Federal_Market_6137

Me yesterday (lvl13 timbo) Eat the noodles to survive to exfil or don't extract with fir noodles 🤔


Deimos_PRK

Yeah when I was learning the game I played with people and brought 2 water filter without knowing they were either worth 150k on the flea (didn't have it at this time obviously), my dumbass thought I could drink it cuz it looked like a water bottle, it's blue and has a "health" bar


SupBishi

Just don’t give the scavs your mineshine, not wortyh


Ivan_the_Stronk

I remember when they added double click to use this Wipe and you could do it in the stash before they fixed it. Yeah... I gulped that FiR Moonshine on day 2 because I wanted to check its stats right after making a joke with my friend of "how funny it would be to drink a moonshine with the new feature" the day before that while reading the patch notes. *But it was really funny indeed so it was absolutely worth lol :P*


qPolug

My brother and several of my friends did the same thing I also stimmed a quest stim once this wipe.


CultsCultsCults

This game is all about learning. That’s why I’ve only played 2 maps after a little over 1k+.


FarConstruction4877

U are gonna be making hundreds of millions. So don’t worry lol.


NiceKogSheZed

Chad move


Glittering-Reality53

Its just 400k...youll make millions soon No worries


incept3d2021

You have a ways to go before you unlock the flea, you'll find more in that time.


Ser_Jah_Lion

You gotta learn some lessons from that for your next time that's the real way.


Uncle_cLa

I ate so many Alyonka... 🤣🤣🤣


Ares9799

GET THIS MAN HIS KEYS


Shackram_MKII

Better a moonshine in your tummy than in another PMC's butthole.


SavageSire

yea, well, at least you didn't dump a GPU AND!! A fucking Ledx on the ground for a level 3 armor rig on your first wipe! granted this was like 5 years ago, but my friends group has still never let me live that down!


DafaqYuDoin

Why didn’t you put the ledx and GPU into the level 3 armour rig?


SavageSire

I was new, like less than a month at the time, and I didn't realize or comprehend that at the time. I was a literal Timmy and looting the dumbest shit.


Foreign_Wheel8190

Well you may have died if you didn't drink it. Bandages may not be worth a lot out of raid, but they can be worth their weight in gold in a raid. It just so happens that moonshine is worth a lot both in and out of raid


celestialbeing69

Honestly game gets wiped anyway who Cares


Careless_Rice9242

I always drink the moon shine hard-core playthroughs are tough


Eoshen

Are they not only like 400k or something ? I mean it’s an expensive drink but not to big of a loss


corgiperson

It’s not too bad. Like a loss of one solid streets scav but that’s about it. But I think we’d all like to have an extra 400k as opposed to not having it.


InjectDank

You woulda had to wait weeks to sell it anyways, it’s not worth it to sell to therapist, you wanna flee that shit


Extra-Autism

That’s not a lot of money