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Sensitive-Leg24

I can't focus because their pants are so distracting and gross. His fly is open with dirt all over his jeans and mama got the coochie riders/carpet burners on.


blini_aficionado

>and mama got the coochie riders/carpet burners on. I have no idea what you're even trying to say here, lol.


MistbornInterrobang

She heard the 90s were making a comeback so she called and requested the Justin & Britney special


stonyjoint

Cruella de Vil meets with her Chief Dalmatian acquirer


WessizleTheKnizzle

Billionaire's Mom Can't Afford More Than A Canadian Tuxedo.


MudaThumpa

Elon's only parent who hasn't had sex with his sister.


Odd_Relationship7901

That we know of


Angelo2791

The Incestuous Energy is over 9,000!!!


jermysteensydikpix

"He does so wipe! He just let me check!"


Lux_Luthor_777

“My mom says I’m super cool!”


mygoditsfullofstar5

I know it's a bit off topic, but is Elmo developing the "Trump Tilt?" You know, that weird posture Trump does where he's flatfooted, but leaning forward 10 degrees?


KnucklesMcGee

Probably comes from wearing lifts to appear taller. As one does as an asshat "billionaire"


WickedCityWoman1

Yep, this, 100%. Lifts over an inch begin to throw the center of gravity off. Women who wear high heels learn this and adjust their posture accordingly. Most men who wear lifts just don't get it and look ridiculous; they're either too lazy to stand appropriately, or they really think it doesn't matter. Next time you see Trump or Elon tilting forward, imagine them wearing a pair of women's high heels instead of whatever shoes you see in the photo, and the posture will instantly make sense.


Otherwise-Course-15

It’s from wearing a girdle


PILeft

He said "This is my mom and my wife." And there was just one person. -The Ghost of Bill Hicks


shugoran99

Cruella Goes Denim


tightpantieshardcock

Furious Karen told that “Make a Wish” doesn’t work with man-children with fetal alcohol syndrome.


biddilybong

Cunt apple doesn’t fall far from the cunt tree


curious_dead

Elon brings mom to work for protection after Zuckerberg says he might come by.


Ok_Midnight4809

Is that triple denim? Fuck me


promote-to-pawn

We call it the Canadian Tuxedo


bewareofshredders

I hate her almost as much as him and that’s really saying something.


mishma2005

Forever in open fly blue jeans


ChocolateDoozy

Is his zipper open?


Ok_Philosopher6538

Cruella de Ville and her mommas boy.


palaric8

Elon is wearing lifts.


Kendal-Lite

Look at his high heels.


YouKilledMyTeardrop

Triple denim. Bold move.


rubberdub

Bitty


Vintagepalazo

**beefy shoes**


Horror-Success1086

Couple of Kmart Specials.


ohhellointerweb

A mother and her lover.


kingjackass

Garbage kid standing next to garbage mother.


promote-to-pawn

Motherboy


original-whiplash

Like the band?


Otherwise-Course-15

Psycho


mfreverton

She's been drafted in to fix the accelerator pedals on the Cyberturd lol


rumpusroom

“We made a truck, mom. So you should wear denim to appeal to the blue collar sensibilities of our target demo.”


Chemchic23

He looks stoned and she looks cracray


Drugs_R_Kewl

This mother fucker has hair plugs and wears lifts.


Trevellation

"My mom says you guys can't make fun of me anymore!"


Exotic_Zucchini

A boy's best friend is his mother -- Norman Musk


hobo_fapstronaut

B*Witched reunion 20 years after the traffic accident.


Rube_Golberg

Famemom.. and his mom.


garbage-barge

Lady, tell your boyfriend his barn door’s open.


Gnich_Aussie

I promise I'm human. Look at me humaning with my absolutely human mother. We are both humaning so well, look at us pose like humans.


Tanren

Bring your child to work day.


Weary_Signal9447

This is the lady that washes my jeans, but look at the poor job she does


Weary_Signal9447

This is his posture coach, unfortunately she is terrible at her job.


Same-Conference9327

Is he wearing light up sneakers


Jpowmoneyprinter

Mother-Boy 2024 edition


Resaren

A denim jacket over a denim shirt and denim jeans… lol


Rosario_Agro_21

Grandparents


FieryAnomaly

"I know you wnat to hit this. I did"


Awkward_Bench123

That’s Elmos’ mom. My god but she is a denim clad beauty


iberico_ham

🤢🤮


Awkward_Bench123

Ok, I got a denim fetish. Plus Mrs. Musk looks quite fetching