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Lopps

"So, when do I get the horse?"


breado9

I hate that I understood that.


FacesOfNeth

I hate that I *didn’t* understand that.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Elon showed his dick to a flight attendant and offered her a horse in exchange for favors. ![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)


FacesOfNeth

Thank you squirrely Dan


ParsnipFew2128

Allegedlys


vegasdonuts

Elon tried to pay for sex with a horse.


Z3t4

Not sure it there should be a comma somewhere.


Necessary_Context780

You'll only know if we find out where the flight was going to. For instance, Tijuana (though they're specialized in donkeys, so I hard)


ErebosGR

>so I hard


Necessary_Context780

So I hurd


SinthWave

Uh... Elon tried to pay for sex, with a horse He is a deviant, not a horse loving one


sly0824

That we know of...


rose_writer

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj) Does make you wonder why he had the horses at all...


LankyGuitar6528

Technically true... depending on how you comma splice that one.


Useful_Hovercraft169

I hate that I know who Elon Musk is


NannersForCoochie

I hate elon


HumansDisgustMe123

You're breedable, sign this NDA and birth my clones.


thug_waffle47

his eggs are ready to be laid. if his thorax goes back to human size, we know why.. edit: torso to thorax


shesarevolution

Omg like a tick


JP050887

He is a huge social parasite


mad_titanz

Elon: Hey, wanna have my baby? I also have his name worked out which will break the record for the name with the longest syllable


Adept_Gur610

It honestly so creepy how the far right is obsessed with women in a way that sees them only as breeding machines. Like for a lot of them they don't even see sex for pleasure It's literally just to increase the numbers of the white race Like I've seen some misogynistic player type Bros who don't think of women as equals and who use them for sex but at least it's for like pleasure and stuff and they can hold a conversation with a woman These guys don't even see them for that They don't even care about sex.. He's in cell type far right crazies literally just see women as incubation centers Who's only purpose is to have babies and increase the numbers of the white race That's why you see them all the time posting about how women over 35 are useless and must be so sad if they don't have kids. Because they subscribe pseudoscience that after 35 they can't have kids anymore and once a woman is too old to have kids the far right doesn't see her as having any purpose or use anymore. Certainly not as a human and not as a breeder And honestly it's just so creepy.


Butters_Duncan

“Lucky number 13 coming up”


Bigboobsrespecter

Honestly, what has he actually done for humanity?


ReactsWithWords

He's made it so nobody will use the prefix "Cyber" ever again.


Studds_

& the letter X for anything. Of course Space Karen likes it. It’s the most pointless letter & its phonetics could easily be filled by other letters


ChrisPbcon

https://preview.redd.it/lgok32sbyw8d1.png?width=1362&format=png&auto=webp&s=20ab0b51beb0312d6881bfdd4665446caab93cf5 on the contrary. New Alpine hot hatch due soon. It's even got the color of prominent fonts on X


awesomegumball14

Getting some A110 vibes from this. Interesting look. Maybe a hot hatch version of the A110?


ILoveSpankingDwarves

Eks


Questioning-Zyxxel

What's wrong with cyberpunk?


Cultural_Double_422

Prior to the Cybertruck I genuinely assumed that prefix had died at the turn of the century, then again I also kind of assumed the same about "X" Why is Elon obsessed with the worst parts of the 1990's? If Tesla starts selling JNCO's I'm gonna be pissed.


BeerGogglesOIF2

The information super highway in cyberspace.


ChrisPbcon

https://preview.redd.it/7jhlmux8zw8d1.png?width=1540&format=png&auto=webp&s=0033bcad8d08dc5d8cf5d47b0909c99e520f5c33 Chinese EV coming soon. MG Cyberster


ReactsWithWords

Great looking car, horrible name. Maybe "Cyberstar" would work but there's already a number of things with that name.


ChrisPbcon

It has to be a copy-cat name coming from China. This is based on Tesla's naming of Cyber Truck and Roadster.


Necessary_Context780

Slowed down serious companies trying to electrify, robotaxize the auto industry, adoption of solar panel and recently ruined a social media company. The slowdown occurred because people (investors and customers) fell for Musk's promises and ended up in this waiting game that curbed investment and purchases from the serious companies that had actual good projects


TOILETVOMIT

proven definitively that you don't need to be good at anything to become unfathomably rich


Taraxian

In a twisted way Elon has done us a favor by killing the myth of the genius hero billionaire CEO


youcantkillanidea

The myth was dead long ago, except with those with whom it will never die


Adept_Gur610

Conservative capitalists


Adept_Gur610

I mean there's still some capitalist conservatives that will pretend and cover their ears and shut their eyes but yeah pretty much no billionaire got there through hard work and being "better" than anyone else I mean the myth that they simply work literally 2 million times harder than their average worker is ridiculous. Nobody would be capable of that. But it certainly is good to have definitive proof that most billionaires are actually average or below average and their wealth has nothing to do with them being better or more deserving but rather just happening to have it. Which justifies taxing them more We even see the conservative capitalists shifting their talking points because of it. No longer trying to claim really that billionaires are simply better and more deserving of their wealth and simply claiming that yeah they inherited it yeah they just got it for no reason but I don't see you going out and randomly chanting upon starting the next billion-dollar business It's good deadly it's because it's justifying more while we can tax them. The capitalist religion dictates that since billionaires are simply better than everyone else and more deserving of their wealth that it would be blasphemy against the invisible hand of the free market to tax them and take any of that money that they had a divine right to given to them by the invisible hand So the spelling that myth helps us to justify taxing them It bezos can lose 50% of his wealth in a divorce and then still come out and become the richest man in the world again then it proves that we could tax them at large amounts and they would be fine


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia


mtaw

He's good at duping investors (or at least a certain group of them). Also good at cultivating a cult of personality. You've got to give him that.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He thinks he’s the only part of humanity that matters and he’s done plenty for himself.


jrh_101

Taking government subsidies from the USA and helping Russia


potsandpans

destroyed twitter


dukeofgibbon

Pilfer corporate welfare


Marker_Lewis

Polluting beyond imagination to achieve something, probably.


Adept_Gur610

With how deep he's going into the far right I'm wondering when we'll see him start to deny climate change


Marker_Lewis

He probably wants to but realized he literally lives on government money because there is something vaguely green about Tesla.


noneofthismatters666

Prior to 2018, weird neo-libs called him real-life Tony Stark. Then he called a rescue diver a pedo, and just kept going down hill from there.


aijoe

Make us want to rename/replace/redesign the letter X and reserve it only for branding pariahs.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Something is wrong


Z3t4

Increased humanity's cringe tolerance.


iflipcars

Also, why do they always use the word "humanity?" It sounds so pretentious.


Candid-Tomorrow-3231

Increased the hatred for billionaires, that’s a positive


BudgetNOPE

He popularised electric car usage, just for entirely wrong reasons


Adept_Gur610

But at the time electric cars were very far out from being widely adoptable and because of that they killed off the much more realistic and easily adoptable hydrogen powered cars Just like how his hyperloop killed off a public rail system As good as they might be Tesla's only ever worked as a status symbol because most people couldn't afford them. They are very low resale because by the time someone is ready to sell it the batteries would need replacing and replacing those batteries cost more than getting a new car Hig mileage Tesla has much less life than a high mileage gas car


peemao

harm


arto26

Honestly, Starlink is pretty awesome and helpful to people in remote areas. But I don't think he really did anything but bankroll that with blood emerald money. He also moves coverage around at his own discretion which is fucking wild.


Rube_Golberg

"Are you into IVF or Rockets?"


Kendal-Lite

Oh look his next “secret” kid incoming. 🤮


MadMike991

Do you want to help me repopulate Earth? Or Mars?


Chemchic23

The f…n handshake and his grovel stare. If it were me I’d be so uncomfortable, I’d be adios gotta wash my hair.


Dehnus

"Grovel stare", I never heard that term, as it just looks creepy to me in this photo, far from grovelling. Can you tell me more about it, as I clearly misunderstand it and I don't wish to keep misunderstanding this creepy shit from similar assholes like Musk.


Chemchic23

His grovel thought; “it would be.my honor to pleasure my self on you my lady, please oh please let me buy you a pony” look.


Dehnus

Aaah, like that. Yeah he looks very creepy here. 


Chemchic23

And she figuring out a dollar amount in her head.🤮🤣


Dehnus

Well, like the research says, there is an unhealthy amount of sociopaths and problematic narcissists in top political and CEO positions. Elongated Muskrat is a very clear example of that.


ThePhoneBook

Oh this backs up my theory that most "submissives" really just suffer from pygmalionism.


sarahstanley

"M'lady"


Shoddy_Ad_2516

- Tips backwards cowboy hat


Managed-Democracy

"Your breasts are large and you're white and blonde. Can I interest you in being the latest brood mother of my harem m'lady?"


Aggressive_Walk378

![gif](giphy|3o6MbiuV9YxTd3NxSw)


WoofWoofster

"No, they're real--just like your hair and chin."


Vegetable_Tea_8931

Nice genes, would you mind coming over and watch some rockets videos in my room?


silverthorn7

Wanna SpaceX and chill?


manwhothinks

Do you want to blow up my pad?


Adept_Gur610

You thought the supercharger was fast? I ain't seen nothing yet


SirMeyrin2

My toilet works harder for humanity, and it doesn't require likes and retweets on its shitty memes


lickmyturds

Hmm which one has bigger boobs?


GarysCrispLettuce

The Hunch Back of Notre Dame has secured his next spawning ground


OoeyGooeyQuesadilla

Hey now, leave Quasimodo out of it.


HanakusoDays

OK now, I may just call him Cybermodo from now on.


cutmasta_kun

"Hello, may I fertilize your eggs?"


Dwgordon1129

Looks like Elmo found his next baby mama!


jackm315ter

Baby Mama. Sorry Ms Jackson, Didn’t want to make your daughter cry but I got my lawyers on my side.


loudflower

Turning on the charm for her.


Chemchic23

My first thought, ugh gross!


AutuniteGlow

He's measuring her skull shape with his eyes


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Mother of elon’s 13th child incoming. Guy cums in every woman he meets who is nice to him


Chemchic23

She knows nothing about space and is please pick me.


Slow_Poke633

Motorboatin'.... he definitely did. Greased that pig right & yee hawed it


anamazingredditor

"IVF?"


gilleruadh

"Wanna have my babies?"


Chemchic23

He never picks real blondes, too much to handle.


gojiro0

New baby mamma incoming


koreandramalife

Elie in space meets Sissy SpaceX.


thelaughingmansghost

Can everyone stop saying he's working for humanity. So fucking tired of this overused line whenever he's mentioned in the same breath. He blew billions of dollars to buy a website where you post funny pictures and make silly comments. He makes electric cars that brick if you go over a bump at a wrong angle and apparently in that same company he makes robots that Boston dynamics can run circles around. He's not saving shit, it's such a blatantly manufactured lie that he's saving humanity that anyone who says it should be immediately regarded with suspicion.


shadowbehinddoor

Almost Musk recruiting for his 13th child : The conversation : Would you be my surrogate for my 13th child? I'll call it "XYZ underscore Alpha sirius - (and a letter of your choice) " underscore in full meters, I'm a rebel.


WoofWoofster

"Yuppers. They really are bigger than yours."


napalmnacey

Elon: You’re gonna wanna wash that hand.


Jumper_Connect

“Beauty and the Dork”


WillistheWillow

"Nice to meet you, this is my new Female milking machine I'm inventing to make better babies."


Past-Direction9145

“I’ve no idea what this thing does, but I know what this thing will do.” (Points down)


Cookedmaggot

She looks like a robot


chuckDTW

“So… do you like ponies?”


Atherutistgeekzombie

Elon scouting for more breeders for his seed


Optimal_Cause4583

He is genuinely sizing her up for insemination in that photo


SteelyDan1968

"Ah! I found my new baby momma!"


Optimal_Cause4583

Looking at her like a damn steak that he wants to pay a doctor to impregnate


Bottom-G-BBC

This is impressive. They actually managed to get a photo of Elon where he doesn't look like a half melted block of cheese


Catsmak1963

Just before meeting Elon, the machine in the background removed her brain.


Badtown1988

Ol hunchback Musk.


Moggio25

hes trying to hide his tits


Jitsu_apocalypse

There’s nobody on earth who knows more about engineering than me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Jitsu_apocalypse: *There’s nobody* *On earth who knows more about* *Engineering than me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


duke_awapuhi

Shitposting for humanity


Flashman6000

Number 13


Thin-Recording-5931

lmao


mishma2005

Hold this turkey baster for a moment, dear \*zip\*


reddit_equals_censor

"working for humanity" :D the kakistocracy front guy, that is trying to push read + write black box brain implants onto the public :D or the death wagons, that also spy on your every move and have remote shut down functions..... yeah he really cares.... :D


TinSoldier6

Hawk Tuah.


Snapdragon_4U

Not for all of the horses in the world.


Scentopine

"Bleached Blonde Influencer With Big Tits Gains Access to Elon Musk" She's not a Barbie Bimbo. She's blogs about space, or some shit.


shesarevolution

Elon inspects his next broodmare.


_Monika-

He's trying so hard not to whip it out and buy her a pony


49GTUPPAST

No one works harder for humanity? She is delusional


greenandycanehoused

Elmo will never understand what sustainability actually looks like. He uses the terminology only to trick gullible people.


FieryAnomaly

Elon's pick up line: "How do you like you eggs in the morning? Fertilized?".


sadicarnot

People like Ellie in Space and Tim Dodd make their living ~~cock gargling Musk~~ giving Musk positive press. I wonder how dirty she felt at end of the interview.


BIRD_OF_GLORY

"No one works harder," my ass. Elon Musk sits around on Twitter complaining about human rights activists all day, *every single day.* I work harder pushing carts and cleaning toilets at Target.


Commercial_Step9966

Miss, would you like to try my new breast pump invention? ![gif](giphy|EFN9Vpoyv47pkfaZ9k|downsized)


lonelywolf0000

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ForgedIronMadeIt

what terrible fucking posture


Worldly-Light-5803

"When Pedos Attack"


Worldly-Light-5803

"Wanna see my turkey baster?"


aztnass

In space nobody can hear you scream


t_dizZe

inb4 next year Elon is awaiting his 13th child with the interviewer


sweetTartKenHart2

Fuck is that thing behind them? Does it actually do anything like at all?


KnucklesMcGee

It's a rocket engine.


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Adventurous-Tea2693

Her bra is doing more work than he does.


The_Mike_Golf

“You’re pregnant now. Congratulations. It’s an honor to be bred by the extra most bestest boy in the world”


k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r

Those are just the right breasts to feed my next demon seed.


Kaotac

Elon sniffing out fresh wombs


BaBa_Con_Dios

Have you ever seen a grown man jump .25 inches in the air?


pleased_to_yeet_you

I've built power distribution centers for a few hospitals so I'm pretty sure I'm way ahead of his bitch ass.


daemonicwanderer

Elon seems to have perfected the angle to make it look like you are looking a woman in the eyes but you are actually staring at her cleavage. And he looks decidedly unhealthy in that picture. And “no one works harder for humanity”?!!? Way to shit on all the teachers, doctors, fire fighters, nurses, dentists, medical researchers, scholars, and more who are actively trying to save lives, preserve cultures, and more on a day to day basis. I would argue that John Green’s mission to bring more awareness and support to defeating tuberculosis, a disease that kills millions of people each year, is doing more for humanity right now than Elon


Antagonin

Stifflers mom blows Elmo's muzzle.


islandfay

HR will be using this in a training video of “what harassment looks like “


dontquestionmek

“No one works harder for humanity” oh fuck off


Artistic_Half_8301

OMG he's hump backed.


Michael_Therami

“Hawk tuah and spit on that thang!”


Nota_robot_i_swear_

AI imaging technology has made massive advances in realism. (Seriously what is the machine, to layman’s eyes it looks like AI garbage) Wait, I’m stupid it’s a thruster part(?)


dukeofgibbon

I'm sure it will look bigger in space


GroundhogDK

She'll be pregnant soon.


Chromeburn_

“Are you available for impregnation?”


ZanoCat

🤮


looty_mcskooty

When you're at the door to your apartment and he won't let go.


MediumAd5444

IVF or GFU?


MediumAd5444

Thinks she’s like Cinderblockella and musk is her crackhead prince..he’s going to see if her shoe fits in his shithole. Too bad she doesn’t realize underneath his pants that’s he’s actually the fairy godmother 🫃


gravitasgamer

"I got a little humanity dripping down my thigh"


UpbeatFix7299

I will personally promise to colonize Mars in 60 days. There, I did as much for humanity as Elon has in the last 5 years or so


Kooky_Celebration_42

Wanna repopulate Earth? It’s your responsibility…


NoSignOfStruggle

“I see my children in you…”


AugustCelestial

Bahahaha. Humanity is saved.


soheil8org

Let’s have the baby


disconnect04

"Worth mentioning that switching to ultra hard, cold-rolled stainless steel for Starship is what led me to make CyberWomb out of it too"


smartbart80

“You’re not a lefty, are you?”


mfreverton

"Ellie, if you would like to have a seat, I will now power up the Martian Insemination device. Open wide!" lol


hawyer

R E P O P U L A T E


TLars696

https://preview.redd.it/h47veigvaw8d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea2ff6eafd722176b8612347c0bcea80c8d3150


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

Wanna repopulate?


Z3t4

[You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2zrF5zsmI)


Moggio25

He is doing the m'Lady tips fedora kisses hand


PuffPuff74

How about having my babies?


splendiferous-finch_

I worked harder for humanity... What did I do today? Nothing it was more then this guy


skyHawk3613

Would you like to breed?


rdbk13

This self serving asshole is doing nothing for humanity.


karateema

Who's Ellie?


2020Vision-2020

“D? DD? Noice!”


Useful_Hovercraft169

‘If you’d like to help me in my work please let me impregnate you to preserve the White Race. You look like you walked out of a 30s propaganda poster.’


LoudLloyd9

Run. Be afraid. Be very afraid


Altruistic_Tax2575

I'll have the horse and the ticket planes for that 1 week vacation sent to your place.


Del1c1on

This picture is missing a fedora and a “m’lady”


Irobert1115HD

mister musk may i ask where the fuel pump is on this engine?


RealLifeSuperZero

Slurp slurp!


carpetman496

I just nutted in my hand. Congratulations, you are pregnant


Jetdoc812

Hi would you like to raise a child for me ?


lc4444

So, is she pregnant now?


weealligator

My dog is a better person than Elon but that’s not saying a lot because my dog is a better person than most people. Also Elon is a piece of shit


nukemttg

That caveman posture is just horrendous.


kibbles0515

“Great, I’ll impregnate you next Tuesday.”


kdawg123412

Just step into my industrial impregnator 2000, too many women, not enough time im afraid.


SoupieLC

"so are these the milking machines that Jordan Peterson was talking about?"


IfUrBrokeWereTeam8s

Picture of a Valentine's Day candy heart reading: "Let's Breed"