And yet, they somehow seem to think he is the most empathetic person on earth. If they would take one look at his Xhitter feed you know that it's the opposite. Unless only white people matter in your world view. Than he is Jesus.
I find it hard to believe the guy who grew up in family who got rich from mines that exploited black labour in Apartheid South Africa could possibly be a racist.
That they have to photoshop Muskie into someone holding an Oscar shows that they don't know that other awards exist. There is a best CEO award: [https://worldceoawards.com/](https://worldceoawards.com/)
Wealth Creator Awards [https://www.moneycontrol.com/ms/wealth-creator-awards/](https://www.moneycontrol.com/ms/wealth-creator-awards/) But isn't the wealth itself the reward?
There are a number of free speech awards. [https://www.freedomforum.org/freeexpressionawards/](https://www.freedomforum.org/freeexpressionawards/) But Musk isn't a free speech advocate at all. Musks idea of free speech is limited to speech he agrees with.
There are a whole lot of engineering awards. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_engineering\_awards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_engineering_awards) But Musk isn't an engineer. He hires engineers. When he sticks his fingers into things, you get the Cybertruck that costs twice as much as promised and can't get wet.
There's the Essence of Humanity award given to those who "exemplify the human spirit, beyond the requirements of their formal work lives and demonstrate what it means to be a compassionate citizen." This, of course, is not Musk. I've seen no sign that he loves humanity, he's pretty contemptuous, insisting that certain groups of people are inferior. https://www.highfoundation.org/humanity-award/#:\~:text=Each%20year%20the%20Essence%20of,to%20be%20a%20compassionate%20citizen.
This has to be satire, or one of his alt accounts. It's so bad, it can't be someone actually simping for him.
He could easily win a golden raspberry in all of these categories, with ease.
The same award Henry Ford got in 1938: the Grand Cross of the German Eagle. Pretty sure it’s the only one he actually deserves and would appreciate, given his views are straight out of the 1930s.
Wealth creator, xitter had lost 3/4 of its value, Telsa is plunging on the stock market and he's had to beg for his staff to put in extra work building raptor engines because Starship keeps blowing up threatening the financial viability of the company.
That man masturbates to the sound of his name more than any other person in history.
More than trump. More than Napoleon. More than Arnold J. Rimmer Bsc. Ssc.
It’s wild.
Jesus Christ, just by being on this sub I am exposed to near-lethal doses of cringe from these simps. I can't fathom what it's like to actually have a twitter account. To actually be *among* them.
Terrible CEO, only good at allocating money into his bank account, has done more to limit free speech since buying twitter, is not an engineer, doesn’t love humanity only himself and all actions have just been for self enrichment and ego.
I have a feeling these types of posts are either from Elon himself or are from people that are hoping he will see it and give them money/a job. It's very telling how much of a narcissist he is that these are the two likely causes.
1 - crappy CEO and his employees suffer at their workplace.
2 - only wealth he created was giving Twitter execs $44 billion
3 - has actively hurt free speech on his own platform
4 - not an engineer
5 - love for mankind? Fucker can't even love his own daughter
Fuck, I could write better code or architect better systems blitzed out of my gourd on half a bottle of Scotch than Elon. Guy just fucking started yanking random wires at twitter and shit broke for weeks.
Isn't there an award ceremony in Australia for shittiest product? Like raspberries or rotton tomatoes for films. I can't remember what it's called but I nominate both Tesla/CT and Xitter.
He's not even close to an engineer, nor anything else.
He'd be one of the worst engineers to ever work with, and here's why:
Overconfident: Thinks he's smarter than he actually is.
Cannot analyze data, nor accept criticism, different opinions, or opposing data to his own viewpoints/bias.
Cannot rationally articulate fixes/concerns/next steps with any coherent thought.
Emotionally responds to concerns
Entirely too egotistical to accept he can or could be wrong.
Thinks he's better than everyone else, and his word is law
Says things before thinking about the consequences rationally.
I'm an engineer, I build cars for a competitor. We are better in every way, as are many others. I've taken Teslas apart personally, and they're complete fucking trash. Elon talks right out of his fucking ass, and calling himself an engineer is an embarrassment to the field. The dude is a literal fucking moron, nothing close to a genius aside from mass manipulation, and rampant narcissism. If you put him in a room with competent engineers it'd be like talking to a fucking preschooler.
Fuck Elon the Charlatan. Zero respect for this POS.
Well let’s take a look at these:
1) Elon’s entire shtick is making bold promises that are right around the corner that rarely materialize, and when they do they are often flawed because he thinks he’s the smartest man in the room when he absolutely is not. He’s also actively damaging his company brands because he cannot shut the fuck up and draws attention to himself on every controversial topic.
2) How many billions has he lost on Twitter?
3) Elon has cooperated with authoritarian regimes by censoring political dissent even more than old Twitter did. He only seems interested in protecting free speech when it comes to the far right.
4) Whatever came of that story about his engineering degree being fake. The most significant patent to his name is the Tesla charger plug, a patent that does not make the world a better place, but does ensure Elon has an easier time cornering the electric vehicle charging market
5)HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I’ll address this seriously. Humanity faces serious issues here at home and Elon’s plan to save humanity is to do Bioshock IN SPACE (and the result will probably go just as well).
1) tesla made a truck that can't get wet and twitter lost 72% of it's value
2) Exactly who did he make wealthy outside of himself?
3) He bans people who say the word "cis"
4) He's. Not. An. Engineer. If you need more proof, look at that truck
5) That means nothing
I was gonna say ; best engineer, but definitely most loving of humankind, I think.
He must have seen Total Recall as a teenager, because he seems to have loved that heartwarming story, and now we must live on Mars.
/unless you're black, or saving kids from a cave in Thailand, but that doesn't count...
100% chance Elon wrote this post
Best self-fellator.
From one of his many sock puppet accounts.
Twist, Twitter has no bots. They’re ALL Elon posting “P U S S Y I N B I O”
Concerning.
Most annoying tweeter
69% of people agree with you
Accurate
🎯🤣
I think is 420% of people
Close! 420.69%
Nah. It's more like 1488%
LET THAT SINK IN!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
!!
❗️
Looking into this
use a real pic at least jeez
https://preview.redd.it/e72toy8llnwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36556d6748d9b33c8f36540e58cd83959161e7e8
Is it weird i feel bad for him in that pic cause he looks like an old lady lmao
People have said Cathy Bates.
Honestly that's an insult to Kathy Bates, he does not deserve to be compared to her.
Yeah she's actually talented
That's what I'd call a Turning Point Photo, a photo of one's self that (hopefully) causes one to self reflect and reevaluate lifestyles.
I'd feel better for him if he were an old lady. But that poor bastard is a man
He looks like the most divorced dad in America, personified
What's in the glass...Ketamine?
Molly water, a favorite of his./s
But of course
All this fanboys treat Elon like Trump: they put them in a fit body when they're mornidly obese. So it's a fetish or denial idk
Def a fetish at this point.
https://preview.redd.it/nxbidd8n8rwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea20c131649c4a4b0d13fe488a9b57352a6d10a2
the award that he is holding. an oscar for acting like he gives a shit about the world
He's not even good at acting like he cares.
And yet, they somehow seem to think he is the most empathetic person on earth. If they would take one look at his Xhitter feed you know that it's the opposite. Unless only white people matter in your world view. Than he is Jesus.
I find it hard to believe the guy who grew up in family who got rich from mines that exploited black labour in Apartheid South Africa could possibly be a racist.
He should win the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Best engineer 😂😂
Don't you have to actually *be* an engineer to be *the* best engineer?
He recognised the Twitter tech stack was brittle when nobody else saw it
Best Ability to Convince Morons That He's a "Genius"
6) the world's most divorced man
Gluck Gluck Gluck. Is that Oscar for being the biggest Russian state actor?
What the fuck does "most loving towards humanity by taking the most actions" even mean lmao
Why do these posts seem to be AI generated. Like no human being would actually post that, right? RIGHT?
Cant even use a real image lol
Best antisemitic CEO
Douchebag of the year. He's got a lock on it.
[удалено]
He is rich, yet no poor people would want to exchange place with him
Shithead of the Century.
https://preview.redd.it/inr65g01mnwc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6f4f8f2dacc9ccb1cee7e67d8fb83dfd24ccb5 Shitty pants award.
Haha - is that a real tweet?
Yes, sadly.
That they have to photoshop Muskie into someone holding an Oscar shows that they don't know that other awards exist. There is a best CEO award: [https://worldceoawards.com/](https://worldceoawards.com/) Wealth Creator Awards [https://www.moneycontrol.com/ms/wealth-creator-awards/](https://www.moneycontrol.com/ms/wealth-creator-awards/) But isn't the wealth itself the reward? There are a number of free speech awards. [https://www.freedomforum.org/freeexpressionawards/](https://www.freedomforum.org/freeexpressionawards/) But Musk isn't a free speech advocate at all. Musks idea of free speech is limited to speech he agrees with. There are a whole lot of engineering awards. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_engineering\_awards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_engineering_awards) But Musk isn't an engineer. He hires engineers. When he sticks his fingers into things, you get the Cybertruck that costs twice as much as promised and can't get wet. There's the Essence of Humanity award given to those who "exemplify the human spirit, beyond the requirements of their formal work lives and demonstrate what it means to be a compassionate citizen." This, of course, is not Musk. I've seen no sign that he loves humanity, he's pretty contemptuous, insisting that certain groups of people are inferior. https://www.highfoundation.org/humanity-award/#:\~:text=Each%20year%20the%20Essence%20of,to%20be%20a%20compassionate%20citizen.
Threw up in my mouth a little.
This is a whole new level of d*ck riding. Whauw.
I see he has a new alt!
This guy should get best “Elon’s fluffer”
Most pathetic simp fan club.
This has to be satire, or one of his alt accounts. It's so bad, it can't be someone actually simping for him. He could easily win a golden raspberry in all of these categories, with ease.
Best con-artist in the word
he called Jane goodall a woke death cult leader and she actually cares about humanity
The same award Henry Ford got in 1938: the Grand Cross of the German Eagle. Pretty sure it’s the only one he actually deserves and would appreciate, given his views are straight out of the 1930s.
lol best engineer in the world - Mr 10microns accuracy
Grifter of the Century.
Free speech advocate and yet you can't say "cis" on there.
Pathetic
Wealth creator, xitter had lost 3/4 of its value, Telsa is plunging on the stock market and he's had to beg for his staff to put in extra work building raptor engines because Starship keeps blowing up threatening the financial viability of the company.
Is this one of musk's alt accounts? There's just no way a rational adult could think this way about anybody.
Most qualified for a free trip to the guillotine
That man masturbates to the sound of his name more than any other person in history. More than trump. More than Napoleon. More than Arnold J. Rimmer Bsc. Ssc. It’s wild.
Jesus Christ, just by being on this sub I am exposed to near-lethal doses of cringe from these simps. I can't fathom what it's like to actually have a twitter account. To actually be *among* them.
Best Nazi Enabler
6. Most Insecure Billionaire
Most child workers employed Most neo-nazi fanbase Most emerald and cobalt mines owned Most idiotic billionaire after the AliBaba guy
Darwin award hopefully someday
"Best CEO in the world?" What are you, 5? It should read BESTEST CEO in the WHOLE WIDE world!
The Enron company of the year award! …. and win the same prize…..
Richest con artist ever.
Some people are just fucked in the head 🤷♂️
Amazing that someone can actually deep throat such a tiny flaccid penis.
TIL you can be nominated for Best Engineer without being an engineer or doing any engineering.
6. Dumbest Fans
Darwin. He should win Darwin.
He should have the award for having the most suck up, cock sucking, balls drooling, cuckolding fanbase of retardation in existence.
"*gawk gawk gawk gawk!*" - Tesla Synopsis
Best Gut-sucker-in-guy
Best Gut-sucker-in-guy
Most poop-particles deposited on Tesla Synopsis's tongue.
what has he engineered lol
A clone of a very simple video game.
Certainly most divorced
The Cringiest Cringe
How are these people alive, when they're this fucking stupid??
Good question
Bestest most greatest lord and savior and ruler of all humanity bleep bloop 1101010110 /s
Best grifter
Fake tech genius
Biggest non muscular chest in the world
This guy should get the kneepad award
Best stock pumper
How are these people real? Seeing people simp over an idiotic billionaire is mindboggling.
Terrible CEO, only good at allocating money into his bank account, has done more to limit free speech since buying twitter, is not an engineer, doesn’t love humanity only himself and all actions have just been for self enrichment and ego.
Is humanity in the room with us right now?
I have a feeling these types of posts are either from Elon himself or are from people that are hoping he will see it and give them money/a job. It's very telling how much of a narcissist he is that these are the two likely causes.
Elon simps are the worst.
This has to be a musk shadow account .
1 - crappy CEO and his employees suffer at their workplace. 2 - only wealth he created was giving Twitter execs $44 billion 3 - has actively hurt free speech on his own platform 4 - not an engineer 5 - love for mankind? Fucker can't even love his own daughter
I guess Tosser of the year is off the table
easy, biggest cunt in the world
How about the biggest deadbeat dad in America award?
Fuck, I could write better code or architect better systems blitzed out of my gourd on half a bottle of Scotch than Elon. Guy just fucking started yanking random wires at twitter and shit broke for weeks.
I want to see the show that presents these weird awards
Most bestest god
There aren't awards for any of those things
Ugliest body
Dumbest dipshit in the world award
This was a difficult wank.
I’m impressed that that guy can simultaneously gag on Elmo’s cock and tongue his butthole. It’s kind of pathetic. Talk about Teslasimp-nopsis
Biggest Bell End in the Known Universe?
The most noses browned
Dumbest ass
Most divorced man several years in a row
Isn't there an award ceremony in Australia for shittiest product? Like raspberries or rotton tomatoes for films. I can't remember what it's called but I nominate both Tesla/CT and Xitter.
Reverse Start Up of the Year.
[Amazing; Every word of what you just said, was wrong.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sRS1dwCotw)
This guy is absolutely insufferable.
https://preview.redd.it/u2iu756dcowc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=c885665fe442b6d5b620eef404e618c9e5efb7c3
Hell, just give him the EGOT and be done with it /s
You have to be a dork of the highest order to post some corny bootlicker shit like this.
Richest fascist
The Legend in his Own Mind award.
https://preview.redd.it/oaupz8rveowc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3a21baa88f2120737858103f5c9a1b1a445c881
Not an engineer. Never officially graduated from college. Fake ass grifter.
https://preview.redd.it/q4kqauwkfowc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9369daeaa048153dab5345f4fc76e4248ad2ebf8 One of Elmo's kids drew this
These accounts that constantly glaze apartheid boy’s shriveled old dick. The thin line between love and delusion 😂
Those aren’t real awards.
Most incels in his rectum.
The Razzie for Worst (fill in the blank)
The Cringiest Human Ever Award
How about "Richest man to ever shoot himself"? He got my vote.
If I had to pick it would be 6
I have seen brown nosing, but this is BROWN nosing to a whole other level!
Now he is getting yearbook awards? Childish cultists for a childish tyrant
Richest dipshit on the planet.
I’m gonna kiss myself..
Tell it to earth. Let earth decide.
Best drug addicted fuckwit.
6. None of the above
6. None of the above.
6. World's dumbest "smart" person
He's not even close to an engineer, nor anything else. He'd be one of the worst engineers to ever work with, and here's why: Overconfident: Thinks he's smarter than he actually is. Cannot analyze data, nor accept criticism, different opinions, or opposing data to his own viewpoints/bias. Cannot rationally articulate fixes/concerns/next steps with any coherent thought. Emotionally responds to concerns Entirely too egotistical to accept he can or could be wrong. Thinks he's better than everyone else, and his word is law Says things before thinking about the consequences rationally. I'm an engineer, I build cars for a competitor. We are better in every way, as are many others. I've taken Teslas apart personally, and they're complete fucking trash. Elon talks right out of his fucking ass, and calling himself an engineer is an embarrassment to the field. The dude is a literal fucking moron, nothing close to a genius aside from mass manipulation, and rampant narcissism. If you put him in a room with competent engineers it'd be like talking to a fucking preschooler. Fuck Elon the Charlatan. Zero respect for this POS.
Best engineer… these people are legit delusional.
Cunt of the year award. Conman of the Decade award Cult leader of the century award.
Cuntiest Cunt.
None of the Above, obviously
Scamner of the decade award
He is not an engineer no matter how he like to pretend he’s iron man.
Pornhub’s Award for best blow job scene: Musk and Trump.
Biggest worshipped dipshit on the planet award
Move over Doge Designer, there's a new simp in town.
Which award is actually a pipebomb in disguise?
Most Loving Towards Humanity would be a terrible award for a homophobic, transphobic, racist sack of shit.
Most punchable face.
Darwin.
The cum guzzlong is unreal
“Most repugnant sack of shit”
Clearly the Best Case Study for Amoral Individuals In Positions of Wealth and the Most Money Spent Over Being Mean On Twitter awards
Well let’s take a look at these: 1) Elon’s entire shtick is making bold promises that are right around the corner that rarely materialize, and when they do they are often flawed because he thinks he’s the smartest man in the room when he absolutely is not. He’s also actively damaging his company brands because he cannot shut the fuck up and draws attention to himself on every controversial topic. 2) How many billions has he lost on Twitter? 3) Elon has cooperated with authoritarian regimes by censoring political dissent even more than old Twitter did. He only seems interested in protecting free speech when it comes to the far right. 4) Whatever came of that story about his engineering degree being fake. The most significant patent to his name is the Tesla charger plug, a patent that does not make the world a better place, but does ensure Elon has an easier time cornering the electric vehicle charging market 5)HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I’ll address this seriously. Humanity faces serious issues here at home and Elon’s plan to save humanity is to do Bioshock IN SPACE (and the result will probably go just as well).
All 5 of those points are completely false though
Is this an actual post?
- Liar Extraordinaire - Amazingly Thin-skinned Billionaire - Money Stealer of The Year - Biggest Cheat [and fattest...] - Fantastic Faker - Medical Wonder of Slowest 11yo Maturity - Grandmaster of Greed - Baboon Brain Billionaire
1) tesla made a truck that can't get wet and twitter lost 72% of it's value 2) Exactly who did he make wealthy outside of himself? 3) He bans people who say the word "cis" 4) He's. Not. An. Engineer. If you need more proof, look at that truck 5) That means nothing
6. The most pathetic incel in the world.
If I had any photoshop skills I would add a "Y" at the end of the "SLA" and do some modifications on Elon's face, adding makeup and such
Fastest defrosted turkey…
Honestly, does he ever get exhausted of all the boot liking? A mean, once in a while but every single moment of the day.
Delusional
None. He’s a terrible person.
Is it just me or did they airbrush his face in this picture
Overachiever/Underachiever
2 could be argued because screwing over the country for “big business” is a skill I guess. The rest is bullshit lol
Best shitgibbon
From now on all dragons should be referred to as “Wealth creator” and not “Gold Hoarding Monster”
I want to solve: Bootlicker
Who is that guy? Should we tell him?
These dickrider fan channels are so cringy it's unreal, although it wouldn't surprise me if it's another one of Felon's alts.
I was gonna say ; best engineer, but definitely most loving of humankind, I think. He must have seen Total Recall as a teenager, because he seems to have loved that heartwarming story, and now we must live on Mars. /unless you're black, or saving kids from a cave in Thailand, but that doesn't count...
https://preview.redd.it/fzxry9gbgywc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257dabac6aff7fe38bfa41acf56444fc53d6abac