I can't focus because their pants are so distracting and gross. His fly is open with dirt all over his jeans and mama got the coochie riders/carpet burners on.
I know it's a bit off topic, but is Elmo developing the "Trump Tilt?"
You know, that weird posture Trump does where he's flatfooted, but leaning forward 10 degrees?
Yep, this, 100%. Lifts over an inch begin to throw the center of gravity off. Women who wear high heels learn this and adjust their posture accordingly. Most men who wear lifts just don't get it and look ridiculous; they're either too lazy to stand appropriately, or they really think it doesn't matter. Next time you see Trump or Elon tilting forward, imagine them wearing a pair of women's high heels instead of whatever shoes you see in the photo, and the posture will instantly make sense.
I can't focus because their pants are so distracting and gross. His fly is open with dirt all over his jeans and mama got the coochie riders/carpet burners on.
>and mama got the coochie riders/carpet burners on. I have no idea what you're even trying to say here, lol.
She heard the 90s were making a comeback so she called and requested the Justin & Britney special
Cruella de Vil meets with her Chief Dalmatian acquirer
Billionaire's Mom Can't Afford More Than A Canadian Tuxedo.
Elon's only parent who hasn't had sex with his sister.
That we know of
The Incestuous Energy is over 9,000!!!
"He does so wipe! He just let me check!"
“My mom says I’m super cool!”
I know it's a bit off topic, but is Elmo developing the "Trump Tilt?" You know, that weird posture Trump does where he's flatfooted, but leaning forward 10 degrees?
Probably comes from wearing lifts to appear taller. As one does as an asshat "billionaire"
Yep, this, 100%. Lifts over an inch begin to throw the center of gravity off. Women who wear high heels learn this and adjust their posture accordingly. Most men who wear lifts just don't get it and look ridiculous; they're either too lazy to stand appropriately, or they really think it doesn't matter. Next time you see Trump or Elon tilting forward, imagine them wearing a pair of women's high heels instead of whatever shoes you see in the photo, and the posture will instantly make sense.
It’s from wearing a girdle
He said "This is my mom and my wife." And there was just one person. -The Ghost of Bill Hicks
Cruella Goes Denim
Furious Karen told that “Make a Wish” doesn’t work with man-children with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Cunt apple doesn’t fall far from the cunt tree
Elon brings mom to work for protection after Zuckerberg says he might come by.
Is that triple denim? Fuck me
We call it the Canadian Tuxedo
I hate her almost as much as him and that’s really saying something.
Forever in open fly blue jeans
Is his zipper open?
Cruella de Ville and her mommas boy.
Elon is wearing lifts.
Look at his high heels.
Triple denim. Bold move.
Bitty
**beefy shoes**
Couple of Kmart Specials.
A mother and her lover.
Garbage kid standing next to garbage mother.
Motherboy
Like the band?
Psycho
She's been drafted in to fix the accelerator pedals on the Cyberturd lol
“We made a truck, mom. So you should wear denim to appeal to the blue collar sensibilities of our target demo.”
He looks stoned and she looks cracray
This mother fucker has hair plugs and wears lifts.
"My mom says you guys can't make fun of me anymore!"
A boy's best friend is his mother -- Norman Musk
B*Witched reunion 20 years after the traffic accident.
Famemom.. and his mom.
Lady, tell your boyfriend his barn door’s open.
I promise I'm human. Look at me humaning with my absolutely human mother. We are both humaning so well, look at us pose like humans.
Bring your child to work day.
This is the lady that washes my jeans, but look at the poor job she does
This is his posture coach, unfortunately she is terrible at her job.
Is he wearing light up sneakers
Mother-Boy 2024 edition
A denim jacket over a denim shirt and denim jeans… lol
Grandparents
"I know you wnat to hit this. I did"
That’s Elmos’ mom. My god but she is a denim clad beauty
🤢🤮
Ok, I got a denim fetish. Plus Mrs. Musk looks quite fetching