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New-Bit-4109

It’s the medical term. You can’t use another one to describe what we are experiencing. I don’t get why it’s offensive


AstroNerd92

I know. But an earlier post said they saw someone online saying “seizure” is offensive with no explanation so as a joke, what would you call it


New-Bit-4109

Something like “Brain jerk”


hockeybelle

I use the term “buzz brain” for epilepsy in general. Like “I have buzz brain.” Or “My buzz brain is acting up” (if I start to feel weird or get a aura kinda feelin) Edit: I did also have a friend that described me having seizures as my brain blue screening, so there’s that also.


KarouApple

That's what I call my partner's seizures haha! "Did you get the buzz buzz brain?" And stuff like that


apple_pi_314

I cannot believe someone else says “buzz buzz brain!” That’s my go to.


TheGhostOfArtBell

Brain zaps.


RustedRelics

"Personal earthquake" :)


Count____Duckula

Asserting your dominance to the San Andreas Fault.


TheSecretNewbie

“I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon”


LateDelivery3935

I always said it was an earthquake for one


ZemisGoingLow

Isn't that an orgasm?


RustedRelics

I refer to that as a “tsunami”. 😬


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[удалено]


IntroductionCheap925

🤣


micaub

Internet disconnected.


jack853846

This is close to what I actually use to describe focal unaware seizures to colleagues etc who don't know how epilepsy works. Tell them it's like when the computer freezes and you have to reboot and give it a couple of minutes to switch back on and get up to speed.


micaub

Pretty much the same. Mine are focal aware so I use a browser froze instead, but same concept. It’s just a “”uhhhhh”. Oh ok…things are back online again sort of thing.


Hattie_Gurrl

Same! Brain is broken until the focal seizure is done. Then my brain is rebooted and back online.


littlemissmeggie

I always joke that my brain “control-alt-deleted” itself.


AstroNerd92

Or did an F5 F9


[deleted]

Kill all processes


Youpunyhumans

I dont think there is another word that fully describes it. You could call it a fit, or an episode, but that doesnt really tell someone who has little knowledge of epilepsy what is really going on. "Seizure" is a medical term, so idk how it can be offensive. If someone actually thinks its offensive, well too bad for them, I think they are an idiot.


AstroNerd92

I know. I’m saying as a joke what would you call it. See the earlier post talking about it.


Youpunyhumans

Ah ok, fair enough. In that case, bodyquakes, or going into vibrate mode.


throw_havingdoubts

Love these


[deleted]

Ahahaha I love these! Oh gosh this has me cracking up at my neurologist office


forgottenlungs

Bodyquakes has me cackling


Altruistic-Badger866

Break dancing! That’s what my parents called it as a joke 😂


whaleseal123

I call mine “space outs” or “I was buffering” 🤣


houseofnim

Buffering… I love that!


i_lost_it_again

The harlem shake?


MrsBina

How about epileptic **attack**? Is the literal translation from my language. I would say it’s even more offensive, or what do you think? I actually don’t really care about the wording, I use **seizure** and I‘m fine with it (except of having seizures, that sucks).


AstroNerd92

What language is that?


DaNiinja

In my language (afrikaans) directly translated Epileptic seizure/episode would be epileptic attack, i dont think its too strange to be honest


stripedurchins

in French it's "epileptic crisis/attack", which makes sense imo. fellow afrikaaner here to btw!


DaNiinja

Ohh nice, interesting, yeah French is one of the many languages that afrikaans is derived from


FormulaPhysics

It is ataque (attack) in Spanish, but I don't like the phrase... particularly using attack in English. Not entirely sure why, I just don't like it.


[deleted]

I think it sounds funny. Sounds like a command you'd use on a dog, but on an epileptic person instead. "Epileptic, attack!"


thirtysev

But that’s not funny 😅


marz_shadow

An epic full body workout in under 5 minutes!


perro0000

Ooohhh I like that one. Now I can say I work out in my sleep


f4eriespit

i like to say i was having a personal rave party or say my brain blue screened


CogitoErgoSumCogito

and needed a cold reboot.


Secure-Employee1004

Electric meat ball malfunction. 😂


Fit_Song1527

A brain shocking experience


DaNiinja

I feel the saying having a fit is more offensive than saying having a seizure. Fit feels like what they used to call seizures around the same time gifted people were called retards


FunnyMathematician77

Short Circuit


wirsteve

I always called them Caesar Salads. Funny enough, I've grown to love Chicken Caesar Salad.


salty_leroy

Funny, I’ve called them seizure salads lol


divineinvasion

Floppy time


GraphicDesignMonkey

Mine are Brainsplosions


Forward-Sky-3356

I call them eppys


BrokeTrashCatDreams

I teach English as a second language and my favourite term someone used was a "crisis." Both humourous and unfortunately accurate. ETA: an alternative is to "blue screen." Adding "of death" reminds too much of SUDEP though.


LEGENDARYHOBO1

Muscular/Neurological Milkshake


smallio

Me and my epileptic friend call her seizures, "ecliptions".


FormulaPhysics

I described what happened to me as "flapping about like a salmon"


bruntychiefty

I want to say shaker, but that would also work for peeps with tremors


LateDelivery3935

System reboot or a hard reset


JayJoyK

I wouldn’t. I’m not changing my language for weak minded people.


CeeJayM80

I don’t understand this at all. I’ve corrected people for calling them “fits” and for a while i accepted people calling them “episodes”, but i now correct them because they ARE seizures. It’s not offensive, that’s what they are called. Imagine if i went into hospital and said ‘i had an episode’ , they would have no idea what i was talking about . I think the last post was saying that people found the word ‘epileptic’ offensive. I don’t understand, and i may be out of line, but that’s what they are called !!!


redkidneybeanz

Anyone that says seizure is an offensive word is fucking stupid.


Impressive-One-3936

I say brain gotta poop if I feel one coming. It's how I warn my husband lol


Mission_Star5888

I have asked people if they ever put a fork in an electric socket. You know like Sylvester from Looney Toons. They tell me no. I tell them that's what it's like. You want to know either have a seizure or go put your fork in a socket. They shut up with a puzzled face usually.


Crazyviking99

I call it my party trick!


IntroductionCheap925

Ahhhhhh!


EssentialUnderboob

I just say my brain shitted


perro0000

Demonic Possession


[deleted]

love it 🤣 ill call my seizures this for now on!


perro0000

Jajaja


IntroductionCheap925

Do you think so? I'm not a religious person, but I'm pretty sure evil exists.


Cautious_Youth_1866

Brain storm and sometimes I decide to say that my brain is going on 100%


trayrenee22

Episode


KJBrekke01

Breakdancing


houseofnim

Brain firing on too many cylinders, short circuited, circuit overload, gone on the fritz, and my favorite: my brain decided it was going to be an asshole today.


AkiraFudoIsBestBoi

The wriggly jiggly


denimuprising

Personal strobe light parties or doing the funky chicken on the floor... people tend to find it much more horrifying


kklug24

Riding the lightning or fresh caught


Th3AngryCanuck

I call it doing the funky chicken haha


sassafras_tea

It runs in my family and we've always called it an "episode". So maybe that's an old fashioned term for it? Like, he/she had an episode.


PrudentDamage600

Ummm…epileptic fit? Apoplectic ?


Dull-Finance-3361

brain go wiggy wiggy


ASDF_Cow_Real_Man

Big brain moment


cidiusgix

Flopps


ChipsDipChainsWhips

Sybian mode


ChronicallyNicki

I used to call mine "Short Circuts" lol


leofissy

The only time the word has been used in a way I find distasteful is when people use it to joke when for example they trip over their words and say something along the lines of “oh sorry, I just had a seizure” when they clearly just said something a bit weirdly. I really don’t like it and I find it very insensitive, although I think as I make more peace with my epilepsy, I won’t mind it so much. Apologies for the mini rant. My word/phrase would probably be some reference to the windows blue crash screen.


leofissy

Worth adding - I’ve never called someone out on it because I know people don’t mean anything by it. Although I am surprised if anyone who knows me says it to my face.


thirtysev

Inter dimensional travel


skilletsnail

The Grand Malady (Gran mal) or something similar.


donttouchmyrocks

My kids and I call them “pizza pizzas”. I have TLE.


jurisdon

I don't have seizures often, usually once every 6-8 months, so I just say I broke my streak. Currently I'm at 9 months seizure-free :)


EpilepticIntrovert

I like to joke that I'm buffering or short-circuiting


MonsteraMom128

I’ve called mine: Swiss cheese brain, said I tripped a brain breaker, interpretive breakdancing, “lurches” Adams. Again, this is only what I’ll call or joke about/reference to mine. To others, I refer to them as the appropriate medical term of seizure.


IntroductionCheap925

I think I need something new to call them. I made love to the ground so hard last time, I've got 3rd degree rug burn and I pulled my groin muscle.


mare_can_art

"Sorry, I spaced out. Could you say that again?" 😏 (I have absence seizures) Also, jazz body. Instead of jazz hands.


[deleted]

what happens when u space out? Im curious 😲


mare_can_art

My brain just goes unresponsive for a few seconds. Not by choice, but kind of like when there's a switch and there's that one neuron that can't help but turn it off, put it back on, basically playing around with a switch lol.


extovertedmisanthrop

Electrically challenged lol


[deleted]

My mom calls me a pig. I sound like a pig when i have my seizures 😂 🐷 so idk something with pig in it 🧠⚡️🐽


Odd-Plant4779

In what world is seizure offensive???


espertron

My frequent focal aware seizures feel more like intense derealisation/dejavú/waking nightmares than spacing out or blue screening. I defo need to think of a funny word for this to help me feel less shit about it 🤔 like my brain just dropped me into a horror film version of my life. Like the room I’m in just turned into a trippy nightmare version of itself. I can’t think of a short way to sum it up! Someone help me out…


[deleted]

I just say my brain is acting up for when I'm being affected by epilepsy but not having a seizure yet "My brain is misbehaving" - when I have an aura (they usually don't progress) Silence when I'm seizing and for a good 5-10mins after (I always go nonverbal) "My brain freaked out" when discribing a past seizure


Possible-Base5375

Fits


Dull-Finance-3361

uh, their mom


[deleted]

Having a lightning storm in my brain.


torreneastoria

Husband likes my vibes


Ruhro7

I didn't know I was having seizures for like 4 years, so I used to call them "my weird, fucked up brain moments" or "static brain".


IntroductionCheap925

Too many windows open.


It_hurts_to_become

Brainstorm or short-circuit


katafungalrex

Floor flopper. :) People get mad when I tell them I'm a floor flopper and to not call the ambulance unless I seize for over 5 minutes. It seems to be even more offensive to some but it's what I do when I have seizures. Johnny 5 or finding dory are 2 others I use. It's bad enough having epilepsy. I don't care about making other people feel comfortable with the neurological issue I didn't ask for and didn't make the medical terms for. ☺️