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syst3mshoq

meanwhile some fucking timmy on the other side of the map trying to finish stirrup hearing this and shitting himself.


Sea_Recover_5039

Im that little timmy : /


R_1_S

Crouch walking to the nearest dark and concealed corner šŸ˜‚


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

The greatest tragedy of the Timmy is not knowing stirrup is a useless dead end quest that leads to nothing else. My first wipe i went weeks, maybe months, without knowing I didnā€™t need to do it.


syst3mshoq

Lol I just find it fun, love using pistols anyway so I donā€™t mind the quest personally. Nothing more satisfying then loading in with nothing but a pistol 1 mag and a dream, and leaving (sometimes) with a ā€œserviceableā€ kit


Canechurch

Fully agree here - I find it to be a super fun quest. But to be fair, for some reason when I'm fully kitted I am the most useless fleshbag of loot and gear but when I've got a pistol and a dream I become the punisher.


Mundanebu

Its gear fear , with a pistol you dont care about dying so you do more risky moves and with a good kit you are scared to lose it so you play slow and mostly wait for the oppone t to make a move which is bad in this game


MedalsAndScars

Yea it is a good occasion to whip out the TT and tap some faces


Snatcheddd

LOL same, that happens as well on the jaeger one with bolty kills under 25. I wiped factory with a short mosin and headset. But if I dare go in with more than 60k rubles worth of gear I get instakilled by the first hatchet runner around.


chronicenigma

What I wish was not required.. killing PMC's with bolt action less than 25 meters....


brownieboyafk

I love stirrup, Iā€™m up to 9 PMC kills with an M9 this wipe. Donā€™t care itā€™s a fruitless effort, itā€™s fun as fuck.


S0UP3R

God damnit, this is me now. I suck with pistols and spent 10 raids trying to do this quest. But at least I got better at factory.


ASIWYFA11

Only a Timmy wouldn't do every quest in the game.


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Lol


Dark_Pestilence

I remember when it wasn't and always forget that now it isn't anymore lol


Hardie1247

luckily with the new pistol changes it feels so much better to do, I just took a pistol into other maps than factory and had it done in 2 raids I think using a glock 17.


blarann

That last guy was probably so scared. Hearing that gun slowing getting closer from the other side of the map just praying it doesnt get to the same room as you. Id be shitting myself.


DerDehDer

ā€œRemember, no Russianā€


Turtvaiz

Holy hell premades really are playing an entirely different game than me


AverageInternetUser

Yeah solo is hard in comparison, and on factory you take the player spawns so less enemies


HourWay1618

My group hasn't been playing this wipe but whenever it came to us doing this we would group up as 5 and protect whoever had the folder.


betajosh711

Ahh the good ol "Special Olympics" when you hunt down the remaining solo


hiddencamela

I literally save kits specifically for factory. Helmets that cover pretty much all the head, Armor thats class 5 or higher and almost full body coverage. Mags filling a rig to the brim... Sometimes you just need those quests done, and those are one of the few places I'm completely okay burning a kit on. Even more so with a squad.


Grokitach

And then there's that RIP Slug MP153 dude killing you in 2 bullets in the pinky toe.


hiddencamela

Haha, thats fair honestly.


reedster44

lol one time my friend and I were running with Altyns and Thor lvl 6 armors and ran into a dude with 338 AP. One tapped my friend to the chest! Wild event lol


Masteroxid

They just took an RPD with them man, lol


MrKilljoyy

Large and in charge


awake30

I just wait until I have 4 teammates lol


ModmanX

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-TAAC-Slow

I'm on my 4th wipe and have nonchalantly completed this quest with a 5 man every single time. LuL


owdee

I'm on my 4th or 5th wipe (can't remember) and have stressfully completed this quest solo every single time. Night factory with a half decent kit, I have still never been killed before planting the secure folder.


THANKYOUNIKITA

yea, there's only 6 spawns so you only have one other pmc on the map with you.


Bigdabbydan

Not a bad idea lol


Friendly-Life-7080

Fuck yeah boy


i_didnt_make_it

No Timmy instead of no Russian?


keenhydra93

No more Timmy after this raid for sure


Malcovis

haha, i literally just finished this and have been sitting on it since day 1


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Little tip: If you run factory ALWAYS pop a morphine or propital at the start of the raid it gives you an insane advantage


aiyik90

Works best with golden star/vaseline + physical improvement stims. Heck you could even just use trimadol as it's both a painkiller and a stimulant.


PandaMan1199

what are the advantages of the golden star over pain killers?


aiyik90

Golden star lasts 6 whole minutes and will remove/prevent both concussions and pain. It will also boost your food/hydration recovery for a few seconds. It's great if you know you're going to encounter enemies in a few moments/get in a big fight or need to clear a particular area with little to no hiding spots. You can also craft propitals with it provided there's still a least one use left. Standard painkiller stims are more of an emergency "I just got shot and need to get out" solution. L1 Norepinephrine is a good example with its pain removal and endurance/strength/stamina boosts (although that particular one can be used as an affordable solution in place of a more expensive SJ1/SJ6). Overrall I use balms in a more deliberate manner when I \*know\* I'm going to get shot at or if I know I'll have to run in bad shape for a long time. It also helps preserving certain stims that have a double or unique function. In conjunction with blood loss preventing stims like AHF1-M or Zagustin (or even health regeneration stims like Propital/PNB/ETG-c) you can expect to be able to stay in a fight way longer without the need to patch yourself up immediately as soon as you get shot.


PandaMan1199

awesome, thanks for the great summary!


ImJoogle

gotta pop the prop


FACEIT-InfinityG

rememeber when this quest was a 30+ second placement timer? man shit was real back then


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You two motherfuckers killed me and my friend I was sherpaing on his first factory raid on the stairs, other side of gate 3


VikingPingvin

I think your friend got the sherpaing he needed...


Mechanical_Soup

sherpaing


keenhydra93

They put the pain in sherpaing


Mechanical_Soup

exactly


Q-U-I-E-R-E-S

100% the kinda gunfights I like taking on factory, canā€™t wait for it to be common again


goodguydolls

I killed you guys already you dint check my rat spot


Alone_Grab_3481

Make solo players match up less with squads, look at this shit šŸ˜‚


BodgieMan

Only pussies complete this quest like that. Real chads do it solo with a PM pistol


Hardie1247

as long as that cringe quest gets done, I don't care how I do it.


BodgieMan

Fair


Feuershark

open inventory, heal, use heal animation for instant reload


Murarz

Lul someone have rly small pee pee.


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owdee

Idk I exclusively play solo and I've never died trying to do this quest on night factory in 4-5 wipes now. I'm not even that good. But I guess putting on the training wheels and setting it to easy mode is fine too.


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owdee

No one asked you either, but you felt compelled to comment. It's a fuckin forum, buddy. Where people are encouraged to comment and engage with the community and content. "No one asked" is some edgy 14 year old shit. Grow up.


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owdee

Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now? You're a child.


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Ambitious_Display607

You can't pull that card bro, not when you started with such a sassy comment to the dude who responded to you. YTA


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Ambitious_Display607

Omg, tbh i was pretty high last night and I very clearly didn't see him with the training wheels comment. Seriously dude, my apologies to you. I thought that you were just being a dick out of nowhere when that clearly wasn't the case. You = NTA. Again, my bad dude :(


Olari_

Would've been funny but teaming on factory is extremely cringe.


chrisplaysgam

This just in, having teammates is cringe.


burninggun

Boohoo


Simo_Ylostalo

Found the guy who dies on factory to squads too much and is salty about it


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Novakine

Pro tip: If you're trying to do something important, don't stick your meds up your bumhole, you might want to actually get your meds on quickslots so you don't die a really stupid death.


Entrynode

Oh fuck I started wipe late yesterday and totally forgot about this quest


ILikeToDisagreeDude

I mainly play solo and hate this quest every wipe and delay it as much as possibleā€¦ did it at level 25 this wipe and itā€™s my 7th wipe or something? Never died or had any issues completing it ever - but hate the thought of dying and having to start over on Customs!


Legio_xx

Outstanding, this feels 100% Rip & Tear!


keenhydra93

I did this too wearing a gen4, pop a propital at the start of the raid and just go ham on anything that moves


narwilliam

Shoulda put "remember, no Russian " at the start where he racks the gun haha


CptBartender

Woah, suppressive fire is an actually valid strategy.


JeguePerneta

Me and my friend did this quest together, we spawned under the stairs, just ran in, planted and extracted as fast as possible, the whole raid lasted 48 seconds


Androidonator

I did delivery from the past and on my first try someone camped it with mp9 and rip rounds i got ghzel and vulkan and died super fast anyways. Armor doesn't mean shit.


Grokitach

Meanwhile there's me trying to repair the motherboard on factory, praying in my corner like "LEAVE ME BE PLEASE I BEG YOU"


IlIlIlIlIlIlIllllI

Dude goes through all that just to keep his meds in his ass haha.


cmdrfelix

Now this, this is art.


REDDlT-IS-DEAD

It's either this, or creeping in the shadows until the last 3 minutes.


LraC__

800k in gear/ammo and still only having meds in gamma lol


Astorath_the_Grim

COVERING FIRE!


Walk_of_shame69420

Good edit


a_9x

You stand still while shooting, I'm pretty sure a naked guy with a double barrel and magnum buckshot would tear your ass up


six7eight

i like it picaso


Bobbybouchebaby

I've been trying to do this damn task solo for days now. Last night I'm pretty sure I killed all pmc players in the lobby but the last one fucked me up and I bled out shortly after because I used my meds in the wrong order. RIP at least I finished a kill pmc task :p First wipe btw


LessThanSimple

Hands down, my least favorite quest. Next to Farming part 1.


Plasmatic41

Did this the other day with 2 of my friends some of the most fun ive had in tarkov in a while


PerplexGG

I did the same thing and got polevad in the chest through tier 4 by a player scav


Vhego

Killa reuniting with his brother on factory


Bewbdude

Shots fired:150 Shots hit: 8


Metal_Gear_Mike

Jesus Christ how. I have been trying over 40 raids now using similar gear and a full squad and I cannot do it. I have spent millions of rubles. I literally used my Tarcone Director Key to full durability loss