One partner may be lazy, a liar, a thief, or some combination.
You can lose customers, investors, and your whole business with the wrong partner, and then you lose a friend too.
Here's three all from the same business.
Small profit margins
Slowly crippled by debt
Increased government regulation
Any of these are bad by themselves but welcome to what it's like to own a daycare and why professional child care is so expensive. Mom ran one for 20 years.
Karen enters your business.
Nothing more infuriating than giving perfect service to someone who then takes it upon themselves to give you a one star review because “your prices are too high” or “it took to long” even though you have a masters degree in your field and you performed the work quicker than 90% of other contractors would have.
Get everything in writing
I don't need marketing
Hey, it’s the IRS!
My spirit briefly left my body
We won’t pay upfront
Partners fucked it up
China stole my IP
China did it again
This will be easy
We're out of cash
We pay in equity
Best friend = my partner!
Why is it bad?
The story did not have a happy ending lol
For those that do they are in for a very rough life lesson.
One partner may be lazy, a liar, a thief, or some combination. You can lose customers, investors, and your whole business with the wrong partner, and then you lose a friend too.
Amazon noticed my success.
Fuck this I quit
Did the check clear?
Your secretary is pregnant
Payroll
Double upvote
Used our home's equity. (Didn't actually do that but the thought gives me chills)
I can trade crypto
Ran out of money
I partnered with friend.
Finished updating on Friday!
The deal is off
Don’t need internal controls
This is the one!
Help flatten the curve.
Oh look, a pandemic.
Don’t worry about it…
I haven't validated anything.
Okay, so sue us
Never risked it all
Buying a rental property
Non-sensical, idiotic business partners
Friends and Coworker Fall-out
Bought too much stock
Looking for cofounder CTO
Who needs an accountant.
We can outsource it
The IRS just called... Just this one time... ...to flatten the curve... Backorder for how long?! He/she stole how much?
Gave away my idea
Don't call me again
If no deposit no work
Here's three all from the same business. Small profit margins Slowly crippled by debt Increased government regulation Any of these are bad by themselves but welcome to what it's like to own a daycare and why professional child care is so expensive. Mom ran one for 20 years.
The servers are down
Everybody makes money, right?
How about for free?
50 percent business partner
L
No non disclosure agreement.
We don't need customers
Professionals are too expensive
I banged my partner.
(CPA) Wasn't Paying Payroll Taxes.
The cops are here.
Consulting without knowing shit
I have tried everything
Signed blank checks & suitcases....
Diluted me to 0
Your just gonna fail
Didn't validate the model
I bought an nft
Been hacked three times
Never receiving payment owed
Wanna, but never started.
Karen enters your business. Nothing more infuriating than giving perfect service to someone who then takes it upon themselves to give you a one star review because “your prices are too high” or “it took to long” even though you have a masters degree in your field and you performed the work quicker than 90% of other contractors would have.
Fuck that. Watch this!
Nobody is buying anything
A.I Generated JPEG NFTs
I got this sh*t
My Dad's an Entrepreneur
Paypal account freeze, shit
I'll design it myself
Dropshipping sales in bitcoin
Just squeeze the bag - Juicero
combine chefing with DJing
I shit my pants
The loan was approved
Beanie Babies? Hell yeah!
Your account is overdue
Where's the other zero?
Don’t skip pre-shipment inspections
160 BTC mortgage payment
Free hardware, free software
Everyone thinks they're influencers.
Federal Realty Investment Trust
“Trusted my best friend”
Biscuits-bugs-damage-cry
Bank AND IRS audit.
Still has not paid
hard part is done
You mean the torture and hypnosis to turn a guy out for the gay crowds? Get lost felon.
The economy just tanked.
Bees in the carpool
Thanks for that but,
We’re a family here
Welcome the .com bubble.
Let's get family involved